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Top 87 Piss Me Off Quotes

#1. Was there much damage done to your ship? (Nykyrian)
No, not really. Just enough to seriously piss me off and ruin my suckass day. (Syn) - Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon
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#2. My voice of reason is always Lola. "You're a jackass."
"You only say that when I'm being your voice of reason."
"Out of my head, witch. And don't piss me off, I tell her. "I'll buy you underwear one size too small for Christmas and make you hate life. - Author: Christina Lauren
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#3. The deaths, well, they did stack up, one after another. Kind of hard not to take them personally. Did I blame myself? Hell to the no. Did it piss me off and make me want to douse the entire compound in gasoline and start throwing matches? Hell yes. - Author: Jennifer L. Armentrout
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#4. You truly are twisted," Cut snarled. "How can you piss me off and make me proud all at the same time? - Author: Pepper Winters
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#5. So you had to piss me off badly enough activate some primal instinct?" I clenched my jaw, grinding my teeth. "I think all you managed to 'draw out' was fuming rage. I could rip your head off right now."

"Save that for later," he waved his hand dismissively. "You have work to do right now. - Author: M.A. George
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#6. You piss me off you Salmon ... You're too expensive in restaurants. - Author: Eddie Izzard
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#7. Jaime smiled. "I hope you're not thinking of taking the black on us, sweet brother."
Tyrion laughed. "What, me, celibate? The whores would go begging from Dorne to Casterly Rock. No, I just want to stand on top of the Wall and piss off the edge of the world. - Author: George R R Martin
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#8. How he'd piss on the mattress and shove my face in it, force me to finger his ass while he'd beat himself off. - Author: E.K. Blair
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#9. Don't piss me off, Abel, or I'll blast you with my blue light, she shot back, and it wasn't entirely a joke. - Author: Kristen Ashley
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#10. In America, being able to get things done, especially if it's by bending rules, making exceptions, or calling in a favor, is the way to show power. In France, being able to say non (especially to a bureaucratically legitimate request) is the way to show power. And piss me off. - Author: Vivian Swift
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#11. Hi," (cough), "my name is Jasmin Field. I'm a journalist. So don't piss me off. Ha ha. And um - well, I can't really act. Ha ha." No one laughed. - Author: Melissa Nathan
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#12. Abandon all hope ye who piss me off. - Author: Richard Kadrey
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#13. It's almost funny if it didn't piss me off so much. - Author: Vincent Hobbes
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#14. Everyone seems to know more than I do, and being on the shallow end of the information pool is starting to piss me off. - Author: Kendare Blake
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#15. The truth will set u free but first it will piss u off - Author: Albert Borris
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#16. Is there anything that doesn't piss you off?"
"Yeah, flowers and sunshine. But there's none of that to be found since this world fell into a hellhole, so you won't see me cracking rainbow smiles or going easy on you anytime soon."
- Jet and Skylla - Author: Rachael Wade
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#17. What does that mean, 'real'? Amn't I real, you? If you cut me, do I not bleed? If you piss me off, will I not kick you up the arse? - Author: Tad Williams
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#18. Remind me not to piss you off Red. You might aim for the heart and shoot me in the balls. - Author: Nora Roberts
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#19. As long as you continue to tar social democracy with all the crimes of communism, I feel equally entitled to tar the free market with the crimes of slavery, segregation, colonialism and genocide; piss me off and I'll add fascism and the Nazis. - Author: Greg Erwin
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#20. I'd gotten on the piss and it had kicked me the fuck off. Hard. - Author: S.A. Tawks
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#21. Malavika Vishwanath. Don't try to say it you'll just piss me off. - Author: Peter Clines
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#22. Piss me off and count your toes because what's commin, AIN'T GOOD, AIN'T FUCKING GOOD! - Author: Deyth Banger
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#23. It's either vilification or sanctification, and both piss me off. - Author: Bob Geldof
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#24. I love you until you do something to piss me off. Then I turn into your personal Satan. - Author: Brittainy C. Cherry
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#25. I have this weird sort of Gemini thing where I can really be empathetic and a loving person. But if you piss me off, I can be one of the meanest, most sadistic people. - Author: Bill Burr
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#26. Rich kids who write songs about food stamps always piss me off. I'm not going to write any songs about that, either. - Author: Neko Case
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#27. I remember how that used to piss me off as a kid," he recalled. "Get yourself a brand-new knife and 5 minutes later it's hung up in power lines or a fucking tree. That sure is life. One minute things are moving along good, the next, the wind blows your ass to ruination. - Author: Patricia Cornwell
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#28. You smell like baby powder." "And you smell like you want to piss me off. - Author: C.D. Reiss
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#29. Cause you piss me off. You make me laugh. You make me think. You're absolutely fine with me bein' nothin' but me. You're fuckin' gorgeous. You're a great lay. And you like my dog. - Author: Kristen Ashley
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#30. Now," Graves finally said, "anyone else want to piss me off? Anyone else think this is a goddamn democracy? - Author: Lilith Saintcrow
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#31. Hey dickhead, you should know something. You attack my brother, you really piss me off. (Vane)
Hot damn, Daimon food. Hey Vane, you want the white meat or dark? (Fang)
How about I grab one leg, you grab the other and we make a wish and pull? (Vane) - Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon
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#32. No buts, nothing. You have the ability to piss me off without even trying, but I'll fucking take a gun to my head before I lay a hand on you. You clear on that? - Author: Nalini Singh
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#33. Remind me never to piss you off ... Are you as good at being a friend as you are an enemy? - Author: Laurell K. Hamilton
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#34. With another curse, I'm out of the truck, slamming the door to piss Pigpen off. He follows as I go up the stairs, then brushes past me when I pause. He grins at me over his shoulder before opening the screen door. - Author: Katie McGarry
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#35. Tell me to mind my own business, tell me to go fuck myself, to piss, off, go on, say it, but don't tell me nothing's wrong. - Author: Gregory Maguire
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#36. Piss off Satan and don't take me for dumber than I look. - Author: William S. Burroughs
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#37. One corner of his mouth twitched. "Should I consider that a warning?"
