Top 100 Quotes About Stinks
#1. The world is a bad place. There are many wonderful people, but on the whole, humanity basically stinks.
Dennis Prager
#2. See, justice is a joke in this country, and it stinks of its hypocricy.
H. Rap Brown
#3. If something stinks, I say it stinks. But I try to massage it a little and not be as cutting, come behind it with a joke: Hey, I cut you deep, but now let me put a couple of stitches in you.
Wanda Sykes
#4. Evil stinks and it doesn't disappear just because you want it to. You can still smell it with your eyes closed.
Dan Groat
#5. I smell you off him, she screamed, he stinks of bitch.
Samuel Beckett
#6. If you write in the paper 'Lee stinks,' that's not going to affect me. I'll just laugh. And if you write 'Derrek Lee is the best player in the league,' that won't affect me either. I'll laugh.
Derrek Lee
#7. There's always a sense of pride you take out on the field to play your best every night. Sometimes your best stinks.
Clint Hurdle
#8. Nothing is uglier than the sinner, nothing so leprous or fetid; the scar of his crimes is still raw, and he stinks like the cave of Hell.
Prudentius
#9. Tough break-up? Trash stinks, which is why you toss it.
Donna Lynn Hope
#11. Good weather all the week, but come the weekend the weather stinks. When the weather is too hot they complain, too cold they complain, and when it's just right, they're watching TV.
Rita Rudner
#12. Your attitude is like the aroma of your heart. If your attitude stinks, it means your heart's not right.
Alex Kendrick
#13. God, it stinks," I said, hand over my nose as he pulled me into a long step. Al strode forward, head high. "It's the stench of bureaucracy, my itchy-witch, and why I chose to go into human resources when but a wee lad.
Kim Harrison
#14. With directing, you have to wake up early, which stinks, but you get to hang out with the crew, you're laughing, you're active, and you're working with the actors. It's just more fun than writing. Writing is very hard.
Amy Sherman-Palladino
#15. Come in here and take notes for me." Solara didn't move.
A rustling of blankets sounded from the other room, followed by a heavy sigh. "Stay there," he grumbled. "I'll get dressed and come to you. But for future reference, anyone who stinks like a toolshed is safe from my advances.
Melissa Landers
#16. The smell by now was indescribable, a compound of burnt aging automobile stinks and the natural odors of death and blood - sweet as garbage, acrid as gasoline, the smell of a thousand rubber tires rolled in batshit and then set on fire.
Michael Chabon
#17. Oh, get off it with that. So sensitive about language. Mate, love, nest, whatever. Point is, it stinks, especially when it goes bad. I get wanting to run away.
Jackson Lanzing
#18. Life stinks, but that doesn't mean you don't enjoy it.
Dustin Hoffman
#19. In Europe and Britain they seem to be much more accepting and embracing of older bands, whereas in America if you've been out for three years, you're old, and I think that attitude stinks.
John Bush
#20. Gennia is eating and talking to Ruiz on the phone. Each time he takes a mouthful, he catches a whiff of his shirt, which stinks of failure and yesterday.
Michael Robotham
#21. The church is like Noah's ark. It stinks, but if you get out of it, you'll drown.
Shane Claiborne
#22. I never would say a player stinks. Ever. I'll tell you their team stinks, and first of all, they know their team stinks. And the fans know their team stinks.
Charles Barkley
#23. Tchaikovsky's Violin Concerto gives us for the first time the hideous notion that there can be music that stinks to the ear.
Eduard Hanslick
#24. Hulk Hogan, you are a household word but so is garbage and it stinks when it gets old too.
Jim Cornette
#25. I know my serve stinks, but I was a pretty good tennis player.
George H. W. Bush
#26. Okay, I know she thinks her little bro stinks but that sounds like she's tracking him by his stench.
Jazz Feylynn
#27. I've got some bad news for you, Larry. The sad truth is, I'd rather pull out my fingernails one by one than sleep with you." She slipped out of the low-slung car. "Your breath stinks, Lar, and let's just face it - you're a creep." She slammed the door with such force he winced visibly.
Christine Feehan
#29. Don't follow the path of writers:
the path stinks / you never get paid
drinking / sleeping tablets only make the head worse
and I'm forever getting pissy
with every-
one.
Andy Carrington
#30. My love life is like a piece of Swiss cheese; most of it's missing, and what's there stinks.
Joan Rivers
#31. People recognize certain things, like 'D' means 'this dialogue stinks.' We're dealing with shows that are written here, shot in New York and posted back here. Accurate communication is a necessity.
Dick Wolf
#32. There are no maladies in my golf game. My golf game stinks.
