Top 100 Quotes About A Bath
#1. Things is very primitive in the jungle - no place to shit, sleep on the ground like an animal, eat out of cans, no place to take a bath or nothing, clothes is all rotting off.
Winston Groom
#2. I heard you went to Ireland ... I haven't seen it in many years. Is it still green then, and beautiful?
Wet as a bath sponge and mud to the knees but, aye, it was green enough.
Diana Gabaldon
#3. I recommend Avon Skin-So-Soft. It's a bath product. It smells like someone fed a Disney Princess through a juicer, but it works better than anything else on the market.
Mira Grant
#4. As a child, I always wanted to be the last one to take a bath because I knew I could close the door and spend hours just having my bath and singing.
Euzhan Palcy
#5. There is just something about starting your day with something luxurious like a bath.
Erin Heatherton
#6. She answered him sincerely that she would never marry a man who was so simple that he had wasted almost an hour and even went without lunch just to see a woman taking a bath.
Gabriel Garcia Marquez
#7. Blood tricked down Molly's neck from the stinging cut Justine had given her. She thought, dear lords and ladies, all I want in the whole wide world is a bath, a pina colada, and the chance to stake this bitch in the heart.
Thea Harrison
#8. I'll take a bath and then I'll return. No, God is the bath.
James MacDonald
#10. I'm obsessed with cleanliness for myself, so I will take a bath three times a day, sometimes a steam twice a day in addition to that.
Simon Cowell
#11. While adulation has its moments and can be like a bath in warm water after coming in from a snowstorm, the psychic high from standing up for what you believe in and being attacked for it far surpassed the comfort to be derived from that bath of praise.
Andrew Breitbart
#12. Motivation is like taking a bath; If you stop doing it, you begin to stink!
Zig Ziglar
#13. Pwent fell back and began to choke on the command. By his estimation, a dwarf king ordering a subject to go take a bath was roughly the equivalent of a human king telling his knights to go out and kill babies.
R.A. Salvatore
#14. A friend tells you the truth, that your breath stinks and you need a bath. An enemy tells you that you look great and you shouldn't change a thing.
Nikki Sixx
#15. I worked in a health food store once. A guy asked me, 'If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?
Steven Wright
#18. I shall never have a bath again," I said.
"Just dont have one too often," my grandmother said. "Once a month is quite enough for a sensible child." It was at times like these that I loved my grandmother more than ever.
Roald Dahl
#19. Meditation is like a bath for the mind; it clears and refreshes our windows of perception, allowing more light, love, and happiness to flow into lives.
David Simon
#20. Bad enough that getting turned on when he had nothing more than a bath towel to hide it would make the condition kind of hard to miss, but getting turned on in front of his ex-fiancee was akin to smearing honey on his junk and walking into grizzly territory.
Heidi Betts
#21. Arya did not dare [take a bath], even though she smelled as bad as Yoren by now, all sour and stinky. Some of the creatures living in her clothes had come all the way from Flea Bottom with her; it didn't seem right to drown them.
George R R Martin
#22. What a pure blessing it was to have a bath in a tub alone in a room where all you had to do was pump the water, not tote buckets. Then all you had to do was pull out the cork, not tote more buckets to the back porch
that kind of thing is easy to take lightly until you don't have it.
Nancy E. Turner
#23. I am sure you have heard that appearance doesn't matter and that it's what's on the inside that counts. Well that of course is utter nonsense, because if no one cared about what's on the outside no one would take a bath or comb their hair and the world would be a lot smellier than it already is!
Lemony Snicket
#24. There are two ways to get rid of an anxiety monster,my friend-you either have a bath or a nap.
Andrew Kaufman
#25. When in trouble, take a bath and wash your hair.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
#26. He felt rather like someone lying in a bath after all the water has run out, witless, almost dead.
Malcolm Lowry
#27. I used to lie between cool, clean sheets at night after I'd had a bath, after I had washed my hair and scrubbed my knuckles and finger-nails and teeth. Then I could lie quite still in the dark with my face to the window with the trees in it, and talk to God.
Frances Farmer
#28. First, a bath. I'm feeling soiled. Too much contact with cold reality, I think.
Kerry Greenwood
#29. Make use of the opportunity to have a bath yourself. I can not only guess the age and breed of your horse, but also its color, by the smell.
Andrzej Sapkowski
#30. You took a bath without me?
I smiled to myself at the accusation in his voice.
Katie MacAlister
#31. It's just an ice bucket with a bottle in it. The two flute glasses are little tray. I got to shut the curtains. I'm in my boxer shorts and shirt. I'm going to take a bath and go to bed. But I want to shut the blinds so it's really dark in the room.
Danny DeVito
#32. King Constantine IX of Regia had been killed three times and was bored with it. He wanted a bath.
Lloyd Alexander
#33. I had not taken a bath in a year nor changed my clothes or removed them except to stick a needle every hour in the fibrous grey wooden flesh of heroin addiction. I did absolutely nothing.
