Alexa Land Quotes

#1. Art, like life, is really just a matter of how you choose to look at things.

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#2. Just because someone's related to you doesn't mean they're family.

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#3. Nana, did you really try to run down some antigay protesters?" Dante asked. "Of course not! I'm not homicidal. I may, however, have encouraged them to shut the fuck up," she said.

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#4. Of course, back then I was crimping my hair and wearing enormous shoulder pads that made me look like I played for the Minnesota Vikings. It's amazing anybody got laid in 1985, given what passed for fashion!" "I'll

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#5. I'm coming for you, Skye! Ain't nobody gonna violate your rights as a Gay Homosexual American on my watch!

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#6. All parents make mistakes. They're only human, so all of us grow up with at least a few invisible scars. But maybe that's okay, because the hard times are what make us strong enough to survive all the crap life throws at us down the road.

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#7. Friendship isn't measured in days, months or years, it's measured in the way someone makes you feel.

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#8. Are they Russian by way of the Ozarks?

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#9. What's life without perfectly certifiable friends?

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#10. I was seriously not cut out for undercover work - which was pretty damn obvious, judging by the fact that I was currently cuddling with a suspect.

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#11. Oh hell no. I've been gay since I shot out of the womb, screaming I'm never going back there!

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#12. Wow," Christian exclaimed. "Your hair first thing in the morning is a sight to behold. It's like a Smurf blew up on the top of your head.

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#13. We all die alone though, Shea. Even if we're surrounded by others, it's still a solo journey.

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#14. Not so much Hello Kitty as Hell No Kitty.

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