Quotes About Stripper

#1. I hope you can grow a third kidney, Drew," Erin says. "Because if Mathew, Jack and Steven ever need one at the same time, you're going to have to hand them over."
( ... )
"Book Jack a table at Scores this weekend. One me"
Nothing says thank you like a prepaid stripper.

Emma Chase

#2. He wanted to wear sweatpants, because "they tear easier." I asked him if he wanted me to get him some male stripper jeans so he could avoid looking like a Russian gangster from pre-Shift movies, after which he got all offended and put on a pair of regular jeans instead.

Ilona Andrews

#3. You know that girl who sat at lunch with us today, Brittani Monroe?"
"Yep."
"What do you think about her?"
"She's a slut with a stripper name.

Alison G. Bailey

#4. One girl who stands out was this Miami stripper. She still lives with her mother and father, and they know she strips. They call her by her stripper name, Freaky Red.

Method Man

#5. Rachel looked annoyed. "Do you think he's embarrassed by us?"
"More likely he's embarrassed by her," said Gabriel. "She's probably a stripper."
"Professors in glass houses shouldn't throw stones." Rachel glared at her brother and stormed out.

Sylvain Reynard

#6. Six months earlier, my ice breaker concerned a stripper who became a quadriplegic and eventually had her vagina eaten away by bedsores, not the easiest thing to wrangle into a conversation. But if I could pull that off, I figured that a burning mouse should pose no problem.

David Sedaris

#7. Rule one when you're working as a stripper, if a guy comes in with a lady, always make eye contact with her before you approach the man she's with.

C.M. Stunich

#8. And vampires never sparkle unless they just ate a stripper.

James R Tuck

#9. Well, if it's as easy as catching my future from a blood relative, then I guess I'm due to be a drunk, pregnant, dropout stripper any day now.

A.S. King

#10. Parties that ended with stabbing weren't part of the long term plan. Neither was being tied to a man in prison, working as a stripper, or worrying about whether or not I was safe without a goddamned brand across my back like a fucking cow.

Joanna Wylde

#11. Did you know Kyle's back?"
"Yes, we saw him earlier, why my panties just dropped at the sight of him. I simply have to get him into my bed faster than a stripper looses her inhibitions.

R.S. Burnett

#12. People think that I changed my name. I could've been an actress, a superhero, or a stripper.

January Jones

#13. Joey looked confused and horrified, like a stripper bursting out of a cake only to realize she's been accidentally delivered to a baby shower.

Justin Halpern

#14. Where is Barbie?"
The female shifter snickered and choked it off.
"Is there a stripper pole?

Ilona Andrews

#15. I had seen this exact same expression and movement before - where? In the future I would come to know that look as the beginning of the end of love - the death of a man's trying. It read as Haughty Fatigue. Like the name of a stripper.

Lorrie Moore

#16. There's sort of a progression going back to the fifties: Bubbles, Boom Boom, and Blaze begat Bambi, Candy, and Jewel, who begat Sunshine, Brandy, and Cinnamon, who begat Amber, Brittany, and Brie, who begat Reagan, Morgan, and Madison. Madison is a stripper name.

Christopher Moore

#17. ... The shocking thing about any stripper gathering, I discovered, was that you have never heard women talk so fast and so explicitly about money in all your life. They make the guys on the trading floor on Wall Street look like a bunch of pansies.

Susie Bright

#18. Jesus, Ally, you're living with a stripper?"
"She decided not to do it. She got a job at Hooters instead."
"Oh, well, in that case, I feel much better," he says sarcastically.

Lauren Barnholdt

#19. She tucked a five-dollar bill into my dress strap - like I was a stripper!

Dia Reeves

#20. There are also the people too bizarre to ignore, like Kyle Simpson. Future male stripper.

Jay Asher

#21. The sun rose like a stripper, keeping its glory well covered by cloud till it seemed there'd be no show at all.

Clive Barker

#22. I like stripper shoes. I like being tall because I'm claustrophobic.

Jessie J.

#23. I would have made a lousy stripper. I'm just not very comfortable exposing myself.

Robin Wright

#24. Fill in?" she demanded. "For the weekend?" She winced as if each of these words were causing her pain. "I am afraid we do not handle that sort of thing." By that she implied that I had requested a stripper straight from the Casbah. So

Rhys Bowen

#25. Together we kept that machine greased like a stripper in a plastic pool full of baby oil.

Jamie McGuire

#26. Blaze? What kind of name is that? It sounds like a male stripper.

J.L. Weil

#27. $16 billion in complex securities whose value ultimately turned on the ability of a Las Vegas stripper with five investment properties, or a Mexican strawberry picker with a single $750,000 home, to make rapidly rising interest payments.

Michael Lewis

#28. He planned to stick to her like pasties on a stripper.

Gena Showalter

#29. I need the money, the security, because I might not have the blanket of support and love I have now forever. It could all end, and then I'll find myself at rock bottom, a strung-out stripper like my mother.
I can't let that happen.
I won't let that happen.

