Top 100 T'have Quotes
#1. You know why doctors slap babies on the bottom when they're born? So the dicks fall off the smart ones."
He laughed. "You know why women don't have dicks? So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.
Barbara Elsborg
#2. You don't have to think exactly like me. When people go, "I don't agree with everything you say," you know what, if you agree with everything anyone says, you're an idiot.
Stephanie Miller
#3. A lot of nudity in my early movies was out of necessity. When I came out to Hollywood, I didn't know anybody, I didn't have any connections. I did what a lot of people have to do in the real world, and just work up from the bottom.
Amber Heard
#5. She wanted a life not full of things, but stories, so many stories that, if they'd had weight and heft, they wouldn't have fit into a thousand suitcases.
Sarah Addison Allen
#6. So in one sense you don't have the classic keyboard player in Yes.
Billy Sherwood
#7. If you have health insurance, then you don't have to do anything. If you've got health insurance through your employer, you can keep your health insurance, keep your choice of doctor, keep your plan.
Barack Obama
#8. I'm just a propagandist and a propagandist doesn't have to know what he is talking about, just so he talks about it most convincingly.
Clifford D. Simak
#9. When I wrote those two songs, I couldn't have been any closer to the bottom.
Don Gibson
#10. Yahoo! had a choice. It chose to provide an e-mail service hosted on servers based inside China, making itself subject to Chinese legal jurisdiction. It didn't have to do that. It could have provided a service hosted offshore only.
Rebecca MacKinnon
#11. Knowledge' may be there but 'correctness' is required along with it. If you have 'knowledge' but don't have the 'correctness'; you will go to moksha, but others will not gain any benefit!
Dada Bhagwan
#12. I never for one minute questioned what I had to do. I did not think for one minute that I didn't have what I had. If just didn't dawn on me. And so if you know what you have, then you know that there's nobody on earth that can affect you.
Louise Berliawsky Nevelson
#13. We don't have as much prejudice as we did 40 years ago, but today it is more educated.
Edward James Olmos
#14. I don't have a Facebook page because I have little interest in hearing myself talk about myself any further than I already do in interviews or putting any more about myself online than there already is.
Jesse Eisenberg
#15. By focusing on possibilities, you can see more than a potential light at the end of the tunnel. The light doesn't have to be at the end of the tunnel; it can illuminate an opportunity wherever you are.
John B. Arden
#16. I believe in soulmates, yes, but I believe you also have to work at love. I happen to believe your soulmate doesn't have to be your partner - your soulmate could be your best friend, your sibling, it doesn't have to be the person you marry.
Cheryl Cole
#17. I feel the only way I can survive is to spend a lot of time writing songs. I have to have incredible, killer songs that also are hits, or I just don't have a chance.
Dan Hill
#18. You're seventeen," Magnus said. "You can't have wasted a life you've barely lived.
Cassandra Clare
#19. I like that Zarek. He quality people! He even gave me a can opener so I don't have to use my fangs. I like that. Metal is hard on the teeth. Pork and beans popsicle. Yummy! My favorite! (Simi)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
#20. The house is in turmoil with records on every space. In the kitchen and in the dining room is covered with records. I don't have a big enough house to accommodate everything.
Marian McPartland
#21. Financial security is crucial for your family, and I have a large family. Money does matter when you don't have it. When you need it, you realise the value of it. In that sense, money will always have value.
Katrina Kaif
#22. I didn't have a pool growing up, and we went to the beach to lay out and get sun.
Erika Eleniak
#23. Coming into River City by bus would not have been my first choice. I didn't have much choice in the way of travel unless I wanted to drive and that's a task I hate doing, especially interstate. The equipment
Frank Zafiro
#24. We shouldn't have to be burdened with all the technicalities that come up from time to time with shrewd, smart lawyers interpreting what the laws or what the Constitution may or may not say.
Dan Quayle
#25. Orgasms were weird things, like potato chips - you couldn't have just one, it seemed.
Melody Anne
#26. I'm not lazy, but I don't have that spur on my ass that most people have, like, "Oh, god. I have to get something out or else my career will be over!" I don't really care if my career is over.
Fiona Apple
#27. A turtle doesn't have to decide every morning whether to keep on bothering, it just carries on. Maybe that's why man kills everything: envy.
Russell Hoban
#28. Do you know what I feel about Dr. Who's? I feel the same way as I do about the Bonds. I love them all. I love them all! I don't have favorites.
Kenneth Branagh
#29. It's been my experience in life if you just keep thinking and reading, you don't have to work.
Charlie Munger
#30. I do not go out to dinner or to the movies with the neighbors, as I do with my friends. I don't make dates with them. I don't have to.
Cathleen Schine
#31. You go to a theater now and you literally see parents watching the movie and they suddenly cover their kid's ears. I figured I'd make one movie where they didn't have to do this.
Garry Marshall
#32. What do you think this is, a f****** tea party? No you can't have a f****** glass of water, you can f****** wait like the rest of us.
Allan Border
#33. but it seems like part of your heart can never work if you don't have kids. Like it will always be shut off.
