Top 100 Quotes About Bacon

#1. Nuptial love makes mankind; friendly love perfects it; but wanton love corrupts and debases it.

Francis Bacon

#2. The general root of superstition : namely, that men observe when things hit, and not when they miss; and commit to memory the one, and forget and pass over the other.

Francis Bacon

#3. Death is a friend of ours; and he that is not ready to entertain him is not at home.

Francis Bacon

#4. It is madness and a contradiction to expect that things which were never yet performed should be effected, except by means hitherto untried.

Francis Bacon

#5. We gave ourselves for lost men, and prepared for death. Yet we did lift up our hearts and voices to God above, who "showeth His wonders in the deep".

Francis Bacon

#6. Fame is very much a double-edged sword.

Kevin Bacon

#7. I love my daughter, but she had me on couscous and fixed me pastas and made me eat oatmeal every morning and what else, turkey burgers, turkey bacon, and that kind of stuff. So she wants her dad to live a long time, and I do, too.

Dusty Baker

#8. But since he stood for England And knew what England means, Unless you give him bacon You must not give him beans.

Gilbert K. Chesterton

#9. They are the best physicians, who being great in learning most incline to the traditions of experience, or being distinguished in practice do not reflect the methods and generalities of art.

Francis Bacon

#10. Aedion snorted. "Hurry up with the eggs. I'm going to die of starvation."
"Make the bacon, or you don't get any."
Aedion could hardly move fast enough.

Sarah J. Maas

#11. I'd really like to promote my increasing consumption of bacon.

Jim Gaffigan

#12. The strongest arguments prove nothing so long as the conclusions are not verified by experience. Experimental science is the queen of sciences and the goal of all speculation.

Roger Bacon

#13. Today we take New England clam chowder as something traditional that makes our roots as American cooking very solid, with a lot of foundation. But the first person who decided to mix potatoes and clams and bacon and cream, in his own way 100 to 200 years ago, was a modernist.

Jose Andres

#14. You're going to need more than that to usher in the kingdom of God, Josh, no offense. We can't go home with, 'Hi, I'm the Messiah, God wanted you to have this bacon.

Christopher Moore

#15. Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease.

Michelle Malkin

#16. The conquest of learning is achieved through the knowledge of languages.

Roger Bacon

#17. Today's pig is tomorrows bacon!

Hunter S. Thompson

#18. One man's Mona Lisa is another man's velvet Elvis.

C.M. Bacon

#19. Remember Bacon's recommendation to the reader: Read not to contradict and confute; nor to believe and take for granted; nor to find talk and discourse; but to weigh and consider.

Mortimer J. Adler

#20. Great boldness is seldom without some absurdity.

Francis Bacon

#21. All will come out in the washing.

Francis Bacon

#22. Any idiot can get laid when they're famous. That's easy. It's getting laid when you're not famous that takes some talent.

Kevin Bacon

#23. Folding my arms, I refused to back down. Andrew never liked me. I don't think he liked people in general. Or puppies. Or bacon.

Jennifer L. Armentrout

#24. As in some Irish houses, where things are so-so,
One gammon of bacon hangs up for a show;
But, for eating a rasher of what they take pride in,
They'd as soon think of eating the pan it is fried in.

Oliver Goldsmith

#25. Slap some bacon on a biscuit and let's go! We're burnin' daylight!

John Wayne

#26. I have a natural swagger.

Kevin Bacon

#27. All of our actions take their hue from the complexion of the heart, as landscapes their variety from light.

Francis Bacon

#28. If you record the sound of bacon in a frying pan and play it back, it sounds like the pops and cracks on an old 33 1/3 recording. Almost exactly like that. You could substitute it for that sound.

Tom Waits

#29. He that will not apply new remedies must expect new evils; for time is the greatest innovator.

Francis Bacon

#30. All sciences are connected; they lend each other material aid as parts of one great whole, each doing its own work, not for itself alone, but for the other parts; as the eye guides the body and the foot sustains it and leads it from place to place.

Roger Bacon

#31. The understanding must not therefore be supplied with wings, but rather hung with weights, to keep it from leaping and flying.

Francis Bacon

#32. When you have bacon in your mouth, it doesn't matter who's president.

Louis C.K.

#33. Those that want friends to open themselves unto are cannibals of their own hearts.

Francis Bacon

#34. You don't hate him."
"I do," Georgie said. "His face is always wet, and the best thing he smells like is bacon bits.

Rainbow Rowell

#35. Are you boiling bacon? "Um. Is that wrong?" I say. "Argh! I want to punch you!" Leo says.

Roan Parrish

#36. The secret to a happy parternship? Keep the fights clean and the sex dirty.