"Just don't be surprised if you find yourself riding a bolt of lightning if you piss me off."
"I'm into kinky shit, so that works. - Author: Larissa Ione
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#38. I helped you. I did! I put him where you told me to. (Basi)
You didn't do shit, except whine and piss me off! (Apollymi)
(Apollymi blasted her into oblivion.) - Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon
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#39. It's not my fault that these are the problems I've been put on this earth to deal with, right? They're petty, they piss me off, and they're all mine - Author: Megan McCafferty
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#40. Dominic was really starting to piss me off when it came to sex. - Author: Chenell Parker
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#41. How's everything going, Jonah? This question is enough to piss me off. I hate counselors ... I have Naomi. I don't need this crap. - Author: Hannah Moskowitz
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#42. But I've been to the other side and survived the trip back and can move like a queen." Pixy dust sifted over us, and my skin burned. "Don't piss me off." Behind - Author: Kim Harrison
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#43. I may be a pawn, but I've been to the other side and survived the trip back and I can move like a queen. Don't piss me off. - Author: Kim Harrison
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#44. God sent me to piss the world off! - Author: Eminem
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#45. Dude deserves to be castrated, if you ask me.'
Ry chokes a bit, a strangled laugh. Remind me never to piss you off. - Author: Kiersten White
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#46. Whatever you want, as long as it doesn't end with you trying to hit me," he teased.
"You love fighting with me, otherwise you wouldn't piss me off so much," I retorted in a more upbeat disposition. - Author: Alicia Deters
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#47. Is it your goal in life to piss me off until I cut your arteries open one by one? - Author: James Dashner
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#48. Fuckity Squared, remind me to never piss you off. - Author: Jamie McGuire
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#49. When I was in seventh grade my mom caught me smoking cigarettes and punished me by making me smoke the entire carton. All it did was piss me off because I was out of cigarettes. - Author: Pink
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#50. Jesus addresses the angry mob who are stoning a prostitute: "Let him who is without sin cast the first stone." A stone flies through the air and hits the woman. Jesus turns around and says, "Sometimes you really piss me off, Mother. - Author: Graeme Simsion
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#51. It's that Scorpio in me. I love you until you do something to piss me off. Then I turn into your personal Satan." I - Author: Brittainy C. Cherry
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#52. Single insincere phoneme, piss me off? Why can't I ignore her, - Author: Pat Conroy
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#53. If you'd given yourself to someone else, you wouldn't be mine. And that would seriously piss me off. - Author: Kristen Ashley
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#54. I have PMS and GPS, which means if you piss me off, I will find you. - Author: Eve Langlais
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#55. Fuck, this is gonna piss you off and then you aren't gonna let me stick my dick in you," he muttered.
"Do you have to be so crude?" I snapped.
"Have you met me?"
"Who says I'd let you do it anyway?"
"Babe," he replied in a low, rough voice, raising his eyebrow at me. - Author: Joanna Wylde
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#56. Remind me," he paused, drawing in a stuttered gasp, "to never piss you off again. Christ, are you secretly a ninja? - Author: Jennifer L. Armentrout
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#57. Have you no honor? No decency? No damn brains? You don't kill me with bullets. You just piss me off. And you just ruined my friggin' favorite coat. For that, you die. (Wulf) - Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon
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#58. I didn't get my nap today. Wouldn't do for someone to piss me off. - Author: Stephanie McAfee
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#59. That's easy. Don't piss me off, don't get anyone killed, don't be stupid and watch each other's backs. I like to keep it simple. That way there's less room for people to misunderstand me. - Reilly Campbell, Gunship - Author: J.J. Snow
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#60. The woman who'd killed me was really starting to piss me off. - Author: Sharon Stevenson
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#61. Then why haven't you killed yourself? (Astrid)
Why should I? The only enjoyment I have in my life is knowing I piss off everyone around me. If I were dead, it would make them all happy. God forbid I should ever do that. (Zarek) - Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon
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#62. You listen to me now and stop cutting me off. It's rude." She stopped moving and dropped her hand. "You can't tell me what I can and can't do; where I can go and who I can see."
