Top 100 Quotes About Shit
#1. You don't let many people behind that wall of yours do you?"
"No I don't because basically people are shit. They have let me down over and over so now I choose them very carefully."
"You have let Yvan in," he pointed out.
"Yvan's different.
Amy Kuivalainen
#2. If she wasn't his best friend ...
There really was no point in finishing that thought. She was and it was his job as the man in her life to kick the living shit out of any asshole that hurt her.
R.L. Mathewson
#3. Before I can answer, the horde descends on him. It's scarier than a zombie apocalypse.
"Shit," he mutters.
"Oh my God, I love ketchup too!" a girl squeals at the bottle in his hand. "We have so much in common!
Miranda Kenneally
#4. I can't lie. This - me and you - scares the shit out of me."
I'd be worried if she weren't frightened. "Me too, but wouldn't you rather be scared together than
be miserable apart? Because I know that's what I'd be without you.
Georgia Cates
#5. Holy shit! That's a vampire. He's writing a vampire novel. And I thought, this is the most tired cliche that anybody could dredge up out of the genre, and he just made it jump.
Peter Straub
#6. If there is shit all around me, how can I eat my ice cream?
S. Balaram
#7. Okay, basics. The three S's: shower, shit, and shave - every man could do that in his sleep. So he did. He managed his complete morning routine in a mental and emotional coma.
Amy Lane
#8. Only a bitch of color comes to Harvard to get pregnant. White women don't do that. Asian women don't do that. Only fucking black and Latina women. Why go to all the trouble to get into Harvard just to get knocked up? You could have stayed on the block and done that shit.
Junot Diaz
#9. Someone told me - maybe it was the ugly one, unafraid to bash his own kind - that spine surgeons are weak among surgeons, that you can't really fix a back so you go in there and fuck around and bill the shit out of the insurance company and refer the patient to pain management.
Merritt Tierce
#10. It always feels better when someone understands that you're standing in a shit storm holding a broken umbrella.
Jana Deleon
#11. How the hell did people do this, this emotion-and-forgiveness thing? How did they stand these feelings? She could barely handle it and she had lovely, necessary, reason-for-living drugs to smooth over the rough spots. How did people do this shit sober?
Stacia Kane
#12. Alright, Colby. How we wanna play this? In through the skylight? Side entrance? Sneak in the back?"
"Are you kidding? Fuck all that shit. Poyo don't sneak.
John Layman
#13. But painting houses wasn't unsatisfying work. You had your good karma jobs, your decent clients. It felt pretty good when you drove away on that last day, paid in full, having restored a little color to someone's shit-brown life.
Wally Lamb
#14. they bread the chicken fingers in Cap'n Crunch cereal. Yeah. Take a moment to absorb how incredible that is, because once you do, you're going to be checking yourself and a platter of that shit into t he nearest hourly motel.
Jack Gray
#15. What they meant was that we, the young squirts, will shit in our pants the first time we get fired upon. Nonsense!
Gunther K. Koschorrek
#16. You been stickin' your shit in any hole that'll take it, so what the fuck makes Tegen any damn different?"
Cage imploded.
"BECAUSE SHE'S TEGEN!" he roared. "She's fuckin' mine!
Madeline Sheehan
#17. I want you to listen to me carefully. I don't give a shit what the council says. You're here, you're mine, and nothing they say or do will change that. Period.
Dakota Cassidy
#18. They say life is full of shit, well hell, so am I, so bring it on
J.W. Murison
#19. Oooooo ... pity. My favorite snack next to dog shit. Lucian Roman
Laura Wright
#20. Holy shit," somebody muttered in the dark.
"A virgin," sputtered another.
"I didn't know they still made them."
"He just did.
Larry Kramer
#21. Women do too much shit to impress men who can barely tell the difference.
Anna Todd
#22. Okay," I started, "perhaps at this juncture we should discuss our
relationship."
"Clue in again, Gwen, the reason our relationship is the way it is, is
so I don't ever have to waste my fuckin' time doin' stupid-ass shit
like discussing it."
Oh boy. Now I was getting really angry.
