Top 82 Cactus Is Quotes

#1. Lost Cactus is a cornucopia of sights, sounds and inhabitants completely foreign to a little squirrel like Sammy, but attempting to set him straight will only complicate matters.

John Hopkins

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#2. Lost Cactus is simply an urban myth.

John Hopkins

Cactus Is Quotes #728303
#3. Be pompous, obese, and eat cactus
Be dull and boring and omnipresent
Criticize things you don't know about
Be oblong and have your knees removed

Steve Martin

Cactus Is Quotes #1320037
#4. Come on, Elmer," he said to his horse. "Let's find a nice prickly cactus you can toss me into.

Abigail Roux

Cactus Is Quotes #855681
#5. I had forgotten that talking to you is like trying to pet a cactus." Saiman said dryly. "Thank you for reminding me." "Always happy to oblige.

Ilona Andrews

Cactus Is Quotes #1280805
#6. Cactus face over there doesn't look happy," Audrey whispered and we both giggled. "Maize calls that resting bitch face," I said and immediately felt bad for repeating it. "Let's not be mean. Maybe she's just constipated.

Giselle Fox

Cactus Is Quotes #1245170
#7. Texas is a hell hole, man. Dirt, cactus, lizards, dirt, cactus, the Bush family ...

Christopher Titus

Cactus Is Quotes #1231675
#8. This gentleman is cactus," said Doul.

China Mieville

Cactus Is Quotes #1206627
#9. There is a great independence, and a confident immunity to risk, in all drinks made out of cactus.

Alan LeMay

Cactus Is Quotes #1198436
#10. I'm always very interested in breeding. Raising cacti is breeding. My lotus plant collection is breeding. The insects are breeding.

Takashi Murakami

Cactus Is Quotes #1146375
#11. People trample over flowers, yet only to embrace a cactus.

James Joyce

Cactus Is Quotes #1141859
#12. On Monday, there was a new boy at Kizzy's school.
"Yum," said Evie weakly.
"Be praised, O Lords of boy flesh. We thank thee for they bounty," whispered Cactus.
"Amen," said Kizzy, staring.

Laini Taylor

Cactus Is Quotes #1096738
#13. The Big Cactus ... because if you come too close, you're gonna get stuck.

Shaquille O'Neal

Cactus Is Quotes #1089073
#14. A decent man would stand out like a cactus on an ice floe.

Timothy Egan

Cactus Is Quotes #1084529
#15. Even from far away, I could see people being chased by hellhounds, burned at the stake, forced to run naked through cactus patches or listen to opera music.

Rick Riordan

Cactus Is Quotes #1058437
#16. I'll save me money, thanks. Already diagnosed meself, anyway. I'm a cactus.'
'Cactus? Right. Great work, there, Doc. I'm glad you're not my bloody doctor.

Bill Condon

Cactus Is Quotes #1018732
#17. Go fuck a cactus, classless cunt.

H.M. Ward

Cactus Is Quotes #1002792
#18. You were, are
cactus tourism.

meeting you: granular

fractals borrowed from oceans.

Virginia Petrucci

Cactus Is Quotes #991037
#19. Wilf: God bless the cactuses! The Doctor: That's cactI. Alien: And that's racist!

Russell T. Davies

Cactus Is Quotes #946001
#20. Hope is not a resting place but a starting point - a cactus, not a cushion.

H. Jackson Brown Jr.

Cactus Is Quotes #894604
#21. Focusing on the negative only makes a difficult journey more difficult

TobyMac

Cactus Is Quotes #893163
#22. Key West is the place where your sickly house plant back in New York grows to 10 ft. It's also the place where an 8-ft. cactus, the century plant, produces a huge yellow flower every great once in a while, like a robot proffering a bouquet. After the plant flowers, it dies.

Edmund White

Cactus Is Quotes #1879374
#23. I remember very clearly someone saying, 'Don't shake hands with the cactus,' and I thought, 'Well, why not? What could possibly go wrong?' Shaking hands is a friendly gesture.

