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Top 100 Don't Swear Quotes

#1. Don't do it. I swear to god I will break your fingers off ... Okay, do it. - Author: T.J. Klune
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#2. Okay, but I swear if you make me watch Frozen more than once, I will never watch with you again. Me: You don't want to build a snowman? - Author: Toni Aleo
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#3. It don't spit or swear or sleep around. I've always maintained I'm the most radical rock'n'roll singer Britain has ever seen. - Author: Cliff Richard
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#4. I should probably apologize for how much I swear, but fuck it. I've read that some people think swearing shows a lack of imagination and a limited vocabulary, but sometimes "darn" and "poop" and "oh heck" just don't cut it. Besides, swearing is kind of fun. - Author: Bart Yates
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#5. I don't want to see you die. I want you to live. And you will. And at this moment I swear, you will fight for humanity. - Author: Abhijit Haldar
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#6. Real tough guys don't swear, they just do. - Author: Deb Caletti
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#7. I swear to God, I don't remember anything Gwyneth Paltrow was in. Some people get hot by association. I heard more about her and Brad Pitt and I ever heard about her work. - Author: Jennifer Lopez
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#8. I know all the swear words. I just don't use them. There are worse things in life than being called a Lady. - Author: Irene Dunne
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#9. Stay out of the gutter in your conversation. Foul talk defiles the man who speaks it ... Don't swear. Don't profane. Avoid so-called dirty jokes. Stay away from conversation that is sprinkled with foul and filthy words. You will be happier if you do so, and your example will give strength to others. - Author: Gordon B. Hinckley
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#10. Um....I love your accent, and your cock is magnificent, and if you don't put it in me soon I will cry and it'll ruin my makeup and it'll be all your fault, so please fuck me now, right now, this second, or I swear to God I will forget I'm the submissive in this relationship. - Author: Tiffany Reisz
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#11. And there's no way I'm leaving you alone with Prince Perfect."
"So you don't trust me to resist his charms?"
"I don't even trust myself. I've never seen anyone work a crowd the way he does. I'm pretty sure the rocks and trees are getting ready to swear fealty to him. - Author: Leigh Bardugo
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#12. We had this talk," she said. "You may be dead sexy, and I mean, like, really dead and really sexy, but you don't get to tell me what to do. Right? And no head-shrinker stuff, either, or I swear to God, I'll pack my shit and move! - Author: Rachel Caine
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#13. People shouldn't pinky swear if they don't mean it because the pinky is the weakest finger out of the five. If you want to truly stand by what you say, then use your thumb. - Author: Patrick Stevens
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#14. I swear, Daimons or not, if you don't behave, Z, I'm going to send you to Antarctica and leave you there to rot. (Acheron)
Ooo. I'm terrified. Those killer penguins and hairy seals are really scary. (Zarek) - Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon
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#15. Oh honestly, Whyborne, don't put up such a fuss. I swear, you men have your entire egos tied to the functioning of a few inches of flesh."
"More than a few," Griffin said with a smirk.
I buried my face in my hands and wished the mummy's curse were real and might strike me down immediately. - Author: Jordan L. Hawk
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#16. I swear I have at least one good song idea a day. But if I don't get pen to paper in ten seconds, it's gone forever. - Author: Cary Ann Hearst
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#17. Oh.My. Every illegal swear word in the dictionary, God. What is it with older men? don't they ever look in the mirror? - Author: Diane Messidoro
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#18. Don't say it's over
'Cause that's the worst news I could hear I swear that I will
Do my best to be here just the way you like it
Even though it's hard to hide
Push my feelings all aside
I will rearrange my plans and change for you. (-The Avett Brothers) - Author: Colleen Hoover
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#19. I have never knowingly, I swear to God, written satire. The word connotes exaggeration of the foibles of mankind. To me, mankind just has foibles. You don't have to push it! - Author: Tom Wolfe
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#20. I swear, Kat, you drive like you're playing a video game. (Cassandra) Yeah, yeah. Wanna see the ray gun I have under the hood to zap them if they don't get out of my way? (Katra) - Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon
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#21. He lifts my chin and looks at me.
