Top 96 Quotes About Cupcakes
#1. I love you like I love cupcakes.
J. Lynn
#2. But growing up hadn't been all cupcakes and parties, and he could remember wishing for a different life.
Nicholas Sparks
#3. Hey! Don't laugh at me for that cupcake thing. I enjoy cupcakes, therefore EVERYONE should enjoy cupcakes.
Ray Toro
#4. Where was my inner plucky heroine? Probably having cupcakes with my inner child and my inner diva. I had a feeling they did that a lot.
Elizabeth A. Reeves
#5. It would be a den for overgrown children looking for an indulgence, something nostalgic, something simultaneously luxurious and youthful. Much like a pharmaceutical drug or being in love, Annie's cupcakes would make you feel better.
Meg Donohue
#6. Max, honey, do that again and I promise you won't get any cupcakes for a year." I gasp. She wouldn't! But the look on her face says she would. I sink back into my chair. "Holy shit, you're mean when you're breeding.
Belle Aurora
#7. I know, it's an unusual mix, punk and cupcakes, but it works for me.
L. H. Cosway
#8. We can make little cupcakes together. You can be my plus-one. Or it can just be me and you. But you and me is not negotiable. I kind of need you, cupcake. Have ever since I met you." I
Tammy Falkner
#9. The most important part about bliss is understanding that tapping into your bliss is not about living in a world that is made up of rainbows, glitter, and unicorns that shit cupcakes.
Veronica N. Cuyugan
#10. Another one of my mystery skills I can't seem to remember. I really hope cooking is on that list, because I'd like to be able to make cupcakes without turning them into cement.
Courtney Allison Moulton
#11. The only thing I like better than Tenley's cupcakes with buttercream icing is Tenley decorated with buttercream icing.
Helena Hunting
#12. Juniper . . . pets . . . cupcakes. How can one even put those two things in the same . . . It doesn't matter.
Daniel Jose Older
#13. I started keeping track of my pet peeves and so far have counted over 160 ... but to pick one: muffins. They're imposters. They think they're breakfast food, but really, they are just terrible cupcakes.
Aubrey Peeples
#14. I bake my daughter cupcakes for her school. I'm very hands-on.
Greg Bryk
#16. Cupcakes - when you want to watch your weight, but still feel the pride that comes with eating an entire cake.
Dana Gould
#17. I love fiction. I like reading short stories. Cupcakes, pop songs, Polaroids, and short stories. They all raise and answer questions in a short space. I like Lorrie Moore. Amy Hempel. Tim O'Brien. Raymond Carver. All the heartbreakers.
Laurel Nakadate
#18. Is Valentine's Day a day to make cupcakes with your children? No, Valentine's is supposed to be a day about romantic love.
Ayelet Waldman
#19. I eat cupcakes and I don't work out! But if you ask me in 10 years, I'm going to regret answering that way now. I don't even drink water, I'm terrible! I'm 24 now, so I guess I've been very, very lucky that it doesn't show that I like to eat. I should probably start working out I guess ...
Blake Lively
#20. Writing is like baking cupcakes, you're trying to make something from the raw. Like with cupcakes it's flour and eggs and stuff, and with books it's ideas and words. The end result is the same though, you want people to eat them up.
Emma Shortt
#21. I beat my children daily, with a shoe, because I don't want them to grow up fairies. At 9 p.m. I promptly play The Wall in full and walk around the house naked carrying cupcakes. It's important my children see my bits in graphic detail.
Thom Yorke
#22. My heart beats red, white, and blue.
And with patriotism it aches
Generally, I believe in democracy, freedom and civil rights
But in particular, cupcakes
John Walter Bratton
#23. The more Mommy blogs going nuclear over playground etiquette I read and birthday parties of glazed adults munching cupcakes like demoralized zombies I attend, I realize this is what my friends who conceived before me meant by, 'You just won't care.'
Emma McLaughlin
#24. Dozens of my own friends and acquaintances
ambitious, educated women who might have turned up their noses at anything domestic had they been born a generation earlier
have blogs dedicated to cupcakes or knitting or vintage home decor.
Emily Matchar
#25. There are Katy-Perry-in-concert-type pieces that I look at and am like, 'This dress has a hundred cupcakes on it - I want it!' My mom will always talk me down.
Ireland Baldwin
#26. Do you really think you can order me around?" He crossed his arms over his chest in a show of dominance.
"I have more cupcakes in my apartment. You can have them if you fix this tonight."
"Are you trying to bribe me?"
"Is it working?"
"Yes.
Helena Hunting
#27. It's like they think we're still five years old, coloring in kindergarten, and all the kids get cupcakes whether its their birthday or not. Maybe its a kind of self-preservation. If parents actually knew what their kids were like, they'd probably shoot themselves in the head.
Coert Voorhees
#28. You are bad and mean and I'm going to spit on your cupcakes.
Sarra Manning
#29. Inside me there's a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes.
Bob Thaves
#30. Chocolate is maybe my only vice. In particular, Godiva's champagne truffles. Or Dean & Deluca vanilla cupcakes. Just thinking about them - oh my gosh!
