Top 72 Lauren Barnholdt Quotes

#1. People come and go, in and out of each other's lives like it's nothing. So I don't know how/why this should be a big deal.

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#2. You are definitely not a slut," Jasmine says, putting her arms around her. "Having sex with a guy you like does not make you a slut. Now if you start having sex with every guy you like, then we'll reclassify you according to level of skankiness.

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#3. Everything I have is dirty, but I'm sure I can figure something. Maybe I can make a dress out of a garbage bag. Lady Gaga wore that meat dress to the VMA's, so I should be able to dress in a garbage bag. I'll get black ones, to symbolize my current state of mind. Like performance art of something.

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#4. It's wrecked, our relationship is smashed, and we don't have to pretend anymore.

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#5. Sebastian notices the girl too, so he opens up his binder to a fresh sheet of paper, then takes out a pen and writes, I still really miss you.

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#6. Hannah. He looks at me, the same way he looked at me last night in the diner, with longing and sadness, and it's like everything I'm feeling I can see in his eyes. I want to kiss him so bad it hurts, but I know I can't. So instead, I tear my gaze from his and look down at the ground.

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#7. You don't know what you're talking about," he says. "And you shouldn't talk about things you know nothing about.

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#8. Sometimes people do things that are complicated. For complicated reasons.

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#9. I traded being heartbroken over one guys for being completely heartbroken over another. And I didn't even get to have any fun in between. No relationship, no sex, not even a good makeout session.

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#10. But now I'm thinking that wanting to end up with a great storyteller might have been a bad idea. Because girls who can tell great stories are also great liars.

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#11. Replace the old memory with a potentially crappier new one? No thank you.

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#12. Guys will do anything they can to make you think they're with you, and then they will run off and hook up with whoever and whatever they can get their hands on.

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#13. If there's one thing I've realized, it's that you have to be honest. Even if you're scared, even if you're worried that you're going to get your heart stomped on, even if you think that the truth is going to ruin everything, you have to put it out there. Because otherwise, you're fucked.

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#14. People make mistakes.

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#15. She's the only girl who's ever broken my heart, and it's a very weird, uncomfortable feeling for me. I like to be the one doing the heartbreaking. Well, not really. No one ever likes to break someone's heart, but sometimes it has to be done.

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#16. No matter how much you tell yourself your over someone, your heart knows the truth

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#17. Fresh, fun and oh-so-romantic, WILD HEARTS had me galloping through the pages. I absolutely loved it.

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#18. When people start liking people, that's when someone has the ability to get hurt.

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#19. I am freaked out, Jace. I'm freaked out because for some reason, I can't stop thinking about you. I can't stop thinking about how it feels to kiss you, about how happy I was when we were going to be together, about how even though I feel like I should hate you, my heart knows that I don't.

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#20. You can do this. You are invincible; nothing can rattle you. You have nerves of steel; you are a confident, strong woman; you-

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#21. The firs day of high school is bullshit anyways. It's supposed to be about new beginnings, but really all it does is wreck your life. And set you up for failure. And make you realize everything is completely and totally fucked.

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#22. Who ends up with their first real boyfriend? Yeah, no one.
- Courtney

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#23. When I got to the house about an hour ago, James took one look at me and said, "Damn, girl, your parents put out some good product." I think it was a compliment, but I'm not quite sure.

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#24. Honey mustard is obviously not good for my mental state.

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#25. I mean, scamming on guys on the Internet? I thought that was only for forty-year-old divorcees who Photoshop their pictures in an effort to appear younger and thinner.

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#26. In my mind, I still think of him as being a cheater. Otherwise he just met some girl he liked better, and it's not as dramatic.

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#27. You want people to take it seriously, but most people are still going to act like it's just some dumb thing you're doing and ask you about it in the way people do when they don't think you're ever going to finish what you started.

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#28. Because the truth is, I wouldn't care if she lied to me, except for the fact that I love her. And once you love someone, you can't really put up with them lying to you. It just doesn't work. It makes things into a big mess.

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#29. Manipulating situations is one thing, but lying is another. My theory (especially with girls) is that if you don't lie, you can't be held responsible for anything bad that goes down.

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#30. And Hannah?" he says. "Don't beat yourself up too much. You know, about the whole Noah thing. Sometimes it happens.

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#31. You have to give respect to get respect.

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#32. Look, do you want to come in? Because for someone who's not talking to me, you certainly seem to have a lot to say.

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#33. I do it because I can.

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#34. ThisI'm so over him. This is me, being over him. La,la,la.

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#35. Usually the hard stuff you're forced to do makes you learn a lot.

