Top 6 Funny 1950's Housewife Quotes

#1. I've said this forever - I've always believed the Today show is more than the sum of its parts.

Jeff Zucker

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#2. We are the farmers of the future. If we desire all the gifts of God, if we seek to win the Golden Crown, we can't just sit back and watch. We have to make it happen.

Chris Heimerdinger

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#3. I feel like a lot of time my writing is like having about twenty boxes of Christmas decorations. But no tree. You're going, Where do I put this? Then they go, Okay, you can have a tree, but we'll blindfold you and you gotta cut it down with a spoon.

Carolyn Chute

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#4. If someone we knew took traffic signals personally, we would judge them insane. Yet

Ryan Holiday

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#5. I mean being a writer is like being a psychoanalyst, but you don't get any patients.

Al Alvarez

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#6. A perfectionist only rests the day he dies;
nothing in Heaven needs to be fixed
and nothing in Hell can be fixed.

Matshona Dhliwayo

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