Top 100 Quotes About Married
#1. Better be a desperate single with many options than a desperate married with no option.
Amen Muffler
#2. The most we can hope for is strong marriages. Married women vote Republican; single women vote Democratic.
Ann Coulter
#3. I didn't marry to have children. I married to have a relationship, and I was blessed with one child. I was an only child, too - my mother was smarter than most women today; she just had me.
Carmen Dell'Orefice
#4. Oh, I've had terrible, terrible relationships! The fact that I ever got happily married to a great, normal man is kind of a miracle.
Caroline Leavitt
#5. I'm very comfortable being married to an extremely strong, opinionated, and driven woman. But I also sit at the head of the table. I have both of those sides to me.
Kevin Bacon
#6. I don't think it's fair - you get married, you give your wife a wedding ring. I think you should give her a mood ring. Oh, it may sound crass, but just check the color when you come home. 'Hi honey. Infernal red? Oh boy, I ain't getting laid, and I gotta cut the lawn, I know it.'
Adam Ferrara
#7. She had never been able to stand her husband, though not for one minute in their married life had she permitted this to make her unhappy. Only people who are fond of somebody can ever be unhappy, she had told her daughter before her wedding.
Anna Seghers
#8. Why did we get married? What is the point of it? What are the rules involved?
Matt Haig
#9. A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
#10. The thief's widow had turned him, before she married him, into a thief of a stupid and terrible kind, because she had made him rob himself.
Salman Rushdie
#11. Oh, I simply can't think. When I really want to depress myself, I think of all the brilliant men I know, married to their stupid wives. Enough to break your heart, it really is
Doris Lessing
#12. Get kidnapped once, and you're branded for life." "You came home married, crowned, with a DayGlo prehistoric cat and two Unseelie guardians.
Hailey Edwards
#13. In the past I had to deal with issues that hit me as a younger man. As a man who wasn't married who didn't really have the experience that I have now. Today I'm a different guy.
Nas
#14. 'SNL' is really hard to do when you're single and living alone. And then it's pretty tough when you're married, because you don't see your spouse.
Bill Hader
#15. My husband and I have been involved with foster youth since our early 20s. Right out of college and not yet married, we spent weekends mentoring a family of young girls.
Vanessa Diffenbaugh
#16. You know, I can't wait for her to gets married because hell is made of fire and she said it would be frozen before she gots married again." ~ Anna Kate
J.T. Cheyanne
#17. I didn't want to get married, and I didn't want kids - I knew I wanted to act.
Kim Cattrall
#18. Did you tell her it was just until all was safe, or did you promise her forever?" Victoria shook her head. "Sounds to me like you've got some proposing to do before you're really a married man. Maybe a few days alone will loosen your tongue and make that knee of your bend easier.
Jodi Thomas
#19. The average Hollywood film star's ambition is to be admired by an American, courted by an Italian, married to an Englishman and have a French boyfriend.
Katharine Hepburn
#20. Troy was a sweet, good man. We just were never destined to be married. We just didn't have the same values. But I'm not bitter. He taught me how to laugh.
Suzanne Pleshette
#21. I've been married to the same man for all this time. The way we fight sometimes, you can tell.
Loretta Lynn
#22. Every happily married person I interviewed on my trip was grateful for his or her spouse, thanking God daily for one another.
Fawn Weaver
#23. I had a career and I came to motherhood late and am not married and have never had such a trusting relationship with a man - and trust is where the real power of love comes from.
Diane Keaton
#24. Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
#25. And to us, we're more married than any piece of paper or big party could make us.
Suzanne Collins
#26. I've met men who have been married 19, 20 years, and all of a sudden the wife decides one day she needs to find herself.
Malcolm-Jamal Warner
#27. She said, "'Ye can we get married at the mall?"
I said, "Look, you need to crawl 'fore you ball
Come and meet me in the bathroom stall
And show me why you deserve to have it all"
Kanye West
#28. I would have worked no matter what. I was born and raised that way. It occurred to me to be married second.
Amy Pascal
#29. We were happily married for eight months. Unfortunately, we were married for four and a half years.
Nick Faldo
#30. When Hillel died, it was during one of the happiest times of my life. I was married and completely in love and had a baby on the way.
Flea
#31. Did you have me checked out?"
"Background check in three different countries." ...
"Find anything you didn't like?"
I shrug. "You married my first love, I already didn't like you.
Tarryn Fisher
#32. If you don't have a father, you don't miss it, because you don't know what it is. It was really only when I married Wyatt Cooper that I understood what it was like to have a father, because he was just an extraordinary father.
Gloria Vanderbilt
#33. You know who should watch out?" Imogene lowered her voice to a conspiratorial whisper.
"Gavin's brothers. Mmm-hmm. Now that Gavin is tying the knot, Carolyn has a bee in her bonnet about getting all her other boys married off.
Sara Humphreys
#34. [The married woman is] is a bonded slave, who takes her master's name, her master's bread, and serves her master's passion; [and] who passes through the ordeal of pregnancy and the throes of travail at his dictation.
