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Top 100 Bath Quotes

#1. [on camp:]
There were ten of us, living in a three-hundred-square-foot bunk, going through puberty as lightning speed. It was too much hormonal action for any one room, and the result was a frenzied, emotionally volatile space that smelled like a Bath and Body Works. - Author: Lena Dunham
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#2. At home in Paris I take a milk bath two times a week, but here on the road it is more difficult. I miss them. - Author: Anna Held
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#3. Come Hell or High Water usually depends on the kind of plug you use in the bath tub - Author: Josh Stern
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#4. She grabbed a towel from the rail and wrapped it around him, lifting him straight out of the bath, kicking and screaming. She carried him into his bedroom and laid him with elaborate care on the bed because she was terrified she might throw him against the wall. - Author: Liane Moriarty
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#5. Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in my bath and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Author: Woody Allen
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#6. But if anyone
so much as threatened them because of what Kaia
had once done, she would turn the Slumber Party
Massacre into Blood, Bath and Beyond, a
documentary by Kaia Skyhawk. - Author: Gena Showalter
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#7. My mum used Avon Skin So Soft oil when I was younger. She would have a bath, and then the smell used to fill the whole house. - Author: Abbey Clancy
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#8. The bath wasn't the best thing. Lying with him spooned up against her, listening to the rain rattle against the glass and his voice like a rolling wave ... that was the best thing. - Author: Charlotte Stein
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#9. Let others, worn with living / And living's aftermath, / Take Sleep to heal the heart's distress, / Take Love to be their comfortress, / Take Song or Food or Fancy Dress, / But I shall take a Bath. - Author: Phyllis McGinley
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#10. I felt unclean after having only one sponge bath since the delivery. - Author: Justin Bog
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#11. Marriage is a good deal like taking a bath-not so hot once you get accustomed to it. - Author: Laurence J. Peter
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#12. Then sink to your nose in a bubble bath. - Author: Blake Shelton
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#13. Everybody of any consequence or notoriety in Bath was well know by name to Mrs Smith. - Author: Jane Austen
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#14. Anyway, our fellow apes eat insects out of each other's fur; maybe bath bombs and body glitter are the modern human equivalent. - Author: Emily Nagoski
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#15. Do you clean yourself before you take a bath? - Author: Joseph Prince
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#16. Love, like the cold bath, is never negative, it seldom leaves us where it finds us; if once we plunge into it, it will either heighten our virtues, or inflame our vices. - Author: Charles Caleb Colton
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#17. A hot bath! How exquisite a vespertine pleasure, how luxurious, fervid and flagrant a consolation for the rigours, the austerities, the renunciations of the day. - Author: Rose Macaulay
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#18. Don't pet the cat that's had a bath. - Author: Susan Dennard
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#19. Lofts are great. But with a home, there is a lot to be said for delineated space. To have the luxury of a little separate work space is huge - and to have the dream-sequence master bath. - Author: Mike D
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#20. Every week we ought to have one hour for recieving letters, then go take a bath. - Author: Friedrich Nietzsche
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#21. You may call an eletric eel a rubber duck but that does not make it a rubber duck and god help the poor bastard who takes a bath with the duckie - Author: Cassandra Clare
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#22. I gave my cat a bath the other day ... they love it. He sat there, he enjoyed it, it was fun for me. The fur would stick to my tongue, but other than that ... - Author: Steve Martin
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#23. But you're such a nice guy,' she said, sounding like she'd just stepped fresh out of a bath. 'At least I think so. - Author: Haruki Murakami
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#24. Now I meditate twice a day for half an hour. In meditation, I can let go of everything. I'm not Hugh Jackman. I'm not a dad. I'm not a husband. I'm just dipping into that powerful source that creates everything. I take a little bath in it. - Author: Hugh Jackman
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#25. Oh! Who can be ever tired of Bath? - Author: Jane Austen
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#26. I like to have a massage therapist come to my house, get a massage, take a bath, go to bed. That's a perfect night alone for me. - Author: Stacy Keibler
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#27. I was about as political as a bath towel. - Author: Michel Houellebecq
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#28. But in philosophy, sometimes the baby ought to go out with the bath water. - Author: Aloysius Martinich
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#29. The worst of Bath was the number of its plain women ... He had frequently observed, as he walked, that one handsome face would be followed by thirty, or five-and-thirty frights. - Author: Jane Austen
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#30. Arthur said, "Let's be cool and not get busted. I advise rest and relaxation, and definitely a bath. You guys smell like booze and cheap whores."