Benedict Cumberbatch

Cactus Is Quotes #1703719
#24. My father was Abe Burrows, who was a Broadway legend. 'Guys and Dolls,' 'How to Succeed,' 'Cactus Flower,' '40 Karats,' 'Can-Can,' 'Happy Hunting,' 'Reclining Figure,' it goes on. He was a legend, and when I was growing up, I was Abe Burrows' kid. That was my self-esteem.

James Burrows

Cactus Is Quotes #1838914
#25. A creative person has to create. It doesn't really matter what you create. If such a dancer wanted to go out and build the cactus gardens where he could, in Mexico, let him do that, but something that is creative has to go on.

Katherine Dunham

Cactus Is Quotes #1810929
#26. There was a product on late night TV that you could attach to your garden hose - "You can water your hard-to-reach plants with this." Who would make their plants hard to reach? That seems so very mean. I know you need water, but I'm going to make you hard to reach. "Think like a cactus!"

Mitch Hedberg

Cactus Is Quotes #1773317
#27. She was elusive. She was today. She was tomorrow. She was the faintest scent of a cactus flower, the flitting shadow of an elf owl. We did not know what to make of her. In our minds we tried to pin her to a cork board like a butterfly, but the pin merely went through and away she flew.

Jerry Spinelli

Cactus Is Quotes #1757848
#28. Jealousy is like a cactus its respond and reaction is thorny

Kishore Bansal

Cactus Is Quotes #1754117
#29. You can't learn anything from saguaro cactus, from ocotillo. They are just passing through; their roots, their much heralded dormancy in the dry season, these are only illusions of permanence. They know even less than you do.

Barry Lopez

Cactus Is Quotes #1749800
#30. The Vengeance's sides and bow were covered in metal spikes, making it resemble a large floating cactus.

Chris Colfer

Cactus Is Quotes #1746937
#31. In Mexico, when we want to speak deep secrets, we drink pulgue together. It is a drink made from the cactus plant, and when you take the bottle from your mouth, it leaves a string behind, between the mouth and the bottle, like a spider's web. It shows that the truth sticks inside.

Alejandro Jodorowsky

Cactus Is Quotes #1721920
#32. Juno MacGuff: Thanks a heap coyote ugly. This cactus-gram stings worse than your abandonment.

Diablo Cody

Cactus Is Quotes #1719181
#33. I blew the horn a few times, hoping to call up an iguana. Get the buggers moving. They were out there, I knew, in that goddamn sea of cactus
hunkered down, barely breathing, and every one of the stinking little bastards was loaded with deadly poison.

Hunter S. Thompson

Cactus Is Quotes #1338257
#34. It is only the story ... that saves our progeny from blundering like blind beggars into the spikes of the cactus fence.The story is our escort;without it,we are blind.Does the blind man own his escort?No,neither do we the story;rather,it is the story that owns us.

Chinua Achebe

Cactus Is Quotes #1649489
#35. Even so long after sunset, the sky in the west was touched with feather-strokes of crimson and black. The wind was blowing from the east, which meant that even in the middle of the city you could breathe in desert: sand and grit, cactus and coyotes, the burning scent of sage.

Cassandra Clare

Cactus Is Quotes #1629511
#36. John flung himself into a pseudo-karate stance, one hand poised behind him and one in front, posed like a cartoon cactus. I thought for an odd moment he had moved his limbs so fast they had made that whoosh sound through air but then I realized John was making that sound with his mouth.

David Wong

Cactus Is Quotes #1605356
#37. He loved politics in large part exactly because it meant time spent with men like Cactus Jack Garner(who would be remembered for observing that the vice presidency was not worth a pitcher of warm piss).

David McCullough

Cactus Is Quotes #1550492
#38. And if you should be there and you see this beautiful cactus blossom painted silver by the moon and laughing up at the stars, this, Peekay, is heaven.

Bryce Courtenay

Cactus Is Quotes #1530797
#39. Take the rose - most people think it very beautiful: I don't care for It at all. I prefer the cactus, for the simple reason that it has a more interesting personality. It has wonderfully adapted itself to its surroundings! It is the best illustration of the theory of evolution in plant life.

Charles Proteus Steinmetz

Cactus Is Quotes #1514057
#40. Who wants to become a writer? And why? ... It's the streaming reason for living. To note, to pin down, to build up, to create, to be astonished at nothing, to cherish the oddities, to let nothing go down the drain, to make something, to make a great flower of life, even if it's a cactus.