Voltairine De Cleyre
#36. Anybody who's been married to a man for forty odd years knows he's all talk.
Michael Parkinson
#37. When you've married someone who's been at war, there is nothing you can do that compares to that level of selflessness and bravery.
John Oliver
#38. before I was married I didn't care what bills I put my name to, and so long as Moses would wait or Levy would renew for three months, I kept on never minding. But since I'm married, except renewing, of course, I give you my honour I've not touched a bit of stamped paper.
William Makepeace Thackeray
#39. True love that lasts forever ... yes, I do believe in it. My parents have been married for 40 years and my grandparents were married for 70 years. I come from a long line of true loves.
Zooey Deschanel
#40. Don't get married in a house where there is no toilet.
Jairam Ramesh
#41. As you become older, you become less judgmental and take offense less. But marriage is hard work; the illusion that you get married and live happily ever after is absolute rubbish.
Julie Andrews
#42. I firmly believe in marriage. It's a real important decision that takes a lot of dedication and time. If you're thinking about divorce. You shouldn't get married.
Seth Green
#43. I don't really have a relationship with the guitar; it's like my slutty lover, whereas I'm married to the piano
Rufus Wainwright
#44. When we got married, we agreed on a boy for me, and a girl for you. Mine's upstairs sleeping. Good luck with yours!
George Lopez
#45. When daisies pied and violets blue And lady-smocks all silver-white And cuckoo-buds of yellow hue Do paint the meadows with delight, The cuckoo then, on every tree, Mocks married men; for thus sings he, Cuckoo; Cuckoo, cuckoo; O, word of fear, Unpleasing to a married ear.
William Shakespeare
#46. Even when I was a grown woman, he [Father] would leave me on the edge of hysteria in all our arguments: though I married and lived as far as I could spiritually from Bridgeport, he reduced me in a matter of hours to a wriggling child, pleading to go free.
Maureen Howard
#47. Obviously I've had great experiences with people I've worked with on films - I've married half of them! I should come with a warning sign that says, 'Don't worry, I'm not going to try to marry you. I'm done.'
Kate Beckinsale
#48. When she would walk, it was like rhythm. The guys' heads would bounce, but I wouldn't look because I was married.
Angelo Dundee
#49. Dear Mal, I haven't heard from you, so I assume you've met and married a volcra and that you're living comfortably on the Shadow Fold, where you have neither light nor paper to write. Or, possibly, your new bride ate both your hands.
Leigh Bardugo
#50. That's the weird thing about not being married - you can't get regular kissing; you can't be guaranteed of it, and that's a great shame.
Dawn French
#51. I don't have that 'OMG, I gotta get married' thing! If it happens, it happens, but it's never been like, 'Oooo, I need to do that!'
Tyra Banks
#52. When Princess Diana got married, I was a very little kid, I think. I remember her dress, and I found the dress amazing when I was a kid.
Olivier Theyskens
#53. I mean, I'm married first of all to one of, if not the most wonderful women in the world. She is everything - funny, attractive, hard-working, she has integrity, she loves me to bits.
Seal
#54. I don't think I'll get married again. I'm not looking for it. What I can say about my divorce and my failed engagement is that I learned where my bar is.
Jill Scott
#55. Billy Joel was on the radio, singing, "I love you just the way you are." Big talk, Myron mused, when you've been married to Christie Brinkley.
Harlan Coben
#57. I hated L.A. for a long time, and I wanted to leave it. I had these fantasies of going to 'SNL' and falling in love with some writer on 'SNL,' of getting married and living in New York.
Mindy Kaling
#58. But my mother and father were married when my mom was 20 and my dad was 24.
Rachael Leigh Cook
#59. Private Bi Prudie advises a woman married to a man on whether she should tell people she's bisexual.
Anonymous
#60. How could Triple H EVER be mad, how could he EVER have a bad day? How would you like to be married to her?! Wake up in a wonderful mood every morning. I mean, look at that!
Jerry Lawler
#61. I am loathe to get married again. I've been married enough; I just prefer to forget it.
Hattie McDaniel
#62. Best of all, she waits outside the dressing room while I'm changing. Girlfriends don't do this but wives do, and if there is any better reason to get married than to have someone to hold your hand in a clothing store, I don't know what it is.
Charlie Close
#63. When a peasant has a baby girl, the family puts up a vegetable every year and gives the jars to her when she's married. This
Mark Kurlansky
#64. Satisfaction rang in MacPhee's voice.Before God an' these witnesses I declare ye to be married persons. Whom God hath joined let no man put asunder. That will be eighty-two pounds, three crowns, an' one shilling.
Lisa Kleypas
#65. Up until then I had lived for myself or at least inside of myself. I had gotten married without imagining that my wife was anything more than a comrade, without realizing precisely that because of our union my life could be changed.
Andre Gide
#66. I've definitely had a few moments in my life where I've seen somebody and it's blown me away at first sight, but I guess of those few scenarios, none of them have been like ... I'm not married.
