Top 52 Microwave Just Quotes

#1. Orgasm for women like coal( that takes lot of time to get heat) , and men like microwave..just push the button

Anshu

Microwave Just Quotes #1152448
#2. I remember when I couldn't afford to eat like this. It was ramen noodles and the San Francisco Treat [Rice-A-Roni]. Dessert? Get you a honey bun and put a slice of cheese on it. Put it in the microwave for 45 seconds and you had the gift of a lifetime.

Rick Ross

Microwave Just Quotes #629859
#3. I hate to admit this but I don't even know how to make a cup of tea or coffee. I can boil a kettle for a pot noodle and I've been known to warm up some food in the microwave.

Michael Owen

Microwave Just Quotes #439527
#4. Owning a computer without programming is like having a kitchen and using only the microwave oven

Charles Petzold

Microwave Just Quotes #447256
#5. I was recently inside a hospital that had gone wireless and it was a forest of microwave antennas! It is sad that the medical profession is in the process of becoming expert on microwave radiation sickness due to willfully inducing it into their own staff!

Steven Magee

Microwave Just Quotes #487185
#6. Building a prayer culture takes time. . . and relentless pressure over time. I often say that it is much more a crock pot than a microwave.

Daniel Henderson

Microwave Just Quotes #506881
#7. I've never thrown out a TV set out of some hotel's window, but I have thrown a microwave out of one 'coz it was cooler.

Kerry King

Microwave Just Quotes #533524
#8. When you cook it should be an act of love. To put a frozen bag in the microwave for your child is an act of hate.

Raymond Blanc

Microwave Just Quotes #536576
#9. We live in a microwave life where people want success without passing through the process of hard work. This is because our daily discussions focus on successes and not our struggles, which end up sending wrong message to other people, believing that success can be achieved without hard work.

Uzoma Nnadi

Microwave Just Quotes #555553
#10. Claire put scientifically enhanced popcorn in the microwave oven. "I never feel like I'm putting food in one of these things," she then says, entering with beeps, the time-set into the LED. "It feels more like I'm inserting fuel rods into a core.

Douglas Coupland

Microwave Just Quotes #561387
#11. Diamonds aren't forever. Diamond engagement rings have only been a "necessary luxury" for about eighty years. We take the tradition of a diamond engagement ring for granted, as if it were as old as marriage itself. It's not. In fact, it's only about as old as the microwave oven.

Aja Raden

Microwave Just Quotes #598845
#12. Did you know that those Microwave units with the cute little flip-button on the lid? Well if you leave the thing closed when you heat them up, it gives a great bang. The kids love it!

Chris Ward

Microwave Just Quotes #607627
#13. The powerful chords that emanated from the radio heated me from the inside out, like a microwave.

Sandy Ward Bell

Microwave Just Quotes #619459
#14. Knowledge, wisdom, and understanding don't come out of the microwave. You got to keep moving forward because the evil doesn't sleep.

Chuck D

Microwave Just Quotes #621919
#15. I should have known he and I weren't going to make it when for my seventeenth birthday he gave me a box of microwave popcorn and a used battery tester. You know, to test batteries before I put them in my Walkman. Like you give someone when you're in love.

Tina Fey

Microwave Just Quotes #433297
#16. The perfect gadget would somehow allow me to fly. Isn't that what everybody wants? It would also cook a damn good microwave pizza. So while in flight you had something to eat - an in-flight meal. Where would I go? Well, nowadays, it would probably just take me to work a lot quicker.

John Krasinski

Microwave Just Quotes #651589
#17. The microwave background indicated that the universe had had a hot, dense stage in the past.

Stephen Hawking

Microwave Just Quotes #657325
#18. You can't work three hours a week and make $100,000. Get rich quick doesn't work. Crock pot mentality always defeats microwave mentality!

Dave Ramsey

Microwave Just Quotes #701985
#19. I don't have a microwave oven, but I do have a clock that occasionally cooks stuff.

Mitch Hedberg

Microwave Just Quotes #713749
#20. I gotta feel like what I'm giving the fans is 100 per cent and that it's game-changing. I don't just throw out microwave records.

Missy Elliot

Microwave Just Quotes #800990
#21. I like baked potatoes. I don't have a microwave oven, and it takes forever to bake a potato in a conventional oven. Sometimes I'll just throw one in there, even if I don't want one, because by the time it's done, who knows?

Mitch Hedberg

Microwave Just Quotes #816010
#22. Friends think your life is so glamorous, and it is. But there are times when, instead of going to a glamorous party, I would rather just come home from work, pop in a DVD and eat some microwave popcorn with a cutie on the sofa.

Carson Kressley

Microwave Just Quotes #866925
#23. NIKKI: Really?! What are the ingredients? BRANDON: Just popcorn and caramel candy. Cooks in microwave. NIKKI: That's all?! Very cool! Be right back . . . NIKKI: We have popcorn ! But no caramel candy ! BRANDON:

Rachel Renee Russell

Microwave Just Quotes #916672
#24. A scientist sounds like a scientist because the things that come out of their mouth don't stumble, that's all. If they [said], "And the, um, a microwave, uh," you know, then you don't sound right, but if you can just get it out without stumbling then you're going to sound fine.

Morgan Freeman

Microwave Just Quotes #1058385
#25. The New Age? It's just the old age stuck in a microwave oven for fifteen seconds.

James Randi

Microwave Just Quotes #1070650
#26. It always bothers me to see people writing RIP when a person dies. It just feels so insincere and like a cop out. To me, RIP is the microwave dinner of posthumous honours.

