Funny Box Of Chocolates Quotes

#1. Two of my favorite things are sitting on my front porch smoking a pipe of sweet hemp, and playing my Hohner harmonica.

Abraham Lincoln

#2. Ladies sheltering behind men, men sheltering behind servants - the whole system's wrong, and she must challenge it.

E. M. Forster

#3. A man should be more original than a bouquet of roses and a box of chocolates. Flowers die and sugar sticks to your hips like a permanent record to a criminal.

Dannika Dark

#4. I feel like Twitter was tailor-made for me, because I can do short spurts all day long. I loved my blog, but doing daily, then thrice weekly entries was really time consuming. 140 characters is perfect.

Sarah Dessen

#5. You're so American. You believe everything is possible, everything will come. I know differently.

James Salter

#6. There's always a Van der Graaf audience that wants to hear the band's sound. And totally fair enough. Why not? It's a band. You like the band, you like the band.

Peter Hammill

#7. Funny people, the Swiss," he said. "While the rest of us hide our sins, they stuff theirs with liqueur, wrap them in silver paper, add a ribbon, and sell them at the price of gold. The prefect has just sent me a huge box of chocolates from Zurich,

Carlos Ruiz Zafon

#8. One of President Obama's winning points last night was about how sanctions against Iran are crippling their economy. And believe me, if anyone knows how to cripple an economy, it's President Obama.

Jay Leno

#9. There is a leader in every manager, there is not a manager in every leader.

Gert Van Mol

#10. The interests of the IMF represent the big international interests that today seem to be established and concentrated in Wall Street.

Che Guevara

#11. The first test any poem must pass is no longer, 'Is it true to nature?' but a criterion looking in a different direction: namely, 'Is it sincere? Is it genuine?'

M.H. Abrams

#12. Language consists in equal parts of speaking and silence.

Eugene H. Peterson

#13. Memory is like a box of chocolates. They disappear quickly.

Leah Broadby

#14. All those who write either explicitly or by insinuation against the dignity, freedom, and immortality of the human soul, may so far forth be justly said to unhinge the principles of morality, and destroy the means of making men reasonably virtuous.

George Berkeley

#15. The errors of definitions multiply themselves according as the reckoning proceeds; and lead men into absurdities, which at last they see but cannot avoid, without reckoning anew from the beginning.

Thomas Hobbes

#16. I believe in people, especially suffering people.

Pat Buckley

#17. But it is strange how many rational beings believe the ultimate truths of the universe to be reducible to patterns on a blackboard.

Frederick Pollock

#18. Why should anyone hear the Gospel twice, before everyone has heard it once?

Oswald J. Smith