Something Stinks Quotes

#1. Something stinks here, and this time, it's not just him.

Triple H

#2. If something stinks, I say it stinks. But I try to massage it a little and not be as cutting, come behind it with a joke: Hey, I cut you deep, but now let me put a couple of stitches in you.

Wanda Sykes

#3. Tchaikovsky's Violin Concerto gives us for the first time the hideous notion that there can be music that stinks to the ear.

Eduard Hanslick

#4. Men bore me;
Women abhor me;
Children floor me;
Society stinks

J.D. Salinger

#5. Hulk Hogan, you are a household word but so is garbage and it stinks when it gets old too.

Jim Cornette

#6. I know my serve stinks, but I was a pretty good tennis player.

George H. W. Bush

#7. Okay, I know she thinks her little bro stinks but that sounds like she's tracking him by his stench.

Jazz Feylynn

#8. I've got some bad news for you, Larry. The sad truth is, I'd rather pull out my fingernails one by one than sleep with you." She slipped out of the low-slung car. "Your breath stinks, Lar, and let's just face it - you're a creep." She slammed the door with such force he winced visibly.

Christine Feehan

#9. Forced worship stinks in God's nostrils

Roger Williams

#10. Don't follow the path of writers:

the path stinks / you never get paid

drinking / sleeping tablets only make the head worse

and I'm forever getting pissy
with every-
one.

Andy Carrington

#11. My love life is like a piece of Swiss cheese; most of it's missing, and what's there stinks.

Joan Rivers

#12. People recognize certain things, like 'D' means 'this dialogue stinks.' We're dealing with shows that are written here, shot in New York and posted back here. Accurate communication is a necessity.

Dick Wolf

#13. There are no maladies in my golf game. My golf game stinks.

Jack Nicklaus

#14. And I advise ye to think well, he told her It's better to be a stray dog in this world than a man without money. I've tried it both ways, and I know. A poor man stinks, and God hates him.

Willa Cather

#15. After such mornings he returned to the show with relief. It eased him to push through the crowds of people. The noise, the rank stinks, the shouldering contact of human flesh soothed his jangled nerves.

Carson McCullers

#16. Because he stinks on the power play. He stinks. I don't know why. I wish I could put him on the power play, but every time I put him on, he stinks.

John Tortorella

#17. Love is like a picnic without ants, pleasant for a while, but sooner or later something's definitely getting squashed.

Frances Winkler

#18. Yes, in baseball when the team stinks, you fire the manager. But you don't fire him because it rains. And you don't let the opposing team choose a new manager for you. And you don't fire him between innings. And replace him with a Viennese weightlifter.

Bill Maher

#19. Everything stinks till it's finished.

Dr. Seuss

#20. But don't get caught out there looking goofy. It's weird. When you do something that stinks, it's going to last forever on the Internet. There's always someone in the audience with a camera phone and if you're not 100%, you're going to be watching yourself on YouTube.

Jamie Foxx

#21. A show is exhausting when it stinks. It's exhausting when you have to work overtime to make something work.

Patti LuPone

#22. Bring a torch, if you've got one. It's as dark as hell and stinks of something far worse than cheese.

Anthony Powell

#23. I've decided something: Commercial things really do stink. As soon as it becomes commercial for a mass market it really stinks.

Andy Warhol

#24. Good weather all the week, but come the weekend the weather stinks. When the weather is too hot they complain, too cold they complain, and when it's just right, they're watching TV.

Rita Rudner

#25. The world is a bad place. There are many wonderful people, but on the whole, humanity basically stinks.

Dennis Prager

#26. The madness of Christmas is not to be resisted by any human means. It either stealthily creeps or crudely batters its way into every fastness or fortress of prudence all over the land.

Patrick Hamilton

#27. See, justice is a joke in this country, and it stinks of its hypocricy.

H. Rap Brown

#28. Evil stinks and it doesn't disappear just because you want it to. You can still smell it with your eyes closed.

Dan Groat

#29. I smell you off him, she screamed, he stinks of bitch.

Samuel Beckett

#30. If you write in the paper 'Lee stinks,' that's not going to affect me. I'll just laugh. And if you write 'Derrek Lee is the best player in the league,' that won't affect me either. I'll laugh.

Derrek Lee

#31. There's always a sense of pride you take out on the field to play your best every night. Sometimes your best stinks.

Clint Hurdle

#32. Nothing is uglier than the sinner, nothing so leprous or fetid; the scar of his crimes is still raw, and he stinks like the cave of Hell.

Prudentius

#33. Tough break-up? Trash stinks, which is why you toss it.

Donna Lynn Hope

#34. Yer timin stinks, he says.

Moira Young

#35. I never would say a player stinks. Ever. I'll tell you their team stinks, and first of all, they know their team stinks. And the fans know their team stinks.

Charles Barkley

#36. Your attitude is like the aroma of your heart. If your attitude stinks, it means your heart's not right.

Alex Kendrick

#37. God, it stinks," I said, hand over my nose as he pulled me into a long step. Al strode forward, head high. "It's the stench of bureaucracy, my itchy-witch, and why I chose to go into human resources when but a wee lad.

Kim Harrison

#38. With directing, you have to wake up early, which stinks, but you get to hang out with the crew, you're laughing, you're active, and you're working with the actors. It's just more fun than writing. Writing is very hard.

Amy Sherman-Palladino

#39. Come in here and take notes for me." Solara didn't move.
A rustling of blankets sounded from the other room, followed by a heavy sigh. "Stay there," he grumbled. "I'll get dressed and come to you. But for future reference, anyone who stinks like a toolshed is safe from my advances.

Melissa Landers

#40. The smell by now was indescribable, a compound of burnt aging automobile stinks and the natural odors of death and blood - sweet as garbage, acrid as gasoline, the smell of a thousand rubber tires rolled in batshit and then set on fire.

Michael Chabon

#41. Oh, get off it with that. So sensitive about language. Mate, love, nest, whatever. Point is, it stinks, especially when it goes bad. I get wanting to run away.

Jackson Lanzing

#42. Life stinks, but that doesn't mean you don't enjoy it.

Dustin Hoffman

#43. Gennia is eating and talking to Ruiz on the phone. Each time he takes a mouthful, he catches a whiff of his shirt, which stinks of failure and yesterday.

Michael Robotham

#44. The church is like Noah's ark. It stinks, but if you get out of it, you'll drown.

Shane Claiborne