William S. Burroughs
#34. I say 'Mom, how come you don't change into an evening gown for dinner?' She says 'I do, it's called a bath robe. [ ... ]
Lauren Child
#35. I love to have a bath with beautiful, relaxing music on and have no rush to do anything. It's a wonderful indulgence, and it helps me to calm down and stop my mind running overtime.
Kylie Minogue
#36. Take time for yourself. If you feel guilty eating lunch away from your
desk or lingering in a bath, let the deprogramming begin.
Gina Greenlee
#37. Perhaps if he stumbled onto a bath and a tailor he could even be considered handsome.
Katherine McIntyre
#38. I couldn't imagine anyone ever reading a book enough to make it look like that. It looked like it had been driven over by a school bus after someone had taken a bath with it.
Maggie Stiefvater
#39. Playboy seems like a sad magazine for me. It seems like for men who would sit around in a bath robe.
Greg Gutfeld
#40. We have a lot of In-SPECK-tor Gadgets in the body of Christ not qualified to remove specks! What do I look like telling you to take a bath if I stink? What do you look like telling me to brush my teeth when your breath smells horrible? Jesus would answer, "You look like a Hypocrite!
Sandra M. Michelle
#41. A bath tub, apparently, was the first thing I wanted to be.
David Duchovny
#42. I'm not saying all seniors should be running a city or running a business, but I am saying seniors are good for a lot more than simply running a bath, baking cookies or babysitting grandchildren.
Hazel McCallion
#43. We been on the road for 18 hours ... I need a bath, some chow ... and then you and me sit down, and we talk about who dies,eh?
Al Capone
#44. I love a massage and a bath. I don't drink - I'll have a sip, but I've never been drunk - and I don't smoke. I envy people who have those releases. They just have a drink or a cigarette, and they feel better. I have to brave it through the whole day on my own.
Jennifer Lopez
#45. Getting behind the wheel, he said, "You're filthy, and you stink. You're not going to be a lot of trouble about taking a bath, are you?" The dog yawned. By
Dean Koontz
#46. You can't have an energy policy that means you can only have a bath when the wind blows.
Jim Ratcliffe
#47. Shadow had promised himself a bath when he got out of prison, and Shadow kept his promises.
Neil Gaiman
#48. Anyone who gives gifts locked by blood isn't ever going to give you a bath set.
Nalini Singh
#49. Writing has ... been to me like a bath from which I have risen feeling cleaner, healthier, and freer.
Henrik Ibsen
#50. I clean this teapot with the kind of attention I would have were I giving the baby Buddha or Jesus a bath.
Thich Nhat Hanh
#51. If you go long enough without a bath, even the fleas will leave you alone.
Ernie Pyle
#52. A bath and a tenderloin steak. Those are the high points of a man's life.
Curt Siodmak
#53. Meralda opened her eyes. "I'm for a bath," she said. "Now, and Yvin be hanged."
Shingvere crowed. "At last, our battle cry," he said. "A bath, and the king be hanged!" he shouted, brandishing his fork. "Clean clothes, then victory!
Frank Tuttle
#54. Hello?"
"You should check the curtains before you take a bath, princess,"a deep, mocking voice says.
"Wha-" I half scream, half yelp as I sit bolt upright in the bath ...
... "Priceless,"he howls, still laughing. You never fail to amuse, princess.
Tera Lynn Childs
#55. There's looking and there's looking. When some men look at you it's a greasy thing. It makes you want to have a bath. With other men it's nice. It helps you know you're beautiful.
Patrick Rothfuss
#56. I'd rather be killed fighting for Narnia than grow old and stupid at home and perhaps go about in a bath-chair and then die in the end just the same.
C.S. Lewis
#57. Battlefield Earth is like taking a bus trip with someone who has needed a bath for a long time. It's not merely bad; it's unpleasant in a hostile way.
Roger Ebert
#58. Even if you've taken off every stitch of clothing, you still have your secrets, your history, your true name. It's hard to be really naked. You have to work hard at it. Just getting into a bath isn't being naked, not really. It's just showing skin.
Catherynne M Valente
#59. My wife is immature. Whenever I take a bath, she sinks my boats.
Woody Allen
#60. Take a bath first." she implored. "You're not fit the house. I should take you out to the stables and scrub you like one of the horses, with carbolic soap and a birch brush."
"Oh, you nuaghty girl. . .yes, let's do that.
Lisa Kleypas
#61. We can wash the skin of our bodies with a bath, but through asana practice we not only purify our blood and cells, we are cleansing the inner body as we practice.
B.K.S. Iyengar
#62. Please dinna tell me ye are taking a bath...naked...because I'm getting a hard-on just thinking about watching ye."
"Isna that how one takes a bath? Naked?
Vonnie Davis
#63. Telling a teenager the facts of life is like giving a fish a bath.
Arnold H. Glasow
#64. When I was 17, I had my first proper girlfriend, and on Valentine's Day, I painted a canvas of her, bought her a massage, put flowers on the stairs, and ran a bath.
Tom Cullen
#65. I'm sure you already know this, but you need to actually climb into a bath to get clean - not stare at it.
