Top 100 Chris Colfer Quotes
#1. Don't listen to what people tell you because they'll try to bring you down. And don't listen to yourself, either, because yourself will try to bring you down even more so than anyone else. As long as you just put all your energy into one thing, it can happen.
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#2. JUST BECAUSE ANYONE CAN, DOESN'T MEAN EVERYONE SHOULD (Mrs. Peters to Conner Bailey)
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#3. As long as someone remains standing with a noble heart there will always be a way for good to triumph over evil.
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#4. Thank you for your enthusiasm. Earlier today I told another student I was getting new encyclopedias - he asked me how long I'd be in the hospital!
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#5. I'm the handsome Butterboy," Jack announced. "I'm the queen's soul mate. I just don't know it yet because I'm emotionally immature. Sorry Connor.
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#6. Then find out what your sword is - find your own advantage - and wear it proudly.
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#7. The sun slowly set and night started to fall. I almost felt betrayed in a way, knowing the sun would rise again the next day. How could life continue after a day like this?
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#8. Being famous is like putting yourself on a pedestal for the entire world to see, and not caring about what judgements are made of you.
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#9. I was made fun of a lot in high school because of the way I sound and the way I was.
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#10. Sometimes for your own sanity you just have to agree with idiocy.
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#11. Grazing around a perfect little stream ahead of them, to their amazement, was a herd of unicorns. They were beautiful: white with silver horns, silver hooves, and silver manes. Conner's
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#12. What can be as small as a pea or as large as the sky and is not owned by the person who purchases it? it asked.
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#13. BOOKS ARE A UNIQUELY PORTABLE MAGIC." - STEPHEN KING
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#14. I hate to say I'm a Cinderfella, but I've been watching the Globes since I was an embryo. I got a Facebook message from an elementary school friend who said, 'I remember you standing up and talking about attending the Golden Globes when we were little.'
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#15. I'm sorry I could never be the brother you wanted," Rumpelstiltskin said. "But one day I'll make things right between us. One day I'll be a brother you can be proud of.
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#16. She had to hang on to the bars tightly because the fairy dust was making her drift back to the sky.
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#17. To Grandma,
for being my first editor and giving me the best writing advice I've ever received: Christopher, I think you should wait until you're done with elementary school before worrying about being a failed writer.
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#18. I don't necessarily consider myself a virgin, probably because I have such a penetrating personality
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#19. What on earth could you possibly be confused about, idiot?" "Because,
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#20. When one thing takes another away, what do we call that?" she asked my class. "Homicide!" I called out
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#21. Lust, envy, pride, greed, gluttony, sloth, and wrath,
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#22. Once the world has made a decision, there is little anyone can do to change its mind.
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#23. I love bookstores. I love the energy in a bookstore and the smell of the paper.
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#24. My life is an awkward visit from the kids table.
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#25. Bring a sword to school. Trust me-those girls will leave you alone.
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#26. Don't piss off your neighbors, I guess, Conner said.
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#27. People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones,
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#30. You can't shy away from your greatness just because you're afraid you're not great enough
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#31. It doesn't matter how greatly you've been hurt or how much you're hurting, it's what you do with the pain that counts. You could cry for years or you could choose to learn and grow from it.
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#32. THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS AN INNOCENT WITCH!
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#33. I grew up in a conservative small town, and the gay characters I saw on TV and in movies when I was growing up were all flamboyant and obnoxious and sometimes kind of annoying.
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#34. Alex gave him a dirty look. The dark green coloring faded from Froggy's face.
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#35. Villains are mostly just people villainized by circumstance
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#36. I wonder if people would learn from the Little Mermaid's heartbreak when she dies at the end of her real story. I
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#37. Maybe greatness isn't about being immortal, or glorious, or popular - it's about choosing to fight for the greater good of the world, even when the world's turned its back on you.
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#38. I think I just want to leave my mark in some way. I hope I leave the world a better place than it was when I came, and I think the best way I can do that is through acting and writing, and hopefully it will make a difference someday.
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#39. When people hurt you over and over, think of them like sand paper. They may scratch and hurt you a bit, but in the end, you end up polished and they end up useless.
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#40. They loved fairy tales so much. If they ever got here and saw everything we've seen, I doubt they would have left.
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#42. Should we call her?Maybe we should give her a RING to see where she is? Get it? Get it?
-Conner Bailey
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#43. Mother Goose chuckled to herself. "Jack is nimble, Jack is quick - but Jack can be such a - " She stopped herself from finishing the thought, perhaps remembering she was talking to thirteen-year-olds. "I think I've had enough bubbly for one night. It's time for bed anyway.
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#44. Does such a place exist where people can't unexpectedly be helped or hurt?
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#46. People are not born heroes or villains; they're created by the people around them.
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#47. You'd think after thousands of years on this planet the human race would have released some kind of handbook for teenagers, telling them how to get through teenagehood and get help for their issues. Yet here we are, struggling through it in our own ways.
