Top 45 Gini Koch Quotes

#1. Oh, sure, they'd insisted I take Washington Wife class after I'd inadvertently insulted the Prime Minster of England, but how could I have known he wasn't willing to admit that the Rolling Stones weren't half the band Aerosmith was and never would be?

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#2. You ever flown something before?" (Christopher)
"I hold the highest score at A.S.U. for Star Wars: Starfighter." (Kitty)
"I know, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that I'm going to regret this." (Christopher)

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#3. Psychos and megalomaniacs are my forte, remember? They all wanna hang with me

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#4. What song would lull a snake into submission? "John Mayer?"
"Over my dead body."
"Could be, Tim, could be.

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#5. Great. I was housing with the Extreme Morning Militants. What a joy.

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#6. But before I ran out and got shot by someone I merely hadn't seen, I examined the remote. There were a lot of buttons on it. None of them were marked. Naturally, I considered hitting some at random but decided I was thrilled to still be alive and unscathed.

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#7. Oh, good. Okay, I'd like to get more sleep before I have to figure out how we find a Sith Lord in Washington.

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#8. Welcome to My Super Secret Life, where people try to kill us on a regular basis, and we thwart bad-guy schemes for breakfast. We're almost like a reality show, only without the alcohol and hot tubs.

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#9. Do I really run like that?" (Kitty)
"Yup," Martini confirmed. "Don't worry, I think it's sexy."
"Thank God. I think I look like a cheetah on drugs.

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#10. Blah, blah, blah. Heard it all before. I'm an American, you moron. We wrote the book on insignificant peasants making good. I'm also not an idiot. And I'm also not buying it." I

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#11. Boxers or briefs- FINALLY! 'THE' QUESTION! FINALLY! I've been waiting since my first interview for someone to ask me this! And, my answer is: Thong or Commando

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#12. I hated having to be someplace on time, it took away so many potential orgasms.

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#13. I had no issues with lesbians, but I didn't swing the bat that way, and I kind of resented getting molested.

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#14. And you also think we have time to nap?" "Just because all Hell's trying to break loose doesn't mean you shouldn't take care of yourself." "Words to live by," Jack muttered. "Well, let's hope.

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#15. This is Necropolis Enforcement. Drop any non-organic weapons, put your arms, flippers, claws, tentacles, or any other extremities up, and walk, slither, stomp, crawl, et cetera, out of the darkness or be exterminated with extreme prejudice.

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#16. The U.S. was the immigration country of choice even for alien jellyfish things that turned humans into scary monsters. It made you proud, really.

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#17. But our senses of smell were numbed from fighting Slimy, the Ancient Icky One. The

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#18. Superfast beings shouldn't piss off the comics geek-girl.

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#19. My superhero name should be Density Girl.

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#20. Boys, the longer you wait to get my requested prehistoric attack dogs, the more chance we have of people we care about getting hurt, more hurt, or killed. Oh, and don't hurt the alligators
they're a protected species.

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#21. And like a good neighbor, Alpha Centauri is there.
Touched by an Alien

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#22. Can either one of you actually fly?"
"Ummm ... define fly."
I heard cursing over the radios.

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#23. I'm with the Naked Ape." Jareen said. "Let's get in there and kick some evil overlord butt.

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#24. Impressive lack of something happening, Maurice said nervously. I continued to fire. I

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#25. Once you go alien, you really do never go back.

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#26. Paper balls? You were throwing balled up paper at an alligator?

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#27. Kitty, do you have the bottle?"
"In my purse. Which is in my room. Not that I think I can find my room from here."
"I'll get it," Martini said. He stood up and disappeared. Ten seconds later he was back, bottle in hand.
"What kept you?"
"That purse gets worse every time I look inside.

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#28. It's a snake, then.'
'Rattler?'
'Most likely.'
I was taking this extremely well. 'We have to kill it. By we, of course, I mean you. I'll stand here and scream.

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#29. I was moving from worried to scared, and I could see terrified waving at me from just around the next bend in the road.

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#30. I dug through my purse for the Glock. There is was, and I realized I'd never set the safety. I decided to consider this a great example of forethought rather than my being the stupidest gun handler on the planet.

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#31. We lifted up and then bobbed.
"Back! Pull it back!" (Christopher)
"It's hard." (Kitty)
"The ground is harder!" (Christopher)

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#32. Restraint is not exactly my watchword, either.

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#33. Yeah, I know. It's one of my plans. It'll go all Dog Day Afternoon somewhere along the line. But a girl can dream, can't she?

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#34. It's grand theft auto." "No problem, I'll drive." Jack sighed. "No, let's not add manslaughter, being-slaughter, destruction of public property, and reckless endangerment to the list." He

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#35. I was on the floor. "Um, a little help?"
Christopher put his hand down. Martini cleared his throat and Christopher's hand retracted.
"I can handle it, thanks."
"There's nothing amorous about pulling someone off the floor," Christopher muttered.
"There is when I do it.

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#36. We think a person should do right because it's right, not because their soul will be in eternal jeopardy if they don't toe the line.

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#37. I'll marry you before any tree on Earth.

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#38. You cook?" Alfred asked Martini, clearly shocked.
"I can dress myself, too. And sometimes I can handle all Field Operations for the entire Centaurion Division. Amazing, isn't it?

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#39. Wow, bossy and nasty. What a fun combo.

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#40. I think you're cute when the power goes to your head.

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#41. I hope that's working like we wanted it to."
"It's a plan of yours, Kitty. I'm sure it's going to go haywire somewhere.

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#42. I, your father, order it." "Wow, I guess it's because you killed every sibling of mine before they could walk so you've never dealt with a teenager or anyone older. But, seriously, that 'because I said so' thing doesn't work, pretty much ever.

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#43. You come from Planet Hunk, sent to Earth to protect and serve. And make the ladies happy.

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#44. They didn't answer. But I was thinking. I'd had to do a lot of thinking like this over the past year, and it was starting to come naturally.

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#45. My crazy's working a lot better than your sanity.

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