Gillian Flynn
#34. I want to prove that you don't have to come from Oxford University or Rada - and you don't have to have parents that support you - to succeed.
Samantha Morton
#35. Smears don't have much staying power on their own because they deviate from the foundations of reality (what actually happened). They require constant energy from our opponents to keep going. The truth has a habit of reasserting itself.
Julian Assange
#36. If, during his engagement to Edith, someone had tried to explain how lonely marriage could be, he wouldn't have believed it.
Nick Hornby
#37. Decide what your currency is and let go of what you don't have.
Amy Poehler
#38. I have lived by one crucial principle since I was 24 years old. I don't blame or complain about things like the economy, the government, taxes, employees, gas prices, or any of the external things that I don't have control over. The only thing I have control over is my response to these things.
Jack Canfield
#39. Your passion doesn't have to be utterly precise. Perhaps, for starters, you just feel an urge to work with kids or organize things, or create a website. Start with an instinct, tease it into different directions
Kate White
#40. I don't have any jokes about my divorce or my ex-husband, who is a lovely person. It really is about how I was an idiot trying to push this guy to get married when I wasn't even sure if I wanted to.
Jen Kirkman
#41. I think money is a wonderful thing because it enables you to do things. It enables you to invest in ideas that don't have a short-term payback.
Steve Jobs
#42. If I die before I say 'I love you' it's because I didn't have the time.
Diana Gabaldon
#43. Throughout my life, I have tried to share my philosophy that getting and staying healthy doesn't have to feel like work. I don't diet or slave away in a gym - what I do is make excellent food choices.
Suzanne Somers
#44. I don't have any assistants, I do it all myself, I don't have any secretaries.
Billy Sherwood
#45. People didn't have the political guts to stand up against an American war.
George McGovern
#46. I'm a reporter - if I don't interview someone, I don't have much to say, and I definitely can't just sit down and knock out 800 words on any subject you give me.
Ira Glass
#47. I grew up in Louisiana - a little suburb right outside of New Orleans - and I wouldn't have it any other way!
Shelley Hennig
#48. She waited to change , and i waited to change , and we both wanted what we couldn't have
Maggie Stiefvater
#49. Well. Yes. Someone's trying to kill me. But you don't have to make such a big deal out of it.
Sarah Rees Brennan
#50. I'd had my suspicions, but they couldn't have prepared me for the truth.
Amanda Sun
#51. I used to think that my job didn't have anything to do with the environment. Then I realized that my job, as well as everyone else's job, impacts the environment in some way. And now advocating for sustainability has become my No. 1 responsibility.
Ray Anderson
#52. The doctor can X-Ray you and say, 'You got cancer.' And then you go home and God let me see, does Christ have cancer? If Christ don't, I don't have cancer. All I need to do is get a picture of what he looks like. Because, if I can see Him I become like Him.
Eddie Long
#53. You don't have anything like this. For crying out loud, you only own one skirt!
Stephenie Meyer
#54. You don't have to be married to be whole. As a matter of fact a husband is an add-on, he is not the completion of the equation.
T.T. McClendon
#55. Journalism doesn't have to be your first love ... or your only love. You can come to it in desperation, because you can't think of anything better to do with your life, that it's this or the abyss. But once you get going ... it helps if you love it.
Robert Krulwich
#56. I try to keep it real. I don't have time to worry about what I'm projecting to the world. I'm just busy being myself.
Demi Lovato
#57. Bad luck doesn't have any chinks in it," he said with deep bitterness. "I was born a son of a bitch and I'm going to die a son of a bitch.
Gabriel Garcia Marquez
#58. You don't have to look for trouble. It will find you. And when that happens"--Luna disappeared, but her voice continued--"keep up that great spirit and make a plan, because nine lives is just a state of mind.
Chris Kurtz
#59. I would have bought you some more, but since they didn't have tags in them, I didn't know what size to buy. (Sunshine)
Great. I live to be stuck in strange places, naked. (Talon)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
#60. You're fooling yourself if you think I don't have those feelings for you, Tristan. I've fallen in love with you.
R.K. Lilley
#61. I didn't have to worry about her, which was why she couldn't leave the palace one day. What about me?
Kiera Cass
#62. Books aren't like broccoli. You don't have to eat it because it's good for you. Books drag you in because they are fascinating.
Jackie French
#63. I don't have faith in young people any more. I don't waste time trying to communicate with them.
Vivienne Westwood
#65. I don't have a clue. These things don't bother me. I think about the technical stuff but not how many steps or what my heart rate is.
Usain Bolt
#66. I am as much what I am because of what I still don't have as I am because of what I have had and what I might still have one day.
Masha Tupitsyn
#67. When my mother died, it sort of put a damper on things. My career didn't have the same significance or excitement. It had always been about doing well for my family - my brothers, sisters, father, mother. Then something interesting and important happened - I started doing things for me.
John Travolta
#68. I don't have any understanding of a human being who doesn't respect the beauty of life and that goes for all creatures that have thoughts, feelings and needs.