Shilpa Shetty
#31. These are my wakeup cupcakes, some anti-depressants, and a cell phone book
Courtney Love
#32. And I gave you some of those chocolate cupcakes with the squiggle of white frosting across the top. I buy those for your mother because she loved them and won't buy them for herself.
Marilynne Robinson
#33. Most of the rest of the crowd was lined up in front of food carts selling kebabs, pizza cupcakes, and ice cream churros.
David Wong
#34. She stared at him in that vapid, intoxicated way employed only by women under a vamp's control. Or the way I sometimes got when faced with cupcakes.
Mmm. Cupcakes.
Kiersten White
#35. If cupcakes were art; Kate's would be Van Gogh's
C.T. Mitchell
#36. Sugar does make people happy, but then you fall off the edge after a few minutes, so I've really pretty much cut it out of my diet. Except for cupcakes. I like those.
David Lynch
#37. I journeyed to a place where it's always raining cupcakes. I didn't need a passport, but I met a lot of interesting people and experienced new things. Even though the trip was a little bumpy, I got there just fine.
Lisa Schroeder
#38. I've been asking around to find out what girls are into," Eugene tells me, really pleased with himself. "So I'm gonna get a spray tan and make red-velvet cupcakes.
Flynn Meaney
#39. Throughout our lives, no one could figure out how we were so close, but when friendships begin with cupcakes - chocolate, at that - no truer bond develops.
Jennifer L. Armentrout
#40. Hostess Bakery plants shut down due to a workers' strike. It was split up. The State Department hired all the Twinkies, the Secret Service hired all the HoHos, the generals are sleeping with the Cupcakes and the voters sent all the Ding Dongs to Congress.
Argus Hamilton
#41. I pinned her with my weight (thank God for that box of cupcakes I'd eaten earlier).
J.L. Weil
#42. She had no doubt the man would kill her. Stupid things went skating through her mind
she'd never told her mother how much she loved her chocolate cupcakes ... or Felicia what a kind friend she'd been ... or Keith that it was cool and mature that he owned a house, even if it was in Brooklyn.
Stephanie Bond
#43. None. I think we should send a country some cupcakes. You think some cupcakes would cheer up North Korea? Kill 'em with deliciousness.
Gerard Way
#44. Maybe if everyone baked more cupcakes, the world would be a happier place.
Coco Simon
#45. Being pregnant was the healthiest I've ever been in my life. Except for the cupcakes.
Ashlee Simpson
#46. All thanks to an impish, golden-haired, blue-eyed angel and a Tupperware container of cupcakes.
Maya Banks
#47. As they say, 'It's all downhill from cupcakes.
Ryan North
#48. Lovingly crafted and super-creative cupcakes are not exactly on tap in my household after a full day at work, and I do not blame my mother for a second that they were not on tap in hers, either.
Emily Oster
#49. It was another horrible yet almost laughable moment. Cupcakes and birthday car sex had been my undoing.
Richelle Mead
#50. Some people ... SOME PEOPLE like cupcakes better (but) I for one, could care LESS for them!
Frank Zappa
#51. Women today are wanting to work in the workforce but also come home and learn to bake cupcakes, to do calligraphy, to knit a blanket for their baby, to 3-D print something.
Brit Morin
#52. I might not have a boyfriend, but I have cupcakes, an those tasty bastards haven't let me down yet.
L. H. Cosway
#53. Cupcakes are the tattooed brunette chick of the baked goods world.
Dov Davidoff
#54. The first Monday's cupcakes had been elderflower, two days later and three tiers in honey and walnut, the day after that and toffee apple, the next cake- coffee and walnut, then banoffee, then chocolate and maple.
Anouska Knight
#55. I love to bake, especially cupcakes. I'm really good at it.
Kim Kardashian
#56. Hide it in a hiding place where no one ever goes
Put it in your pantry with your cupcakes
Paul Simon
#57. You know shit just got serious when you refuse gooey caramel cupcakes which taste like heaven.
Belle Aurora
#58. The balance to life is kale cakes and cupcakes
Joe
#59. ****NOTE 6-30-2015 --Something weird is going on w/my GR profile. This one isn't attached to INTO THE DIM any more, and the one that is by INTO THE DIM doesn't have any of my friends/comments/info. Not to worry, GR is working on it!! In the meantime...CUPCAKES FOR ALL!!****
Janet B. Taylor
#60. Life wasn't always roses and cupcakes; sometimes it was arsenic and manure.
Melissa Pearl
#61. I have a constant sweet tooth, so I like anything from the bakery, like cupcakes, cookies.
Carmen Electra
#62. All my clients eat. Madonna has a very healthy appetite. She doesn't eat processed food, she's very conscious of the quality of the things she eats but she has treats - she loves cupcakes.
Tracy Anderson
#63. Subsisting on a diet drawn from one food group isn't healthy or gratifying. Even eating cupcakes 24/7 eventually would get old!
Jenna McCarthy
#64. Ironically, in life, you sacrifice everything you love in the name of love"~ the motto of the romance novel Cupcakes and Cologne.
