Milk Cow Quotes

#1. Religion is a cow. It gives milk, but it also kicks.

Gautama Buddha

#2. If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

Steven Wright

#3. I want to figure out a way to not be stupid with money, then make a whole bunch of it, then I want to move to Outer Mongolia. I want to milk a yak. Maybe I'll just settle for a cow. Can you milk a bison?

Dave Matthews

#4. I never drink cow's milk; I always opt for the soya alternative, and when I eat most dairy products, it tends to be in extremely small doses. However, being a vegetarian means I have to get protein from somewhere, so I do eat eggs and cheese about once a week.

Kate O'Mara

#5. You can milk a cow the wrong way once and still be a farmer, but vote the wrong way on a water tower and you can be in trouble.

John F. Kennedy

#6. Bread without butter or coffee without milk is an awful calamity, as if everything before being put in our mouth must first be held under a cow.

John Muir

#7. I'm saying that the leaders of the church have locked the sacred cow called science in the stable and they won't let anybody enter; they should open it immediately so that we can milk that cow in the name of humanity and thus find the truth.

Mehmet Murat Ildan

#8. A man won't buy the cow when he can get the milk for free phrase my momma used to say has popped into my head one, maybe two million times

Eric Jerome Dickey

#9. You know when you're milking a cow and you have all that foamy white milk in the bucket and you're just about through, when all of a sudden the cow switches her tail through a pile of manure and slaps it into that foamy white milk. That's Bill Fulbright.

Lyndon B. Johnson

#10. JUNE: My mother always said, "Why should a man buy a cow when he can get the milk for free?"
WARD: I don't think your mother is very bright.

Benjamin R. Smith

#11. I bought a cow because I wanted a glass of milk.

Kambiz Mostofizadeh

#12. They also drink real milk straight from the cow

Erin Nicholas

#13. You can sit on a brick, and milk a cow with a blanket.

Nicole McKay

#14. It's seldom you make a great picture. you have to milk the cow quite a lot to get plenty of milk to make a little cheese.

Henri Cartier-Bresson

#15. The cow is of the bovine ilk; one end is moo, the other milk.

Ogden Nash

#16. Don't lose your time gazing at the spilled milk. There are other cows to milk

Bangambiki Habyarimana

#17. It doesn't matter how much milk you spill as long as you don't lose the cow.

Harvey MacKay

#18. What good is a cow that neither gives milk nor conceives? Similarly, what is the value of the birth of a son if he becomes neither learned nor a pure devotee of the Lord?

Chanakya

#19. If you're eating or drinking something made from cow's milk, it's because a calf chained in a box somewhere isn't.

Dan Piraro

#20. A publisher who writes is like a cow in a milk bar.

Arthur Koestler

#21. His hands were freezing, but he couldn't milk with gloves.
"Sorry about the cold hands, old girl," he apologized to the cow before he started.

Carolyn Brown

#22. Don't cry over spilled milk
get angry and punch a cow.

Stephen Colbert

#23. If one commits the act of sodomy with a cow, an ewe, or a camel, their urine and their excrements become impure, and even their milk may no longer be consumed. The animal must then be killed and as quickly as possible and burned.

Ruhollah Khomeini

#24. Little Richard was drenched in milk, and the cow was none too happy. But the iron brig door hung open. "Good job," said Slank. "Next time, you milk the cow," said Little Richard.

Dave Barry

#25. Milk is very nice, especially with a drop of brandy in it, but the domestic cow is only too glad to be rid of it. A swollen udder is very uncomfortable

W. Somerset Maugham

#26. Why buy the cow if you get the milk for free?' I bet she woulda said yes if you woulda made her wait to share your bed." I

Jamie McGuire

#27. to appease the milk guy by telling him I'd put those mugs out for display, but he wouldn't leave. He even offered to teach me how to milk a cow.

Ava Miles

#28. Did you ever stop to think that a dog is the only animal that doesn't have to work for a living? A hen has to lay eggs, a cow has to give milk, and a canary has to sing. But a dog makes his living by giving you nothing but love.

Dale Carnegie

#29. Not only do I know how to milk a cow, but I know how to herd a bunch of cows, too, which is a life skill that I think may come in handy someday.

