Top 100 Quotes About Assassins

#1. Take away the Holocaust and what do you have left? Without their precious Holocaust, what are the Jews? Just a grubby little bunch of international bandits and assassins and squatters who have perpetrated the most massive, cynical fraud in human history.

Harold Covington

#2. Why are you all here?" "One of Bantazar's assassins hit you with an exomangler," Lore said. "He's dead." "A lot dead." Wraith snorted and high-fived Lore. "Massive deadness.

Larissa Ione

#3. Auntie Elli, why are you open-mouth kissing Big Daddy Adler?
*Well, shit*

Toni Aleo

#4. What the fuck are you talking about?" I asked, wondering if I was in some crazy surrealist movie, wandering from telepathic sheriffs to homosexual assassins, to nympho lady Masons, to psychotic pirates, according to a script written in advance by two acid-heads and a Martian humorist.

Robert Shea

#5. How can there be peace when drunkards, drug dealers, communists, atheists, New Age worshipers of Satan, secular humanists, oppressive dictators, greedy money changers, revolutionary assassins, adulterers, and homosexuals are on top?

Pat Robertson

#6. But I'd much rather face a dozen assassins like LaFleur any night than deal with something as tricky, convoluted, and fragile as my feelings.

Jennifer Estep

#7. My father's corporation, the Nero Organization, supplied assassins for hire. Killing was our business, and business had been good for years.

Lisa Kessler

#8. Idea-assassins rush forward to kill any new suggestion on the grounds of its impracticality, while defending whatever now exists as practical, no matter how absurd.

Alvin Toffler

#9. One thing Valek did know how to do - sew. The other assassins hadn't called him the King Knitter for nothing.

Maria V. Snyder

#10. If the culprits are Muslim, they have twisted the teachings of Islam. Whoever performed, or is behind, the terrorist attacks in the United States of America does not represent Islam. God is not behind assassins.

Muhammad Ali

#11. Pessimism and hopelessness are two assassins that have been hired by very ourselves to kill ourselves!

Mehmet Murat Ildan

#12. I was no assassin. I got out during the amnesty because I had not committed any violent crimes.

Jose Mujica

#13. Political discourse has been reduced to "Where's the beef?" "Read my lips," and "Make my day." Where are the assassins when we really need them?

George Carlin

#14. Why is the Rockefeller Commission so Single-Minded About a Lone Assassin in the Kennedy Case?,

Cyril Wecht

#15. I don't know anyone but television assassins and serial killers who've perfected the art of sounding deadly over the telephone as well as my mother has.

Adrianne Brooks

#16. The parlour cars and Pullmans are packed also with scented assassins, salad-eaters who murder on milk.

W. H. Auden

#17. I think one of my favorite productions ever was Sondheim's 'Assassins' at the Roundabout in 2004. Beyond brilliant.

Robert Lopez

#18. To brand man with infamy, and let him free, is an absurdity that peoples our forests with assassins.

John Philpot Curran

#19. Agents of disruption, subversion, sabotage and disinformation tunnelers and smugglers, listeners and forgers, trainers and recruiters and talent spotters and couriers and watchers and seducers, assassins and balloonists, lip readers and disguise artists.

John Le Carre

#20. Jane and Elizabeth tried to explain that all five of them were capable of fending for themselves; that they could make tolerable fortunes as bodyguards, assassins, or mercenaries if need be.

Seth Grahame-Smith

#21. What good was owning the world when he'd have no choice except to defend himself against every person in it? Personally, he'd rather be a beggar with one true friend than a prince surrounded by two-faced assassins.' (Aiden)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#22. Treacherous assassins, enemies of the people, and worthy of everyone's ridicule are those who, under the pretext of guiding future generations, teach them an isolated system of doctrines and whisper in their ear (instead of the sweet message of love) the barbarous gospel of hate.

Jose Marti

#23. They're like the ... what is it? The League of Assassins in Arrow!

Rick Riordan

#24. Assassins: they got sass and live on sin.