"I don't want to break you, Lou-Lou."

He leans his forehead against mine.
"But sometimes you have to break in order to be fixed. And if you trust me enough to fall apart, I swear...I'll put you back together again. - Author: Ashley Jade
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#22. Don't listen to the lies, I swear they all lies. You know I could be your knight in shining Armor All tires. - Author: Drake
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#23. He presses his forehead down on the podium and I watched his shoulders shake, and then finally, he said, "Goddamn it, Augustus, editing your own eulogy."
"Don't swear in the Literal Heart of Jesus," Gus said. - Author: John Green
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#24. Ask me to give up a limb and I swear, I'll find a way to do it. But don't ask me to live without you anymore. I can't. I'm so goddamn in love with you, it hurts. - Author: Leisa Rayven
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#25. I'm in a band. I don't go to church every Sunday. I love punk rock music. Sometimes I use swear words a lot. I respect and admire gay men and women. I'm obsessed with horror films. I know what shame feels like. And guess what old man? Jesus is still my Savior. - Author: Hayley Williams
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#26. To tell you the truth - mind, this is strictly between ourselves, please; I shouldn't like your wife to know I said it - the women folk don't understand these things; but between you and me, you know, I think it does a man good to swear. - Author: Jerome K. Jerome
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#27. Truth, honesty, integrity, he said. "And loyalty. Above truth, honesty, and integrity, I would demand loyalty. Loyalty above all. You have to swear an oath."

"I can never put loyalty above truth honesty and integrity. . . don't demand loyalty over truth. Don't ever do that. - Author: Garth Stein
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#28. 'These boat people,' says the government of Hong Kong, 'they all want to go to America.' Well, I swear I don't know why, do you? I mean, take Vietnam. Why would any Vietnamese come to America after what American did to Vietnam? Don't they remember My Lai, napalm, Sylvester Stallone? - Author: Linda Ellerbee
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#29. He cradled my face in his hands and smiled into my streaming eyes. "Because I know you, Liberty Jones. Don't cry, sweetheart, you're killing me." "I'll make it up to you, I swear - " "Shut up," Gage said tenderly, and kissed me with a blistering heat that made my knees buckle. - Author: Lisa Kleypas
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#30. Harder! Harder! Strike at it, for the gods' sake! It's a Parthian, not your grandmother! I swear if you don't put some effort into - What? - Author: M.C. Scott
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#31. My God, did you just say 'fuck'? You're a good, clean Methodist. You don't swear. - Author: Tiffany Reisz
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#32. I just want to scream: "I'm being honest, I swear!" Maybe it's embarrassing, but I don't care anymore. - Author: Angel Olsen
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#33. Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words. - Author: Bill Watterson
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#34. And I swear that I don't have a gun ... no I don't have a gun - Author: Kurt Cobain
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#35. I swear, Z. I was hoping you'd use this time here to show Artemis that you can mingle with people again. (Acheron)
Sure you were. Why don't you cover me in shit and tell me it's mud while you're at it? (Zarek) - Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon
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#36. I don't believe in vitamin pills. I swear by men, darling-and as many as possible. - Author: Joan Collins
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#37. Thank you. (Nykyrian)
For what? (Kiara)
For giving me a life worth living. I know I'm not worth it, and that I don't deserve it, but I swear to the gods I finally believe in that I will spend every moment I have left making you happy and trying to be worthy of you. (Nykyrian) - Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon
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#38. It doesn't always have to be my cock up your arse, Ben," Evander rasped. "But if you don't hurry, I swear to Christ and the angels I will throw you on your back and fuck you through the mattress myself. - Author: Jae T. Jaggart
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#39. Now don't let us give ourselves a parcel of airs, and pretend that the oaths we make free with in this land of liberty of ours are our own; and because we have the spirit to swear them, - imagine that we have had the wit to invent them too. - Author: Laurence Sterne
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#40. The goals of American Christianity are often a nice marriage, children who don't swear, and good church attendance. Taking the words of Christ literally and seriously is rarely considered. - Author: Francis Chan
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#41. I mean, I always want everyone to kiss me, but I also don't want anyone to ever even think about trying any funny business because I swear to God I will yell and run. It's sort of hard to explain. - Author: Katie Heaney
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#42. Don't you remember? We swore never to go to these things without each other."