Jack Nicklaus
#33. And I advise ye to think well, he told her It's better to be a stray dog in this world than a man without money. I've tried it both ways, and I know. A poor man stinks, and God hates him.
Willa Cather
#34. After such mornings he returned to the show with relief. It eased him to push through the crowds of people. The noise, the rank stinks, the shouldering contact of human flesh soothed his jangled nerves.
Carson McCullers
#35. Because he stinks on the power play. He stinks. I don't know why. I wish I could put him on the power play, but every time I put him on, he stinks.
John Tortorella
#36. Yes, in baseball when the team stinks, you fire the manager. But you don't fire him because it rains. And you don't let the opposing team choose a new manager for you. And you don't fire him between innings. And replace him with a Viennese weightlifter.
Bill Maher
#37. Everything stinks till it's finished.
Dr. Seuss
#38. A failure is like fertilizer; it stinks to be sure, but it makes things grow faster in the future.
Denis Waitley
#39. Beware of privilege. It stinks of rotten rotten fish heads, many of which were lapping the shore beneath the jetties.
Ralph Steadman
#40. Coffee on an airplane always smells bad. Whenever it is served, suddenly the whole cabin stinks of it.
Jonathan Carroll
#41. I believe in trusting. Trust begets trust. Suspicion is foetid and only stinks. He who trusts has never yet lost in the world.
Mahatma Gandhi
#42. This stinks like a roadkill skunk.
Maya Banks
#43. The church is like manure. Pile it up, and it stinks up the neighborhood. Spread it out, and it enriches the world.
Luis Palau
#44. Because hypocrisy stinks in the nostrils one is likely to rate it as a more powerful agent for destruction than it is.
Rebecca West
#45. Violence stinks no matter which side of it you're on. But now and then there's nothing left to do but hit the other person over the head with a frying pan.
Tom Robbins
#46. Every job is good if you do your best and work hard. A man who works hard stinks only to the ones that have nothing to do but smell.
Laura Ingalls Wilder
#47. Fact is, famous people say fame stinks because they love it so - like a secret restaurant or holiday island they don't want the hoi polloi to get their grubby paws on.
Julie Burchill
#48. I know it might sound crazy, but I feel great now, ridiculously hopeful. Sure it stinks I missed an important part of my life,but I know I'll have more important things to do. I'm still young
Amy Rankin
#49. Something stinks here, and this time, it's not just him.
Triple H
#50. A salesman is an it that stinks to please
but whether to please itself or someone else
makes no more difference than if it sells
hate condoms education snakeoil vac
uumcleaners terror strawberries democ
ra(caveat emptor)cy superfluous hair
E. E. Cummings
#51. Sartre snickered. "Are you trying to make love to that thing, or put gas in it?" He stepped out of the car and flipped the heavy metallic switch, causing the machine to vibrate to life. Odin grunted a thank you as he squeezed the handle, "This liquid stinks.
Dylan Callens
#52. I hate brandy...it stinks of modern literature.
Harold Pinter
#53. Keep your eyes open. Make mistakes - because you will anyway - and remember that small stuff stinks but that it's also essential.
Adam Sadowsky
#54. The best young writers are convinced they need blurbs from famous writers before an editor will even read the first page of a manuscript. If this is true, then the editorial system that prevails today stinks. And let's start reforming it.
Diane Wakoski
#55. [She] was juggling a lot of crap. And sh it is incredibly difficult to juggle. No matter how hard you try, it still falls apart and slips through your fingers, and even when you're managing to keep it aloft, it still stinks.
Amy Harmon
#56. Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one and everyone thinks everyone else's stinks.
Simone Elkeles
#57. Imitation always stinks. When I take photos, I don't go back. I don't look at the past. I'm always original.
Carine Roitfeld
#58. It was reported that Anna Kournikova is coming out with her own brand of deodorant. Apparently, the ads show Kournikova holding up her deodorant and saying now only her tennis game stinks.
Conan O'Brien
#59. If your creation is taking 99% perspiration, it stinks and you need more inspiration.
Kelly Bryson
#60. But don't get caught out there looking goofy. It's weird. When you do something that stinks, it's going to last forever on the Internet. There's always someone in the audience with a camera phone and if you're not 100%, you're going to be watching yourself on YouTube.
Jamie Foxx
#61. Welcome to Chicago. This town stinks like a whorehouse at low tide.
David Mamet
#63. Cat food. It stinks a bit, but if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die.
Karl Pilkington
#64. This whole goddam house stinks of ghosts. I don't mind so much being haunted by a dead ghost, but I resent like hell being haunted by a half-dead one.