Alicia Silverstone
#69. It was called the Middle Ages, the Dark Ages. If not for the monks, everything the world had ever learned would have been lost. Well, we live in a similar time, when we're losing the vast majority of what we do and see and learn. But it doesn't have to be that way.
Dave Eggers
#70. After a while, the cocaine - I didn't have any friends. I was just alone and I didn't even like myself.
George Jung
#72. All your suits, cravats, socks, and shoes are black. All your shirts and underwear are white.' He looked at the rug by the bed. 'And your slippers are red tartan. You don't have outfits, Johannes. You have a uniform.
Jonathan L. Howard
#73. I am confident - very confident - that if I help solve this problem in a way that we won't have 20 million illegal immigrants 20 years from now, not only will I get re-elected, I can look back and say I was involved in something that was important.
Lindsey Graham
#74. You don't have to be smart to get good grades, you just have to do what they tell you
Richard Paul Evans
#75. I know that it's axiomatic in the film industry that you're not supposed to let the novelist develop their own story. Well, first of all, that's kind of up to the novelist - because they don't have to sell it. But also, I don't believe it. It's about trust.
Lenny Abrahamson
#76. Just because I don't have on a silly black costume and carry a silly broom and wear a silly black hat, doesn't mean that I'm not a witch. I'm a witch all the time and not just on Halloween.
E.L. Konigsburg
#77. Your fragile mind can't have forgotten the terrifying technothriller series known 'Scorpion'. Because it features the worst hacking scenes ever broadcast in any medium.
Annalee Newitz
#78. Just be what it is that you are, and that is just fine. You don't have to be what you're not in any way. Live that and live that fully, and that is where you discover ecstasy. You can't really have ecstasy as something other than yourself
Alice Walker
#79. Well, you don't get to do things that other children get to do, having friends and slumber parties and buddies. There were none of that for me. I didn't have friends when I was little. My brothers were my friends.
Michael Jackson
#80. Looks like what drives me crazy Don't have no effect on you
But I'm gonna keep on at it Till it drives you crazy, too.
Langston Hughes
#81. I smoke my cigarettes, staring into his eyes, it feels like we're cowboys on a dusty trail sizing each other up before we shoot each other. My gun is loaded. I don't have to check, the bullet is a dead daughter. I don't know what his bullet is.
Lisa O'Donnell
#82. Shitness, my sister says, has a momentum that good luck just doesn't have.
Cath Crowley
#83. I am a novelist. I traffic in subtleties, and my goal in writing a novel is to leave the reader not knowing what to think. A good novel shouldn't have a point.
Teju Cole
#84. I rerent Body Double because I want to watch it again tonight even though I know I won't have enough time to masturbate over the scene where the woman is getting drilled to death by a power drill since
Bret Easton Ellis
#85. I know that if a team had a derogatory name for African Americans, I would help those who helped extinguish that name. I have quite a few friends who are Native Americans. And even if I didn't have Native American friends, the name of the team is disrespectful.
Mike Carey
#86. How am I going to tell the kids? How do I tell the man that I love, the man that I swore I'd grow old with that we won't have that happy ending that he and I have worked so hard for? How do I say goodbye to all of you? How do I let go?
Nicole Ireland
#87. If you don't have confidence, you'll always find a way not to win.
Carl Lewis
#88. Life is not an on and off switch. You don't have to have a military that is either in hard combat or is in the barracks.
James G. Stavridis
#89. You don't have in IN you to be like that, Hughie.
You had too nice an upbringing.
Your mom and dad were too good to you.
And I wish you could see that you're not less of a MAN, or some sort of inferior person, just because you can't be harsh and hard and cold.
Garth Ennis
#90. If you are not in good terms with the one who sent you, you can't have the right direction to the errands he wants to send you for. Be in good talking terms with God; pray without ceasing!
Israelmore Ayivor
#91. My mom and I don't have a lot of photos of my early years.
Ciara
#92. I used to play video games all the time, but now I don't because I don't have an attention span.
King Tuff
#93. There's so many great songs already written, it's kind of really wonderful you don't have to write your own.
Katey Sagal
#95. As utterly irrational as it might seem, the greed within me has the most limited vision I can possibly imagine as it has eyes only for the few things it doesn't have, and it is completely blind to all the many remarkable things that it does.
Craig D. Lounsbrough
#96. I'm just glad you took me back, he said, grinning widely. Stupid grin. It made me want to kiss him, and I shouldn't have wanted to kiss him.
Monica Alexander
#97. We must stop spending money that we just don't have. Historic debt leads to historic tax increases, which stifle job growth.
Kristi Noem
#98. Animal rights, at its heart, is the most unextreme philosophy I can imagine. It is about nonviolence. It is about compassion. It is about not harming and not causing suffering and not killing when we don't have to
Stephanie Ernst
#99. You don't have to chase around after creatures, Pismire had said. You watch them for long enough, and then you'll find the place to wait and they'll come to you. There's nearly always a better way of doing something.
Terry Pratchett
#100. Dylan doesn't have to make Blonde On Blonde every time.
Warren Zevon