"That was second grade, Lisa."
"Like that makes it okay to ditch a pinkie swear? - Author: Cecily White
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#43. No! I don't want to Ouija, or do the pendulum thing, and I swear if I see one tarot card or rune stone I'll yack cupcake all over you. (Grace) - Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon
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#44. And I swear that I don't have a gun. - Author: Kurt Cobain
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#45. I swear by that old expression, 'One monkey don't stop no show!' The reality is, we still have some good men out there, and we should hail those men as the kings they are. - Author: Angie Stone
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#46. I don't think people should be able to swear whenever they want. I just don't want the federal government making laws about swearing. We should trust people's own instincts about what is appropriate in any given situation. - Author: Richard Dooling
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#47. Love, I don't understand, I tried I swear, but I can't see why. You were here, and I was there, we were us, and then.. You were gone, leaving me here to deal with this life alone. - Author: Anya
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#48. We all in real life put on these masks - we don't swear when we're around certain people ... When we come home, when you're on your own I'm sure you're really different than when you're with your boss. - Author: Malin Akerman
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#49. Rome Archer, if you don't wake up right this second so I can tell you that I love you, I swear I'm going to name this baby something ridiculous like Daffodil or Rover and I'm going to let your brother be in charge of haircuts until he or she is old enough to complain. - Author: Jay Crownover
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#50. I love your independence, I love that you don't swoon, I love that you'll fight me with your last breath if you think I'm wrong, and if I ever have to catch you, I swear I'll make sure you're standing on your feet as quickly as you can manage it. - Author: Dianna Hardy
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#51. I don't swear much; I've taken those words out of my vocabulary, and having kids, you have to have two sets of language! - Author: Keith Urban
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#52. Wow. You guys are like a broken record. Don't you ever get tired of the whole 'knock 'em our and drag 'em back to the cave' routine? 'Cause I swear, Cro-Magnons were more subtle. - Author: Rachel Vincent
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#53. Like your mouth has the gift of reading and I'm your favorite book. Find your favorite page in the soft spot between my legs and read it carefully. Fluently. Vividly. Don't you dare leave a single word untouched. And I swear my ending will be so good. - Author: Rupi Kaur
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#54. I'm only civil because I don't know any swear words. - Author: Bill Watterson
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#55. I haven't been able to get you out of my head. I don't know why. At work, at home. All I can think about is how crazy it feels when I'm near you, and I need you to make it stop, Lily." He stops pacing and faces me. "Please make it stop. Just once - that's all it'll take. I swear. - Author: Colleen Hoover
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#56. He laughed again. "Not boring and not dumb. That's so much better than your boyfriend who both bored me and was dumb. To be honest I don't
know what you saw in him."