Natalya Vorobyova

#25. Where other men blindly follow the truth, Remember, nothing is true.
Where other men are limited by morality or law, Remember, everything is permitted.
We work in the dark to serve the light.
We are assassins.

Assassins Creed

#26. The only law which is really lived up to whole-heartedly and with a vengeance is the law of conformity.

Henry Miller

#27. Any religion with a sword is not a religion; it is merely an army of assassins! A real man of God carries only flowers in his hands!

Mehmet Murat Ildan

#28. I wouldn't go for a swim without consulting you first. But, given your past history working for Hollowcrest and skulking around dark places, I wonder if you have any insight into these tunnels."
"Skulking?"
"Yes, is that not what assassins call it?"
"We call it working.

Lindsay Buroker

#29. Accordion, n. An instrument in harmony with the sentiments of an assassin.

Ambrose Bierce

#30. RUMOR, n. A favorite weapon of the assassins of character.

Ambrose Bierce

#31. Nixon's own protection from the assassin's bullet ... nattering nabobs of negativism ...

Spiro T. Agnew

#32. The greatest assassin of life is haste, the desire to reach things before the right time which means overreaching them.

Juan Ramon Jimenez

#33. Boy," Chade remarked quietly. "Never pretend we are anything but what we are. Assassins. Not merciful agents of a wise king. Political assassins dealing death for the furtherance of our monarchy. That is what we are.

Robin Hobb

#34. The Jinmoti of Bozlen Two kill the hereditary ritual assassins of the new Yearking's immediate family by drowning them in the tears of the Continental Empathaur in its Sadness Season.

Iain M. Banks

#35. I'm probably going to have to go with Kobester. He's an assassin with LeBron coming right after.

Shaquille O'Neal

#36. Do you know what they're called? They're the Shadows That Live, Zuze. They're assassins."
"Like me," said Zuzanna cheerfully.

Laini Taylor

#37. She'd been only eight when Arobynn Hamel, her mentor and the King of the Assassins, found her half-submerged on the banks of a frozen river and brought her to his keep on the border between Adarlan and Terrasen.

Sarah J. Maas

#38. They're similar to the human idea of the sandman. They used to help people sleep. Now they're more prone to creating nightmares that end in death. Lucky's description of the dream weavers.

Jami Brumfield

#39. The avenger of blood shall put the murderer to death.

Mark Nolan

#40. She felt no relief at having survived this attack. No heady satisfaction surged through her because she'd made it to shore. She felt only a growing emptiness. A gathering dark. For this was her life now. Not boredom and lectures, but hell-flames and assassins. Massacres and endless flight.

Susan Dennard

#41. I've met serial killers and professional assassins and nobody scared me as much as MrsT.

Ken Livingstone

#42. Pop quizzes were killers. Like ambushing assassins they elicited fear and loathing in the prey, and a certain heady power in the hunter.

J.D. Robb

#43. I do not exchange my shirt with ASSASSINS

Cristiano Ronaldo

#44. And I must remind myself that assassins should take no pleasure in their finery and frippery.

Robin LaFevers

#45. Apparently with no surprise To any happy Flower The Frost beheads it at its play
In accidental power
The blonde Assassin passes on
The Sun proceeds unmoved To measure off another Day For an Approving God.

Emily Dickinson

#46. The world is going mad in mutual extermination, and murder, considered as a crime when committed individually, becomes a virtue when it is committed by large numbers. It is the multiplication of the frenzy that assures impunity to the assassins.

Cyprian

#47. If I die a violent death, as some fear and a few are plotting, I know that the violence will be in the thought and the action of the assassins, not in my dying.

Indira Gandhi

#48. As the memory of that day echoed through her, she remembered the words Sam kept screaming at Arobynn, as the King of the Assassins beat her, the words that she'd somehow forgotten in the fog of pain: I'll kill you! Sam had said it like he meant it. He'd bellowed it, again and again and again ...

Sarah J. Maas

#49. Intellectuals cannot be good revolutionaries; they are just good enough to be assassins.

