Top 100 Nobody Likes Quotes
#1. Nobody likes me," he concluded at the tail end of a ten-minute pity fest.
"Can't imagine why," Quinn murmured. I turned my snort of laughter into a fake cough,
which was an embarrassingly feeble attempt at subterfuge when you consider the fact that
I didn't have any lungs.
Robin Wasserman
#2. ...It is one of the strange truths of life that practically nobody likes to be stared at and that practically nobody can stop themselves from staring....
Lemony Snicket
#3. Whenever you correct someone's grammar just remember that nobody likes you.
Jim Gaffigan
#4. I am trying to be a good person. I am trying to be myself, and if nobody likes me for me, that is their problem.
Evan Rachel Wood
#5. People aren't stupid. People wanna see good movies, especially comedies. Those by the books comedies, I don't get it. Who likes those? Nobody likes those.
Emma Stone
#6. It's failure, really, that you grow by, although nobody likes to experience it.
Nick Nolte
#7. Nobody likes to hear it, because it's dull, but the reason you win or lose is darn near always the same - pitching.
Earl Weaver
#8. Nobody likes to admit that they made a mistake, but if you do, you have to stand up and take responsibility and you have to say that you were wrong.
Lara Logan
#9. If I write scripts that nobody likes, I don't think we'll be doing 'True Detective.'
Nic Pizzolatto
#10. Nobody likes having a problem, but having a convoluted, bureaucratic one is even more galling.
David Sedaris
#11. Nobody really likes large-scale organizations; nobody likes to take orders from a superior who takes orders from a superior who takes orders ...
E.F. Schumacher
#12. Nobody likes to feel like they're on the losing side of anything.
Chuck Todd
#14. Be nice people, cause nobody likes an asshole.
Darren Criss
#15. Nobody likes to be found out, not even one who has made ruthless confession a part of his profession. Any autobiographer, therefore, at least between the lines, spars with his reader and potential judge.
Erik Erikson
#16. Ford even began to whistle, which was probably his mistake. Nobody likes a whistler,
Douglas Adams
#18. I'm really sort of cautious about being too didactic. To me there are writers that can do that, but I think they drown in that after a while. I do think the job of a writer is to raise questions and nobody likes the questions being asked.
Adam Braver
#19. The danger with playing someone tough is that the character can become two-dimensional and mean and nobody likes her.
Rebecca Mader
#20. And when had a critical eye ever helped me, really? Nobody likes the girl who points out all the inherent sexism on The Bachelor. But people are charmed byt the girl kvelling about nail art, boba tea, and the homeopathic benefits of ayahuasca.
Mindy Kaling
#21. It seems like the first law of Nature is that everybody likes to receive things, but nobody likes to feel grateful.
Zora Neale Hurston
#22. Strive to be the best you can be ... focus, watch, listen, and learn. Try never to be satisfied with 'good enough' ... and above all, love what you do-share that passion with others, and always stay humble. Nobody likes a 'big head' no matter how good you are.
Robby Naish
#23. Nobody likes children, your mother assured you. That doesn't mean you don't have them.
Junot Diaz
#24. Nobody likes paying tolls. It's difficult to explain the concept of dynamic tolling, where the price varies to maintain the flow of traffic. And it's difficult to explain why highway widenings don't wind up helping commuters in the long run.
Robert James Thomson
#25. Nobody likes to see that which they've invested in disappear from the face of the earth before they've even died. This is not cool. We can now see what the landmarks are.
Twyla Tharp
#28. I'm a happy man, because I am successful in what I do, of course; but what makes me most happy is I have people around me that I love and who love me back. This, for me, is the most important thing. Nobody likes to be alone.
Novak Djokovic
#30. Nobody likes a celebrity DJ for the sake of style, so I don't do that - I try to be good at what I do. It's all about resetting, it's my escape. It is work, it's a job, but I just love doing it.
Idris Elba
#31. nobody likes to be made out to be morons, especially morons.
Jim Riva
#33. Being right is actually a very hard burden to be able to carry gracefully and humbly. That's why nobody likes to sit next to the kid in class who's right all the time. One of the hardest things in the world is to be right and not hurt other people with it.
John Ortberg
#34. There are times when you just get down, you feel like nobody likes you. We're in high school forever. It's just what we do with it.
