Top 100 It's Funny How Quotes
#1. It's funny how all the fussing and fighting turns into us f-king and flying.
Wiz Khalifa
#2. It's funny how being an actor forces you to do things or go places that you wouldn't ordinarily.
Natalie Dormer
#3. it's funny how the same structure could imprison you and the next moment it could be where you felt safest. It was all perspective. Abel
Kenan Hillard
#4. It's funny how you can grow away from your friends, when just a few years ago they were the most important people in your life.
Judy Blume
#5. I wanted to be wanted. And for the past dozen years I've known firsthand what it's like to be sought after. It's funny how when you get what you've always longed for, sometimes the reason you wanted it no longer exists.
Susan Meissner
#6. Life's better now. I wouldn't do it all over again, though. It's funny how life works. Maybe it was meant to happen for many reasons, because my life in many ways richer.
Giuliana Rancic
#7. It's funny how the history of Jeb Bush is going to be rewritten.
Chuck Todd
#8. It's funny how people who ain't never been down there can think that America is so fair and that we should be alright. It's funny that the people who have their foot on our neck are telling us, 'Get up. What's wrong with you?'
Ice Cube
#9. It's funny how your mind can be open, expansive, to almost anything but when there's a hard limit, something your brain can't make that extra leap for, it all shuts down.
Karina Halle
#10. It's funny how when you say "yes" to something (like the man of your dreams), you don't think about the fact that you are also saying "no" to something else.
Amy E. Spiegel
#11. It's funny how you never think about the women you've had. It's always the ones who get away that you can't forget.
Chuck Palahniuk
#12. It's funny how I use social media because I don't use it to promote my restaurants that much. I use it for social issues and I think that's what it's for. I do a few things - I mess around with music a lot because that's a passion of mine. If something strikes me and I want to share it, I do.
Tom Colicchio
#13. It's funny how that comes up, because sometimes I'll write something and I'll think, I don't know if that's a film or a play, and then other things I feel very strongly about them just being plays - they feel very theatrical to me.
Neil LaBute
#14. It's funny how you can become something merely by forgetting who you once were.
Chrissy Moon
#15. It's funny how one life-changing event could make you forget what happiness felt like.
Christie Cote
#16. It's funny how books can change you. You open up a book and one minute you are who you've always been, then you read some random passage and you become someone else.
Brian Joyce
#17. It's funny how you can think you've reached rock bottom, then sink a whole lot further.
Tabitha Suzuma
#19. It's funny how the people who know the least about you, always have the most to say.
Auliq Ice
#20. I sit quietly and think about my mom. It's funny how memory erodes, If all I had to work from were my childhood memories, my knowledge of my mother would be faded and soft, with a few sharp memories standing out.
Audrey Niffenegger
#21. But it's funny how you can take something that turns out to be fatal and classify it as not worth fixing.
Catherine Ryan Hyde
#22. It's funny how a person who evinces bravery in the face of many dangers will become a pathetic example of abject timidity when it comes to putting something strange in his mouth.
Katherine Norberg
#23. It's funny how they thought we were dating," Colin said, glancing over at her.
"How's that funny?" she asked, holding his gaze.
"Um," he said. Distracted from the road, Colin watched as she gave him the slightest version of her inimitable smile.
John Green
#24. It's funny how you can run from the future and the past simultaneously.
Kirsten Hubbard
#25. It's funny how the colors of the real world only seem really real when you watch them on a screen.
Anthony Burgess
#26. It's funny how you can miss someone desperately when they're standing right in front of you.
Heather Lyons
#27. It's funny how "a part" and "apart" are complete opposites, yet only differ by a little space.
Wade Rouse
#28. It's funny how things slip away, pieces of us, even.
Kristin Hannah
#29. It's funny how we hate to face realities. I knew a commuter once who rode in town every day on the 8.13. But he used to call it the 7.73. He said it made him feel more virtuous.
Christopher Morley
#30. It's funny how nothing really ever turns out the way we expect it to, no matter how certain the future seems. I guess we need to keep adjusting our dreams to fit reality, because life is not going to cooperate.
Cassia Leo
#31. It's funny how you can struggle with one piece and write a better one in a minute. When things come easy, it means it's good.
Joe Satriani
#32. I think it's funny how life can lead you down certain paths which you wouldn't have taken otherwise.
Giovanna Fletcher
#33. It's funny how heterosexuals have lives and the rest of us have "lifestyles."
Sonia Johnson
#34. It's funny how cucumber water can taste so much better than pickle juice, even though they come from the same source.
Ellen DeGeneres
#35. It's funny how you call me a celebrity. Oh man.