Kristen Ashley
#23. Now the son of a bitch was saying it was a fluke. Cloud nine to complete shit in ten seconds. The guy wasn't just an emotional roller coaster; he was a whole damned amusement park.
S.W. Vaughn
#25. Thirty minutes later, Rowan was still staring up at the ceiling, teeth gritted as he calmed the roaring in
his veins that was steadily shredding through his self-control.
That gods-damned nightgown.
Shit.
He was in such deep, unending shit.
Sarah J. Maas
#26. For f**k's sake, Joe. I'm not in the mood for your shit." I stop walking, crossing my arms over my chest. "Can you not judge me? Just once?
Cheryl McIntyre
#27. Rock spun his captive around and nearly shit his own heart.
Julie Ann Walker
#28. Are we just going to stand here taking pot shots at each other? Or can we focus our collective ADD on getting us off this shit hole? (Devyn)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
#29. Tell me - everything." So he did. About the hellfire, and the Wyrdhounds, and Lorcan. And then the past three days, of organizing and healing and Lysandra scaring the living shit out of everyone by shifting into a ghost leopard anytime one of Dorian's courtiers stepped out of line. When
Sarah J. Maas
#30. That's one problem I've always had: when I'm anywhere near shit creek, I have to know how far up that creek actually goes." --Hester Day
Mercedes Helnwein
#31. So we just the same, me and you? That's why you the one to shit in the pot and I'm the one to empty it?
Sue Monk Kidd
#32. made Weary sick to be ditched. When Weary was ditched, he would find somebody who was even more unpopular than himself, and he would horse around with that person for a while, pretending to be friendly. And then he would find some pretext for beating the shit out of him. It
Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
#33. My train was late, slowed by the usual Sunday engineering work. I got home in the early evening. I remember that I had a bloody good long shit.
Julian Barnes
#34. She loves that shit. Dashing hopes, killing dreams.
Kristen Ashley
#35. Most people don't have shit ... But paper and pencils are cheap, that's why I draw.
Ida Lokas
#36. it was life and death. Both you and Sawyer brought guns, but you didn't tell the rest of us." Sawyer shifted. "Shit. Combat knife, too." Riley pulled a wicked blade out of her boot. "Throwing knife." "Which only
Nora Roberts
#37. Bad attitudes are truly like four flat tyres under a sparked vehicle; You say "I want to get a hell out of here" and bad attitudes say, "sorry, we won't allow that shit"!
Israelmore Ayivor
#38. He accepted me for who I was, scabs and all. But he refused to accept that that was all I was. And when someone believes in you, goes out on a limb for you when they have no obligation to do shit - it has an impact. It made me want to look in the mirror and see the man he knew I could be. And
Emma Chase
#39. It's that wounded-poet crap, that soul-pain shit, that too-much-of-a-tortured-genius-to-wash bollocks. Brush your teeth, you little bastard. You're not fucking Byron.
Robert Galbraith
#40. One-and-twenty sorts of birds," said Ser Kyle.
"One-and-twenty sorts of bird droppings," said Ser Maynard.
"You have no poetry in your heart, ser."
"You have shit upon your shoulder.
George R R Martin
#41. None of us ever thought to write a song about all the shit that was going on back then: war, revolution, civil war, turmoil. Our songs were trying to take you someplace else.
Levon Helm
#42. Write a little. Read a little. Dick around on the internet. Post something to Pinterest or Facebook. Text a friend. Write some more. Curse it because it's shit. Write some more. Repeat.
Katrina Monroe
#43. Just because you came from shit doesn't mean you're shit. You're so much better than what you've known and I bet you'll be a fucking awesome mom
Bijou Hunter
#44. If you add up how much you read in a year on the Internet-tweets, Facebook posts, lists - you've read the equivalent of a shit ton of books, but in fact you've read no books in a year.
Trevor Noah
#45. My life was shit until a few hours ago. My heart only started beating again when I saw you walking up the stairs toward me.
Katy Regnery
#46. Writing it all down is like taking a good shit, if done right you probably feel empty afterwards.
Solange Nicole
#47. There are times when you just need to acknowledge the shit ... You just need to acknowledge it. Face the shit ... Accept the truth in it. Own it, wallow in it, become one with the shit.