Enid Bagnold

Cactus Is Quotes #1496205
#41. Being negative only makes a difficult journey more difficult. You may be given a cactus, but you don't have to sit on it.

Joyce Meyer

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#42. Personally, I'd rather shove a cactus up my ass, but apparently that option isn't on the table, so I might as well just rip the Band-Aid off now and get it over with.

Katja Millay

Cactus Is Quotes #1370900
#43. You told us to leave you in the desert, because you planned to start a new life as cactus," Catarina said, her voice flat. "Then you conjured up tiny needles and threw them at us. With pinpoint accuracy.

Cassandra Clare

Cactus Is Quotes #383300
#44. Adolescence is like cactus.

Anais Nin

Cactus Is Quotes #560711
#45. The world is full of cactus, but we don't have to sit on it

Will Foley

Cactus Is Quotes #550144
#46. It was the act of a gentleman, and Damian was as gentle as a cactus.

Aishabella Sheikh

Cactus Is Quotes #532074
#47. You have a very prickly exterior that needs to be navigated very carefully. Kind of like a really sexy cactus.

Michelle Rowen

Cactus Is Quotes #531393
#48. The body can be a marvel of resiliency, a cactus when it comes to sleep - capable of surviving on mere drops.

Karen Russell

Cactus Is Quotes #529274
#49. I'm an observer of life. I like to watch people, and I like to watch cactus. I like to talk to mountains and communicate with my friends in the other spheres and dimensions.

Frederick Lenz

Cactus Is Quotes #525261
#50. My neighbor raised a shaking index finger to point at the saguaro. "That moving cactus ... and the big bug ... and you, you spooky bastard. What are you?
I stuffed my hands in my pockets and grinned winningly at him. "Why, I'm the Antichrist, of course.

Kevin Hearne

Cactus Is Quotes #496794
#51. Anger was simple, self-sustaining as a cactus. You couldn't look too closely at it, lest the spines get you in the eye.

Rebecca Scherm

Cactus Is Quotes #411103
#52. So I came down here, to breathe dust and walk with the dogs-- to look at a rock or a cactus and know that I am the first person to see that cactus and that rock.

Douglas Coupland

Cactus Is Quotes #410033
#53. About a month ago I got a cactus. A week later, it died. I was really depressed because I was like, 'Damn! I am less nurturing than a desert.

Demetri Martin

Cactus Is Quotes #570694
#54. Cactus finches do more with cactus than Plains Indians did with buffalo. They nest in cactus; they sleep in cactus; they often copulate in cactus; they drink cactus nectar; they eat cactus flowers, cactus pollen, and cactus seeds. In return they pollinate the cactus, like bees.

Jonathan Weiner

Cactus Is Quotes #312817
#55. You're pretty low maintenance, as women go."
"I am, am I?" She sounded amused.
"Yeah. Like a cactus.

Roxanne Snopek

Cactus Is Quotes #276490
#56. The Big Cactus. I will stick you.

Shaquille O'Neal

Cactus Is Quotes #270450
#57. I'm like the trunk of a cactus, I suppose." she told him. "I take in a dose of culture and time with friends, then I retreat and go live on it for a while until I get thirsty again.

Nancy Horan

Cactus Is Quotes #200257
#58. Mexican cars are just going to be lazy, feckless, flatulent, overweight, leaning against a fence asleep looking at a cactus with a blanket with a hole in the middle on as a coat.

Richard Hammond

Cactus Is Quotes #184980
#59. Having fake friends is like hugging cactus. The tighter you hug, the more pain you get.

Riza Prasetyaningsih

Cactus Is Quotes #162309
#60. Almost all traditions point a big finger in the same direction, no matter what our background, one must only look up and you will see it hanging over you, pointing you somewhere, and if that place terrifies you, than you know you are on the right path.

Robert Bonomo

Cactus Is Quotes #142196
#61. You could drop Tony Stark naked in the middle of the desert and he'd fly out in a jet made of sand and cactus needles. It's not his *stuff* that gives him power. It's his *brain*. Try using yours. You'll be amazed the difference it makes.