Dred sniffed. "He's right. We do. Woof. - Author: Laird Barron
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#31. Eureka! Eureka!
Supposed to have been his cry, jumping naked from his bath and running in the streets, excited by a discovery about water displacement to solve a problem about the purity of a gold crown. - Author: Archimedes
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#32. Harder is Better! Post work out! Foot in the Ice Bath. A girl has to make a living! #hardcandytoronto. #addictedtosweat - Author: Madonna Ciccone
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#33. If you don't smell good, then you don't look good. - Author: Katy Elizabeth
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#34. Every man has a right to a Saturday night bath. - Author: Lyndon B. Johnson
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#35. Him about money. He suggested a weekly wage, I agreed, and once a year he told me he'd upped it a bit, usually by a little more than I would have asked for. What did people ask in interviews anyway? And what if they asked me to do something practical with this old man, to feed him or bath - Author: Jojo Moyes
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#36. Jewelry, a hot bath, and rest have often made a difference. - Author: Thomas Mann
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#37. One more thing."
"I think we're dating now." As V barked out a laugh, the cop shrugged. "Come on ... I got you naked. You wore a damn corset. And don't get me started about the sponge bath afterward."
"To the end. - Author: J.R. Ward
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#38. here you are in Bath, and - Author: Jane Austen
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#39. All a woman needs is a good bath, clean clothes, and for her hair to be combed. These things she can do herself. I very seldom go to the hairdresser, but when I do, I just marvel. - Author: Hedy Lamarr
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#40. The world has taken a five-thousand-year bath in wisdom and is just as grimy as ever. - Author: Robert Farrar Capon
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#41. Whenever they are given the choice, some people choose a bath over a shower; they, too, would like to do their bit to waste water. - Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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#42. I love drinking now and then. It defecates the standing pool of thought. A man perpetually in the paroxysm and fears of inebriety is like a half-drowned stupid wretch condemned to labor unceasingly in water; but a now-and-then tribute to Bacchus is like the cold bath, bracing and invigorating. - Author: Robert Burns
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#43. We don't ruminate during a fight. Maybe in a bath, or driving a car, or as we take a walk. But not right smack in the middle of a dramatic moment. - Author: Dani Shapiro
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#44. The mom doesn't become sexy; the woman does. You have to retrieve the woman from the mother. And she may need to separate to do that: a bath, a walk. She must cordon off an erotic space. - Author: Esther Perel
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#45. To escape the error of salvation by works we have fallen into the opposite error of salvation without obedience. In our eagerness to get rid of the legalistic doctrine of works we have thrown out the baby with the bath and gotten rid of obedience as well. - Author: A.W. Tozer
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#46. There's a reason Bath & Body Works doesn't have a line of products called Huge Fucking Squirrel. - Author: Kevin Hearne
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#47. That is what I mean. A bath! The receptacle of porcelain, one turns the taps and fills it, one gets in, one gets out and ghoosh - ghoosh - ghoosh, the water goes down the waste pipe!"
"M. Poirot are you quite mad?"