Steven Hill
#36. I was half expecting it, but it still came as kind of a shock when the barrier stayed down. It's funny how some things can be so mixed up like that.
Gavin Extence
#37. It's funny how, when you look back on the big things that have happened in your life, you realize that there were small things you might have done which would completely have changed the course of events.
Stuart Prebble
#38. It's funny how one thing can make you realize something like that. One can be ready to give up the children one always wanted, one can be ready to withstand remarks about one's past, or one's clothes, but then - a tiny remark and the soul deflates and says: Oh. I
Elizabeth Strout
#39. It's funny, how one can look back on a sorrow one thought one might well die of at the time, and know that one had not yet reckoned the tenth part of true grief.
Jacqueline Carey
#40. It's funny how making odd noises can get you into strange situations sometimes.
Eric San
#41. It's funny how the beauty of art has so much more to do with the frame than the artwork itself.
Chuck Palahniuk
#42. It's funny how bed and pillows and covers can change a conversation. Words turn quiet and you mean more and say less. It's like you can build your own little world, Population: 2.
Robin Benway
#43. It's funny how there can be something special about that one person isn't it?
Marisa Calin
#44. And think it's funny how, now that I know what it means to love and be loved, I see it everywhere.
Laurelin Paige
#45. It's funny how dogs and cats know the inside of folks better than other folks do, isn't it?
Eleanor Porter
#46. It's funny how the world works, how we win and lose, how we can never really know what's ahead though we never stop planning. How we survive and move on. There's a sadness that comes with survival, but also more joy to be had.
Anna McPartlin
#47. It's funny how you can forget everything except people loving you. Maybe that's why humans find it so hard getting over love affairs. It's not the pain they're getting over, it's the love.
Melina Marchetta
#48. It's funny how you can go from hating a girl to maybe liking her, maybe liking her a lot, just because she shows a little interest in you.
Louis Sachar
#49. It's funny how things change slowly, until the day we realize they've changed completely.
Nancy Gibbs
#50. It's funny how quickly tomorrow becomes yesterday and then last week and then you run out of time.
Michelle Gable
#51. It's funny how your relationship with your own looks changes when you go weeks without seeing yourself. None of us really knows what we look like after all. In that nanosecond it takes for a mirror to give our faces back to us our mind has already done all sorts of perverse rearranging.
Nina De Gramont
#52. It's funny how nothing really turns out the way we expect it to, no matter how certain the future seems. I guess we need to keep adjusting our dreams to fit
Cassia Leo
#53. It's funny how, when things seem the darkest, moments of beauty present themselves in the most unexpected places.
Karen Marie Moning
#54. It's funny how much you attach yourself to everyone around you when you film.
Jared Gilman
#55. It's funny how a chubby kid can just be having fun, and people call it entertainment!
Garth Brooks
#56. It's funny how when somebody saves you, the first thing you want to do is save other people. All other people. Everybody.
Chuck Palahniuk
#57. I've risen from the dead. Though sometimes, when I wake up in the morning, I feel like I've died. I swear I'm aging in dog years. But no, I'm not dead. It's funny how stuff like that gets started.
Tony Stewart
#60. It's funny how sometimes you don't see the obvious things coming. You think you know what life has in store for you. You think you're prepared. You think you can handle it. And then-boom, like a thunderclap-something comes at you out of nowhere and catches you off guard.
Cynthia Hand
#61. But it's funny how the memory works and how sometimes we just belive whatever we want.
Chris Bohjalian
#62. It's funny how you have to keep changing, or showing that you are capable of doing something different from people's expectations. People really only do remember you from the last thing you've done, or desperately want to put you into a position that they think you're capable of.
Dominic Cooper
#63. It's funny how even when the sky falls around us, people still have to make pancakes
Rachel DeWoskin
#64. It's funny how you can think you know someone pretty well, and then something happens or they do something that makes you understand that you didn't really know them at all.
Wendelin Van Draanen
#65. I think it's funny how people say what dead people would want, as if they would know.
Peter Monn
#66. It's funny how guilty people start to question your spirituality and education only because they have nothing to say that will justify their faults.
J.B. Albano
#67. It's funny how easy it is to point out other peoples mistakes and make our own mistakes seem insignificant.
Jack Kirby
#68. It's funny how the night that changes your life forever starts out like all the others.
Marisha Pessl
#69. It's funny how, having nice thoughts in your head, it is so pleasant to pull them all out and think them all over again.
Maureen Daly
#70. I think a lot of people who watch TV don't realize when they're watch TV shows and it says 'produced by' and producer, producer ... there are all these producers. What the hell does a producer do? It's funny how much you have to worry about as a producer.