Amy Harmon
#48. It follows, then, that the aesthetic ideal of the categorical agreement with being is a world in which shit is denied and everyone acts as though it did not exist. This aesthetic ideal is called kitsch.
Milan Kundera
#49. I've been staying after school getting help in trig from Laura Johnson. Shit, it's just school work. And it's fucking Laura, granny panties, Johnson! It's not like I've been secretly banging her as she whispers math problems in my ear or something.
A Meredith Walters
#50. I wanted not to give a shit that Nan was upset. She needed to grow the fuck up and realize she wasn't the only person on the planet.
Abbi Glines
#52. Sure can. But you know a white man got to go through sumpin' 'fore he could call a black man friend. White man got to see the shit an' smell it too before he could really know a black friend." Jean-Paul
Walter Mosley
#53. You'll say things all wrong but they'll at once become American ways of saying things. You won't know shit but it'll right away become an American type of ignorance. Not belonging, that's an old American tradition, see?, that's the American way.
Salman Rushdie
#54. Both battered to shit, both broken. But they were broken together now. Him, her, and their son or daughter. His very own family. And that's all that mattered. They were together, and together
Lucian Bane
#55. I am never going to get better at being a good person. I am always going to be the blood and shit of things.
John Green
#56. She, the first-born daughter of water, faced
darkness and smiled. Took mystery as her
lover and raised light as her child. Man that
shit was wild. You should have seen how
they ran. She woke up in an alley with a gun
in her hand. Tupac in lotus form, Ennis' blood
on his hands.
Saul Williams
#57. Shit, if I can teach you precalc, I can teach anybody. like maybe kids with autism.
John Green
#59. The old Ivy feared parental reaction from each tiny act of defiance. But the new Ivy says, "Fuck 'em all!" a sentiment that Rachel will surely appreciate. My new motto? Be who you are and own that shit-because only with true self-acceptance comes peace and joy.
B.L. Berry
#60. He's made of shadows - of night, Kat. You won't see him until he wants you to. Oh. Well. Shit.
Jennifer L. Armentrout
#61. This was how I would die. Strangled by an attractive, seminaked woman inside a fridge with a giant tarantula in the middle of a sea of carnivorous jam. As I blacked out, all I could think of was a fortune teller I'd spoken to a few years ago, and how full of shit she'd turned out to be.
Yahtzee Croshaw
#62. She didn't like gardening or cleaning, so she wasn't about to have 'shit that needed watering or dusting' around her place.
Jana Deleon
#63. You lucky my Benz,wasn't parked at the curb, I got shit in my trunk for bitches like you.
T. Styles
#64. I don't know what the hell is going on with me and this girl, but every single time I'm around her, it's like I lose my shit.
Melyssa Winchester
#65. Sometimes it was just better to blow shit up.
Magnus Flyte
#66. Seriously, you're so old. What did people do for dates when you were a puppy? If you club me over the head and take me to your cave, I'll be traumatized. You can't pull that shit on a girl who's half seal. We have a history.
Nicole Peeler
#67. It [the Audi] has those new wave-shaped headlights, Ove notes, presumably designed so that no one at night will be able to avoid the insight that here comes a car driven by an utter shit.
Fredrik Backman
#68. On Being Afraid to Use the Elementary School Bathrooms to Defecate
Son, you're complaining to the wrong man. I can shit anywhere, at any time. It's one of my finer qualities. Some might say my finest.
Justin Halpern
#69. Shit, who the hell am I kidding? Ronin Flynn's hands on my ass feel spectacular.
J.A. Huss
#70. Tell me, what smells like shit and screams like a girl? (Syn)
(He shot the Partini in the knee.)
That's right. You. (Syn)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
#71. You sick piece of shit," Adam says to him, his voice low, measured.
"Such unfortunate language." Warner shakes his head. "Only those who cannot express themselves intelligently would resort to such crude substitutions in vocabulary.
Tahereh Mafi
#72. Trying to change yourself is as hard as trying to change the universe. Maybe there's no difference. The fact is, shit happens none of us plan on.