"Ex. Ex-boyfriend " she said. "I swear to God I'm never going to live that down. - Author: Thea Harrison
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#57. Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times. - Author: W.C. Fields
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#58. I don't know how well I can fight, or run, or judge, but when the blade comes, I swear on whatever they want me to swear on, I'll stop it, with my body if nothing else. - Author: Sebastien De Castell
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#59. He frowned, his voice softer. "I don't know if it's Josh or what, but you need to get the hell out, or I swear to God, you'll end up spending the rest of your life in this shithole, just like all those girls - " "You mean like me?" Dylan asked, her voice suddenly hard. - Author: Heather Demetrios
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#60. I swear to God I can't remember when I had a handbag. I know for some woman it's like an eleventh finger and you don't even think about it, even if you change every day. But I can't remember the handbag either. Who can run with a handbag? - Author: Marlon James
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#61. Don't fucking swear," Ronan said. - Author: Maggie Stiefvater
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#62. But friends invited me to a private screening of Emmanuelle and said I'd learn a few things. But I know all the swear words. I just don't use them. So I declined. - Author: Irene Dunne
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#63. Guys act strange around me. I swear I don't know why! - Author: Vanessa Hudgens
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#64. Young love don't know nothin' when the radio plays you sing along. When she's holding on you just can't get close enough, you swear it's sent from above. It's real,it's good, and it's young love - Author: Kip Moore
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#65. I don't want to beg or promise you things I can't give you. There isn't much of me to give, but what I have is yours. This is all up to you, Sadie. If you want me, I'm yours. If you can't do this, then I'll walk away and leave you alone. I swear. - Author: Abbi Glines
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#66. Rob looked a little shocked. "Don't you look at me like that," I snapped at him. "Just because I can't trim a beard don't mean I can't swear."
"Like a sailor," he added. "I've never heard so many curses in my whole life. All combined. - Author: A.C. Gaughen
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#67. Promises bind our kind as surely as iron chains or ropes of human hair. The fae never swear by anything we don't believe in. We don't ask for thanks and we don't offer them; no promises, no regrets, no chains. No lies. - Author: Seanan McGuire
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#68. I had the feeling I'd just found something I didn't even know I'd lost. We hovered above the moment like two rain clouds, until I said: Don't swear off all fruit just because you ate one bad apple. - Author: Tiffanie DeBartolo
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#69. As long as he has a house with two bathrooms. I swear to God, I don't care if he's Jack the Ripper. - Author: Janet Evanovich
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#70. Don't swear in the Literal Heart of Jesus. - Author: John Green
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#71. Don't swear at your past; you couldn't existed without it! It is the only path to reach today and tomorrow! Remember that past is a great teacher who thought us all we know now! - Author: Mehmet Murat Ildan
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#72. Don't make me punch you again, because I swear to God, I will." That elicited a smirk. His face still had a slight shadow where I'd gotten him. "I also have no qualms about going for your man bits again."
"I don't doubt you for a second, Missy. - Author: Chelsea M. Cameron
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#73. I swear you're a woman. (Devyn) I would respond to that, but I don't want to distract you while you're attempting to drive and I'm dependent on you for my life. (Sway) - Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon
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#74. Where have the years gone, Ruby Rose? Sometimes I have to stop and think about how old I am. When I wake up in the morning, before I move this tired old body or look in the blasted mirror, I swear I'm still a young man. It just feels like yesterday. I don't know how it's gone so fast. - Author: Lea Davey
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#75. It's such a stupid question, in my opinion. I mean, how do you know what you're going to do till you do it? The answer is, you don't. I think I am, but how do I know? I swear it's a stupid question. - Author: J.D. Salinger
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#76. Ritie, don't worry 'cause you ain't pretty. Plenty pretty women I seen digging ditches or worse. You smart. I swear to God, I rather you have a good mind than a cute behind. - Author: Maya Angelou
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#77. County library? Reference desk, please. Hello? Yes, I need a word definition. Well, that's the problem. I don't know how to spell it and I'm not allowed to say it. Could you just rattle off all the swear words you know and I'll stop you when ... Hello? - Author: Bill Watterson
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#78. I'm a little too belligerent. I cuss and swear at people. I yell at umpires and maybe I'm a little to tough at home sometimes. I don't sign as many autographs as I should and I haven't always been that good with writers. - Author: Thurman Munson
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#79. I swear, kids don't grow a little every day. They save it up. One morning you wake up to a brand-new, much older kid. - Author: Kelly Luce
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#80. A lot of people don't realize that depression is an illness. I don't wish it on anyone, but if they would know how it feels, I swear they would think twice before they just shrug it. - Author: Jonathan Davis
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#81. If you tell me to leave, I'll turn and walk away. I swear that, Ivy, but I had to try one more time. I'm not going to possibly go to my grave without trying. Please. Don't let me go. - Author: Jennifer L. Armentrout
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#82. Your cell phone is on the nightstand. Call me immediately if something changes. I don't care if you are merely dizzy or if you start seeing pink dragons, do you understand?
