Top 13 Funny Thong Quotes

#1. An hour later, a nameless, cold-faced man returned with a tray of fresh pasta, warm bread, and a few bags of brand new comfort clothes: yoga pants, tees, a few sports bras, and ... pink thong underwear? Well, of course. Wouldn't want to be held prisoner and have panty lines.

Mimi Jean Pamfiloff

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#2. Setting goals takes desire, but completing them takes determination

Ron Hawks

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#3. You shouldn't pay attention to things that don't grab your attention. If you do, you're being a pretentious douchebag.

Paul Jarvis

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#4. Argument is meant to reveal the truth, not to create it.

Edward De Bono

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#5. I always say that I don't believe I'm a chef. I try to be a storyteller.

Jose Andres

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#6. Never buy a stock because it has gone up or sell one because it has gone down.

Benjamin Graham

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#7. She took a step and didn't want to take any more, but she did.

Markus Zusak

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#8. I love him to my bones, but suddenly I'm wondering what I might have been without him.

Nina Lane

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#9. Solitude stands by the window
She turns her head as I walk in the room
I can see by her eyes she's been waiting
Standing in the slant of the late afternoon

Suzanne Vega

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#10. Stephen Hawking Quotes

Look up at the stars and not down at your feet. Try to make sense of what you see, and wonder about what makes the universe exist. Be curious.

Stephen Hawking

Stephen Hawking

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#11. That was one thing you found out when you were stoned, or wasted, or feverish: that the world was always turning and that only a healthy mind could block out the sickening whirl of it.

Joe Hill

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#12. I'd say I'm definitely an actor first and foremost, but I love filmmaking.

Derek Magyar

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#13. Mind in one place, heart in another.

Drake

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