Quotes About Thong Underwear

#1. The Amish can resist Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, pornography, ice-cold margaritas on tropical beaches, designer drugs, fast cars (actually, all cars), thong underwear, American Idol and sneakers. But they can't resist the bicycle. This is because the bicycle is a Truly Great Invention. A

BikeSnobNYC

#2. An hour later, a nameless, cold-faced man returned with a tray of fresh pasta, warm bread, and a few bags of brand new comfort clothes: yoga pants, tees, a few sports bras, and ... pink thong underwear? Well, of course. Wouldn't want to be held prisoner and have panty lines.

Mimi Jean Pamfiloff

#3. No-pocket jeans are only slightly less irritating than thong underwear.

Patricia Briggs

#4. Everyone's showing their thong out the back of their jeans. But you shouldn't wear any. You get a better line if you wear no knickers.

Victoria Beckham

#5. I almost never have a plan for myself ... I'm not ambitious in that way.

Martha Plimpton

#6. A G-string is a permanent self-inflicted wedgie.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

#7. I don't need a friend who change when I change, who nod when I nod. This is something than my own shadow can do.

Plutarch

#8. It was hard for me to hear anyone saying they didn't like 'Billy Madison.'

Tamra Davis

#9. It is not so much our friends' help that helps us as the confident knowledge that they will help us.

Epicurus

#10. Ideas are like frog eggs: you've got to lay a thousand to hatch one.

Peter Drucker

#11. People see I am a mother and head of a household. Today in Chile, one-third of households are run by women. They wake up, take the children to school, go to work. To them I am hope.

Michelle Bachelet

#12. Benji usually tries to match his hair with his underwear, and you know how he had the pink hair for a while well we caught him in a pink thong one day!

Joel Madden

#13. What you've lost sight of is what you are, and what you are is what you hate. You're the 10-time WWE Champion! You're the man! You, like the Red Sox, like Boston, are no longer the underdog! You're a dynasty. You are what you hate. You have become the New York Yankees!

CM Punk