Top 100 Swear Quotes
#1. She threatened a Negro man who worked for her father that if he didn't take (have sex with) her she would swear he tried rape.
He had no choice, except that he quit working for them. And from then until she finished high school,
she managed it several times with other Negroes
Malcolm X
#2. I could not have written this book the way I wanted to without the insight of one such friend, Brent Dempsey. Thank you, from the bottom of my heart, for being so generous with your time and for helping me get it right. I solemnly swear to never again use the words stakeout or perp.
Julie James
#3. Seems where you're concerned nothing is easy, so no, I'm not making this easy when everything about you makes me hard." I sucked in sharply at that blatant sexual reference, and swear I felt my nipples get hard.
"Jack, I -
C.P. Smith
#4. I did go bankrupt because everybody copied me - every single industry. But genuinely, it doesn't matter. I swear I don't care.
Maripol
#5. I swear to God, I would marry the first person who asked me, just because it seems so completely impossible that anyone would ask.
Minnie Driver
#6. If you feel yourself falling, let it happen. I swear to you I'll catch you.
Jasinda Wilder
#7. I had a love affair with books, with characters and their words. Books kept me company. When the voices of the book faded, as with the last long chord of a record, the back cover crinkling closed, I could swear I heard a door click shut.
Marya Hornbacher
#8. Okay. Take a peek, but I swear if you try anything funny, I'll beat your head in with my flashlight.
Shannon K. Butcher
#9. I swear I will not dishonor my soul with hatred, but offer myself humbly as a guardian of nature, as a healer of misery, as a messenger of wonder, as an architect of peace.
Diane Ackerman
#10. No fucking about. I want inside you now. You fuck about, I swear to God...' He's deadly serious.
Jodi Ellen Malpas
#11. The big homie use a flash if you must. And I swear I aint askin for much.
Drake
#12. I swear off dating until someone new and amazing sweeps me off my feet and makes me forget all the hard parts of falling in love.
Ted Michael
#13. I didn't know anything about it, I swear. Nor did Dave Bassett. We were sitting there saying 'What's happening here?'. It is frightening. A nightmare.
Harry Redknapp
#14. I swear if I hear one more person call her a retard, I'm going to snap. I'm beginning to see why people hate that word so much. It makes me physically sick to hear it.
Melyssa Winchester
#15. Better to bear than to swear, and to die than to lie.
Thomas Brooks
#16. I swear I've seen it in the movies," Kit said. "Or maybe on TV." "Who would ever want movies or TV when there are books?" said Ty with disdain.
Cassandra Clare
#17. I didn't
I swear I didn't
get into politics to feather my nest or feather my friends' nests.
George W. Bush
#18. We are warriors." "And yet a moment ago, you were women." "Mother, I swear it, I am doing all I can." "And I am sorry, daughter, but you are going to have to do more.
Ta-Nehisi Coates
#19. I awoke on my stomach, naked and tangled in Travis Maddox's sheets. I kept my eyes closed, feeling his fingers caressing my arm and back.
He exhaled with a deep, contented sigh, speaking in a hushed voice. I love you, Abby. I'm going to make you happy, I swear it.
Jamie McGuire
#20. I am very flattered. I have also become a verb as in "I have cumberbatched the UK audience" apparently. Who knows, by the end of the year I might become a swear word too! It's crazy and fun and very flattering.
Benedict Cumberbatch
#21. Old Barley might be as old as thee hills, and might swear like a whole field of troopers, but there were redeeming youth and trust and hope enough in Chinks's Basin to fill it to overflowing.
Charles Dickens
#22. That girl is just plain crazy," Chey said as she looped her arm through Arkadia's. 'I swear when they were handing out social skills she was still in the line for shoes.
Dzintra Sullivan
#23. I swear on everything holy I do not know what's on the Internet about me.
Iris Apfel
#24. Some people swear by writing courses, but whether it really helps American poetry, I have doubts.