Doina Moulin
#65. Are you crazy? Flirting with Eli
Stock in front of Belissa Norwood, in Belissa Norwood's house, while eating Belissa Norwood's
cupcakes?
Sarah Dessen
#66. PEASEBLOSSOM
A gloaming peace this evening with it brings
In the countryside where we lay our scene
Toad-ballad accompan'd, crickets sing,
and cupcake crumbs make fairy hands unclean.
An indignant Moth squeaked, There were cupcakes?!
Lisa Mantchev
#67. Eating a lot is an occupational hazard but it's a pretty great problem to have. I spend a lot of time eating sweets on TV - cake, cupcakes, donuts, and pudding. It's a dream job, but at the same time there will be days where I wake up knowing I will eat 15 desserts!
Gail Simmons
#69. I think it's very comforting for people to put me in a box. 'Oh, she's a fluffy girlie girl who likes clothes and cupcakes. Oh, but wait, she is spending her weekends doing hardware electronics.'
Marissa Mayer
#70. I think of all the things I will miss. I think about coffee, red velvet cupcakes with cream cheese frosting, Little Women, and Channing Tatum. Oh, how I will miss Channing Tatum.
Kimberly Russell
#71. Abby had never met a sweet she didn't like: cookies, pie, chocolates, donuts, and yes, cupcakes.
Harper Ashe
#74. My guilt resided in my stomach, hence my need to constantly fill it with chocolate, and cookies, and cupcakes.
Meghan Ciana Doidge
#75. Nothing bad can happen to you when you are surrounded by cupcakes.
Belinda Jones
#76. Satisfactory husband that he was, he was a man and not one inclined to wax poetic about a day of cupcakes and movies.
Laura Lippman
#77. Maybe the kid brought it with him." "And maybe I shit cupcakes.
Bill Cameron
#78. You're missing the point! ... We could make it rain cupcakes from the sky! Raspberry-jam pies would grow on trees, and chocolate rabbits would poop chocolate buttons!
Lisa Mantchev
#79. On Saturday, he ate through one piece of chocolate cake, one ice-cream cone, one pickle, one slice of Swiss cheese, one slice of salami, one lollipop, one piece of cherry pie, one sausage, one cupcake, and one slice of watermelon That night he had a stomach ache.
Eric Carle
#80. It's hard not to smile when you're going eyeball to eyeball with a frosted chocolate cupcake.
Shannon Wiersbitzky
#81. He was the most handsome nightmare she had ever met.
Jamie Farrell
#82. A fake ring. A fake engagement. Fake love. Everything was fake. Shiny and put together on the outside, empty on the inside.
Jamie Farrell
#83. I'm not Tom Cruise. I don't have to look that good. I'm always going to have a problem because I'm thought of as someone edgy, but I'm not. I'm a cupcake.
Lance Henriksen
#84. No! I don't want to Ouija, or do the pendulum thing, and I swear if I see one tarot card or rune stone I'll yack cupcake all over you. (Grace)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
#85. We do have a love fest [at home]. It's like, 'I'm making you a cupcake.' Then it's like, 'Well, I made you a cake.' And it's like, 'Well I made you a cake with a cupcake on top and candles.'
Dianna Agron
#86. The little cakes were iced in white, with golden yellow icing roses on top, and instead of ice cream there was sherbet that was a rainbow of colors in each dish.
Jane Louise Curry
#87. Im wearing an outfit that looks just like a cupcake ... a pink frothy blouse, low cut ... everything a little inappropriately girlie ... Pink, pink, lot of pink, ... Out of Practice.
Jennifer Tilly
#88. In the third cabinet under the counter, she hit the good stuff. "Oh! You have a KitchenAid."
"If you're planning on caressing my mixer, you should know that might make my testicles explode," he said from behind her.
Her cheeks went hot enough to glow. "That would be awkward.
Jamie Farrell
#89. Sometimes I see really skinny girls. They may look great, but ... they're not happy. Have a cupcake.
Kathy Wakile
#90. But he knew how to kiss a woman until she needed his kisses more than she needed to breathe. Until her bones melted. Until she gave him exactly what he wanted.
Jamie Farrell
#91. Mom asked for a cupcake miracle? Well, here comes the freaking holy angel of icing, at your service.
Hudson
Angel icing? That's the craziest, corniest, most whack-ass stuff I've heard in my life
Sarah Ockler
#92. Life's meant to be sweet! Grab a cupcake and enjoy the ride!
Kimmie Easley
#93. New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani fired his wife, Donna Hanover, as official hostess of the mayor's mansion last weekend. He's got his own idea of what a hostess should be. He wants a little cupcake.
Argus Hamilton
#94. There's such a buildup of crud in my oven, there's only room to bake a single cupcake.
Phyllis Diller
#95. Josh squeezed her arm. "I'll behave," he murmured. "For now."
She's going to pickle your cucumbers."
"He has more than one?" Natalie whispered.
"That's between me and Kimmie," Josh replied.
Jamie Farrell
#96. If my mom sees you here, she'll ---"
"Paper the walls with my innards while the innocents watch?
Jamie Farrell
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