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Top 96 Life Crap Quotes

#1. I have a phone obsession. It's really hard on set sometimes because I'll be checking Instagram, and then I have to remember, 'Oh, crap, I have to shoot a scene or rehearse.' Every now and then, I have to turn it off and live my life. - Author: Zendaya
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#2. Life gets so ridiculous, you just have to brush it off like sand and laugh. I think the laughter is good medicine for crap-itis. - Author: Ace Antonio Hall
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#3. reminded me on Friday night that we aren't friends, Cressida, and I would like you to remember that now,' she snapped. 'So why don't you go and make someone else feel crap about their life and then when you're done with that, go and look for your boyfriend's chin, - Author: Kate Forster
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#4. Suck is life,[ ... ]:you get to a point, one day, where you are hoping to find crap; where the best possible outcome of all possible outcomes would be the discovery, praise Jesus, of a pile of shit - Author: Shalom Auslander
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#5. Life is so bloody hard. I don't want the whole struggle to be pointless. If I'm going to get crap thrown at me from great heights my whole life, well, I want to damn well make sure I leave a mark on this world in exchange for all the misery. - Author: Holly Bourne
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#6. Huh," groaned Father Gabe. "I sympathize with you, Tommy. Relationships can be a crap shoot. You think you're going to roll a seven and up pops snake eyes. - Author: Robert Hobkirk
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#7. It's true, I rarely leave my apartment, and whenever I do, I rarely leave the pyramid. The pyramid has filtered air so I haven't been breathing in that gold crap like everyone else. See, sometimes staying inside and playing video games can save your life. - Author: Edward Mullen
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#8. My mother worked for the social services all her life. She always said that in the middle of all the crap, in the thick of it all, you always had a sunny story turning up. Which makes it all worthwhile.' The next words that come are smiling. 'You're my sunny story, Britt-Marie. - Author: Fredrik Backman
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#9. What are the symptoms of being fucked-up?' 'I've got crap in my life that I wish I hadn't. And I'm not good at dealing with it. Am I making sense? - Author: Graeme Simsion
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#10. Denial is for losers. Face your crap and move on. Otherwise you'll get old and depressed and turn into a scary pod person whose most pressing issue in life is when they get to trade in the can of Dr Pepper for the can of Bud. - Author: Estelle Laure
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#11. Playing it safe and tiptoeing through life is exhausting. Keeping all of your gifts trapped inside tires the crap out of you. It takes the same amount of effort to create something extraordinary as it takes to create something ordinary. - Author: Lysa Mateu
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#12. I'd lost all track of time. It was only now that I was no longer preoccupied holding on to the werewolf's back for dear life that I glanced at my watch. Ten o'clock. "Crap. I need to get home now. It's past nine-thirty. - Author: Bella Forrest
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#13. Sometimes I go, "What am I doing with my life?" But then I get letters from young women, or people come up to me, and they say, "You've made such a difference to my confidence." And that is a good thing. I should read more fan mail though. I'm crap at responding. - Author: Helena Bonham Carter
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#14. They envy your youth. You two are like exotic creatures from the land of the young.'
I've never understood all that these-are-the-best-years-of-your-life crap. If this is as good as it gets then I might as well quit now. Let me get to the shimmery oasis of adulthood. - Author: Leanne Hall
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#15. I was having one of those days where I wanted to start throwing things because only breaking crap would make me feel better. My limit for acceptable weirdness in my daily life had been
maxed out. - Author: Jennifer L. Armentrout
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#16. The more time I spent at the Finches', the more I realized what a waste of my life this school crap was. It was nothing but a holding tank for kids without bigger plans or ideas. - Author: Augusten Burroughs
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#17. Certain things in life are more important than the usual crap that everyone strives for. - Author: James Taylor
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#18. but who gives a crap? There's no need, just vandalize their crops by stealing and not giving back. Not recommended for real life though. - Author: Silvia O'Dwyer
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#19. Life is too short for 500 pages of crap. - Author: Roman Blaire
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#20. One of life's joys was to have friends who gave you reality checks ... who would call you on your crap before it rose so high you drowned in it. - Author: David Brin
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#21. I've been scared of so much stupid crap in my life. Making a bad grade or not fitting in. God, I was scared of you. And it was all such a waste. None of it matters now that the real scary shit is here. - Author: Cristin Terrill
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#22. Do you think it happens in real life? Pheromones and all that crap. Is it a bullshit theory some horndog dreamed up so he could justify why he's attracted to his mother or some shit? - Author: Elle Kennedy
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#23. It's crap that you're letting on bad year determine your fate for the rest of your life. - Author: Colleen Hoover
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#24. Who says that money don't matter?
