CM Punk Quotes

#1. In 50 years, your grandchildren will be asking you where you were when CM Punk beat the Undertaker's streak!

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#2. My hair is pure. It stands for purity because no foreign chemicals or substances has ever touched my hair.

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#3. King Kofi Kingston, that does have a nice ring to it. But not so much the initials, though.

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#4. Is he under the influence or something?

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#5. I am the voice of the voiceless.

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#6. One week I'll get pancakes at Bongo Room, the next week I go to Kuma's Corner. But I always end up at Coldstone. I love ice cream.

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#7. Can I wear your blazer?

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#8. You can tell that hold is effective because his face is red and the rest of his body is the color of a bottle of 2% milk.

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#9. People like to come up to me and tell me that I've got nice ink. Except these tattoos aren't just decorations. They are declarations. Every tattoo I have tells its own story about who I am. Drug-free. Honor. And a war against the system.

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#10. I don't know if you guys know this but I'm sort of a big deal.

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#11. There's a lot of unrest. There are a lot of people who are unhappy. I don't want to say I'm their hero, but a lot of people have said that ... It's like this in every job, I think. There's certain people who are afforded privileges and maybe, maybe don't deserve them.

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#12. I mean when was the last time we had one of these contract signings ... that didn't end ... in some sort of horrible physical calamity? So if you wanna cut to the chase, you know, we can flip the table over, we can all start beating each other up or we can at least make this entertaining.

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#13. I'd much rather be a one-hit wonder than a phony.

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#14. King Kofi Kingston. The initials are horrible but the name sounds great.

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#15. So what? I'm out here doing commentary with Malaria.

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#16. I am The Catalyst of Change

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#17. I think drugs and alcohol aren't a wrestling problem, it's a life problem, it's a people problem.

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#18. Climb up the ladder! Climb up the ladder! Are you stupid?!

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#19. I'm not doing my job if people are like, "What you do is fake." And literally people on the street are confused, generally, for the first time.

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#20. Gorgeous day here in Chicago. Sure is better than Canada.

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#21. There's one thing you're better at than I am, and that's kissing Vince McMahon's ass. You're as good as kissing Vince's ass as Hulk Hogan was. -To John Cena

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#22. Planning stuff out sucks. If you plan stuff out, you wind up talking in a very monotonous, unnatural way.

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#23. Best of luck in your future endeavors!

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#24. I'm not a suit and tie kind of guy. I wear a suit once a year, for the Hall of Fame, or if I have to go to a funeral or something. It's just not me.

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#25. I think Mixed Martial Arts is going to be a huge thing coming up in pro wrestling, and I like to think of myself as one of the first guys to try and implement that into my style.

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#26. The best thing you can probably do is keep a low profile, keep your eyes and ears open, your mouth shut, and you will learn a ton.

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#27. Right now at the announce table we've got two kings and a queen, I'll let you figure out who's who.

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#28. I am fat and I don't care.

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#29. Yes, I wanted to win! I wanted the belt! I'm a belt mark! I want to sleep with it! I want to wear that and nothing else to church on Sunday!

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#30. My chair just broke by the way. It's a billion dollar corporation and I can't get a decent chair and somebody to come out here and fix this announce table.

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#31. All your heroes are dead! I killed them!

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#32. I did try out for football and wrestling but they wouldn't let me on the teams because I had blue hair.

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#33. I would much rather be hated for who I am, then loved for something that I am not.

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#34. It's a good time to be CM Punk right now.

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#35. I fancy myself as being very good at Guitar Hero. I really don't play any other videogames. I kind of fell in love with Guitar Hero the first time I played it, and went out and bought a system for it.

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#36. I am stoked for this. This is my favorite part of the entire show.

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#37. Can we not say 'dumped' and 'Bellas' in the same sentence, please?

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#38. I'm jumping in right now. And I'm going to say that everybody I know has a 'day I met CM Punk story' and they're all 100% fabrication. It's all bullshit. Thank you.

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#39. Do I want an ice cream bar with my name on it? You're DAMN right!

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#40. Texas is dicktown. No basement in the alamo. I didnt capitalize that on purpose.

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#41. Pete and Repeat are in a boat, Pete jumps out who's left in the boat?

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#42. I'm not allowed to wear my street clothes on TV because Vince McMahon says I don't look like CM Punk when I'm not in my gear.

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#43. If something sucks, I've always been completely vocal about it, and I've been punished many, many times because of that. But I don't think I'd be in the spot I'm in right now if I wasn't me. I've always just been me.

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#44. This is how diseases are usually spread. Someone spits on a guy, somebody has sex with a chimp. Next thing you know ... AIDS.

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#45. The CM stands for Cole Miner.

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#46. I'll go be the best in the world somewhere else.

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#47. I'm straight edge, and that means I'm better than you.

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#48. Its Not a Belt, its a Championship Title!

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#49. Wherever I am, I think it's my show.