Robert Morgan
#25. We drank Pepsi out of these old-fashioned bottles that Dad had found at some ancient country store, and I swear they tasted better than the regular kind.
Gayle Forman
#26. The task of genius
is to keep the miracle alive,
to live always in the miracle,
to make the miracle more and more miraculous,
to swear allegiance to nothing,
but live only miraculously,
think only miraculously,
die miraculously.
Henry Miller
#27. And swear each night to let her go, then love more by dawn.
Lang Leav
#28. So I don't think I'll make Poet Laureate,
but I swear I'm not twisted and bitter,
If finely-wrought talents
don't weigh in the balance,
I can always write haiku on Twitter.
Rosy Cole
#29. If you fail somehow
if you die
I will search for a way to walk through time to find you. No matter where you are. No matter when. I swear it.'
[Rune to Carling]
Thea Harrison
#30. I swear my car won't run unless I'm picking my nose: At least, I'm that superstitious about it, so I don't want to take any chances.
Adam Carolla
#32. No master can make me swear blind obedience.
Horace
#33. I'll never let go of you again," she whispered. "I swear it.
Dianna Hardy
#34. She had the the most extraordinary capacity for falling asleep at a moments notice. Any kind of pause in the routine was an excuse for a nap. I swear she was more cat than human.
Chris Priestley
#35. Will you stay with me? I think I'll sleep better. I swear I won't hurt you.
Chelsea M. Cameron
#36. Okay," I said, clasping her hand. "I swear it. The next time I do something stupid that might get me killed, you can come along.
Richelle Mead
#37. Wholly to be a fool
while Spring is in the world
my blood approves,
and kisses are a far better fate
than wisdom
lady i swear by all flowers.
E. E. Cummings
#38. Sure there is none but fears a future state;
And when the most obdurate swear they do not,
Their trembling hearts belie their boasting tongues.
John Dryden
#39. Then we'll make a deal, you and me. We'll do and say exactly what we mean. And to hell with what anyone thinks about it. If we want to smoke, we'll smoke, if we want to swear, we'll swear. How does that sound?
Jess Walter
#40. Some day, I suppose it's possible for someone to be a better No Limit Hold'em player than me. I doubt it, but it could happen. But, I swear to you, I don't see how anyone could ever play gin better than me.
Stu Ungar
#41. I swear to you that I am not quite such an ass as I like to appear sometimes, although I am rather an ass, I admit.
Fyodor Dostoyevsky
#42. thank fuck, we found her! I thought for sure she was hiding in the men's bathroom again!" As she let them lead her away, Sanders frothing in her wake, she said, "Fuck? It seems you've been tight-lipped about a very important swear word. Explain.
K.F. Breene
#43. Gary looked back at Lartin and sized him up. Then he did that thing that I swear only unicorns can do. His blue eyes got impossibly big. His eyelashes lengthened as he fluttered them at Lartin. His mane was luminous in the darkened cave, and he purred, Well aren't you precious.
T.J. Klune
#44. I will say yes to every favor, request, suggestion and invitation. I will swear to say yes where once I would say no.
Danny Wallace
#45. If he had a million men he would swear the enemy has two millions, and then he would sit down in the mud and yell for three.
Edwin M. Stanton
#47. I swear you must have a rainbow shooting out of your ass, you're so bright and shiny and wonderful.
Kate Rockland
#48. How close, Frost?"
"Real close, boss. I swear on my life."
Joker slowly looked up, eyes glistening with black hope. The fire in his madness was still burning.
"If you're going to swear, swear on something that matters.
Marv Wolfman
#49. Because I swear to you, sometimes the nastiest shit happens behind the prettiest doors, while everyone laughs and smiles and pretends everything's okay.
Joanna Wylde
#50. They, that unnamed 'they,' they've knocked me down but I got up. I always get up-and I swear when I went down quite often I took the fall; nothing moves a mountain but itself. They, I've long ago named them me.