Kevin Bacon

#37. It's drones over Brooklyn, you blink, you could get tooken,
And now you're understanding the definition of 'Crooklyn.'
Pigs on parade, but bacon fryin' and cookin',
Cause kids' tired of dyin' and walkin' round like they shooken.

Killer Mike

#38. I was a vegan once. Then Dom made bacon at breakfast an hour later and I said fuck it ... Y.O.L.O!

S.L. Jennings

#39. Wounds cannot be cured without searching.

Francis Bacon

#40. Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.

Doug Larson

#41. Well, boo, how does bacon sound?"
"Bacon sounds great, but you can't call me boo."
"Why not?"
"Because you're not a rapper, and I'm not your shorty.

R.K. Lilley

#42. Roger Bacon held that three classes of substance were capable of magic: the herbal, the mineral, and the verbal. With their leaves of fiber, their inks of copperas and soot, and their words, books are an amalgam of the three.

Matthew Battles

#43. Books are like bacon for the mind.

Thomas F. Shubnell

#44. I have to hope that my instincts will do the right thing, because I can't erase what I have done. And if I drew something first, then my paintings would be illustrations of drawings.

Francis Bacon

#45. I know not, sir, whether Bacon wrote the works of Shakespeare, but if he did not, it seems to me that he missed the opportunity of his life.

James M. Barrie

#46. Here, eat this. The chicken gives it protein and I got them to hold the bacon bits.
We'd watched Charlotte's Web on cable last week, so I knew it'd be at least a month before she would eat pork again.

Kathleen Peacock

#47. Great art is always a way of concentrating, reinventing what is called fact, what we know of our existence- a reconcentration ... tearing away the veils, the attitudes people acquire of their time and earlier time. Really good artists tear down those veils

Francis Bacon

#48. By this means we presume we have established for ever, a true and legitimate marriage between the Empirical and Rational faculty; whose fastidious and unfortunate divorce and separation hath troubled and disordered the whole race and generation of mankind.

Francis Bacon

#49. It is the true office of history to represent the events themselves, together with the counsels, and to leave the observations and conclusions thereupon to the liberty and faculty of every man's judgment

Francis Bacon

#50. Great riches have sold more men than they have bought.

Francis Bacon

#51. I had a naked incubus in my bedroom. With a frying pan of half-cooked bacon, and a hard-on. And a unicorn bite on his ass. Christ, this was turning out to be a weird morning.

Allison Pang

#52. The folly of one man is the fortune of another.

Francis Bacon

#53. I see a lot of people use the Paleo diet as an excuse to eat bacon for every meal. That's a bit much.

Chris Mohr

#54. There's the most resistance to an actor singing. It's like I'm being disloyal to my industry.

Kevin Bacon

#55. Don't you expect a rainbow coming out of the tub of bacon strips at the end of the buffet line?

Jim Gaffigan

#56. The Cistercians do not eat meat ... Yet they keep pigs to the number of many thousands, and sell the bacon - though perhaps not quite all of it. The heads, legs, and feet they neither give away, throw away, nor sell. What becomes of them God knows.

Walter Map

#57. Men are rather beholden ... generally to chance or anything else, than to logic, for the invention of arts and sciences.

Francis Bacon

#58. God has two textbooks - Scripture and Creation - we would do well to listen to both.

Francis Bacon

#59. I have never regretted Paradise Lost since I discovered that it contained no eggs-and-bacon.

Dorothy L. Sayers

#60. Our traditions have been waking up on Christmas morning and feasting on a southern breakfast. I'm from the South. We eat grits and biscuits and gravy and eggs with Ritz crackers and country ham, bacon, you name it.

Leigh-Allyn Baker

#61. It's all so meaningless, we may as well be extraordinary.

Francis Bacon

#62. Ling offered him the last slice of melon. "Sorry. I ate everything. I'm starving. I could eat a horse. And I love horses. Beautiful creatures. But I'd eat one whole. Raw."
"I'd settle for eggs and bacon," Gabriel said.

G.L. Breedon

#63. They are happy men whose natures sort with their vocations.

Francis Bacon

#64. The day Spenkelink was put to death a popular Jacksonville disc jockey aired a recording of sizzling bacon and dedicated it to the doomed man.

Stephen G. Michaud

#65. This morning I paid seventy cents for two little old dried-up slivers of bacon and one cockeyed egg. It took me till noon to get my appetite back.

Langston Hughes

#66. If you want to convey fact, this can only ever be done through a form of distortion. You must distort to transform what is called appearance into image.

Francis Bacon

#67. For knowledge, too, is itself power.

Francis Bacon

#68. God Almighty first planted a garden: and indeed it is the purest of human pleasures.

