Top 100 Bra Quotes
#1. I have more faith in my bra than I have in my accountant.
Laurie Notaro
#2. She's not always bad, but she can be so strict. You use her bra once as a sling shot and she holds it against you forever.
Ottilie Weber
#3. I've wanted you from the moment we met, and if you think sitting next to me in your bra doesn't overwhelm me with desire, you're very wrong. I just don't force myself where I'm not invited. (Bones)
Jeaniene Frost
#4. If we're going to the Silent City, you might want to get dressed. I mean, I appreciate the bra-and-panties look, but I don't know if the Silent Brothers will. There are only a few of the left, and I don't want them to die of excitement.
Cassandra Clare
#5. Once I finished breastfeeding, my mom's like, 'Don't take that bra off ever!' Mom, thank you. I wore a one-size-too-small bra for like, two years. It helps ... ! They don't fall, you teach them, you teach them to come back!
Paula Patton
#6. The disparity between being a 10-year-old boy playing air guitar, wishing I was a rock star, and the reality of the whole thing is insane. A girl will throw her bra onstage, and I say to myself, if I was the guy that pumped your gas today, would you throw your bra at me?
John Rzeznik
#7. I'm the perfect girl. You read about me in Maxim or whatever. I tell dirty jokes like I'm one of the guys, and I'm sitting there in my panties and bra so you can see I'm a piece of ass in the bargain. Except I'm real, so I come with all kinds of complications.
Garth Ennis
#8. I often go to bed in my birthday suit. But I like teddies and cute little undies that match. I like a sexy bra and panty set, or little shorts.
Queen Latifah
#9. I was free, liberated. For a second there I even considered burning my bra.
Cookie O'Gorman
#10. Of course I was wearing my compelling red dress, thigh-high stockings, borrowed zebra print stilettos, black pushup bra, and nothing else.
This was war.
Penny Reid
#11. Friends should be like a good bra, lifting you up. Bad friends are like sports bras. They can do wonders when you go out dancing or during high-energy times, but one a day-to-day basis they really just smush down some of your greatest assets.
Mamrie Hart
#12. This is so humiliating," I muttered as Cassidy wiggled out of her bra. "Well, it brings new meaning to the phrase 'booby trap,'" she teased, and we both laughed, a situation made infinitely more interesting due to the fact that she was topless.
Robyn Schneider
#13. Get a new dress. One that shows a lot of skin. Short. Strapless. Maybe a push-up bra too." He actually had the audacity to do a quick assessment of my chest. "Eh, maybe not. But definitely some high heels.
Richelle Mead
#14. But I should be the one to check! It's my house, and you shouldn't have to do it just because you're the man." He cast her a withering glance that was probably lost in the darkness. "Burn a bra if you want, but don't be ridiculous!" "Reece!" "What?" "Be careful!
Pamela Clare
#15. He looked again. Longer this time. She may have 'forgotten' to put a bra on that morning. Another oops.
"Are you kidding me with that?" he asked.
Julie James
#16. Syd, are you not wearing a bra?" Before I could answer, his hands drifted up further, until the fingertips brushed the swells of my breasts. "You're not. Very naughty, Syd.
Jennifer L. Armentrout
#17. I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman.
Hank Azaria
#18. In South Africa today, black is the new black, bra.
Zukiswa Wanner
#19. He stared at her breasts incredulously, but not with lust. "For the love of Freya! You wear Ruby's strange undergarment. Lingerie, methinks she named it."
"This is not my mother's bra." Rain clamped her jaw shut defiantly, then demanded to know, "How did you ever see my mother's underwear?
Sandra Hill
#20. Oh, and in case you don't recognize me, since apparently waitressing here requires such a transformation, I'll be the hot one doing math in her head." I lean toward Ryder, my lips close to his ear. "No push-up bra necessary.
Eve Jagger
#21. It's about labeling. For me feminism is bra-burning lesbianism. It's very unglamorous. I'd like to see it rebranded. We need to see a celebration of our femininity and softness.
Geri Halliwell
#22. I decide to go out and spend all my money on underwear, then throw them about the room to
decide my fate like a satiny, lace-gusseted I Ching. Let the gods of Beau Bra decide.