Lou Reed

Microwave Just Quotes #1128033
#27. Since I've been on my own, I've been eating a lot of popcorn, cereal, instant noodles, and snack bars. I have a hot plate in my bedroom, a microwave, and a small fridge. That's the kind of kitchen I know how to get around in.

Karen Marie Moning

Microwave Just Quotes #1862939
#28. I try to eat super clean: No processed sugars, no corn syrups, nothing frozen in a box that you can microwave. If I read the ingredient label and I don't know what something is, I assume it's bad.

Kacy Catanzaro

Microwave Just Quotes #192456
#29. I thought it odd that the woman was over a thousand years old but thought the microwave was primitive.

Kim Harrison

Microwave Just Quotes #8663
#30. Revenge is a dish best served in something microwaveable

Josh Stern

Microwave Just Quotes #34502
#31. Most schools have only a microwave or deep fryer, hardly the tools needed to feed our children real, fresh food.

Mark Hyman

Microwave Just Quotes #37237
#32. When I hear homestyle, I always think of some guy in his underwear standing next to a microwave. You want me to nuke a hot dog for ya? I got some old Chinese in the fridge, but I think it's my roommate's.

Jim Gaffigan

Microwave Just Quotes #40875
#33. Before he sat down, my internal heat-seekers sensed what was coming my way: deep blue eyes that melted girls like Velveeta in a microwave. I tried to resist those microwave eyes, but sometimes there's no defense against them. I had a feeling I'd be seeing him weeping over my coffin later that night.

Natalie Standiford

Microwave Just Quotes #69372
#34. Regret [10w]
Regret's like a microwave
cooking you from the inside out.

Beryl Dov

Microwave Just Quotes #74774
#35. Three days ago we not only ruled the earth, we had survivor's guilt about all the other species we'd wiped out on our climb to the nirvana of round-the-clock cable news and microwave popcorn. Now we're the Flashlight People.

Stephen King

Microwave Just Quotes #89756
#36. We have largely traded wisdom for information, depth for breadth. We want to microwave maturity.

John Ortberg Jr.

Microwave Just Quotes #96158
#37. I have the life of Riley. I take my kids to school, do a bit of work in the afternoon, pick my kids up, microwave a meal, hang out with my kids, and work for a couple of hours.

Sheena Easton

Microwave Just Quotes #112467
#38. The wall clock and her wristwatch had stopped, their sweep hands no longer wiping away the seconds, and the digital clock on the microwave had gone dark, as if something that lived outside of time had stepped into this world and brought its clockless ambiance with it.

Dean Koontz

Microwave Just Quotes #161125
#39. The radiation left over from the Big Bang is the same as that in your microwave oven but very much less powerful. It would heat your pizza only to minus 271.3*C - not much good for defrosting the pizza, let alone cooking it.

Stephen Hawking

Microwave Just Quotes #162767
#40. Liberals want to burn the flag, but progressives just want to microwave it?

Stephen Colbert

Microwave Just Quotes #169430
#41. I sit in an infrared sauna everyday and microwave myself. It's really detoxifying.

Scottie Thompson

Microwave Just Quotes #406400
#42. Hey!" Dawson yelled from the front door. "I think Dee caught the microwave on fire. Again. And I tried popping some popcorn with my hands and it kind of went wrong. Like really, really wrong."
Daemon pressed his forehead against mine and growled. "Dammit.

Jennifer L. Armentrout

Microwave Just Quotes #220545
#43. My fur is matted, my eyes refuse to refocus, my sthondat-begotten room is too small, my microwave heater heats all meat to the same temperature, and it is the wrong temperature, and I cannot get it fixed.

Larry Niven

Microwave Just Quotes #261914
#44. Is there any more futile, soul-irradiating experience than standing before the little window on a microwave oven watching the carousel slowly revolve your frozen block of dinner?

Michael Pollan

Microwave Just Quotes #273837
#45. I can melt steel, fucker, I'll microwave your guts and punch them our your asshole.

Garth Ennis

Microwave Just Quotes #280453
#46. you don't need to understand any of the biology, just as you don't need to understand radiation to use a microwave oven.

Timothy Ferriss

Microwave Just Quotes #306209
#47. My favorite affirmation when I feel stuck or out of sorts is: Whatever I need is already here, and it is all for my highest good. Jot this down and post it conspicuously throughout your home, on the dashboard of your car, at your office, on your microwave oven, and even in front of your toilets!

Wayne Dyer

Microwave Just Quotes #321886
#48. You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.

Adam Carolla

Microwave Just Quotes #335385
#49. Where the hell are you, Cimil?"
"Popping tags with Roberto," she replied.
"Popping what?" he asked.
Cimil growled. "You shame Macklemore - I'm at a thrift store. Where else would a goddess find a microwave for her potpie and a new pair of pink hot pants? And a Lee Majors doll! Score!

Mimi Jean Pamfiloff

Microwave Just Quotes #338943
#50. Cookbooks bear the same relation to real books that microwave food bears to your grandmother?s.

Andrei Codrescu

Microwave Just Quotes #350384
#51. I live in a dumb house. Which is not to say that I don't love its quirky charm, its drafty windows and leaky fireplaces and an electrical system that protests when too many people are trying to vacuum and microwave at the same time. But charm is not always user-friendly.

Nancy Gibbs

Microwave Just Quotes #393931
#52. You can leave a kid alone and it will learn to fend for itself, how to work the remote, a tin opener, and the microwave. I see the holidays as a chance for kids to learn self-sufficiency.

Al Murray

Microwave Just Quotes #399066

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