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#50. It looks like they've been watching old Japan tapes!

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#51. I might wear a tux on Monday. Or a kimono!

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#52. Survivor Series is something that was very surreal to me to be a part of, but now, I just want to do it again.

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#53. John, what are you doing? John, my diet soda. What are you doing?

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#54. OMG Kevin Nash WTF thought he was dead LOL

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#55. I pride myself on being a jerk, because I'm brutally honest all the time.

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#56. Looks like he's dressed for court.

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#57. You're not funny and nobody likes you!

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#58. I had a Chicago Street Fight a couple of years back in Ring of Honor that was really bloody and really violent. That is probably the closest thing to the Extreme Elimination Chamber I can think of.

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#59. Don't look at me like that, Michael Cole.

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#60. My name's Punk. CM Punk.

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#61. Wrestling is pretty DIY. I've been doing it for 12 years, completely on my own. It's like being in a band or running a zine - except that I get to kick people in the face.

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#62. I will kick you in the nuts and you will smile and like it.

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#63. I owe my career to Paul Heyman.

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#64. Straight edge means I'm better than you.

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#65. Screw you and your 38,000 twitter followers!

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#66. It's a good thing a DUI's job security.

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#67. My dream match is me and Chris Benoit against Fit Finlay and William Regal. That way I get to work with Benoit and I get to beat up and get beat up by Finlay and Regal.

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#68. On the road, the WWE is a family. The divas are my sisters, and like any big brother, I don't want creeps around my little sisters.

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#69. I'm a very goal-oriented person.

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#70. For some reason, talking is easy for me. Practice does make perfect; I've been doing it for a while. Being out there in a high-pressure situation with a live audience and a live TV camera on you, it brings something out. It's very organic.

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#71. Right now, I would like complete silence when I'm talking.

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#72. When you step in the ring, your arms are just too short to box with God

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#73. I believe Melina is wearing Uggs. Which is exactly how I feel about her.

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#74. I like all kinds of wrestling, I like pro wrestling, so if there's a guy I've been feuding with for over a year, and damn it, the only thing left to do is beat the crap out of each other in a steel cage, then it's time to do it.

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#75. If hell is to roam, then i've got hell to pave ...

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#76. This isn't CM Punk talking to Triple H, this is Phil Brooks talking to
Paul Levesque

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#77. I would, but I know where that hand's been.

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#78. I don't want to sound egotistical, but I'm egotistical to an extent.

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#79. When approaching me in public, do not be rude. Say please. Introduce yourself. Have manners. Be considerate. Otherwise you'll be disappointed.

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#80. Luck? Good luck? GM, the last time I checked, luck is for losers.

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#81. What you've lost sight of is what you are, and what you are is what you hate. You're the 10-time WWE Champion! You're the man! You, like the Red Sox, like Boston, are no longer the underdog! You're a dynasty. You are what you hate. You have become the New York Yankees!

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#82. Please. Thank you. Learn it. Love it. Or be disappointed.

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#83. People get hired based off of a certain look or something like that and they have no intention of paying their dues or even respecting the business. It's not a good idea to do that.

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#84. Sometimes it's what you don't do that makes you who you are.

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#85. YOU HAVE A VAAGGGIINNAAA!

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#86. If you give me the ball, you'll never see it again. Because I'll knock it out of the f*****g park.

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#87. I am STILL better than you. Because I AM drug free, I AM alcohol free, and I'm straightedge.

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#88. Have you guys ever ghost hunted in Hawaii? No? Well, I have this fat friend ... I shouldn't say fat, that might offend him, but he's Samoan and claims to have seen ghosts.

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#89. You'd figure he'd go do something with his life, like maybe he could enlist and actually become a marine!

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#90. Drink up, England ... I WANT your liver to fail. Smoke up England, I WANT you to die.

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#91. The idea of being on television is to wear your T-shirt so people see it and maybe buy it.

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#92. Pro wrestling has always been ingrained into American culture. It was one of the first things that was ever on television, so everybody watched it.

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#93. I don't drink, I don't smoke, I don't do drugs. I kick people in the face for a living. So, if that's something you're into - if you like watching people get kicked in the face - come see me. I'll probably be your favorite wrestler

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#94. Do you know what it's like going through life being better than everybody? It's hard.

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#95. Fix him so I can break him again!

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#96. Where, oh, where are my WWE ice cream bars?!

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#97. See, Josh, that's what you do when someone slaps you in the face. So the next time it happens to you, try to retaliate.

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#98. Different people are afforded different opportunities. I've been given some awesome opportunities, and I feel that I've always knocked them out of the park. But I've always been scaled back after that.

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#99. No matter how much people want to pretend that they're embarrassed by it, that they don't watch it, everybody knows about it. It's truly, I believe, one of the only art forms that America has actually given to the world, besides jazz and comic books.

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#100. He just hit himself in the dinger with a rubber.

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