Belle De Jour
#23. The way I looked when I started modelling - I was a skinny schoolgirl, stuffing tissues into my little 32A bra. I wasn't trying to be that thin; I was perfectly healthy, but still - that look is a total impossibility for women over the age of 20. Fashion has a lot to answer for, doesn't it?
Twiggy
#24. You smile, embarrassed to be a nice girl, and your nails are bare and your V-neck sweater is beige and it's impossible to know if you're wearing a bra but I don't think that you are.
Caroline Kepnes
#25. You can no longer just have a magazine that shows you this glossy impervious image of women - in the studio, artificial, wearing a push-up bra.
Natalie Massenet
#26. I did side planks for my obliques, which are one of my trouble areas. And traditional planks tone your back so you don't have that little bit of fat hanging over your bra. Ugh!
Ashley Greene
#28. I'll drop you back to test driver so fast it will make your bra snap.
Doug Solter
#29. The impulse pumping through my body was to take ahold of her again and ease her head onto my chest. Well no, my actual impulse was to tear off her purple bra with my teeth and prove she was plenty Bond girl for me. But I sensed that might be a slight overkill ...
Ophelia London
#30. Every four weeks I go up a bra size ... it's worth being pregnant just for the breasts.
Natasha Hamilton
#31. What in the name of Buddha's bra is he going on about now?
Louise Rennison
#32. Some guys actually like it when a woman's brain is as full as her bra.
Elizabeth Bevarly
#33. The only gossip I'm interested in is things from the Weekly World News - 'Woman's bra bursts, 11 injured'. That kind of thing.
Johnny Depp
#34. Just watching her made him too tense, his pants too tight. Dear God, was she even wearing a bra?
Allie K. Adams
#35. If I could be reincarnated as a fabric, I would come back as a 38 double-D bra.
Jesse Ventura
#36. If I'm wearing a top, I don't wear a bra. If I'm wearing a bra, I just wear a bra.
Rihanna
#37. I lowered my mouth to her ear. "That sound you make when I touch you, I want to hear it." My hand slid beneath her t-shirt, and my thumb trailed beneath her bra and across the bare skin of her breast.
A soft sigh fell from her lips.
My tongue traced her ear. "That's it.
Tess Oliver
#38. Mom dropped us within the massive wrought-iron gates after doling out lunch money which I promptly tucked in my bra - because while on the run, things may often fall out of your pockets, but never your bra.
A&E Kirk
#39. Although a lot of pain for a little screen time; Shaving legs, waxing eyebrows, high heels, trying to put on a bra, losing weight because women's clothes are SO revealing - Ladies you have my respect.
Lou Diamond Phillips
#40. In my film 'Queen', there was a funny moment with the bra. My director called and said they are blurring the bra. They said it is vulgar. Our director was furious about it. We are artistes ... We see props as they are. A woman's bra is not a danger to the society.
Kangana Ranaut
#41. Ah, there was her door. Reaching into her bra, she pulled out her room key. Tate chuckled behind her.
"That's been in your bra?"
She flashed him a grin. "Yeah, I have lipstick in there too, and my bank cards.
Toni Aleo
#42. It's all fun and games until you have a bad sports bra that causes your boobs to chafe.
Dawn Dais
#43. Who needs a handbag? I put my money in my bra.
Neneh Cherry
#44. I've gone through stages where I hate my body so much that I won't even wear shorts and a bra in my house because if I pass a mirror, that's the end of my day.
Fiona Apple
#45. Gross. Feminists everywhere are outraged. If I were wearing a bra under this shirt, it'd be burning.
Lauren Michelle Smith
#46. Since I enjoy intelligent conversation, I generally want an IQ that's larger than the bra size."
"So, if I'm a drooling idiot, you'll leave me alone?
Ann Bruce
#47. I don't even have moderately big breasticles. They just look like - well, nevermind what they look like. At least they stay strapped down when I worm into a sports bra.
Lilith Saintcrow
#48. A piece of me is gone," she told me once while we were bra shopping. "I think we're made up of all these different pieces and every time someone goes, you're left with less of yourself.