"No, I am extremely sane. - Author: Agatha Christie
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#48. I invented that little rhyme about 'One Ring to rule them all', I remember, in the bath one day. - Author: J.R.R. Tolkien
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#49. I may stay here in this town another day or I may go on to another town. No one knows where I am. I am taking this bath in life, as you see, and when I have had enough of it I shall go home feeling refreshed. - Author: Sherwood Anderson
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#50. Writing is like making love, editing is like giving your great grandfather a sponge bath. - Author: Midnight Taylor
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#51. Some men, like a wet dog, sprinkle a shower of advice over you when you are least prepared for a bath. - Author: Austin O'Malley
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#52. I need to be looked after. I'm not talking about diamond rings and nice restaurants and fancy stuff - in fact, that makes me uncomfortable. I didn't grow up with it, and it's not me, you know. But I need someone to say to me, 'Shall I run you a bath?' or 'Let's go to the pub, just us.' - Author: Kate Winslet
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#53. Brigan threw his head back and smiled at the sky. Well said, Lady. The world may be falling to pieces, but at least the lot of us can have a bath. - Author: Kristin Cashore
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#54. A bath is not enough to remove all your dirt if you are dirty from inside. - Author: Hussain Rasheed
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#55. Tears trickle down her cheeks, falling into the bath water as though they are the most inconsequential thing in the world - Author: Shelly Pratt
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#56. Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time - Author: Will Ferrell
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#57. Cookery is a wholly unselfish art: as 'art for art's sake' it is unthinkable. A man may sing in his bath every morning without the least encouragement, but no cook can cook just for his or her own sake in a like manner. All good cooks, like all great artists, must have an audience worth cooking for. - Author: Andre Simon
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#58. His broken heart was unfeeling, like shattered glass in an acid bath. - Author: Pete Townshend
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#59. Now my favourite pastime is to take a bath with my son. - Author: Orlando Bloom
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#60. Those who take refuge behind theological barbed wire fences, quite often wish they could have more freedom of thought, but fear the change to the great ocean of truth as they would a cold bath. - Author: Luther Burbank
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#61. Chess is a cold bath for the mind - Author: John Simon
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#62. I was as political as a bath towel - Author: Michel Houellebecq
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#63. Always eyes watching you and the voice enveloping you. Asleep or awake, indoors or out of doors, in the bath or bed- no escape. Nothing was your own except the few cubic centimeters in your skull. - Author: George Orwell
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#64. To go into the garden in its snowed-up state is like going into a bath of purity. The first breath on opening the door is so ineffably pure that it makes me gasp, and I feel a black and sinful object in the midst of all the spotlessness. - Author: Elizabeth Von Arnim
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#65. Whenever I'm sad I'm going to die, or so nervous I can't sleep, or in love with somebody I won't be seeing for a week, I slump down just so far and then I say: 'I'll go take a hot bath. - Author: Sylvia Plath
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#66. I think I'll take a bath in his blood. - Author: Mike Tyson
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#67. I boast of being the only man in London who has been bombed off a lavatory seat while reading Jane Austen. She went into the bath; I went through the door. - Author: Kingsley Martin
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#68. I knew I was an unwanted child when my bath toys were a toaster and a radio. - Author: Joan Rivers
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#69. I will, however, establish that success in love, as in all other aspects of life, belongs, as a rule, to the persistent and fiber man. Chaucer had reason to make the Old Bath confess: 'The truth is, more or less, we always succumb to attention and perseverance'. - Author: Frank Harris
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#70. I am sure there are things that can't be cured by a good bath but I can't think of one. - Author: Sylvia Plath
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#71. Things is very primitive in the jungle - no place to shit, sleep on the ground like an animal, eat out of cans, no place to take a bath or nothing, clothes is all rotting off. - Author: Winston Groom
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#72. When I come home and I'm tired from filming all day, I expect her to be there and make sure everything is cool for me. You know, like drawing my bath and helping me into bed. - Author: Oliver Reed
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#73. Both Miss Lavinia and Miss Clarissa had a superstition, however, that he would have declared his passion, if he had not been cut short in his youth (at about sixty) by over-drinking his constitution, and over-doing an attempt to set it right again by swilling Bath water. - Author: Charles Dickens
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#74. Something had happened. The bath towels knew it, the bathtub and the toilet knew it. My father turned and walked out the door. He knew it. It was my last beating. From him. - Author: Charles Bukowski
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#75. But you can't muscle through a five-hour run that way; you have to relax into it like easing your body into a hot bath, until it no longer resists the shock and begins to enjoy it. - Author: Christopher McDougall