Sarah J. Maas
#66. I wanted a bath, even if it were dust. A strigil to scrape the skin that I couldn't crawl out of.
Debora Greger
#67. Erika glides down into the warmth, the body-warm brook of shame, a bath in which one submerges cautiously because the water is rather dirty.
Elfriede Jelinek
#68. She drifted towards the bedroom, on her way to have a bath or take a nap or start a war.
Maggie Stiefvater
#69. They're asking women to do impossible things. I don't believe women can carry a pack, live in a foxhole, or go a week without a bath.
William Westmoreland
#70. Maybe one day, before the universe died, Unkar Plutt would take a bath.
Alan Dean Foster
#71. Earlier, I'd found Lark in the gym, telling her, "I'm giving Cyclops a bath."
Her response: "Your funeral.
Kresley Cole
#72. I tried to ignore the cramps in my stomach, but they were terrible after a full day of work without food. I wished I had time to eat supper before the party, but Bailey told us we needed a bath more than food.
S.M. McEachern
#73. And takin' a bath in the creek. That's the stuff that really made it worthwhile. Anybody can stay in a motel.
Chris LeDoux
#74. One does not allow the plumbers to decide the temperature, depth and timing of a bath.
Jack Gould
#75. Anything?" She laughed. "Like what kind of anything did you want?"
"Well, when I was five, I wanted to take a bath in spaghetti."
-Clary & Jace, pg.310-
Cassandra Clare
#76. I usually get up around 6 A.M. It takes me a while to get going. In our household, I am the first one up. I usually make coffee for myself, draw a bath and have a big soak. I read in the bath.
Rick Bayless
#77. Isaac liked the idea of an inter-aspectual entity so enamored with knowledge that it just roamed from realm to realm in a bath, murmuring with interest at everything it came across.
China Mieville
#78. You needed a bath," Jean interrupted. "You were covered in self-pity.
Scott Lynch
#80. I had never spent so much time by the sea, and hated the way the air thickened with salt and sat on my skin and made me always long for a bath. I was far more comfortable with dust.
Paula McLain
#81. I don't care if you make a print on a bath mat, just as long as it is a good print.
Edward Weston
#82. Redundancy is like a plug being pulled out in a bath tub. Everything goes down the drain, your livelihood, your dreams, your car, your house, and your family.
Tania Gardana
#83. Times change: it was once the custom to take a bath weekly and religion daily.
Evan Esar
#84. You look like you got more of a bath than the car. I never
thought washing a car would be so hard, but after watching you for the last fifteen minutes, I'm convinced it should be an Olympic sport.
Jennifer L. Armentrout
#85. A three-year old was examining his testicles while taking a bath. 'Mom,' he asked,'are these my brains?' 'Not yet.' she replied.
Allan Pease
#86. Many a man ought to have a bath-tub larger than the boat which here rode upon the sea.
Stephen Crane
#87. Love is a pig dressed as a clown sitting in a bath full of beans: pretty much amazing, once you get over the shock.
Craig Stone
#88. I'm actually thinking about getting back to being a bath tub. I don't think anyone's ever quite segued into that.
David Duchovny
#89. Somebody needs a bath, a steak, and a hack saw, that you very fucking much.
Lime Craven
#90. My mum used Avon Skin So Soft oil when I was younger. She would have a bath, and then the smell used to fill the whole house.
Abbey Clancy
#91. I like to have a massage therapist come to my house, get a massage, take a bath, go to bed. That's a perfect night alone for me.
Stacy Keibler
#92. Whenever they are given the choice, some people choose a bath over a shower; they, too, would like to do their bit to waste water.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana
#93. We don't ruminate during a fight. Maybe in a bath, or driving a car, or as we take a walk. But not right smack in the middle of a dramatic moment.
Dani Shapiro
#94. The mom doesn't become sexy; the woman does. You have to retrieve the woman from the mother. And she may need to separate to do that: a bath, a walk. She must cordon off an erotic space.
Esther Perel
#95. That is what I mean. A bath! The receptacle of porcelain, one turns the taps and fills it, one gets in, one gets out and ghoosh - ghoosh - ghoosh, the water goes down the waste pipe!"
"M. Poirot are you quite mad?"
"No, I am extremely sane.
Agatha Christie
#96. Marriage is a good deal like taking a bath-not so hot once you get accustomed to it.
Laurence J. Peter
#98. [on camp:]
There were ten of us, living in a three-hundred-square-foot bunk, going through puberty as lightning speed. It was too much hormonal action for any one room, and the result was a frenzied, emotionally volatile space that smelled like a Bath and Body Works.
Lena Dunham
#99. Arthur said, "Let's be cool and not get busted. I advise rest and relaxation, and definitely a bath. You guys smell like booze and cheap whores."
Dred sniffed. "He's right. We do. Woof.
Laird Barron
#100. Let others, worn with living / And living's aftermath, / Take Sleep to heal the heart's distress, / Take Love to be their comfortress, / Take Song or Food or Fancy Dress, / But I shall take a Bath.
Phyllis McGinley
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