Melina Marchetta
#49. So instead of a bra, what do you think I wore for support, intergalactically? Gaffer's tape.
Carrie Fisher
#50. The woman serving me was wearing a white sports bra that looked like it had been mauled by tigers
desert isle chic.
Dave Eggers
#52. Sam was waiting for her,his gaze sweeping over her. "Looks great."
"I look like a geek," Lucy said. "I smell like a brewery. And I need a bra."
"My dream date.
Lisa Kleypas
#53. Early evening. Can you come over? I'll try. We need to celebrate. Should I get champagne and cake ready? Get your bed ready. Wear the black bra. I didn't plan on wearing one.
Richelle Mead
#54. A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ...
a set of screwdrivers, a cordless drill, and a black
lace bra ...
Pamela Redmond Satran
#55. Introduction to Amanda. - The equal measure of fear and desire her double-barrelled bust induced was plain to see. It might have been a mundane observation but it was something of an epiphany to Amanda just what it meant to be the only person in the room wearing a bra.
Francine Scott
#56. I think the T-Shirt bra is really special for Victoria's Secret because it's that kind of simple bra that you wear under the t-shirt, so it doesn't have any lace or anything like that. So it's very smooth; it's very comfortable; it doesn't have a lot of padding in it.
Behati Prinsloo
#57. I have often wondered what my life would have been like if I had needed a size thirty-eight bra instead of a modest thirty-four.
Evelyn Keyes
#58. Idiotically, it occurred to me that my pink underwear didn't match my purple bra, as if boys even notice such things.
John Green
#59. I dipped into his brain. He wasn't happy that I wasn't wearing a bra, because my boobs distracted him. He was thinking I was a bit too curvy for his taste. He was thinking he'd better not think about me that way anymore. He was missing his wife.
Charlaine Harris
#60. I don't suppose you have a rocket powered helicopter hidden in your bra?
Jackie Williams
#61. an MIT AI PhD can generally walk alone into an investor meeting wearing a coconut-shell bra, perform a series of improvised birdcalls, and walk out with $1 million.
Gideon Lewis-Kraus
#62. I'm calling you Honey Tits from now on."
"Please don't."
"Why? Your boobs delivered the nectar of the gods."
"Now you're making it worse."
"Your bra is the stuff of legends."
"Don't make me regret my choice.
Stacey Marie Brown
#63. It's not quite the Tom Jones show, but yes, I've had undergarments. If I get a bra chucked on stage I'll hold it up so the audience can decide what to think. And I'll usually blame a guy for doing it.
Michael Bolton
#64. I have always had the same New Year resolutions: To stop smoking, to start wearing a bra, and to stop shopping.
Cameron Diaz
#65. No bra," he said against her mouth. "Thank you. I hate those things. Dumbest human invention. Ever.
Larissa Ione
#66. Show them to me
Show them to me
Unclasp your bra and
set those puppies free
Rodney Carrington
#67. I found a lacy red bra she left behind that fell by her bedside. Not to seem too Edward Cullen but I brought it to my nose.
Nicole Strycharz
#68. 'Tales From Topographic Oceans' is like a woman's padded bra. The cover looks good, but when you peel off the padding, there's not a lot there.
Rick Wakeman
#69. it's colder than a witch's tit in a steel bra,
John Green
#70. A relationship built on lies is like a bra with no underwire. Fucking useless to me.
Mimi Strong
#71. Henry's face grows pink, pinker than those ridiculous bras Mom recently left on my bed when she decided I needed something more feminine than a sports bra.
Miranda Kenneally
#72. You mean he's not afraid of me because I'm a woman? He ought to see Tomb Raider sometime. For all he knows, I could have a nuclear bomb under my dress and a hand grenade in each cup of my bra. I call it antifeminist!
Kerstin Gier
#73. I'm grateful people think I'm beautiful or sexy, and I suppose it's better than the alternative, but I do try to fight it a bit so it's not all people see me as. And I'd love to one day be in a position where I could choose a role to showcase my creativity versus just my bra size.