Demetri Martin
#71. You know, it's funny how songs continue to grow and evolve and become a new and deeper reflection of your life.
Gloria Estefan
#72. It's funny how it usually works out that I end up dying. It sort of works out, because by the time I die, I'm usually tired of working on that particular movie, so I look forward to it.
Owen Wilson
#73. It's funny how you can look back in life and there are all these 'if's' - if this hadn't happened would I have been here? If I hadn't done this would I have ended up talking to you? It's funny how life is seriously just a bunch of those moments.
Lights
#74. It's funny how there's a word like overprotective to describe some parents, but no word that means the opposite. what word do you use to describe parents who don't protect enough? underprotective? neglectful? self-involved? lame? all of the above. olivia's family
R.J. Palacio
#75. It's funny how other people get to decide when I'm invisible but I can't make them disappear.
Marilyn Hilton
#76. It's funny how two people can grow up in the same town, go to the same school, have the same friends, and end up so totally different. Family, or lack of it, counts for more than you'd think.
Sarah Dessen
#77. It's funny how those we care about can create the same reaction that we get when we are facing down a monster ready to kill us.
Brandy Nacole
#78. It's funny how different people are. If I'd been this kid and someone was snarling "Ordering a pizza?" at me, without even thinking, I would have snarled back "Yeah. You want pepperoni?"
-Maximum Ride
James Patterson
#79. It's funny how, even long after you've accepted the grief of losing someone you love and truly have gotten on with your life, every once in a while something comes up that plays "gotcha," and for a moment or tow the car tissue seperates and the wound is raw again.
Mary Higgins Clark
#80. It's funny how you can know a person, think of him as your closest friend, and still never gain access to the secret chambers in his heart.
Jennifer Finney Boylan
#81. It's funny how your dead when people start listening.
The Band Perry
#82. It's funny how sometimes you learn things off the Internet before they're actually told to you.
Joel Edgerton
#83. It's funny how people can change your life without meaning to. Even the fucked-up, crazy people leave everything different when they go away.
Seanan McGuire
#84. It's funny how you can intensely investigate one very particular thing, and then it can lead you to other things through links and stuff like that. It's like you're going on this selective, very precise detour. But then it is strange because with it being so quick, there must be a difference.
Jarvis Cocker
#85. It's funny how the whole team gets quiet when you're about to win a Daytona 500.
Joey Logano
#87. It's funny how the darkest moments of your life can bring about the best ones.
Kathryn Kennish
#88. It's funny how we don't recognize our own reflections, but the one thing about them is they never lie.
Jewel E. Ann
#89. It's funny how we like labels. If I ever have a bookstore, I'm not going to put any labels on the sections.
Audrey Niffenegger
#90. They say to think within the box, but it's funny how those in the box never go anywhere, where those outside it, get to see the world.
Anthony Liccione
#91. And it's funny how when somebody saves you, the first thing you want to do is save other people. All other people. Everybody. The kid never knew the man's name. But he never forgot that smile. "Hero" isn't the first word, but it's the first word that comes to mind.
Chuck Palahniuk
#92. It's funny how people mark their lives, the benchmarks they choose to decide when the moment is more of a moment than any other. For life is made of them. I like to think the best ones of all are in my mind, that they run through my blood in their own memory bank for no one else but me to see.
Cecelia Ahern
#93. It's funny how humans can wrap their mind around things and fit them into their version of reality.
Rick Riordan
#94. It's funny how the hippies and the punks tried to get rid of the conservatives, but they always seem to get the upper hand in the end.
Bjork
#95. It's funny how seeing another person hurt can break you down faster than your own emotions -Audrey
Suzanne Young
#96. It's funny how close the past is, sometimes. Sometimes it seems as if you could almost reach out and touch it. Only who really wants to?
Stephen King
#97. It's funny how you take things like electricity for granted. You hit the button that turns everything on and it just comes on. You get used to that and it just works every single time. So what happens when it suddenly doesn't? things very well could get messy.
Robin Burks
#98. It's funny how, when you really want to say something bitchy and cutting to someone who's been bitchy to you, you can't think of anything till afterwards. When there's no real call for it, you come suddenly out with a piece of 9-carat bitchery that shakes even you.
Lynne Reid Banks
#99. It's funny how life goes merrily along and then, boom, the past comes back and bites you in the butt.
Barbara Freethy
#100. What a welcome sight. You know, it's funny how often people forget that presidents need to eat, too, President
Suzanne Collins
Famous Authors
Popular Topics
Scroll to Top