Charles Soule

Cactus Is Quotes #141833
#62. My dad is like a cactus - introverted and tough. I'm a people person, like my mom, but I got my competitiveness from my dad. He came to this country from Belarus with nothing and built a real business. He's my hero for giving me that need to run a business and for having enormous confidence in me.

Gary Vaynerchuk

Cactus Is Quotes #46759
#63. What a surprise. That boy doesn't have the sense God gave a cactus.

Kathleen Peacock

Cactus Is Quotes #716221
#64. Don't jack off a cactus, you'll only hurt your hand and the cactus' feelings

Tre Cool

Cactus Is Quotes #829999
#65. Anyone can win a slam-dunk contest. The real Superman is dead. He was assassinated by Pat Riley. I'm the Big Cactus now and ready to roll again.

Shaquille O'Neal

Cactus Is Quotes #811253
#66. I packed my stuff, left my cactus BILLY with the neighbors, and got a taxi to the bus station.

Gerry Alanguilan

Cactus Is Quotes #790399
#67. Part of her soul ... gloried in the sheer bodacious unnaturalness of it. Putting a great blue-green water park smack down in the red desert complete with cactus, trading posts, genuine Navajo Indians, and five kinds of rattlesnakes was theater of the absurd at its most outrageous.

Nevada Barr

Cactus Is Quotes #760937
#68. You can't see anything from a car; you've got to get out of the goddamn contraption and walk, better yet crawl, on hands and knees, over the sandstone and through the thornbrush and cactus. When traces of blood begin to mark your trail, you'll see something, maybe.

Edward Abbey

Cactus Is Quotes #750910
#69. What is the meaning of a cactus flower? It exists, that's all.

Marty Rubin

Cactus Is Quotes #750055
#70. So they drove again, Vivien sitting up and looking now, but as navigator only, letting the desert scratch its own thorny poetry on the enormous moon.

Douglas Woolf

Cactus Is Quotes #747301
#71. Because you have been created by God as a unique person, his plan to grow you will not look the same as his plan to grow anyone else. What would grow an orchid would drown a cactus.

John Ortberg

Cactus Is Quotes #733078
#72. Only cactuses had perennial appeal. And cactuses were of no interest to her.

Milan Kundera

Cactus Is Quotes #724291
#73. I want my body to help fertilize the growth of a cactus or cliff rose or sagebrush or tree.

Doug Peacock

Cactus Is Quotes #847103
#74. It was nice talking to her. Comfortable. Like an old pair of jeans -
"But I still have to arrest you."
- that had been rolled in a cactus plant.

Darynda Jones

Cactus Is Quotes #680388
#75. The one thing that seems to be consistent through all my work that I like, and I experimented a lot, is the viewer is allowed to meditate on something that normally we don't stop and stare at, whether it's people or a cactus.

Richard Misrach

Cactus Is Quotes #669264
#76. He would take a cactus home if Jane recommended it as toilet paper. Soon

Trudy Wallis

Cactus Is Quotes #659733
#77. In the middle ages, people took potions for their ailments. In the 19th century they took snake oil. Citizens of today's shiny, technological age are too modern for that. They take antioxidants and extract of cactus instead.

Charles Krauthammer

Cactus Is Quotes #653019
#78. A whale is as unique as a cactus. But don't ask a whale to survive Death Valley. We all have special gifts. Where we use them and how determines whether we actually complete something.

Max De Pree

Cactus Is Quotes #643204
#79. Professor Butts walks in his sleep, strolls through a cactus field in his bare feet, and screams out an idea for a self-operating napkin.

Rube Goldberg

Cactus Is Quotes #609344
#80. Very often, people are obsessed with what others think of them. It's like if a flower wants to be a cactus or a palm but it's not. A flower is a flower, and that's enough. That's all you have to do is be a flower.

Stjepan Hauser

Cactus Is Quotes #591523
#81. It spread up the sides of the pit by the third or fourth day of our imprisonment, and its cactus-like branches formed a carmine fringe to the edges of our triangular window.

H.G.Wells

Cactus Is Quotes #590916
#82. Too much detail can bog down any story. Enough with the history of gunpowder, the geology of Hawaii, the processes of whaling, and cactus and tumbleweed.

Edward M. Lerner

Cactus Is Quotes #586873

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