Russell Lynes
#35. Nobody likes a bore on a soapbox. Humor is always the best defense and weapon. If you can make an idiot laugh, they'll at least pause and listen before they do something stupid . . . to you.
John Waters
#37. I'm actually a very bad surfer, which is good because everybody likes a bad surfer. Nobody likes a good surfer.
Liev Schreiber
#38. I like to play the grey areas in life - that's the most uncomfortable place to be. Nobody likes to be in that in-between state where there don't know what's going to happen. There's a lot of tension in that, and a lot of stuff to play with - where it's uncomfortable and awkward and sad and scary.
Melanie Lynskey
#39. I am perfectly happy to believe that nobody likes us but the public.
Rudolf Bing
#40. My mum is very driven and has always kept me busy ... She used to say to me, 'Nobody likes a teenager. So use your teenage years to work. Then enjoy your life when you're slightly older.'
Ella Eyre
#41. Nobody likes it when someone calls in sick.
Homaro Cantu
#42. Nobody likes a whistler, particularly not the divinity that shapes our ends.
Douglas Adams
#43. He looked a shade too healthy and nobody likes that. Particularly in New York.
Kinky Friedman
#44. So, we are all in accord?" Savitar
"Yes. Dare is an asshole and nobody likes him, at all." Fury
Sherrilyn Kenyon
#46. Nobody likes to have trouble. The moment we get a hint that it's coming, a common response is, 'Oh no! Not again!'
Joyce Meyer
#47. Let's face it - with a few exceptions, nobody likes anybody.
David Lubar
#49. Nobody likes to hear a f**king rock star talk about his problems
John Rzeznik
#50. Nobody likes to throw stuff away. It's just antithetical to our sense of being a person. But we're all habituated to that way of living today.
Peter Senge
#51. After all, nobody likes to be sold. But we all like to make good buying decisions.
Dale Carnegie
#52. People come out of prison and aren't treated like I've been treated. I didn't kill anybody. I didn't violate anybody's rights. My rights were violated. Nobody likes to be hated, but the whole world hated Mary Beth Whitehead.
Mary Beth Whitehead
#53. A song nobody likes is a sad thing. But a love song nobody likes is hardly a thing at all.
Rob Sheffield
#54. One of the biggest lies in capitalism is that companies like competition. They don't. Nobody likes competition.
Eliot Spitzer
#56. If you do something and people think you're stupid, just go for crazy. You get more respect that way because nobody likes stupid people.
Louis C.K.
#57. Nobody likes the bringer of bad news.
Sophocles
#58. I don't get it: they re-package the same shitty football games every year, update a few stats, call it a new game and millions of suckers keep buying them. What's the point? Why not just go outside and play real football instead? Or even better yet, get bent. Nobody likes football.
Maddox
#59. No matter how much kids beg to be treated like adults, nobody likes to let go of their childhood. You wish for it and dream of it and the second you have it, you wonder what you've done. You wonder what it is you've become.
Daniel H. Wilson
#60. I didn't really like my Sydney accent - nobody likes the sound of their own voice - and when I was a little younger tried to change my accent gradually. But I've only ever really lived in Sydney and Los Angeles, so I haven't been influenced by the accents of some far-off land.
Callan McAuliffe
#61. Nobody likes practice, but whats worse: practicing or sucking at something? ... Oh give me a fucking break, practicing is NOT worse than sucking.
Justin Halpern
#62. People punch up," he said. "They punch the ones who are better than them. Nobody likes a kid who does something well. That
Ethan Canin
#63. Nobody likes the man who brings bad news.
Sophocles
#64. I find infidelity interesting because it's so revelatory about people. It's this really silent thing. Everyone acknowledges it as a general practice, but nobody likes to go beyond that, to get down to the nitty-gritty.
Junot Diaz
#65. I'm only doing one more," Ruby said, scrolling through her phone. "Nobody likes a day-drunk hussie."
"Hey, give yourself some credit. You'll be a really cute day- drunk hussie.
Daniel Younger
#66. You're not funny and nobody likes you!
CM Punk
#67. He raised his hand in a peaceful gesture. "You need to relax a bit, dove. Like Mouse over there. You trust me, don't you, Mouse?"
"Nope!"
"Ahhh, I'm hurt. Nobody likes me.
Ilona Andrews
#70. Make sure you are doing something you love to do when working out. Nobody likes to work, so when you do choose a workout, make it something you enjoy doing. You won't stick with it if you hate it and if it feels like work. Find something fun.