Katherine Heigl
#74. I've found that a well-fitting padded bra can transform me from a pear-shaped woman to an hourglass-shaped woman. Okay, maybe not hourglass-shaped, but definitely, say, an egg-timer-shaped woman.
Mindy Kaling
#75. We had one idiot put a bomb in a shoe, and now everybody's got to take their shoes off? Where's the bra bomber at? I say, if we've gotta wait in line, let's make it fun for everybody.
Alonzo Bodden
#76. A bra was not for little kids who dreamed of being astronauts. What are you gonna do with boobs in space? Unless they are currency for some far-flung civilization, all they're going to do is interfere with proper oxygen flow inside your space suit.
Aisha Tyler
#77. She did some sort of magic bra trick to get it off and out of her shirt. All women seemed to know the same maneuver.
Jamie McGuire
#78. I don't lie. I would never stuff my bra because it's going to come off and the truth is going to be revealed. I don't like that padding. I try to be completely - if not brutally - honest.
Diane Lane
#79. What's truly sexy about a woman isn't what she wears. It isn't how much time and attention she spends on her hair. It's no that her bra matches her panties. It's the way she thinks, moves, speaks. That's what's sexy about a woman.
Olivia Cunning
#81. [...] a good bra is like a good relationship. It lifts you up and helps you stand on your own, and it's right there in your drawer when you need it.
Wendy Wax
#82. A good bra is fine, but a great bra is life changing. It gives you the confidence of a homecoming queen. It's a tiara for your ta-tas.
Helen Ellis
#83. I'm not perfect. But clothes help. A good bra with some underwire definitely helps a lot!
Katherine Heigl
#84. I choked on the air I'd just sucked in and swung around in disbelief. "What did you just say?"
"Me and the whole PD heard about your wet bra, so I'm assuming your panties are wet too.
Rachel Brookes
#85. She took off her blouse, her trousers, her bra, her panties, and stood before him naked.
Paulo Coelho
#86. Designers have to keep the body in mind all the time. Think of the girl's undergarments: the bra is always key.
Candice Huffine
#87. I went to work one morning, and outside my door was Cindy Crawford in a black bra, and I thought that very clearly the building is making progress in integrating itself into various layers of our culture.
Esa-Pekka Salonen
#88. With small breasts, you don't have to wear a bra with dresses that have some support. It feels sexy without one.
Sandra Oh
#89. Oh, completely liberating because even if you don't do a woman right, you just have to put on high heels a wig, a bra and a dress, and I feel liberated.
Kevin McDonald
#90. I heard my name." Ash's voice startles me. "You tow better not be making fun of me about this stupid bra Mama's making me wear. I've had it with the jokes. I'll break both your noses if it doesn't stop.
Abbi Glines
#91. They looked at their reflections in the mirror, she in her torn skirt and dingy bra, he naked, his penis flaccid, his face covered with bright white shaving cream. Megan shook her head. "What a vision we'll be.
Anonymous
#92. I seem to be getting a lot of things pushed my way that are strong women. It's like people see Hackers and they send me offers to play tough women with guns, the kind who wear no bra and a little tank top. I'd like to play strong women who are also very feminine.
Angelina Jolie
#93. When you get inside go change into something loose and baggy. And for all that's holy, please wear panties and a bra.
Abbi Glines
#94. You might be a redneck if you've ever worn a dress that is strapless with a bra that isn't.
Jeff Foxworthy
#95. You might want to put some clothes on' suggested Jace 'I'm all for the bra and panties look, but you don't want the Silent Brothers to die of excitement
Cassandra Clare
#96. For me, it's hard to wear a bra the whole entire day if it's got underwire.
Behati Prinsloo
#97. Call me Ildar! Call me Abra-ca-da-bra! My name is my name.
Ildar Abdrazakov
#98. For now. But if I ever decide you're useless, you are a dead man."
To be killed by you is to be desired more than a life excluded from your service."
Bravo." Her Imperial Viciousness laughed with genuine feeling. "Bra-vo!
Frank Beddor
#100. The cross had slipped back onto my chest. I unclasped it and after wrapping the chain around the metal, tucked it into my bra
A&E Kirk
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