Think Outside The Box Funny Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 32 Think Outside The Box Funny Quotes

#1. It's funny how love can fit inside a brown cardboard box. With relationships, people often think that things pile up. But when it ends, they're surprised how few these things turn out to be. Or at least, how few things they are willing to let go of. - Author: Juan Miguel Sevilla
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#2. I recently bought the box set of 'Doctor Who' and watched it back to back, Unfortunately I wasn't the one facing the TV! - Author: Milton Jones
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#3. I went to a 7-11 and asked for a 2x4 and a box of 3x5's. The clerk said, "ten-four." - Author: Steven Wright
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#4. Now all I have to worry about is what might crawl out of the darkness to get me in the night."
"Yeah, well, I think there's a box of doughnuts under the chair. You can toss those to distract it. - Author: Elle Parker
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#5. Jesus H. Christ on ice and Mary in the penalty box! - Author: Rob Sheffield
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#6. Can you just kill me? Carry me out in a box?" I looked up at her. "Do you even have a gun?""What kind of bodyguard would I be if I needed a gun to kill someone?" Becca smiled - Author: Nichole Chase
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#7. It's a game box. They were invented so teenagers wouldn't have to talk to grownups. - Author: Eoin Colfer
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#8. I turned around to see Jim standing in the aisle with a smirk and a box of tampons in his hand.
Very funny asshole. Looks like you're on the rag this week. Make sure to get yourself some Midol and a copy of Terms of Endearment so you can have yourself a good cry. - Author: Tara Sivec
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#9. Women are heavyweight boxers; only, they punch with words, not fists. - Author: Matshona Dhliwayo
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#10. I could party in a cardboard box with people who are funny and don't care. For me, it's really about who I surround myself with, so I just try to always be with hilarious people. - Author: Kesha
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#11. I'd love to be able to fit in a box. Like one of those people who fit into small boxes. I'd love it. - Author: Robert Pattinson
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#12. Lana Turner was adorable and funny. Jimmy Stewart was such a nice person. I quickly realized that if you're not a nice person, you're not going to last in this business. I mean, once your box office starts to drop off, like Veronica Lake, they'll get rid of you fast. - Author: Robert Osborne
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#13. It's funny because I remember when I came to the U.S. with 'Swimming Pool,' the movie did well, and it was great box office for a French movie, but I remember I was a bit upset because all people talked to me about was the nudity. - Author: Ludivine Sagnier
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#14. When Matthew merely stared at him, Jackson reached into the weapon box and pulled out a sheathed machete, handing it to the boy.
Matthew laughed and dropped it. - Author: Kresley Cole
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#15. There's more evil in the charts than an Al-Qaeda suggestion box. - Author: Bill Bailey
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#16. They say to think within the box, but it's funny how those in the box never go anywhere, where those outside it, get to see the world. - Author: Anthony Liccione
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#17. even opened the box?" She parked her fists on her trim little hips. "I have had a very bad day." "Well, so have I." He grinned. "But you just made me laugh, so it's starting to improve." She gave him a glare. "I don't find this funny." He raised the can - Author: Shirley Jump
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#18. I could still box your ears."
"Nonsense," he scoffed. "You couldn't reach that high. - Author: Anne Gracie
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#19. You have to change those diapers every day. When those directions on the side of the Pampers box say, 'holds 6-12 pounds' they're not kidding! - Author: Jeff Foxworthy
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#20. He'd make her work so hard that a job as a cardboard-box presser at the margerine factory would seem like paradise. - Author: Jussi Adler-Olsen
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#21. I travel with a boom box. When I get on a plane, I stuff the power cord for the boom box into the battery compartment. From an outsider's point of view, it looks like I've got it all wrong. - Author: Mitch Hedberg
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#22. You won't tell?"
"I'll add it to the box under my bed labeled 'The Secret Confession of the Immortal Pia'. Good Lord, girl, don't look so mortified. There's not actually a box. - Author: Jessica Khoury
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#23. Well don't get your hopes up," I warned. "I'm a lot more trouble than i'm worth."
"I don't doubt that," he said, indicating my box of junk.
"What did you do to get sent here?"
"I can't tell you."
"Because then you'd have to kill me. - Author: Christine Manzari
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#24. The special effects team designed everything, which basically allowed me to stand on a green box and look and stay relatively expressionless and all these machines did the acting for me. Just the way I like it (laughs) - Author: Robert Pattinson
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#25. Although it seems shocking to say so, grief is a funny thing. On the one hand, you're numb, yet on the other, something inside is trying desperately to claw its way back to normal: to pull a funny face, to leap out like a jack-in-the-box, to say Smile, damn you, smile! - Author: Alan Bradley
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#26. I was a lazy reader as a kid. One nutrition label on a box of Cap'n Crunch and I'd have to take a nap. - Author: M.J. McGuire
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#27. There's a little bit of magic in every box! - Author: Adam Rex
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#28. Memory is like a box of chocolates. They disappear quickly. - Author: Leah Broadby
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#29. The number one thing for me is diversity. I always want to ensure that people can't put me in a box. I can play a bad guy, I can play a good guy, I can play a good bad guy, I can be the host of a show, I can be serious, and I can be funny. - Author: Dominic Monaghan
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#30. I wash the clothes, rinse them and then scrub them again. Will that square little box do that? I am not using any fancy machines when my hands will do. - Author: Renita D'Silva
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#31. You mean she doesn't intend to blow me up before the ceremony?" said Kai,taking the box."How disappointing. - Author: Marissa Meyer
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#32. That's the funny thing about people who don't fit into a box. They grow to infiltrate everything and when they suddenly go missing they are missing everywhere. - Author: Nichole Bernier
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