Jean-Paul Sartre

#50. Sin is the assassin of the soul.

John Vianney

#51. Welcome back. I see the assassins have failed.

Darynda Jones

#52. All assassins had a full-length mirror in their rooms, because it would be a terrible insult to anyone to kill them when you were badly dressed.

Terry Pratchett

#53. Assassins take no pride in fighting fairly. We take pride in winning.

Robin Hobb

#54. ISIL struck France because it is 'free' and 'the nation of human rights'. This is not a war of civilisation, as these assassins don't have any. This is a war against the jihadist menace that threatens not just France.

Francois Hollande

#55. A diary is an assassin's cloak which we wear when we stab a comrade in the back with a pen.

William Soutar

#56. I thought the Secret Service would protect me from the press, but they were at my house to protect me from assassins with guns, not with assassins with pencils.

Michael Reagan

#57. Sneaky would be a lime-green Volkswagen. Nobody would suspect the assassins in the lime-green Volkswagen.

Adam Rex

#58. We're not witches. We're the bogeymen and angels that walk the thin seam of the two worlds, like cats on high-wire beams.
Assassins. Peacekeepers. A secret government that's a two-way mirror.

Alyse M. Gardner

#59. Complacent eligible voters who abstained from voting because "I don't like either candidate" - provided a deadly assist. You are the collective of assassins responsible for slaughtering the America of hope and progress.

Afro Bo Peep

Erin Passons

#60. He just didn't look like the kind of creep that would messily murder a woman in her hotel room; he looked like the kind of creep that could line her up in the sights of an assassins rifle without a shred of emotion.

Karen Marie Moning

#61. Hous vivons aux temps des assassins - "we live in days of assassins" - where evil is sought in lives more than good in order to justify a world with a bad conscience.

Fulton J. Sheen

#62. How shall the murdered man convince his assassin he will not haunt him.

Malcolm Lowry

#63. Jared, thus far it's my understanding that you've been raised by a family of assassins. You've spied on me, stalked me, installed microphones in my bedroom, and confessed to falling in love with me before I could drive. If I haven't left by now, I don't think I'm going to.

Jamie McGuire

#64. Don't think I have any intention of caressing your cheek and saying I was wrong," he said softly as I watched the life ebb out of him. "I will not weep and wonder what might have been. I'm sure you understand.

Oliver Bowden

#65. Highly secretive, L'Occhio di Dio is an elite group of assassins with only one goal - the total destruction of all Prodigium.
"Well, that's nice," I murmured to myself.

Rachel Hawkins

#66. Ben: "Gorog's no assassin! She's my best friend." Mara: "She's an insect, Ben." Ben: "So? Your best friend's a lizard." Mara: "Don't be ridiculous. Aunt Leia is my best friend." Ben: "Doesn't count. She's family. Saba is a lizard." Mara: "Okay, maybe my best friend's a lizard.

Troy Denning

#67. Rumor has it that female spies and assassins have used specialized dehydrated poisons, concealed in their compacts, to eliminate their enemies.

Terry Schappert

#68. It seems an obvious thing to say, but you should not imagine that we Pakistanis are all potential terrorists, just as we should not imagine that you Americans are all undercover assassins.

Mohsin Hamid

#69. Whoever today speaks of human existence in terms of power, efficiency, and historical tasks is an actual or potential assassin.

Albert Camus

#70. Are you nervous about meeting them?"
"No, not at all."
"Have you ever met parents?"
"No."
"Oh. Well, good luck with that.

Toni Aleo

#71. A wet boy has a deader, an assassin has a target, because assassins sometimes miss.

Brent Weeks

#72. I just want to be able to get on an airplane and enjoy myself in Disneyland, not sit there worrying about all these assassins.

Gordon Bethune

#73. I was in prison with the assassins of the former president of Egypt, Anwar Sadat, who was killed in 1981. Those who weren't executed in that case were given life sentences, and two of those were with me in prison.