Martina Mcbride

#30. I've never met a general yet who could milk a cow.

Lennart Meri

#31. If a cow walked into this room, I'd probably walk out. I could milk it, but my dad never forced me to do a lot of chores like that, mostly because he loved doing it himself.

Stuart Appleby

#32. Some regard private enterprise as if it were a predatory tiger to be shot. Others look upon it as a cow that they can milk. Only a handful see it for what it really is
the strong horse that pulls the whole cart.

Winston S. Churchill

#33. I don't believe that you have to be a cow to know what milk is.

Ann Landers

#34. My mom's always saying really smart things ... like, you probably heard this one, 'Why buy the cow when the milk has HPV?' Wish I'd listened to that one.

Amy Schumer

#35. There's no reason to drink cow's milk at any time in your life. It was designed for calves, not humans, and we should all stop drinking it today.

Frank Oski

#36. The Spaniards owned the cow, but others drank the milk.

Eduardo Galeano

#37. Writing like this is a little like milking a cow: the milk is so rich and delicious, and the cow is so glad you did it.

Anne Lamott

#38. Not every man remembers the name of the cow which supplied him with each drop of milk he has drunk.

Shmuel Yosef Agnon

#39. In my local newspaper, they had this advert: 'please look after your neighbours in the cold weather'. I live next door to this 84-year-old woman, and do you know, not once has she come round to see if I'm all right. The lazy cow hasn't even taken her milk in for a fortnight.

Jack Dee

#40. I'm not asking you to buy the milk, O'Flaherty, I just want you to grope the cow.

Abigail Roux

#41. When the cow jerks away, it'll yank the door open."
"But what's going to make the cow jerk away?" asked Little Richard.
"You're going to milk it," said Slank.
"But I don't know how to milk a cow!" said Little Richard.
"Exactly.

Dave Barry

#42. North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?

Bobby Heenan

#43. Drinking cow milk has been linked to iron-deficiency anemia in infants and children; it has been named as the cause of cramps and diarrhea in much of the World's population and the cause of multiple forms of allergies as well.

Frank Oski

#44. Having the world's best idea will do you no good unless you act on it. People who want milk shouldn't sit on a stool in the middle of a field in hopes that a cow will back up to them.

Curtis Grant

#45. It was jolly in the country. A cow and little pigs to play with and milk warm from the cow.

Georg Brandes

#46. Some people regard private enterprise as a predatory tiger to be shot. Others look on it as a cow they can milk. Not enough people see it as a healthy horse, pulling a sturdy wagon.

Winston Churchill

#47. The public buys its opinions as it buys its meat, or takes in its milk, on the principle that it is cheaper to do this than to keep a cow. So it is, but the milk is more likely to be watered.

Samuel Butler

#48. The more you think about things, the weirder they seem. Take this milk. Why do we drink COW milk?? Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said, 'I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these things when I squeeze 'em!'?

Bill Watterson

#49. Milk is the only juice in a world of cows.

Munia Khan

#50. Do not cry over spilt milk; go and milk another cow.

Matshona Dhliwayo

#51. Writing does for me what giving milk does for a cow.

H.L. Mencken

#52. You're a cow
Give me some milk
Or else go home

Bob Dylan

#53. You are what you eat. Nothing else. Never. If you are nourished with cow's milk and later with herbs, you'll become someone whose whole life is good only for being exploited by others.

George Ohsawa

#54. Fortified plant-based milks are delicious and contain all the calcium, protein, and vitamin D of dairy products but with none of the cholesterol, lactose, hormones, or cruelty found in cow's milk.

Ingrid Newkirk

#55. Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes.

Tommy Douglas

#56. Diclofenac, cow aspirin, given to cattle as a muscle relaxant, to ease pain and increase the production of milk, works - worked - like nerve gas on white-backed vultures. Each chemically relaxed, milk-producing cow or buffalo that died became poisoned vulture bait.

Arundhati Roy

#57. The crop always seems better in our neighbor's field, and our neighbor's cow gives more milk.

Ovid

#58. Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it

Andrew Leigh

#59. If you want milk, don't sit on a stool in the middle of a field in the hope that a cow will back up to you.