If you are Rich all the world will know about you, if you are poor no one give a crap about what it's happening to you!
Life It's Short, enjoy this moment. - Author: Ebelsain Villegas
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#25. That's the beauty of Karma. You can piss it off so it throws a truckload of crap back at you, but you can fight it. You can tell it to piss off back to wherever it came from and take matters into your own hands, 'cause what's the use in your life if you ain't got a say in it? - Author: Emma Hart
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#26. I used to think then that all the tragic events of life were written down in books and that what went on outside was just diluted crap. - Author: Henry Miller
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#27. It's the simple things in life, and all that crap. - Author: Darynda Jones
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#28. Of all the crap, crap, crappy nights I've ever had in the whole of my crap life. On a scale of one to 10, we're talking ... a minus 6. And it's not like I even have very high standards. - Author: Sophie Kinsella
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#29. You know, I spend most of my life turning things down. There's a lot of crap out there. - Author: Bea Arthur
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#30. Sometimes writing is pure hell. I'll write something and look at it in a few hours and say, "This is crap. What will I do with my life? I'll never write again." It's a bipolar business, and you bounce back. You become gripped with some new insight that shows the way. - Author: Barbara Ehrenreich
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#31. It's immoral that people make money out of writing crap, but I try not to obsess about it. I don't want to spend my life being angry. - Author: Stella McCartney
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#32. Good luck and the eternal interlinked cycle of life crap. - Author: Kate Griffin
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#33. The local TV news is the greatest danger in your life. It's all crap. - Author: Ray Bradbury
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#34. What did that stupid deserting crap-bag ex-boyfriend, ex-best friend with the most perfect stupid hair do? He DIDN'T delete his crap off the desktop before he fled my life and left me all alone. That's what he did. - Author: James Patterson
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#35. to Maxfield to get away from the crap I'd put up with all my life in lousy schools. I wasn't going to let a couple - Author: Robison Wells
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#36. It was an odd sort of urge, as though I had a craving to clear all the crap out of my life - but if I did that I wouldn't own anything. - Author: Gary Reilly
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#37. Holy crap, my heart was arrogant to believe her spotless track record could stay that way. - Author: Jennifer Harrison
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#38. If you think you're a success, you will be a success; if you think you deserve nothing but crap, you'll get nothing but crap. Your inner reality shapes your outer one, every day of your life. - Author: Tana French
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#39. All that crap about love and fairness and doing something with your life, Bruno ... Those are luxury problems. The CEO's wife can go around worrying about that stuff. People like us from the projects have to play by a different set of rules."

George Hanson
In The Shadow of Sadd - Author: Steen Langstrup
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#40. Females in our generation morals are just out the window. Materialistic things aren't life. I'd rather walk in the rain with a man who treats me like a queen than to ride in a Benz with a man who treats me like crap. - Author: Jhene Aiko
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#41. I need more than the streets. I don't want to be a floating crap game all my life. I want to be something ... anything. - Author: Hubert Selby Jr.
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#42. Real men do not work for fame. That is what I think. Popularity is just a piece of crap. I prefer a private life. - Author: Aishah Madadiy
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#43. So you are Catholic? Didn't know that.
I am nothing, I said. God knows God is no friend of mine. But I envy people who believe in this crap. They don't worry about the meaning of life and things, whereas I do. - Author: Aleksandar Hemon
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#44. ... what you get out of life is mostly what you planted. Not always, no, but mostly. If you think you're a success, you will be a success; if you think you deserve nothing but crap, you'll get nothing but crap. Your inner reality shapes your outer one, every day of your life. Do you follow me? - Author: Tana French
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#45. When you're black, you have to deal with so much crap in your life from other black people. It's a dirty, dark secret; I'm glad it's coming out. - Author: Charles Barkley
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#46. Life throws too much crap at us as it is, so why hold onto something negative if we don't have to? - Author: Natasha Preston
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#47. Did I look like crap because I felt like crap, or did I feel like crap because I looked like crap? Ah, the mysteries of life - Author: Karina Halle
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#48. I thought Erica Jong's Fear of Flying was one of the biggest pieces of crap that I've ever read in my life. - Author: Helen Reddy
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#49. Depressing realization sets in. Writing was invented not by human beings but by accountants. Most of the early writing systems are records of how much crap people own, how much money they have, how much money they owe, and other lowering/boastful facts of human life. - Author: Philip Hensher
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#50. In real life, you don't get a reset, and you don't get extra lives, and I got the crap pounded out of me. - Author: Rachel Caine
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#51. Life's gonna kick you in the butt.