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#48. You can change a body, but you can't change a soul. The heart wants what it wants.
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#49. Some days words flow through me like the Nile, and other days I'm as dry as the Sahara. I'm afraid you've caught me in the middle of a drought, but I'm confident rain shall fall again.
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#50. You don't get to pick where you're from, but you always have control of where you're going.
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#52. Not taking yourself too seriously, that's the important thing.
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#53. I do all kind of fun things when I'm unconscious.
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#54. No matter what you do, you can never please everyone. And that was the hardest lesson to learn. In fact, I'm still learning it.
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#55. Due to personal issues, I have been let go from the cast of Glee. Explanations will come shortly,
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#56. I just can't muster up enough pride for a town whose most cosmopolitan area is the Taco Bell car park on a saturday night
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#59. Let's just follow the Boy Scouts from Hades and hope for the best.
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#60. queen had just invited that crazy enchantress to their daughter's party in the first place, none of that stuff ever
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#62. High School. Society's bright idea to put all their aggressive, naive youth into one environment to torment and emotionally scar each other for life.
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#63. A few of the girls and I jumped into my jetta and took off. "Lets go stand outside someone from Glee's house now," one of them said
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#64. I'm pretty sure I'm going to fall in my GaGa shoes one night on tour and I'm hoping it becomes a Youtube sensation.
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#65. A flame may love a snowflake, but they can never be together without each harming the other.
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#66. Right now, we're living in an ugly chapter of our lives, but books always get better!
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#67. Your home is where you feel most comfortable and loved,
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#68. Forgive me, I don't mean to be rude," Red said to the twins. "It's just every time I see you two I'm heartbroken, kidnapped, or homeless.
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#69. There are ways to meet people and surround yourself with like-minded people who will support you.
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#70. Do I look like an expert in cloaked mammals?
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#71. What prevents my life from being a sad after-school special is I don't give a shiiit.
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#72. We wouldn't want to live in a world where no one believed in themselves enough to make their own dreams come true.
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#73. I think every time a movie gets made, it's a miracle. I would love to get to a point where it became easier and it wasn't so much of a struggle to get it done or finished.
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#74. For every tear that rolled down Conner's face there were a dozen he fought back.
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#75. Because a life without meaning, without drive or focus, without dreams or goals, isn't a life worth living.
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#76. I could never rap, personally. I can't even wrap presents.
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#77. Maybe he thought trading his freedom for ours would be the only honest trade he'd ever make,
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#78. I've tried being other people and myself suits me the best.
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#79. Even if I never get out of Clover, even if I never get into Northwestern or write for the New Yorker, even if these are just delusions occupying my time, thank God they are, because a life without meaning, without drive or focus, without dreams or goals, isn't life worth living.
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#80. It's a tough world to find yourself in, but an even tougher one to be yourself in
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#81. You've got to show the world who you are before it tells you. Otherwise you become victim to someone you're not.
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#82. Jack and Jill went up that hill, for a supposed pail of water," Mother Goose said. "Jack fell down, broke his crown, 'cause Jill pushed him-but no one caught her.
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#83. Who wouldn't have gone to the ends of the earth to be reunited with the person they loved more than life itself? Who wouldn't have ripped their own heart out to stop that kind of pain?
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#84. night. "Will you ever teach us magic, Grandma?
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#85. I can sing and dance. I can smile - a lot.
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#86. My grandpa had a saying before he died: You can hope in one hand, shit in the other, and see which is filled first.
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#87. I may have no idea what I'm talking about," I said, a little ticked off now. "But we're all a part of a minority waiting for a majority to pull their heads out of their asses.
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#88. The twins ran as fast as their legs could carry them. The Blissworm held on to Conner's helmet like a jockey clutching the reins of a racehorse. It even slapped Conner's bottom as if that would make him run faster. "Cut it out!" he said. "That hurts!
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#89. Don't be afraid to be human - you're human, you're going to have emotional days. You're going to have days when things suck and then some days when things are great, but don't feel guilty because you're experiencing that. Don't feel guilty from being human.
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#90. I do better singing female songs because my voice is so high-pitched.
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#92. There's nothing more terrifying then a teenage girl.
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#93. To be famous is to stand on a pedestal and give the world permission to tell you all your flaws.
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#94. At what grade do we stop believing in ourselves? At what grade do we stop believing period? I mean, someone has to be a Noble Peace Prize winner, someone has to be a ballerina. Why not us? I can't be the only one who gets that.
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#95. Jealousy is just a reminder of the frustrations you have with yourself.
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#96. You're just so confident and self-sufficient. So many girls - especially in my world - are so insecure and jealous. We rely so much on one another, but we're so mean to each other at the same time. We could use more women like you to look up to.
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#98. I kind of did this thing in high school, a spoof of 'Sweeney Todd' called 'Shirley Todd,' and I had a great time doing that.
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#99. I think always staying focused and not taking things too seriously, but taking the important things seriously.
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#100. We are all but characters in the books of God's library.
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