Richard Branson

#60. Life has got a habit of not standing hitched. You got to ride it like you find it. You got to change with it. If a day goes by that don't change some of your old notions for new ones, that is just about like trying to milk a dead cow.

Woody Guthrie

#61. It's no good crying over spilt milk; all we can do is bail up another cow

Ben Chifley

#62. Parties who want milk should not seat themselves on a stool in the middle of the field in hope that the cow will back up to them.

Elbert Hubbard

#63. We have travelled a long distance from the cow with a bucket of raw milk under its udder. We are a long way from home.' This

Deborah Levy

#64. I write in order to attain that feeling of tension relieved and function achieved, which a cow enjoys on giving milk.

H.L. Mencken

#65. I tell you,Huda,with the with the service-free arnona they impose on us and the many fines and penalties we East Jerusalem Arabs pay them, we've become the casino where they always win...or even better, the cash cow that they continue to milk.

Suad Amiry

#66. A man who has no love in him is as barren as a cloud with no moisture, a tree with no fruits or a cow yielding no milk; he is ever far from God and can never earn His Grace.

Sathya Sai Baba

#67. Rich is the cream of the fat cow's milk," she said. "Rich is the love of God that we receive each new day! Rich isn't gold! Gold is only for people that are poor of heart!

Victor Villasenor

#68. If an actor knows how to milk a cow, I always know it will not be difficult to be in business with him.

Werner Herzog

#69. Truth will not afford sufficient food to their vanity; so they have betaken, themselves to errour. Truth, Sir, is a cow which will yield such people no more milk, and so they are gone to milk the bull.

Samuel Johnson

#70. Don't milk the cow too hard. She will kick you.

Mason Cooley

#71. People are the only animals that drink the milk of the mother of another species. All other animals stop drinking milk altogether after weaning. It is unnatural for a dog to nurse from a mother giraffe; it is just as unnatural for a human being to drink the milk of a cow.

Michael Klaper

#72. Then it's topped with cheese, which is made from cow's milk. But the best part is pepperoni sausage."

"And how is sausage made?" Aelyx asked.

Dad laughed dryly from across the table. "Ignorance is bliss in this case.

Melissa Landers

#73. The United States is not just an old cow that gives more milk the more it's kicked in the flanks.

Dean Rusk

#74. If you can't lay an egg or milk a cow

Rebbecca D. Myers

#75. Condensed milk is wonderful. I don't see how they can get a cow to sit down on those little cans.

Fred Allen

#76. Just because you need a quart of milk doesn't mean you have to go out and buy a whole cow.

Warren Beatty

#77. I went to a restaurant, and I saw a guy wearing a leather jacket, eating a hamburger, drinking a glass of milk. I said, "Dude, you are a cow. The metamorphosis is complete. Don't fall asleep or I will tip you over!"

Mitch Hedberg

#78. I don't like looking back. I'm always constantly looking forward. I'm not the one to sort of sit and cry over spilt milk. I'm too busy looking for the next cow.

Gordon Ramsay

#79. You can only milk a cow so long, then you're left holding the pail.

Hank Aaron

#80. Keep a cow, and the milk won't have to be watered but once.

Josh Billings

#81. MILK IS COW RAPE!

Kirkland Ciccone

#82. Have you found the milk," he asked, "or must I venture out in search of a cow?

Julia Quinn

#83. I sometimes think, would I drink the milk from the breast of a woman I don't know? No. So I think, why would I drink it from a cow?

Devon Aoki

#84. We have tried to make it clear that the United States is not just an old cow that gives more milk the more it is kicked in the flanks.

Dean Rusk

#85. Knowledge is a sacred cow, and my problem will be how we can milk her while keeping clear of her horns.

Albert Szent-Gyorgyi

#86. If you do not milk the cow fully, it falls sick.

Lalu Prasad Yadav

#87. Mostly, whenever I'm booked to do instruction, I just play a little bit and get people to ask questions. We'll play some music for 'em, 'til somebody hollers out, 'Play 'Milk Cow Blues' or 'Play 'San Antonio Rose.' We play requests and demonstrate our music.

Johnny Gimble