Diane Messidoro Quotes

#1. OMGOMGOMG she knows about spanners - SHE KNOWS I PICTURED RALPH'S SPANNER
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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#2. It was defiantly the most gorgeous voice i'd ever heard. It belonged to The rudest Most Despicable Boy I've Ever Met.

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#3. I would have to hide in the jungle and live wild amoung the pandas

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#4. Lying in bed with Johnny Depp sussing out which males are what kind of pet from their clothes.

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#5. Oh.My. Every illegal swear word in the dictionary, God. What is it with older men? don't they ever look in the mirror?

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#6. I love watching people's faces when i say i live with my daughter and Johnny Depp.

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#7. When Johnny Depp saw it, he was so excited he fluffed up to twice his normal size.

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#8. I was not dressed crazily - I was dressed as a horse. And for a very logical and sane reason.

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#9. He raised one eyebrow. Infuriatingly. Then he looked me up and down, but not in a meaningful way like Jake used to, more as if i was a horse, which was weird because he hadn't yesterday when i was actually dressed as one.

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#10. Daniel Craig is sitting on a carrot, Jude Law is sitting on Daniel Craig's head.

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