Gregory Corso
#51. Every single floorboard quivers and shudders under my feet, and I start mentally bargaining with the house: If I make it to the front door without waking up Aunt Carol, I swear to God I'll never slam another door. I'll never call you "an old piece of turd" again.
Lauren Oliver
#52. I swear. Everyone here gets so worked up over the most minute details.
~Mayuri Kurotsuchi
Tite Kubo
#53. swear, being in a hospital's like being in a den of vampires. They never get enough of your blood.
Nora Roberts
#54. I swear, if I could eat my children, I would. I'd consume them like some beast in a Hieronymus Bosch painting, but in a friendlier, more momlike way. Their little bodies make me salivate. It takes everything I have not to swallow them whole.
Amy Poehler
#55. He remembers his fathers last words: Stay out of churches, son. All they got a key to is the shit house. And swear to me you'll never wear a lawman's badge.
William S. Burroughs
#56. Lose your soul in God's Love ...
I swear there is no other way !
Rumi
#57. How are you doing this?" I continued, frowning at him. "And if you say 'I am a cat.' I swear I will throw you off this balcony.
Julie Kagawa
#58. If human beings weren't 'dumbable' enough to be made soldiers, war would be nothing but an exchange of swear words between a handful of individuals.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana
#59. We just went out for dinner. We didn't participate in a Roman orgy, I swear.
Victoria Dahl
#60. If you ever leave me again,' she said, her eyes stinging, 'I swear to all the gods-'
Percy had the nerve to laugh. Suddenly the lump of heated emotions melted inside Annabeth.
'Consider me warned,' Percy said. 'I missed you, too.
Rick Riordan
#61. I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me.
William Shakespeare
#63. If they tell me one more time that I'm using the wrong fork for a part of a meal, I swear I'll show them exactly how multifunctional the utensil can be.
Jennifer Ellision
#64. I swear I won't run away again, though. If I have to go, or if you ask me to, I'll walk away after saying goodbye."
Tyler' finger closed around his. "Walk slow," he said. "So I can catch up with you.
Jane Davitt
#65. If you so much as start to bow or anything like that, Dave, I'll beat you up. I swear I will.
Guy Gavriel Kay
#66. The ship name. It's unusual. I swear, if I board one more ship named after someone's kid or the girl they left behind after that magical weekend on Titan, I'm going to start fining people for general lack of creativity." Holden
James S.A. Corey
#67. I swear if that's a pair of demon horns digging into my belly and stabbing me right now, Ash, I'm going to beat you after it's born.
'Cause face it, horns on the head didn't come from my side of the family or genetic code.
Sherrilyn Kenyon
#68. In California, I guess you belong to the state; you don't even belong to your parents. It's an old Spanish law. It doesn't require your parents to swear out a complaint; anybody can.
Bo Derek
#69. Remington Tate, I swear to you - I swear - that when I'm able to get up from this stupid bed and run again, you're always, always, going to be the one thing I'll run straight to.
Katy Evans
#70. Then he says how it's no one's fault, it just happened, and I swear that it-just-happened line is the filmiest line in the Book of Excuses for Lame Boys.
Susane Colasanti
#71. I may not recall what you told, I may not remember what you showed, but if you make me swear, I will not forget that ever
Reetwika Banerjee
#72. I swear, if I ever get my hands on the wicked witch I'm going to witch-slap her.
Quinn Loftis
#73. Some people aren't satisfied that I'm a gay man in a woman's body and swear that I'm secretly a real boy.
Victoria Beckham
#74. if man's life value for women and if she need man,believe me she can not Broke his swear never in any situation,in any condition.
Mohammed Zaki Ansari
#76. I, Patrick Lien, son of General Brendon Lien, do hereby swear my life to helping Princess Wilhelmina Korte reclaim her kingdom, no matter the cost.
Jodi Meadows
#77. I won't let anything happen to you - I swear on my life, I'll protect you until the day I die.
Rachel Van Dyken
#78. Yes, you have to move. I think it might be a good idea to get something inside you."