Toni Aleo

#30. I can't find a goddamn fucking job and I'm too fat to be a stripper, I said as I polished off a stale croissant.

Lena Dunham

#31. I don't remember agreeing to send you an honest stripper. Just a willing one.
(Cash)

M. Leighton

#32. Well, she's either Jackie or . . . hey, how about Stormy? Like some North Hollywood stripper?

H.W. "Buzz" Bernard

#33. No one expects an eighty-five-year-old Navy SEAL stripper. No one. And that was the beauty of George.

Penny Reid

#34. One can't mount a stripper pole wearing a metal diving suit.

Mary Karr

#35. Yes, it's me, your PA, now your stripper for the evening. How do you do?

Kate Meader

#36. I've got all these great broads in me, all these character women. I was playing a torn-down stripper at twenty-five on Broadway, and now I fit the shoes.

Faith Prince

#37. I've decided," he said, now focusing on the other breast, "that tomorrow is a no-clothes day. From now on, every Sunday is Stripper Sunday. The only thing you can wear are stilettos.

Lisa Edward

#38. She was no stripper with a heart of gold, that was for sure. A heart of steel, more like.

Shannon Celebi

#39. I did everything, I used to be a drag queen, I used to be a stripper.

DeObia Oparei

#40. Modesty is a learned adaptation. It's stuck on like decals. As soon as life slams a modest person against the wall, that modesty will fall off faster than a G-string will fall off a stripper.

Maya Angelou

#41. Consider me your candy stripper ... I mean striper.

Simone Elkeles

#42. Quin's smile was open and innocent and as fake as the tits on a stripper.

Amy Fecteau

#43. Next time, I'll get a male stripper. All parties should be equal opportunity hard-ons. What do you like? Cops? Firemen?

Ashlan Thomas

#44. What do you mean? We have it, we raise it, we send it to school, keep it from getting eaten by wolves or becoming a stripper, and we're good.

Jay Crownover

#45. I realize Jubilee is a bit of a stripper name. You probably think I have heard the call of the pole.

Maureen Johnson

#46. Where did you get that dress?
I stole it from a homeless person," I say straight-faced. "She was lying right beside the stripper that gave you yours.

M. Leighton

#47. People expect me to be with some stripper ... That's just the kind of woman I work with.

Luther Campbell

#48. Daddy is jive talking
and showering the stripper
Mommy is sleepwalking
while changing baby's diaper

Casey Renee Kiser

#49. She was wearing a black pantsuit with a pale pink turtleneck underneath, a painfully aspirational look for a stripper.

Gillian Flynn

#50. Sometimes, when I'm alone, I put on six inch heels and wear nothing else and dance around in front of the mirror and do my little stripper dance.

Tori Spelling

#51. He started with his shirt. Inside he was laughing at himself as he undid each button. Chris Welsh, male stripper. But the look in her eyes made him feel like the most potent, desired man on the planet.

Ellen Connor

#52. Kyle dumped me for some stripper whore who shops at Wet Seal.

Diablo Cody

#53. But damn it, if he could be nonchalant about a woman rubbing herself against his giant erection like it was a stripper's pole, then so could she.

Amy Andrews

#54. It took a lot to render me silent, like learning my grandma had been a stripper in her youth, and that all male Werewolves were hung like horses ... but this was horrific.

Robyn Peterman

#55. Jesus H. Christ on a stripper pole!

Scott Blagden

#56. Next thing I know, my legs are slipping down the pole, and I'm all like 'Man down!' or at least 'Stripper down!

J. Lynn

#57. Where is Wilkins, anyway?" Cameron asked.
"In the living room, being accosted by eighteen women who think he's a stripper. I thought it was best to duck in here."
"So much for never leaving a man behind."
"If he starts screaming, I'll lay down a cover fire and go pull him out.

Julie James

#58. Christ! He thought we even have a male stripper. What's he going to do, throw his thong at the vampires?

Derek Gunn

#59. I think encouraging young people to twerk might be a bad thing. It's a stripper's move. If I had a daughter of nine, I wouldn't want her twerking.

Ed Sheeran

#60. I told him if he pulled my tuition I would gladly get a job as a stripper to pay my way through med school, and he hadn't liked it one bit.

Jay Crownover

#61. So ... you're an assassin?" Dave asked incredulously.
"Why do I feel like you'd have used the same tone if I'd just confessed to being a stripper?" I demanded.
"Sorry," he said quickly. "I'm just surprised, is all.

Jennifer Rardin

#62. My last girlfriend was a Showgirl - But we eventually broke up because she wouldn't Tell me anything. Now I'm dating a girl who looks exactly like my grandma, only my girl older.
-James Lee Schmidt and Jarod Kintz

James Lee Schmidt

#63. Only one day at public school and the bitches already made your locker rain?" she laughs. "Impressive.

Colleen Hoover