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#76. I have spent much of my adult life trying to figure out how to experience holiness, and now I know that the struggle to figure things out is antithetical to the experience. You simply relax into holiness the way you would a warm bath. - Author: Victor Shamas
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#77. Occasionally a few bubbles would eructate to the surface like the ghosts of beans on bath night. - Author: Terry Pratchett
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#78. They couldn't, in the National Party, run a bath and if either the deputy leader or the leader tried to, Sir Robert would run away with the plug. - Author: David Lange
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#79. At the time we're stuck in it, like hostages locked in a Turkish bath, high school seems the most serious business in the world to just about all of us. It's not until the second or third class reunion that we start realizing how absurd the whole thing was. - Author: Stephen King
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#80. The sky," he wrote on his slate, "is my living room. The woods are my parlor. The lonely lake is my bath. I can't remain behind a fence all my life. - Author: E.B. White
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#81. For six weeks, I allow Bath is pleasant enough; but beyond that, it is the most tiresome place in the world. - Author: Jane Austen
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#82. she had insisted upon showing him her new showerbath. "You press that knob," she had said, "and look - " Innumerable needles of water shot down. He laughed aloud. They had sat on the edge of the bath together. But - Author: Virginia Woolf
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#83. Jesse rounded forward under the towel and cozied his feet in the bath water. It was as if no one else were around and Jesse was once again alone and at ease with his meditations. He said, "I can't figure it out: do you want to be like me, or do you want to be me? - Author: Ron Hansen
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#84. Smart, truly hilarious, and entirely sympathetic. Like a hot bubble bath or a holiday at the beach, you won't want it to end. - Author: Cecily Von Ziegesar
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#85. When we spend time together, I feel this peace that I don't get when you're not around. It's kind of like when you're a kid, and you put on fresh PJs after a bath and get into a made bed with clean sheets straight out of the dryer. That's what being with you feels like. - Author: Jamie McGuire
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#86. It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp - Author: Robin Williams
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#87. This person realizes that staying home means blowing off everyone this person has ever known. But the desire to stay in is very strong. This person wants to run a bath and then read in bed. - Author: Miranda July
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#88. Over the phone, her laughter sounded like a warm bath. - Author: Barbara Kingsolver
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#89. A letter is an unannounced visit, the postman the agent of rude surprises. One ought to reserve an hour a week for receiving letters and afterwards take a bath. - Author: Friedrich Nietzsche
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#90. Is this your soap?" "It is," Val answered, sitting on the bed and watching as St. Just dunked to wet his hair. "Do the honors. I am going smell like a bordello when I get out of this bath." "You will smell like a gentleman. - Author: Grace Burrowes
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#91. You don't want to take the world over with a whole hamper full of dirty clothes. That's the main thing people overlook. And take a shower, take a bath every day. - Author: J. B. Smoove
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#92. I love a warm bath at the end of a day. - Author: Cynthia Nixon
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#93. And Cindi came up with a new trick to use if she was having trouble falling asleep: "Counting backward from 300 by threes - it works like magic and you never get below 250." On the few occasions when I feel too wired to sleep, my panacea is a hot bath with my favorite bath salts. - Author: Arianna Huffington
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#94. WHY IS MY BATH COLD? Because I, purchaser of sadist shoes, needed to soak after wearing cheese graters on my feet yesterday and then traveling and walking and sitting through meetings and touring facilities and impersonating a pack mule today. 'Twas not meant to be. - Author: Qwen Salsbury
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#95. If feeling anxious about anything Dr Bachs night time rescue remedy is great. Sometimes a bath before bed helps. Burning Lavender or Clary Sage in the room before retiring. Try not to work on my computer very late and then bed straight after. Getting enough exercise definitely helps sleep. - Author: Rachel Ryan
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#96. If you sit in a bath of pineapple chunks, it can kill you. That's well documented. - Author: Karl Pilkington
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#97. I think sometimes could I only have music on my own terms, could I live in a great city, and know where I could go whenever I wished the ablution and inundation of musical waves, that were a bath and a medicine. - Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson
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#98. I daily disconnect and read a good book or listen to a good sermon or call a friend or my mom and talk on the phone with my feet up. I also take baths with bath salts that I make myself. - Author: Kim Alexis
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#99. We always imagine eternity as something beyond our conception, something vast, vast! But why must it be vast? Instead of all that, what if it's one little room, like a bath house in the country, black and grimy and spiders in every corner. and that's all eternity is? I sometimes fancy it like that. - Author: Fyodor Dostoyevsky
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#100. I got bath water you could soak in, things I could do with lotion. - Author: Drake
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