Tom Spanbauer
#73. Our past is what shapes us, the scars it leaves behind mold us, and what we do with the shit that's left over is what defines us.
Gail McHugh
#74. Did you really have to put ideas in Izzy's head? she now has some ... What did she call it? Oh yeah "Trifecta of Vaginal Bliss". What the hell does that shit mean?
Harper Sloan
#75. When shit becomes valuable, the poor will be born without assholes.
Henry Miller
#76. They sell that shit to schoolkids. It's worse than that. How's that? Schoolkids buy it.
Cormac McCarthy
#78. Lots and lots of jack shit punctuated by intense moments of crazy.
Lynn Red
#79. I'm shaking my head, unable to get it through my mind that this girl is willingly mine and she's perfect and beautiful and good and, holy shit, I love her so much.
Colleen Hoover
#81. So, in the face of overwhelming odds, I'm left with only one option: I'm going to have to science the shit out of this.
Andy Weir
#82. No, but it was a close call. Brought you something."
"Turtle pee?"
Cam laughed and shook his head as he reached into his backpack. "Sorry to let you down, but no." He pulled out papers stapled together. "It's a syllabus. I know. Thrilling shit right here.
J. Lynn
#83. BDSM isn't about play, not for pleasure purists.
It's our own fucked up version of therapy. If we weren't fucked up, sick and twisted this shit wouldn't get us off.
Erica Chilson
#84. If a guy loves you, he'll buy you fucking Jamaica and walk away. He won't hold that shit over you
Dannika Dark
#85. Shit ... I don't know anything about babies. I mean, I literally know nothing. I'll be a terrible father. oh my God, I asked you to pick up that heavy box the other night. Pregnant women can't pick up heavy stuff, right? Shit! No more getting your hair done, all those toxic chemicals and shit.
Kimberly Lauren
#86. Josie thinks that the problem with being a writer is that you miss a lot of your life wondering if the things that happen to you are good enough to use in a story, and most of the time they're not and you have to make shit up anyway.
Katherine Heiny
#87. What he never counted on was me and the degree to which your mother's purity would affect you. (Menyara)
You're so full of shit, Menyara, you ought to be a cow pasture. (Nick)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
#88. What I'm sayin' is shit happens to couples. In any relationship there's ebbs and there's flows. You want that relationship to work, you put on your life jacket and ride it out.
Kristen Ashley
#89. I ... um ... started slow, a little here and there, gradually increasing ... " Holy shit! "You didn't!" Lucky ping-ponged between outrage and elation. "Yeah, I did. I switched you to decaf ... and stevia." "You are such a bastard. A card-carrying, no-holds-barred bastard.
Eden Winters
#90. I don't obsess over things that other girls care about, like clothes, movie stars, hair, painting nails, knitting or whatever shit they're into. I just want to eat a bunch of hot wings, sleep, play ball, and maybe, someday, make out with Ty.
Miranda Kenneally
#92. Here is a nice tip, safe the shit which now you are saying for later one day you will need it.
Deyth Banger
#93. Who are ye talkin' aboot?" said the voice, just at my elbow. "HOLY SHIT ON A FUCKING STICK!" I yelled, jumping as far to my left as I could, brandishing my weapon out in front of me.
Elle Casey
#95. I feel like any second you're going to figure out what a piece of shit I am and leave me.
Jamie McGuire
#96. Hey, if we're going to be plotting and shit, can we order pizza or something?" Digger asked.
"It's four in the morning," Zane said.
Digger checked his watch, nodding. "Pizza counts as breakfast, right?"
Zane looked thoroughly scandalized.
Abigail Roux
#97. Our legal department was Stuart Dogs, one of the few fully human people on our payroll. He was a Cherokee from Oklahoma with a brutal legal mind and the enviable ability to simply not worry about weird shit that didn't concern him.
Misha Burnett
#98. Bingo, motherfucker--this shit's for real.
Nevaeh Lee
#99. Holy shit. Who the fuck complains about going to Harry Potter World? Or Butter Beer? Or wands?
Angie Thomas
#100. I'm slightly distracted with how this happy little vacation on the good ship Holy Shit is going to pan out for me.
J.R. Ward
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