Top 34 Full Of Crap Quotes
#1. You know he's full of crap, right?" Chas spoke up.
"Grade A, gourmet crap," Coalhouse agreed.
Lia Habel
#2. Who knows why you kids do any of the crap you do?"
"And who knows why you guys are such assholes?" Lex countered, taking a sip of her soda. "Life is just full of little mysteries, isn't it?
Gina Damico
#3. Love is full of pain and mistakes. That's what makes it interesting and that's why we explore relationships in literature. That whole 'love is never having to say you're sorry' crap is just that, crap. Love is learning how to say you're sorry.
Richard Paul Evans
#4. People who say they have no regrets are full of crap. We all have regrets, but denial is also a powerful force.
Dalya Moon
#5. I nodded as Peter turned to Donald and smile tha same smile as before. The one that said'you are seriously full of crap
Shelly Crane
#7. I did not deal well with the politicians. I tend to tell people that when they are full of crap, that they are full of crap.
Robert Crandall
#8. I try to give the appearance that I have it all together and that I know what I'm talking about, but at the end of the day, I think I might be full of crap.
Laura Benanti
#9. If a guy tells me the probability of failure is 1 in 100,000, I know he's full of crap.
Richard P. Feynman
#11. Sadie was full of crap at the best of times, and in an institution where laxatives were traded like cigarettes in jail, that was really saying something.
James Dawson
#12. When it's real world rules, it will not matter how big you are. When a bullet hits you in the head, you die. It all becomes about how much heart you have when you go into a world that is so scary, that assesses you and finds you either as an asset or full of crap.
Ric Roman Waugh
#13. We study play because life is crap. Life is crap, and it's full of pain and suffering, and the only thing that makes it worth living - the only thing that makes it possible to get up in the morning and go on living - is play.
Brian Sutton-Smith
#14. If I don't say the thought right I might destroy it.
Ben Okri
#15. People get caught up in worshipping certain rappers, or they try to demonise hip hop by looking at what certain rappers are doin' in their lives.
Afrika Bambaataa
#16. My image of Jesus is someone who is exciting ... Were he alive today, he would be causing havoc!
Philip Seymour Hoffman
#17. Whoever said it is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved was full of crap.
Rachel Vincent
#18. When they say "my heart skipped a beat," they're full of crap. Really, what they mean is, your heart sort of stutters and thinks about stopping for a second before it remembers that beating is good for it.
Maggie Stiefvater
#19. Let's agree to be honest from the start. I would rather feel the disappointment that comes with the realization that we are incompatible than to feel the pain and betrayal that comes with finding out that you're full of crap.
Steve Maraboli
#20. I'm about to hug the crap out of you," I warned him. "Like, full-on feelings hug where it goes on for a bit too long and becomes slightly awkward and we both clear our throats and shuffle our feet when it's over.
T.J. Klune
#21. You're so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet.
Kami Garcia
#22. I have tried getting up early, and I have tried getting up late-and the latter agrees with me best.
Mark Twain
#23. Lord Maccon was built like a brick outhouse, with opinions twice as unmoving and often equally full of crap.
Gail Carriger
#24. You're jeans are full of crap. You're full of beans, you're in you teens. You've lost your mama's road map.
John Lennon
#25. I think it would be funny if you died of full blown AIDS. then I can take a crap on your grave after they bury you.
Nickolaus Pacione
#26. She complains all the time about her hair turning gray and her butt sagging and her skin wrinkling, but I'm supposed to be grateful for a face full of zits, hair in embarrassing places, and feet that grow an inch a night. Utter crap.
Laurie Halse Anderson
#27. The historian assesses that the investment of the wealthy classes in the Bank of England wedded them to the fate of the nation as a whole and to the maintenance of its stability.
Walter Russell Mead
#28. Guys are like purses,Cute, full of crap, and totally replaceable.
Lucy Miller
#29. All the girls stared at me with hatred in their eyes. It was a big drama that had to be acted out. But deep down, nobody really cared. The other girls didn't care about Jennifer. Jennifer didn't care about me. I didn't care about anything.
Everyone was so full of crap.
Blake Nelson
#30. O, happy the soul that saw its own faults.
Rumi
#31. Essentially, love is the Donnie Darko of feelings: Anyone who brags, "I, like, totally get it man," is either full of crap or really, really high (or they watched the commentary on the DVD).
Andrea Lavinthal
#32. It's not lost on me that I'm so busy recording life, I don't have time to really live it.
David Sedaris
#33. Everybody is full of crap. The coin of the realm is being full of crap. The best people - being full of crap are our leaders and our superstars.
Dennis Miller
#34. It would be so much easier if I weren't determined to do what's best for everybody. Whoever said virtue was its own reward was full of crap.
Orson Scott Card