Bob Thaves Quotes

#1. Money talks - but credit has an echo.

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#2. I like to get to work early. Before my brain knows what I'm up to.

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#3. I believe in facing reality. But only because I don't like turning my back on it.

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#4. Sure he was great, but don't forget that Ginger Rogers did everything [Fred Astaire] did, .. backwards and in high heels.
From: Frank and Ernest by Bob Thaves, art by Bob Thaves.

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#5. When you come into the world you have nothing ... when you leave you have nothing ... and in between there's the IRS.

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#6. People used to live lives of quiet desperation - now they go on talk shows!

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#7. The Senate being tied is a start. Now, if only it could be gagged.

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#8. My mind wanders a lot, but fortunately it's too weak to go very far.

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#9. I don't know if I can live on my income or not - the government won't let me try it.

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#10. It's not that Good doesn't triumph over Evil, it's that the point spread is too small.

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#11. A fool and his money are soon parted. It takes creative tax laws for the rest.

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#12. Inside me there's a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes.

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