Miesha Tate
#71. Balance in life is the key, as Aristotle taught us. Nobody likes a naive Pollyanna, but neither do we like to be around people who are constantly complaining and finding fault.
Mark Skousen
#72. I was something that is always hated in Hollywood - a perfectionist; nobody likes a perfectionist, you know.
Fritz Lang
#73. Nobody likes hard times, but it's the unpleasant experiences that are often the catalysts to build the character required for our destiny.
T.D. Jakes
#74. Nobody likes being exploited, unless they're unaware of it, and many aren't aware of it because they believe that's how life is and you can't change it.
Rius
#75. Nobody likes the "A" word, but everyone ages. You can have an aging in place master suite that looks like a resort hotel, rather than a rehab hospital room.
Jamie Gold
#77. My mother says that I have a knack for remembering what others forget. Sometimes it's a curse; nobody likes it when there's somebody to remember what they've tried so hard to bury.
Cecelia Ahern
#78. Nobody likes being alone. I just hate to be disappointed.
Haruki Murakami
#79. Nobody likes to be tapped on the knee. Practically nobody likes to be tapped anywhere.
Lemony Snicket
#80. It helps to remember that nobody likes to be managed. But everybody longs to be included.
Arundhati Subramaniam
#81. Nobody likes to lose power or reach a point of humility.
Nick Nolte
#82. I have one of those faces that nobody likes.
David Alpay
#83. You know what the worst part about my drinking is? When I'm drunk I slur. You know, like I say racial slurs. Wow, nobody likes that at a barbeque.
Amy Schumer
#84. You know, Michael, it's not absolutely true in every case that nobody likes a smart ass.
Stanley Kubrick
#85. Nobody likes the ball low and away, but that's where you're going to get it from me. I been pitching it there 50 years, away from them. That way they can't hurt you. You keep the ball in the park.
Satchel Paige
#86. When you try to talk about yourself, you dont know who you are, or what your like, or what your like to other people. And the moment you do it's a formula for yourself, and then you're imitating yourself, and then nobody likes you and they dont know why.
Carol Channing
#87. Nobody likes to fail. I want to succeed in everything I do, which isn't much. But the things that I'm really passionate about, if I fail at those, if I'm not successful, what do I have?
Eminem
#88. I think everybody likes a person that stands up for themselves. Nobody likes a punk or a coward.
Ice Cube
#89. Nobody likes these things life hands us. But part of becoming a man is understanding how to face them head on instead of running all the time. It's time you learned how to do that.
Mira Jacob
#90. Nobody likes, you know, the ugly parts of politics.
Barbara Bush
#91. On coaching the 1970s Philadelphia Flyers: Nobody likes us. Nobody outside Philadelphia, that is. In fact, the nicest thing people say about us is that we are a bunch of muggers.
Fred Shero
#92. Nobody ... likes talking about enforceable international protocols and yet unless there is a real change in attitude, we have to contemplate those very unwelcome possibilities if we want the global economy not to collapse and millions, billions, of people to die.
Rowan Williams
#93. Lots of people like Seth MacFarlane. Many other people like watching the Oscars. But nobody likes both, not even Seth MacFarlane, who has no idea what the Oscars are.
Rob Sheffield
#94. Nobody likes taxes. I would prefer that none of us had to pay taxes, including myself.
Barack Obama
#96. Maybe you don't like your job. Maybe you didn't get enough sleep. Nobody likes their job; nobody got enough sleep. Maybe you just had the worst day of your life. You know there's no escape and there's no excuse, so just suck up and be nice.
Ani DiFranco
#97. I'm always taking into consideration how the shoe will look on the foot, its relation to the ankle and the leg - that's very important. I often see shoes that seem interesting or nice until a woman puts them on. then a lot of shoes look very clunky, and nobody likes to see that.
Christian Louboutin
#98. Nobody likes a child to die or losing an election.
Barbara Bush
#99. It's not a case of 'look at me in my car'; it's more, 'look at the car'. I like the idea of other people enjoying them, because everything has become a bit faceless and nobody likes the motor car any more.
Jay Kay
#100. I've heard rumors about myself that are true - and nobody likes that. But there's actually something very liberating when you hear a false rumor because you realize there's nothing you can do. People are going to say whatever they want - especially on chat boards.
Christian Borle
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