Maajid Nawaz

#74. Your Majesty would have a perfect right to strike off his head," said Peridan. "Such an assault as he made puts him on a level with assassins."
"It is very true," said Edmund. "But even a traitor may mend. I have known one that did." And he looked very thoughtful.

C.S. Lewis

#75. Let's cool it brothers ... Spoken to his assassins, three men who stabbed him 16 times.

Malcolm X

#76. If you're going to hire an assassin, let him go out and kill someone. I can't be Shaq taking six or seven shots.

Shaquille O'Neal

#77. In the age of ideologies, we must make up our minds about murder. If murder has rational foundations, then our period and we ourselves have significance. If it has no such foundations, then we are plunged into madness there is no way out except to find some significance or to desist.

Albert Camus

#78. Ice cream was for assassins who finished their targets.

Charlie Jane Anders

#79. I hate singing. I hate dancing. I enjoyed doing 'Cabaret' and 'Assassins,' but I would wither up and die in 'The Music Man.'

Denis O'Hare

#80. Nothing is real.; Everything is permitted.

Assassins Creed

#81. Cars frighten me. They look vicious. Growling, screeching, fast-moving assassins.
-Bec

Darren Shan

#82. It was a Guild of Assassins, after all. Black was what you wore. The night was black and so were you. And black had such style, and an Assassin without style, everyone agreed, was just a highly paid arrogant thug.

Terry Pratchett

#83. This was going to be difficult, because he enjoyed women, but all the ones he has known seemed to be sent as secret assassins on a mission to destroy his pride and ability.

Daniel J. Rice

#84. The goddess of assassins has tasted my blood, he thought, and he wondered if she liked it, and wanted more.

Laini Taylor

#85. The members of the Guild of Assassins considered themselves cultured men who enjoyed good music and food and literature. And they knew the value of human life. To a penny, in many cases.

Terry Pratchett

#86. I love playing anyone that does stuff that I don't do. The fun of playing an assassin is that I've never killed anybody. The fun of playing a brilliant musician is that I don't actually play any instruments.

Eric McCormack

#87. RESPITE, n. A suspension of hostilities against a sentenced assassin, to enable the Executive to determine whether the murder may not have been done by the prosecuting attorney. Any break in the continuity of a disagreeable expectation.

Ambrose Bierce

#88. [Jews are] murderers of the Lord, assassins of the prophets, rebels against God, God haters, ... advocates of the devil, race of vipers, slanderers, calumniators, dark-minded people, leaven of the Pharisees, sanhedrin of demons, sinners, wicked men, stoners, and haters of righteousness.

Gregory Of Nyssa

#89. It's hard for me to climb things. That's why I always play Assassin's Creed because it gets me feeling like I can.

Ty Simpkins

#90. Even killers need holiday.

Kenneth Eade

#91. The terrorists do not understand America. The American people do not falter under threat, and we will not allow our future to be determined by car bombers and assassins.

George W. Bush

#92. Never pretend we are anything but what we are. Assassins.

Robin Hobb

#93. ROPE, n. An obsolescent appliance for reminding assassins that they too are mortal. It is put about the neck and remains in place one's whole life long.

Ambrose Bierce

#94. Routine is worry's sly assassin.

Leif Enger

#95. I thought the assassin was moving kind of slow for an assassin. Maybe the magic had done something after all. Or maybe he felt sorry for me. That sort of thing happens among cutthroats more often than you'd expect.

Cassandra Rose Clarke

#96. We're Vatican assassins. How complicated can it be?

Charlie Sheen

#97. dolphins are not the benevolent mammals we'd like them to be; those beaming faces hide the minds of assassins.

Philip Hoare

#98. But how was she supposed to ask him?
Hey, can I get your number?
Maybe we can get coffee?
Do you want to have hot dirty sex with me? 'Cause I want to have hot dirty sex with you.

Toni Aleo

#99. The League academy would be horrified to find out that one woman's tears could undo all their expensive programs. No wonder they kept their assassins locked down.
-Nykyrian's thoughts

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#100. Assassins and presidents invite the same basic question: Just who do you think you are?

Sarah Vowell

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