Top 7 Al Murray Quotes
#1. You can leave a kid alone and it will learn to fend for itself, how to work the remote, a tin opener, and the microwave. I see the holidays as a chance for kids to learn self-sufficiency.
Al Murray
#2. My bookshelves were groaning with WW2 books, Hitler's baleful eyes staring out at me from covers and spines for any new visitor (or passing burglar) to wonder if I might be a fan or at least mildly obsessed.
Al Murray
#3. Our cheeky sidekick. We're like a motorcycle and sidecar.
Al Murray
#4. I'm not an alcoholic, I am freedom fighter against the teetotal taliban.
Al Murray
#5. The American dream? We don't have a dream in Britain because we're bloody awake!
Al Murray
#6. We need a war every 10 years, so we can stay match fit in case the Germans try again.
Al Murray
#7. It's a weight problem isn't it; you can't wait for lunch.
Al Murray
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