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#1. SEN. McCARTHY: You will teach morality, ethics, and good house-keeping to these 48 states, and to the world. By order of this committee, June Cleaver, you will be a beacon! You will sire the future and teach it what we tell you to teach it! Echo effect, echo effect, echo effect ... - Author: Benjamin R. Smith
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#2. Oh Ward, you animal. It gets me so hot and squishy when you call it intercourse. - Author: Benjamin R. Smith
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#3. Some people, when there's a threat of everything they have being ripped away at a moments notice, they place value on the things they can keep with them, or find anywhere, so they can say 'these are my things, nobody else can touch them.' - Author: Benjamin R. Smith
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#4. I built them what they wanted and I made a profit off of it. Now they call me a god ... What fools these mortals be. - Author: Benjamin R. Smith
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#5. I'm sure the 'I wouldn't fuck a murder conspirator' argument wins over many an internal affairs review board. Bring him in. It'll be in your favor. - Author: Benjamin R. Smith
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#6. Hug your nightmares. - Author: Benjamin R. Smith
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#7. Writing Vampire Erotica is like writing sex scenes for porcupines. - Author: Benjamin R. Smith
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#8. I do not believe in using infants for nefarious activities. - Author: Benjamin R. Smith
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#9. What's wrong with your father? Huh? Can't he do this? Or have you been reading Freud? WARD, have you been reading the baby Freud? - Author: Benjamin R. Smith
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#10. She felt dirty, ugly and tired. She felt like a marshmallow heading into a house fire armed with chocolate and graham crackers. - Author: Benjamin R. Smith
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#11. After a good roll in the hay, when he's all peaceful and serene and he hasn't a worry or a care in the world, and the euphoric calm of release is drifting through his cerebrum, that's when you broadside him with the cold cruel fact that his life as he knows it is over! - Author: Benjamin R. Smith
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#12. Don't you read the statistics? Guns are unisex these days. - Author: Benjamin R. Smith
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#13. You've missed the bus. Are you calling in sick again? It's the second time in two years. The boss will frown upon it. - Author: Benjamin R. Smith
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#14. Stay out of this, buddy. You're lucky I'm not booking you for that F-word you let slip. America doesn't tolerate that kind of potty-mouthing. - Author: Benjamin R. Smith
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#15. Human's aren't concerned with reality, merely their perceptions of it. - Author: Benjamin R. Smith
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#16. The Angel of Death is always a young person, or a group of young people, you'll begin seeing them left and right soon. - Author: Benjamin R. Smith
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#17. Madness doesn't get off wearing gloves. It needs to feel skin on skin, smell the blood and shit as it brings itself off. - Author: Benjamin R. Smith
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#18. At the end of the day, a choice was made and it wasn't ours. So why get all bugabooed about it? - Author: Benjamin R. Smith
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#19. It isn't easy when life tears away the one person in a million you thought you could always trust. - Author: Benjamin R. Smith
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#20. On a wing and a prayer. (After being asked how the angels make love in Milton's Paradise Lost). - Author: Benjamin R. Smith
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#21. I haven't got time for a love life and that's usually frustrating to the would-be lovers. Care to make a run for it? - Author: Benjamin R. Smith
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#22. Why the testicles are we listing sex organs? - Author: Benjamin R. Smith
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#23. When I was a kid, they had a saying, 'to err is human but to really fuck it up takes a computer.' - Author: Benjamin R. Smith
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#24. It's a big spooky place when you're in it alone. It's like you can hear all the whispers of all the voices of all the actors who ever played here. Kind of creepy. Like a church can be creepy when it's empty. You ever been in a church after hours? - Author: Benjamin R. Smith
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#25. A boy and a girl, a man and a woman, a pervert and a slut ... - Author: Benjamin R. Smith
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#26. JUNE: My mother always said, "Why should a man buy a cow when he can get the milk for free?"
WARD: I don't think your mother is very bright. - Author: Benjamin R. Smith
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#27. That's right you little fucktart, she thought. Time to eat shit and die. - Author: Benjamin R. Smith
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#28. WARD: I'll be home in time for dinner, honey.
JUNE: Alright - I'm pregnant - Have a fine day at work, dear.
WARD exits ... WARD reenters.
JUNE: Did you forget something, dear?
WARD: What did you say?
JUNE: I asked if you'd forgotten anything - - Author: Benjamin R. Smith
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#29. Nice dress," Victoria said.
"Thank you," Perpetua said. "Do you mind if I ask you a personal question?"
Victoria blinked. "Uh, what? - Author: Benjamin R. Smith
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#30. Sentiment isn't a bad thing. - Author: Benjamin R. Smith
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#31. I'm going to become a beat poet and a lesbian! - Author: Benjamin R. Smith
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