"But I just had something inside me."
Logan groaned and dropped his head forward to the crook of Tate's neck and shoulder. "You get dirtier every fucking day I know you, I swear.
Ella Frank
#79. Then Apollyon straddled quite over the whole breadth of the way, and said "I am void of fear in this matter. Prepare thyself to die; for I swear by my infernal den, that thou go no farther: here will I spill thy soul.
John Bunyan
#80. Uhm, Kevin ... "
"Be quiet, or I swear to God I'll take you right here."
Yes, this was definitely Forced Sex.
Thank goodness.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips
#81. Special discounts to Hogwarts students who swear they're going to use our products to get rid of this old bat,' added George, pointing at Professor Umbridge.
J.K. Rowling
#82. I swear, if Dan had claimed he could saw off more of his fingers than I could of my own, then one of us would've pointed a hand-turned-stump at the other and cackled with victory.
S. Hart
#83. All the air left my lungs. I couldn't breathe. "Maya, I swear to God, if he fucking touches you, I'm going to cut his balls off and then snap his fucking neck.
Harlow Grace
#84. I swear love is the most powerful emotion thats ever existed. It owns people, devours them, tears them open and bleeds them out from the inside, making them defenseless to everything. Hate is the same way. Hate takes your levelheadedness and even your sanity away from you.
Jessica Sorensen
#85. Fucking lilacs. I'm the only immortal with allergies. I swear.' - Eddie, Crave
J.R. Ward
#86. I always resented books that tried to teach a lesson, where the characters are too good: They don't swear, they tell their mothers everything.
Cecily Von Ziegesar
#87. I'm going to continue keeping an eye on him, Becca said. If he does anything shady, I'll report back. I swear I won't let anything bad happen to you if I can help it.
He nodded as he collected the copper box and began to follow after Barnabas. The feeling is entirely mutual, Becca Hatcher.
Morgan Rhodes
#88. unbelievable fairy tale ever. And now, people read those BDSM books like they're going out of style because it makes them wet. That sure as fuck doesn't make it a good novel. A porno movie will make them wet too, but it sure doesn't mean it's a good movie. I fucking swear," he said.
Scott Hildreth
#89. Clearly, his winks were some sort of superpower, because I swear that if he asked me to jump from the roof of a tall building and then winked, I'd jump.
C.P. Smith
#91. The more I swear I'm happy the more I'm feeling alone
Rihanna
#92. You come back to us or I swear, I'll find you, dig up your stinky corpse, and kick its ass until it freaking disintegrates.
Rachel Caine
#93. I think Zachariah just stole our cat. I swear I saw him putting Church into the backseat of a car.
Cassandra Clare
#94. Sex is something I really don't understand too hot. You never know where the hell you are ... Sex is something I just don't understand. I swear to God.
J.D. Salinger
#95. There are days when I swear I could fly like an eagle
And dark desperate hours that nobody sees
My arms stretched triumphant on top of the mountain
My head in my hands down on my knees
Stevie Nicks
#96. Swear to God, these boys should be locked up. It isn't safe, men with that much testosterone coursing through tier blood free to roam.
Kristen Ashley
#97. I'm a woman who's chosen her soul-mate. I'm strong enough to love you unconditionally. I'm smart enough to know some days will be good and some days will be bad. And I'm brave enough to solemnly swear that we will be together until the end.
Pepper Winters
#98. Cade Winston, by drinking this shot, you hereby swear to do something out of character tonight. Should you fail, you'll be cused to a lifetime filled with premature ejaculation.'
'Seriously, man?'
He held up his hands and laughed, 'Hey, the alcohol gods giveth and they taketh away.
Cora Carmack
#99. You can be such an asshole, Dresden, I swear.
Jim Butcher
#100. I get that. For you, it's more than following a bunch of rules - no sex, no booze, no swear words, pray every night and twice on Sunday.
Laura Anderson Kurk
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