Stephanie Miller Quotes

#1. It's not only progressives who listen to progressive radio.

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#2. You can't be twenty-four hours of just Bush-bashing.

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#3. I like fighters. That's why I love Russ Feingold. I love Barbara Boxer. And Howard Dean and John Conyers. Democrats I talk to around the country want their leaders to come out and fight for them.

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#4. My politics just kind of developed over time as a reaction.

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#5. I've been in radio, God, twenty years. I started as a stand-up comedian. I wanted to be Carol Burnett when I was growing up. Radio was just kind of an accident. I did morning radio in my hometown of Buffalo, then went to Rochester, then Chicago, and then New York.

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#6. Is it possible that more black people hate the President than are actually alive?

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#7. I was actually abandoned by wolves and then raised by Republicans.

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#8. It's great to have someone to bounce off of.

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#9. I auditioned for 'Cats' - I didn't sing but I was able to cough up a hairball.

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#10. I didn't start talk radio until '95 in L.A. The show was very successful, and they actually tried to syndicate it nationally, but I couldn't get stations. It was like, "We don't care that she's funny and she's got great ratings. She's liberal!"

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#11. You don't have to be straight. You just have to shoot straight.

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#12. Fox succeeds because it's entertaining. It's like a rightwing freak show.

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#13. There were two important lessons I learned from Dad's 1964 campaign, though they didn't sink in until many years later: 1) Things always look darkest just before it goes completely black 2) Somewhere when God shuts a door, he shuts a window too. And then you're totally fucked.

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#14. I started as a stand-up comedian. I wanted to be Carol Burnett when I was growing up.

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#15. Could you do a liberal propaganda tool that would bore the bejesus out of people? No.

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#16. I don't know how many times a phone call or e-mail starts with, "I don't agree with anything you say but you're funny as hell so I listen to your show, I love your show."

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#17. You don't have to think exactly like me. When people go, "I don't agree with everything you say," you know what, if you agree with everything anyone says, you're an idiot.

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