Adam Young
#67. I have a terrible memory of my own past. I can barely remember my childhood. I have few memories from college and law school - though once I got married, I got the advantage of being able to consult my husband's memory.
Gretchen Rubin
#68. In the Western Church to which I belong, priests cannot be married as in the Byzantine, Ukrainian, Russian or Greek Catholic Churches. In those churches, the priests can be married, but the bishops have to be celibate. They are very good priests.
Pope Francis
#69. As marriage goes, I think most people sort of set being - you know getting married as the goal as opposed to being married.
Ashton Kutcher
#70. All right, so call me Miss Cliche of 1960, but the thing about the married ones that always spooks me is how sweet and attentive they are at first, when they're on the prowl.
S.J Perelman
#71. I'm very old-fashioned. I believe that people should stay married for life, like pigeons and Catholics.
Woody Allen
#72. Authors change publishers because it's like being married for a long time and suddenly you want to go out and have a wild affair! No, not seriously, sometimes the deal is more interesting with a new publisher, and other times they have more enthusiasm for your books.
Jackie Collins
#73. Men succeed. Women get married.
Men fail. Women get married.
Men enter monasteries. Women get married.
Men start wars. Women get married.
Men stop them. Women get married.
Joanna Russ
#74. I got married quite early. And then I had a son. I had a family. And this may be hard to believe, but I am a complete family kinda girl.
Malaika Arora Khan
#75. Once she had said to him that what they had was grace. Even now, married properly, rank bestowed, it still was. And always would be
Anne Leonard
#76. My audience are the same people who bought my albums years ago. These people are now married, with their own homes, their own families. If I'm in concert, I get people now who bring their kids.
Helen Reddy
#78. You get married to have an ally against your family, and now I'm heading into the trenches alone.
Jonathan Tropper
#79. How strange it all was. Wouldn't it be a lot less messy if everyone just stayed with the people they married in the first place?
Liane Moriarty
#80. It is really rare to find someone you really, really love and that you want to spend your life with and all that stuff that goes along with being married. I am one of those lucky people. And I think she feels that way too. So the romantic stuff is easy because you want them to be happy.
Harry Connick Jr.
#81. Work and wine, maintaining sanity for unhappily married women everywhere.
Claire Contreras
#82. A married woman has the same right to control her own body as does an unmarried woman.
Sol Wachtler
#83. My maternal grandmother, Penelope, was a very big figure in my life. She was a child of the Raj, born in India, a debutante who hobnobbed with royals, then married a Canadian, Bill Aitken, who became MP for Bury St Edmunds.
Jack Davenport
#84. I was never a girl who thought about getting married. Being in a relationship wasn't my priority.
Susan Downey
#85. Jeff: Are you married?
Bubba J.: Yep.
Jeff: Your wife pretty?
Bubba J.: Ye... no!
Jeff: What's the difference?
Bubba J.: The light.
Jeff Dunham
#86. Take heed of a person marked, and a Widdow thrice married.
[Take heed of a person marked, and a widow thrice married.]
George Herbert
#87. The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.
P. J. O'Rourke
#88. Make no mistake: I love women. I'm married to one, I was birthed by one, and I played one in my high school production of 'Romeo and Juliet.' No one else could fit into the bodice.
Stephen Colbert
#89. When the passion of the mystic for God is married to the passion of the activist for justice, a new fire is born.
Andrew Harvey
#90. I've been a tomboy my whole life. But then you get older, you get married, you soften up.
Mary J. Blige
#91. 'The Simpsons' was about children and married parents; 'Futurama' is about people in between; they're growing up and haven't settled down. Every other cartoon show seemed to be, you know, dumb dad, bratty kids.
Matt Groening
#92. I was married a lot, but I didn't stay married very long because I didn't seem to be able to choose somebody that was a stable man.
Georgia Holt
#93. A married woman has the same natural right to acquire and hold property, and to make all contracts that she is mentally competent to make reasonably, as has a married man, or any other man.
Lysander Spooner
#94. People don't get married just to have sex with each other. Not in the last 100 years or so. Even in England.
Ros Clarke
#95. If it looks like a cat, walks like a cat, and has whiskers like a cat, it's probably a damn cat. But if it eats your groceries, messes up your kitchen, and makes you want to rip out your hair by the roots, you either married it or gave birth to it
Lois Greiman
#97. I remember when all you ever talked about was finding a guy and getting married. You'd hog the TV, watching those sappy chick flicks
"
"Then I grew up and learned why they always end the movie after the guy and girl get together. That's when everything falls apart.
Cindi Madsen
#98. Lou should have never married that dumb lady. She was drunk." This
Cathy Byrd
#99. Mrs. Jennings was a widow, with an ample jointure. She had only two daughters, both of whom she had lived to see respectably married, and she had now therefore nothing to do but to marry all the rest of the world.
Jane Austen
#100. Thank God I found my Chinaman in time. It's like being married to your little finger, but he's all mine.
Gabriel Garcia Marquez
