The Thong Quotes

#1. A thong. God bless the thong. He hooked his fingers in the silk sides and tugged, rolling the silk down her legs until it hit the floor, his favorite place for panties.

Jill Shalvis

#2. The panty-line thing shouldn't be a big deal. I think we should just all agree that panty lines are OK. Because the thong thing is ... just uncomfortable.

Benjamin Koldyke

#3. The next thing Faith knew, she was standing in a lingerie store having an uncomfortable stare down with a mannequin wearing a blue thong. This is a bad idea.

Kelly Moran

#4. Was her thong chafing her ass or did she really dislike me that much.

Autumn Doughton

#5. No-pocket jeans are only slightly less irritating than thong underwear.

Patricia Briggs

#6. I put a thong on a few months ago trying to be sexy. I've been looking for it but ain't seen it since.

Tyler Perry

#7. Your gaydar can't leap over buildings in a single bound like Superman."
"He's wearing a thong. Enough said."
"It's for ease of movement."
"Thong," Lila repeated.

Nora Roberts

#8. I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman.

Hank Azaria

#9. While Hannah was busy positioning the laptop and shimmying out of her shorts and a thong, I pushed off my boxers and squirted lube into my palm. I glanced at my cock. It stood stiffly from me, nine thick, smooth inches for which I didn't thank God often enough.

M. Pierce

#10. Let me remove your thong and spread these silky thighs around my face if I stretch out on my back? Could I nibble on you until you're about to come, and then fuck you with my tongue until you scream out my name when you do?

Laurann Dohner

#11. She was thong-climbing-her-ass pissed.

Caris Roane

#12. My libido was doing the humpy dance while dressed in Milkbone pasties and a thong.

Nicole Peeler

#13. Sorry about that. I hope I didn't damage you down there. That would be a crime. I love bright red, by the way. Is that a thong? I can only see the front." Her

Laurann Dohner

#14. Sometimes love can be so wrong/Like a fat man in a thong,

John Hiatt

#15. In an incredulous tone, he said, "You don't know the meaning of virtue!"
"Of course I do-it means your thong must be white." (Sabine)

Kresley Cole

#16. Larry: i don't really get this fascination that people have with the ocean
Cheryl: no?
Larry: i dunno. i mean i stare at it for ten minutes and i go okay i get it
Cheryl: don't you feel calmer?
Larry: i feel aggravated that i am missing what other people are getting.

Larry David

#17. Benji usually tries to match his hair with his underwear, and you know how he had the pink hair for a while well we caught him in a pink thong one day!

Joel Madden

#18. Molly Cade, you could be wearing a White Sox shirt, a Yankees thong, and a Packers Cheesehead and I would still want to do you."
She sighed. "Such a romantic.

Kate Meader

#19. It feels like I could go outside with a bikini thong on right now.

Sean Combs

#20. money distorts truth like a hippo in a thong.

Scott Adams

#21. I was going to kill him. Slowly. Strangle him with the overpriced thong. A fitting death for a rock star.

Kylie Scott

#22. Anyway, no girl wants to bang a guy in a banana hammock. I don't care if you're built like a brick shithouse and hung like a freaking horse - if you're wearing a man-thong? You look like a tool.

Emma Chase

#23. Born at Midnight - Personally for me, wearing a thong is like flossing your ass

C.C. Hunter

#24. At this camp I had the unique experience of showing all these seasoned Westerners that it was possible to make a fire by the friction of two sticks. This has long been a specialty of mine; I use a thong and a bow as the simplest way.

Ernest Thompson Seton

#25. His long fingers curled around the back of her lace thong, pulling the material taut against her wet fold. "I'm a big guy, and you know I always deliver.

Avery Flynn

#26. My favorite party trick is to wear nothing but a gold thong in the house.

Harry Styles

#27. the leather thong binding his

Robert Fabbri

#28. Then I guess this is Donovan versus Davis. See you here tomorrow at six. Don't forget your thong and your flogging thingy.

Dakota Cassidy

#29. I blinked down the street where the jeep had vanished. I felt the unexplainable urge to storm after them and do something I'd hoped I'd regret -like choke Marcie with her stupid red thong.

Becca Fitzpatrick

#30. Everyone's showing their thong out the back of their jeans. But you shouldn't wear any. You get a better line if you wear no knickers.

Victoria Beckham

#31. The Amish can resist Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, pornography, ice-cold margaritas on tropical beaches, designer drugs, fast cars (actually, all cars), thong underwear, American Idol and sneakers. But they can't resist the bicycle. This is because the bicycle is a Truly Great Invention. A

BikeSnobNYC

#32. An hour later, a nameless, cold-faced man returned with a tray of fresh pasta, warm bread, and a few bags of brand new comfort clothes: yoga pants, tees, a few sports bras, and ... pink thong underwear? Well, of course. Wouldn't want to be held prisoner and have panty lines.

Mimi Jean Pamfiloff

#33. When I die, if the word 'thong' appears in the first or second sentence of my obituary, I've screwed up.

Albert Brooks

#34. I hope his penis falls off. I hope it rots and falls off inside of Miss Teen USA, therefore causing her perfect, twenty-two-year-old vagina to rot and fall out of her thong when she sneezes.

Tara Sivec

#35. A G-string is a permanent self-inflicted wedgie.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

#36. You're wearing a lace thong?" Dolly clapped her hands. "That's absolutely perfect for romance.

Peggy Webb

#37. Boxers or briefs- FINALLY! 'THE' QUESTION! FINALLY! I've been waiting since my first interview for someone to ask me this! And, my answer is: Thong or Commando

Gini Koch

#38. Any date that ended with two people drinking wine near a fire also ended with a woman's thong being thrown across the room.

Karina Halle

#39. She lay there like a beautiful lace covered present for the troll with her sweet hands wrapped up in the red bow of Lilith's red silk thong.

Bella Swann

#40. I actually don't care about his movies that much. I just want to twang that thong like a big elastic band.

Valerie Bertinelli

#41. The most important thing I can tell you about aging is this: If you really feel that you want to have an off-the-shoulder blouse and some big beads and thong sandals and a dirndl skirt and a magnolia in your hair, do it. Even if you're wrinkled.

Maya Angelou

#42. Christ! He thought we even have a male stripper. What's he going to do, throw his thong at the vampires?

Derek Gunn

#43. Sabine gave a Scoff. " I could be virtuous, if I wanted to be."
In an incredulous tone, he said, "You don't know the meaning of virtue!"
"Of course I do - it means your thong must be white.

Kresley Cole

#44. And then I saw the worst thing I'd ever seen
in my life: Trenton in a man thong,
covered in about ten pounds of body
glitter. He had on a cheap, yellow wig,
and Cami was laughing her head off,
cheering him on.

Jamie McGuire

#45. Jacey's eyes hardened. She did not appreciate reality coming along and snapping her thong.

Sarah-Kate Lynch

#46. I believe that anyone who wants to wear a thong should have to go through an application process.

Bill Engvall

#47. I guess telling you to pull up your panties and to stop acting like a princess at her first ball won't help?" "If I pull this thong up any higher, it will need medical extraction," she grumbled.

Eve Langlais

#48. For an American, though, Australia seems pretty familiar: same wide streets, same office towers. It's Canada in a thong, or that's the initial impression.

David Sedaris