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#36. Jesus. Who does he think he is? He's always out partying and drinking with his friends. I do it once and all of a sudden I'm a candidate for AA.

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#37. The thing about me and books is that whichever one I'm reading always reminds me of whatever's happening in my life during that time.

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#38. I look around for someplace to sit, but of course there's nowhere. It's the bathroom in the math wing, not the bathroom in Blair Waldorf's house.

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#39. You're still riding home with me right? He asks Courtney watching me at the corner of his eye. What's with this guy? he looks like he's about one second from taking a baseballbat to my knees. Or wanting to. I wonder if this is how serial killers start out. Wasn't Unabomber really goos at math?

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#40. Sizeism = like racism, only against people who aren't a size two or four.

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#41. What if you didn't have time to draw them on one day? Or what if it rained and your eyebrows started dripping off? Hopefully her eye pencil is waterproof.

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#42. Obviously I cannot

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#43. Emotional attachments are messy. They end with broken hearts and stalking.

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#44. The thing about loving someone, is that yelling at them only feels good while you're doing it
as soon as they're gone, all you want to do is take it all back

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#45. You can't bring a duffel bag that says 'I Heart Cheese' on it, that's just offensive.

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#46. You're not eating the cheese, Frank says accusingly. And you're fucking my mom, I want to say back.

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#47. An asshole who sometimes pretends to be nice totally has the ability to suck you back in, making you think that you had him all wrong.

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#48. Something passes between us that I'm pretty sure both of us can feel, even though neither one of us says anything. It's not even any kind of attraction, even though I've been feeling that on and off all night. This is something different.
We have a secret now. A secret from Ava.

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#49. That chick is certifiably out of her fucking tree. -Isaac

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#50. The first day of school is bullshit

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#51. So what now?"
[ ... ]
"Now," he says. "We figure it out together.

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#52. the truth is, he just doesn't love me.

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#53. And that's when I realize the thing about the truth. It always comes out, no matter what you do.

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#54. I prefer to subscribe to that whole, "everything happens for a reason" theory, mostly because the alternative is too disturbing to think about.

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#55. Does he know that I called him three times and hung up right after we broke up? (I totally *67'd my number to block it, but with technology these days, you never know when someone's going to invent a way to get around that. Nothing's private anymore, you know?)

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#56. Jesus, Ally, you're living with a stripper?"
"She decided not to do it. She got a job at Hooters instead."
"Oh, well, in that case, I feel much better," he says sarcastically.

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#57. I just have a hard time with small talk. My friend Jocelyn says I'm too quiet. But I'm really not quiet. I just tend to come across that way to new people because I don't like to talk first. What if the other person doesn't want to be bothered?

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#58. She wrinkles up her nose. "It's ten o'clock in the morning."
"So? It's never too early for chocolate.

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#59. You should never start thinking about 'what might have been,' and you should also never start thinking about another boy when you're heartbroken over someone else.

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#60. Oh, geez." Noah feigns that I've shot an arrow into his cchcest and falls on the ground. "You're killing mme, Hannah, you're killllllinnngg mmmmee.

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#61. Maybe it's our bodies' way of telling us we were meant to be. Or maybe I, like, cuddle raped him or something.

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#62. I put my own feelings before what was right for you, for us. And I shouldn't have done that. Seriously, I fucked it all up.

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#63. I'm too quiet. But I'm really not quiet. I just tend to come across that way to new people because I don't like to talk first.

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#64. No, you're not, Marissa says. You were just the victim of the blatant misogynistic and ridiculous hierarchy that is high school in contemporary society. You have to take the power back.

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#65. You have to gooo," Lacey says.
"She doesn't have to," Noah says. "If she can't handle it, she can't handle it.

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#66. I hate that about guys. At least girls have the decency to be fake and pretend everything's okay when shit gets weird. Whenever guys get upset, they get all angry and scary

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#67. I stare at him in awe. "That was an amazing amount of distillation."
"Yeah, well, I'm an amazing distiller.

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#68. It might be a little bit crazy, even. Like, for real crazy. Not just 'oh isn't that charming and endearing' crazy but 'wow that might be a deep-seated psychological issue' crazy.

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#69. Jordan, Attached, please find a copy of the schedule for our trip. Best Courtney.
I was really proud of it. The email i mean. Because it was so short and cold.Of course, it took me and my friend Jocelyn about two hours to come up with the perfect wording, but Jordan doesn't know that.

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#70. When someone tells you who they are, you need to believe them.

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#71. a road trip with her ex? danger ahead...

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#72. Everyone knows that you should never wreck your life for a boy, and especially not one that you meet while you're in high school.

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