She stopped talking so he requested, "May I speak?"
"Only if you don't piss me off when you do it, - Author: Kristen Ashley
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#63. He wasn't looking at me, and I wasn't looking at him. "Sometimes I wonder if you make decisions just to piss me off."
I glared at the road. "Sometimes I wonder if you give yourself too much credit in my decision-making. - Author: Catherine Doyle
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#64. just munches away on tortilla chips and salsa like it's his last supper. Piss me off enough, it just damn well may be. - Author: Silla Webb
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#65. Look guys, I am your worst nightmare. I'm a woman with a badge, a gun, and PMS. Are you really sure you want to piss me off any more tonight? - Author: K.V. McMillan
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#66. I'm going to miss you, girls," he told the plants.
"You have names for them?" croaked Jane.
"This is Beatrice."
"You're not really a people person, are you?"
"Humans piss me off. - Author: Adam Baker
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#67. These fucking women really piss me off,' April said. 'Because instead of being elated by the thought of making their own happiness and chasing some crazy dream, all they want to do is narrow their options and do something safe. - Author: J. Courtney Sullivan
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#68. Piss me off again and I'll rip you a new asshole and then fuck it. And that's just the foreplay. - Author: Larissa Ione
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#69. Noah," Ronan said tenderly, placing his palm on top of Noah's cold, seven-years-dead hand, "you're starting to piss me off. - Author: Maggie Stiefvater
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#70. You know, Sam, it's beginning to piss me off how you figure me out. How the heck am I supposed to be intriguing and mysterious if you keep figuring me out? - Author: Kristen Ashley
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#71. I told you not to piss off Noir. One day you're going to listen to me. (Asmodeus)
Why start now? (Jaden)
Ah, you're right. Bled so much now, it doesn't really matter, does it? (Asmodeus) - Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon
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#72. I may be a pawn," I said as I locked my shaking knees. "But I've been to the other side and survived the trip back and can move like a queen." Pixy dust sifted over us, and my skin burned. "Don't piss me off. - Author: Kim Harrison
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#73. His own dragon roared in turmoil in his head: protect her, crush her. Her kind is evil. Protect your mate. Slippery is the water dragon. His dragon roared the ancient saying, and the tips of his wings pushed again at his back.
You are starting to piss me off, he said to her. - Author: Susannah Scott
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#74. I'm still going to eat them. How much is going to depend on how seriously they piss me off by the time I get in there. - Author: Julie Kagawa
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#75. I don't give a fuck, God sent me to piss the world off. - Author: Eminem
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#76. You sure you wanna piss me off? I just pulled my dick out of a willing woman's mouth for you, so it's not like I'm in a good mood to start with. - Author: Joanna Wylde
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#77. I want art to make me think. In order to do that, it may piss me off, or make me uncomfortable. That promotes awareness and change, or at least some discussion. - Author: Pink
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#78. He curled his claw into a fist. "I'd like to shove a stake up that bastard's ass."
Adam's lip curled. "Remind me not to piss you off."
The demon raised his brow. "Trust that shit, mancy. - Author: Jaye Wells
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#79. You see, I don't know why I did it, he declared as if he had
just discovered the cure for cancer. But the only thing he had
discovered was yet another way to piss me off. - Author: Danka V.
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#80. Tony wanted to kill me, the Senate wanted to make me their stooge, and, oh, yeah, I'd also managed to piss off the mages. What can I say? I'm an overachiever. - Author: Karen Chance
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#81. If God is real, I think he might be some kind of masochist. I imagine he sits there up on his cloud, long white robes flowing, drinking a forty of Mickey's and smoking a Winston as he flips me the bird and plans what he'll do next to piss me off. - Author: T.J. Klune
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#82. I can't imagine what someone would write that would infuriate me. Maybe if my loved one had died of some disease and someone was insensitive, that would piss me off. - Author: Joel Stein
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#83. I could tell myself that I'm doing it because she'll get back to her feet just to spite me - but the truth is, I really just want to piss her off. Keeping her moving is a bonus. - Author: Amie Kaufman
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#84. I'm polite. I guess that's the dichotomy within me. I don't like to piss people off just for the sake of pissing them off. I pick my battles. - Author: Lucinda Williams
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#85. I got into rock and roll to piss my parents off and the establishment around me. - Author: Kid Rock
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#86. Why don't you just tell me what I did to piss you off so I can go ahead and hit on you. - Author: Kristen Proby
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#87. I thought you were disgusted by the people that come to my club." "They're still people." He presses the button again. "If you go outside, you will be killed. If you make noise, you will be sent outside. Don't piss me off." Just like that, Chester's goes completely silent. - Author: Karen Marie Moning
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