That's what it does.
But if you gotta put up with this crap, the least you can expect is that your friends will stand by you. I mean, for crying in the night, what else are friends for but to help you make right what isn't in life? (Kira, The Mishmorat) - Author: Richelle E. Goodrich
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#52. There are writers who will do whatever they are told regardless of the circumstances - these are called 'hacks.' Your job isn't to make life difficult for your editor. But once a piece of crap goes out with your name on it, it is gone forever and will haunt you ... - Author: Gail Simone
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#53. What I do know is I've got a brain filled with jokes I can't forget - like a tumor the size of a grapefruit inside of my skull. And I know that eventually even dog shit turns white and stops stinking, but I have this permanent head filled with crap I've been trained my whole life to think is funny. - Author: Chuck Palahniuk
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#54. Crap.
It's all crap.
Living is crap.
Life has no meaning.
None. Nowhere to be found.
Why doesn't anybody realize this? - Author: K-Ske Hasegawa
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#55. Having two-faced friends is like keeping a crap in your life. - Author: Jhinang
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#56. I'm not a flag waver for obesity. It's not healthy, and you have a crap life because there is such a downer on it. - Author: Jo Brand
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#57. According to the fortune-cookie logic most people live by, the best things in life are free. That's crap. I have a gold-plated robot that scratches the exact part of my back where my hands can't reach, and it certainly wasn't free. - Author: Josh Lieb
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#58. I feel I'm trying to get this really crap car going, and it just keeps stalling on me. And then other times I feel like my life's a train thundering toward me, and I'm in a car stuck on the crossroads and can't get out. Isn't it great being young! - Author: Julie Burchill
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#59. Sometimes I feel like all the crap in the world is building up inside me, like all the bad is just filling me like a balloon. I push it all back, live my happy life.
But sometimes that balloon exposed and all the crap lands on everything around me. - Author: Keary Taylor
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#60. I'm going because my life was crap until I met you. I'm going because I don't want to be here when you're not, still living with my mum and nothing being any different. I wouldn't even be thinking about going if it hadn't been for you. - Author: Jenny Downham
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#61. All parents make mistakes. They're only human, so all of us grow up with at least a few invisible scars. But maybe that's okay, because the hard times are what make us strong enough to survive all the crap life throws at us down the road. - Author: Alexa Land
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#62. A make believe life doesn't win friends and influence people. It bores the crap out of those living the dream. - Author: Melody Carstairs
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#63. Crap happens in everybody's life all of the time, and the quality of that person is more based on how they behave under duress than when there's nothing bad going down. - Author: Laura Schlessinger
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#64. I was a swimsuit model, and I got bored. Acting was challenging. It was very hard and intimidating. We choose to do things in life sometimes that scare the crap outta us. Performing in front of people was my challenge. - Author: Christa Campbell
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#65. Life at times is a bunch of crap, the nice part about crap is that it's biodegradable. - Author: Kyle Johnson
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#66. Into every life crap will fall. Most of us do as well as possible, and some of it works okay, and we try to release that which doesn't and which is never going to. - Author: Anne Lamott
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#67. He's enthusiastic," Eve commented. "Yeah, but if you're not excited about your work, life's crap. - Author: J.D. Robb
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#68. I know I should try harder to make her feel necessary in my life. It totally freaked her when I said I didn't need her anymore. But isn't that the whole point of growing up? A healthy bird can fly the nest? Roots and wings and all that Hallmarky crap? - Author: Kate Klise
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#69. It was the calm before the storm, and holy crap, my bones knew it was going to be the storm of my life. - Author: Tijan
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#70. Guston tacked toward celebrating the crap of life not for its own ironic sake, but as the ever-present still life that surrounds the embarrassingly, even tragically human. No Duchampian object is ever tragic. Many if not most of Guston's objects, even the most hilarious, are. - Author: Ross Feld
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#71. Who knows why you kids do any of the crap you do?"
