Top 6 Funny Captain's Log Quotes

#1. I do not like to see men walk away from women in late middle age.

Peter D. Kramer

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#2. Farrell's Bar in Brooklyn had urinals so large they looked like shower stalls for Toulouse-Lautrec.

Joe Flaherty

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#3. I've had so many bikini waxes, I cry every time I see a Popsicle stick.

Libba Bray

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#4. Good night, everyone- and remember- in this world, if you wanna get ahead, you gotta learn to give a little!

Steven Tyler

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#5. When I collaborated with Nelly Furtado, the idea for the song structure came from myself, but the lyrics and the ideas behind the songs came from her.

Paul Oakenfold

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#6. Truth searches for no one. It waits to be found.

Suzy Kassem

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