Stinks Like Quotes

#1. Come in here and take notes for me." Solara didn't move.
A rustling of blankets sounded from the other room, followed by a heavy sigh. "Stay there," he grumbled. "I'll get dressed and come to you. But for future reference, anyone who stinks like a toolshed is safe from my advances.

Melissa Landers

#2. This stinks like a roadkill skunk.

Maya Banks

#3. Welcome to Chicago. This town stinks like a whorehouse at low tide.

David Mamet

#4. Nothing stinks like a pile of unpublished writing.

Sylvia Plath

#5. My cloak stinks like the dead thing it is. It hangs limp behind me. White stained with a Proctor's blood. I pull up the hood. We all do. We look like wolves. And we smell blood. The

Pierce Brown

#6. Money is like manure. If you spread it around, it does a lot of good, but if you pile it up in one place, it stinks like hell.

Clint Murchison Jr.

#7. Nothing is uglier than the sinner, nothing so leprous or fetid; the scar of his crimes is still raw, and he stinks like the cave of Hell.

Prudentius

#8. A bad attitude is like a dirty diaper, life stinks until its changed.

Orrin Woodward

#9. Love is like a fart. It's warm, unpredictable. And sometimes it stinks, but it can also be the best feeling in the world. That's why I'm so happy that I passed you that day. I know now ... I fart you

Ryan Higa

#10. People have SMS, right? It stinks. It's a dead technology, like a fax machine left over from the Seventies, sitting there as a cash cow for carriers.

Jan Koum

#11. The novice-friendly software is more like a misbehaving dog: it shits on the floor, it destroys things, and stinks - the novice-friendly software embodies the opposite of what computer people have dreamed of for decades: artificial stupidity. It's more human.

Erik Naggum

#12. I like my messiness on stage, though I watch comics who come at a joke from every angle and I think, 'Yeah! That's how it's done!' But for me it's the audience. If I feel connected to them, I have so much fun, and if not, it stinks.

Sarah Silverman

#13. I like the music. I love it & live it in fact. But for me the business part of music just plain stinks.

Artie Shaw

#14. The most annoying person on the BBC is Russell Brand, I've actually been close up to that boy. He smells like when you mix garlic with coffee and alcohol. I'm just saying when you get close to him, he could do with a bit of Sure For Men, he stinks.

Noel Gallagher

#15. Life is like water . If we stop at a point it'll start to stink so it must be a steam which will keep moving on and will never stink ..
Feel the difference between the water that never flows it stinks and the water that never stops its fresh

Arfa Zainab

#16. Housework is like cleaning fish. No matter how often you do it, it still stinks.

Thelma Harper

#17. Life on the streets is short. People look at you in disgust, even the ones who give you alms, but this is nothing compared to the revulsion you feel for yourself. It's like being trapped in a walking corpse, a corpse that's hungry, stinks, and refuses to die.

Carlos Ruiz Zafon

#18. I did 12 years with nuns, you know. So I came out of it going, like, 'I think Jesus is all right.' The rest of it I think stinks to the high heavens.

Denis Leary

#19. Money is like manure. It stinks when you pile it; it grows when you spread it

J.R.D. Tata

#20. What would the world be like if people said whatever they were thinking, all the time, whenever it came to them? How long would a blind date last? About 13 seconds, I think. Oh, sorry, your rear end is too big. That's ok, your breath stinks anyway. See you later.

Jerry Seinfeld

#21. Of all men the drunkard is the foulest. The thief when he is not stealing is like another. The extortioner does not practice in the home. The murderer when he is at home can wash his hands. But the drunkard stinks and vomits in his own bed and dissolves his organs in alcohol.

Duff McKagan

#22. This whole goddam house stinks of ghosts. I don't mind so much being haunted by a dead ghost, but I resent like hell being haunted by a half-dead one.

J.D. Salinger

#23. Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one and everyone thinks everyone else's stinks.

Simone Elkeles

#24. Fact is, famous people say fame stinks because they love it so - like a secret restaurant or holiday island they don't want the hoi polloi to get their grubby paws on.

Julie Burchill

#25. The church is like manure. Pile it up, and it stinks up the neighborhood. Spread it out, and it enriches the world.

Luis Palau

#26. A failure is like fertilizer; it stinks to be sure, but it makes things grow faster in the future.

Denis Waitley

#27. Love is like a picnic without ants, pleasant for a while, but sooner or later something's definitely getting squashed.

Frances Winkler

#28. People recognize certain things, like 'D' means 'this dialogue stinks.' We're dealing with shows that are written here, shot in New York and posted back here. Accurate communication is a necessity.

Dick Wolf

#29. My love life is like a piece of Swiss cheese; most of it's missing, and what's there stinks.

Joan Rivers

#30. Okay, I know she thinks her little bro stinks but that sounds like she's tracking him by his stench.

Jazz Feylynn

#31. The church is like Noah's ark. It stinks, but if you get out of it, you'll drown.

Shane Claiborne

#32. Your attitude is like the aroma of your heart. If your attitude stinks, it means your heart's not right.

Alex Kendrick