"And who knows why you guys are such assholes?" Lex countered, taking a sip of her soda. "Life is just full of little mysteries, isn't it? - Author: Gina Damico
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#72. Sometimes the worst-tasting crap is the best for you. - Author: Michael Harmon
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#73. We did all the tourist crap, but I just wanted to sit in a cafe and watch people - Author: Sara Shepard
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#74. Learn to value yourself enough to walk away from the crap in life and never settle for less than you deserve. - Author: Parul Wadhwa
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#75. Don't blame anyone or anything for your situation or problems. When you do that, you are saying that you are powerless over your own life - which is utter crap. An empowering step to reclaiming your life is taking responsibility. - Author: Jillian Michaels
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#76. Problem is, the bathroom pass can't help you escape life. It's still there when you come out. Problems and crap don't go away hiding in the can. - Author: Simone Elkeles
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#77. But girls willing to share your bed don't equal girls willing to put up with your random crap moods, listen to your exhaustive legal opinions, or support your life's goals the way someone who loves you would. - Author: Tammara Webber
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#78. Sometimes shit happens and life can be a bastard. I'm scared of that crap. I don't know if I can fight or survive life's shit again. - Author: Becca Lee
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#79. Life is a crap carnival with shit prizes. - Author: Stephen King
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#80. Science fiction fans are awesome - they love you so much that they'll watch anything you do, even if it's complete crap. I never dreamed that I would go to conventions and sit down and have coffee with a Klingon. It's so weird, but it's my life. - Author: Katee Sackhoff
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#81. Take care of yourself: When you don't sleep, eat crap, don't exercise, and are living off adrenaline for too long, your performance suffers. Your decisions suffer. Your company suffers. Love those close to you: Failure of your company is not failure in life. Failure in your relationship is. - Author: Evan Williams
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#82. We study play because life is crap. Life is crap, and it's full of pain and suffering, and the only thing that makes it worth living - the only thing that makes it possible to get up in the morning and go on living - is play. - Author: Brian Sutton-Smith
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#83. If you want something different, do something different. "Same crap, different day" doesn't describe the day; it describes your attitude towards it. - Author: Steve Maraboli
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#84. I don't know how he does it - how he makes me forget the clock and the pain. Sometimes, even if it's just for a few seconds, I can forget how crap my life is. - Author: A J Betts
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#85. Socrates said that an unexamined life is not worth living. But you know, an over-examined life can be a real crap festival, too. - Author: Alex Bosworth
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#86. Life is full of crap, so don't add any crap in too it, because it will stick - Author: Zybejta "Beta" Metani' Marashi
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#87. Life is crap but sometimes you find the right people where it might be okay for a while. - Author: Me
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#88. That crap about doing something with your life are luxury problems. People like us have to play by a different rules.
#ShadowofSadd #Books - Author: Steen Langstrup
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#89. What happens at the cross is a "blessed exchange." God gathers up all our sin, all our broken-ass junk, into God's own self and transforms all that death into life. Jesus takes our crap and exchanges it for his blessedness. - Author: Nadia Bolz-Weber
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#90. It's not my fault you have the attention span of a gnat, capable of only thumbing through the crap on Facebook, instead of reading something of worth that can change your life. No, I'm not talking about Oprah's or Ellen's book either. - Author: Dara Reidyr
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#91. Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt. - Author: Scott Adams
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#92. life is crap but, every day is an experience - Author: Sarah Waters
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#93. God knows I've done enough crap in my life to grow a few flowers. - Author: Dustin Hoffman
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#94. Anyone who conceives of writing as an agreeable stroll towards a middle-class life-style will never write anything but crap. - Author: Derek Raymond
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#95. Mute the venomous self-talk in your mind. Eliminate the poisonous theory of, "Same Crap, Different Day." Today is a new day - make it count! - Author: Steve Maraboli
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#96. Life is crappy and unfair some times. But deciding what yo do with that crap is all up to you - Author: Unknown
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