J.D. Salinger
#65. I wish everyone had the same chances," I say. "Because it stinks a big one that they don't." - Catherine
Cynthia Lord
#67. Radio stinks. The stations are making a lot of money, but they just aren't taking chances.
Irving Azoff
#68. I was born a premature birth.
My first words were "bleep, bleep" and "Curse, Curse"
My breath still stinks and I'm on my 3rd cert.
Eminem
#69. Words Kill. Humans Suck. Life Stinks. Guess What? It Will Never Change.
Danielle Smith
#70. Of all men the drunkard is the foulest. The thief when he is not stealing is like another. The extortioner does not practice in the home. The murderer when he is at home can wash his hands. But the drunkard stinks and vomits in his own bed and dissolves his organs in alcohol.
Duff McKagan
#72. Nothing stinks like a pile of unpublished writing.
Sylvia Plath
#75. No matter where I've been overseas, the food stinks, except in Italy.
Carmen Electra
#76. My nose never lies," he boasted. "I can smell defiance, I can smell pride, I can smell disobedience. I catch a whiff of any such stinks, you'll answer for it. When I sniff you, all I want to smell is fear
George R R Martin
#77. All life stinks and you must embrace that with compassion.
Joseph Campbell
#78. We have a system that works fabulously well for products. But the one we have for people stinks. This is the lesson we've got to learn - or the human future on this planet is going to be a very bleak one indeed.
Daniel Quinn
#79. It stinks of trains and that chili with the chocolate in it. Ooooh, books! he exclaimed suddenly, making a beeline for the small library. (Al)
Kim Harrison
#80. What would the world be like if people said whatever they were thinking, all the time, whenever it came to them? How long would a blind date last? About 13 seconds, I think. Oh, sorry, your rear end is too big. That's ok, your breath stinks anyway. See you later.
Jerry Seinfeld
#81. I know sage, wormwood, and hyssop, but I can't smell character unless it stinks.
Edward Dahlberg
#82. The ending is really the most important part of the movie. If the first hour and 20 minutes is terrific and the last ten minutes stinks, everybody walks out of the theatre and says: 'That was a lousy movie!'
Larry Cohen
#83. A bad attitude is like a dirty diaper, life stinks until its changed.
Orrin Woodward
#84. A show is exhausting when it stinks. It's exhausting when you have to work overtime to make something work.
Patti LuPone
#85. The swimming stinks here because there are no waves even little waves. What good is it without any ways and you never get scared or turned all over
J.D. Salinger
#86. If someone stinks, view it as a reason to help them, not a reason to avoid them.
Larry Wall
#87. Everything stinks until it's finished.
Dr. Seuss
#88. Bring a torch, if you've got one. It's as dark as hell and stinks of something far worse than cheese.
Anthony Powell
#89. Many people say "my life stinks". Well, your life will stink if you spend today thinking about tomorrow.
Joyce Meyer
#90. Pond scum stinks. And so do the Obama administration's enormous, taxpayer-funded 'investments' in politically connected biofuel companies.
Michelle Malkin
#91. People have SMS, right? It stinks. It's a dead technology, like a fax machine left over from the Seventies, sitting there as a cash cow for carriers.
Jan Koum
#92. Wealth that is stored up in gold is dead. It rots and stinks. True wealth is made every day by men getting up out of bed and going to work. By schoolchildren doing their lessons, improving their minds. Tell
Neal Stephenson
#93. I've changed my mind about it (DH) - instead of being bad, it stinks.
Sparky Anderson
#94. My cloak stinks like the dead thing it is. It hangs limp behind me. White stained with a Proctor's blood. I pull up the hood. We all do. We look like wolves. And we smell blood. The
Pierce Brown
#95. The novice-friendly software is more like a misbehaving dog: it shits on the floor, it destroys things, and stinks - the novice-friendly software embodies the opposite of what computer people have dreamed of for decades: artificial stupidity. It's more human.
Erik Naggum
#96. I like my messiness on stage, though I watch comics who come at a joke from every angle and I think, 'Yeah! That's how it's done!' But for me it's the audience. If I feel connected to them, I have so much fun, and if not, it stinks.
Sarah Silverman
#97. Piety's hard enough to take among the poor who have to practice it. A rich man's piety stinks. It's insufferable.
Archibald MacLeish
#98. I grew up in cattle country-that's why I became a vegetarian. Meat stinks, for the animals, the environment, and your health.
K.d. Lang
#99. I pushed him back with a finger. Your accent stinks. Go away until you get it right.
Kim Harrison
#100. This workshop where ideals are manufactured
it seems to me it stinks of so many lies
Friedrich Nietzsche
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