Francis Bacon

#69. The person is a poor judge who by an action can be disgraced more in failing than they can be honored in succeeding.

Francis Bacon

#70. Eve bit into some bacon
honestly, good sex, a hot shower, then bacon? Did a morning get any better?

J.D. Robb

#71. She reached for another piece of bacon, then handed it to me. True love.

Sylvia Day

#72. I saw Tom Cruise at every audition I went up for, and he was a friendly go-getter back then. You gotta remember, in New York I would go up for something, I would sit, and in the room would be Matthew Modine, Matthew Broderick, Andrew McCarthy, Tom Cruise, and Kevin Bacon.

Zach Galligan

#73. I don't really worry so much about image. I try to just live my own life, my personal life, to my own sense of morality. In terms of the kinds of characters that I play, well, they could be anything.

Kevin Bacon

#74. The light that a man receives by counsel from another is drier and purer than that which comes from his own understanding and judgment, which is ever infused and drenched in his affections and customs.

Francis Bacon

#75. I think there is a puritanical wind that is blowing. I have never seen such a lack of separation between church and state in America, I don't believe in God, but if I did I would say that sex is a Godgiven right. Otherwise it's the end of our species.

Kevin Bacon

#76. But I account the use that a man should seek of the publishing of his own writings before his death, to be but an untimely anticipation of that which is proper to follow a man, and not to go along with him.

Francis Bacon

#77. It is a good point of cunning for a man to shape the answer he would have in his own words and propositions, for it makes the other party stick the less.

Francis Bacon

#78. You stupid piece of warm bacon.

Hugh Lofting

#79. Money is a good servant, a dangerous master.

Francis Bacon

#80. To know truly is to know by causes.

Francis Bacon

#81. Every time we hit an air pocket and the plane dropped about five hundred feet (leaving my stomach in my mouth) I vowed to give up sex, bacon, and air travel if I ever made it back to terra firma in one piece.

Erica Jong

#82. For the things of this world cannot be made known without a knowledge of mathematics.

Roger Bacon

#83. I can always tell when you're thinking about food. You forget to be the Serious Wolf and you get this dreamy look in your eyes. You know, most people would think you were thinking about a girl. They have no idea that her name is bacon.

Ilona Andrews

#84. We think of dogs as being more like people than pigs; but pigs are highly intelligent animals and if we kept pigs as pets and reared dogs for food, we would probably reverse our order of preference. Are we turning persons into bacon?

Peter Singer

#85. We must start human society from scratch; as Francis Bacon said, we must recreate human understanding.

Nicolas Chamfort

#86. In Plato's opinion, man was made for philosophy; in Bacon's opinion, philosophy was made for man.

Thomas B. Macaulay

#87. It's best not to experiment on yourself. Bacon practically froze himself to death in one of his experiments and died of pneumonia."
{Right! Bacon must be heated. Knew that already, but thanks for the reminder.}

Kevin Hearne

#88. Pictures and shapes are but secondary objects and please or displease only in the memory.

Francis Bacon

#89. It is a wonderful honor to receive the Audubon Medal from the National Audubon Society, which for more than a century has fought tirelessly to protect and preserve our natural resources and environment for future generations.

Louis Bacon

#90. Rebellions of the belly are the worst.

Francis Bacon

#91. [ ... ] any fool can make a discovery. Every baby has to discover more in the first years of its life than Roger Bacon ever discovered in his laboratory.

George Bernard Shaw

#92. For if any man who never saw fire proved by satisfactory arguments that fire burns. His hearer's mind would never be satisfied, nor would he avoid the fire until he put his hand in it that he might learn by experiment what argument taught.

Roger Bacon

#93. Throughout Finnegans Wake Joyce specifies the Tower of Babel as the tower of Sleep, that is, the tower of the witless assumption, or what Bacon calls the reign of the Idols.

Marshall McLuhan

#94. It's easy to get laid when you're rich and famous. When you're broke and unknown, it takes skill.

Kevin Bacon

#95. The comment quieted the room, like a sudden shout of "Who wants extra bacon?" at a bar mitzvah.

Brandon Sanderson

#96. Prosperity is not without many fears and distastes; and adversity is not without comforts and hopes.

Francis Bacon

#97. The remedy is worse than the disease.

Francis Bacon

#98. Nothing doth more hurt in a state than that cunning men pass for wise.

Francis Bacon

#99. The human understanding when it has once adopted an opinion (either as being the received opinion or as being agreeable to itself) draws all things else to support and agree with it.

Francis Bacon

#100. There is a cunning which we in England call "the turning of the cat" in the pan; which is, when that which a man says to another, he says it as if another had said it to him.

Francis Bacon

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