I solemnly swear I will call you the second a pink dragon shows up. - Author: Jessica Fortunato
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#83. I have to remember if I'm at some charitable event where kids are ... I try to remember don't swear in front of the kids! - Author: Kevin Spacey
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#84. - But I'm telling you. I swear, music. I get home, and it's the music again. Every night I hear it playing. I don't know what to do about it.
- Have you tried dancing to it? - Author: Ali Smith
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#85. I don't care what your nose says! The last time you smelled half-blood, it turned out to be a meatloaf sandwich!"
"Meatloaf sandwiches are good! But this is a half-blood scent, I swear. They are on board!"
"Bah, your brain isn't on board! - Author: Rick Riordan
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#86. When your laboratory explodes, lacing your body with a supercharged elixir, what do you do? You don't just lie there. You crawl out of the rubble, hideously scarred, and swear vengeance on the world. You keep going. You keep trying to take over the world. - Author: Austin Grossman
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#87. Anthony watched him, dumbfounded, and then turned to Lucy. "What have you done with Zack's brain?"
Lucy stood to follow Zack. "What brain? I don't think he has one. I think he's just one giant exposed nerve ending. I swear sometimes at night, I can hear his neurons snapping like popcorn. - Author: Jennifer Crusie
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#88. Don't you dare leave me. I swear to God, I will follow you into hell if I have to and drag you back by the hair."

~Dragos - Author: Thea Harrison
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#89. I can't. I'm not a good influence on him. I keep getting him shot. I swear too much, I don't brush my teeth every time I go to bed, and I never remember to eat a balanced breakfast. You want someone with culture. Poise. A lack of gunfire.
-Toby - Author: Seanan McGuire
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#90. Please God, don't let anyone take her. If you give me this, I swear to wake her every morning with 'good morning, beautiful' and kiss her to sleep every night. I'll keep her safe and hold her tight. I'll take of her, I swear. - Author: S.E. Hall
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#91. "That fucking cunting fuck of a whore."


Nikolas shrugged. "It's only you who I don't like to hear swear. - Author: John Wiltshire
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#92. I swear, Bobby Ray, you don't have the sense the Lord gave a rabbit. - Author: Shelly Laurenston
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#93. Judge: Why don't you answer him?
Curly: He's tawkin' pig Latin! I dunno what he's sayin'!
Judge: He's asking you if you swear ... !
Curly: [cuts the judge off] No, but I know all the woid - Author: The Three Stooges
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#94. First off, don't swear to God around me. He's not listening when I'm in the room. - Author: Krista Ritchie
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#95. You don't know where you belong ...
You need something to swear to,
As you fol-low blindly along;
You just need to belong somehow. - Author: Cyndi Lauper
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#96. I swear to God, Gabriel, if you don't stop, I will lose it. I will go to the bathroom and pull a Britney in the middle of your acceptance speech. - Author: Claire Contreras
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#97. I don't understand what people's fascination is with [our] relationship. If we're in the same city, we go out ... Sometimes when I'm in L.A., I stay at his [Ben Affleck's] house. But it's not what people think. We're not together, I swear on my life. - Author: Gwyneth Paltrow
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#98. We don't know what's going to happen, but I can make a promise to you right now. Your hand's going to be in mine the entire time. Kiersten, I swear to never let you go. Through sickness, through health, through happy times, through sad times. I'm yours. - Author: Rachel Van Dyken
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#99. If you don't have sex with me right now, I swear I will light you on fire and bury your body in the desert. - Author: Patricia Eimer
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#100. I swear it's so easy. You don't have to have a diet mentality at all if you eat healthily, plant-based food. - Author: Alicia Silverstone
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