Top 81 Idiot Love Quotes
#1. Yes! Because you're an idiot! A complete idiot! Of course, he doesn't want you. You. Are. Not. Destined. To. Ever. Love. The Universe hates you. She always has, and she always will.
Mimi Jean Pamfiloff
#2. My father said that love at first sight should send you running, if you know what's good for you. It's your dark pieces having instant recognition with their dark pieces, he says. You're an idiot if you think it means you've met your soul mate. So I was an idiot.
Deb Caletti
#3. You're an idiot, troublesome and I know you're still stuck with feelings for him. But no matter what happens, I will not give up.
Because I'm an even bigger idiot.
Mika Yamamori
#4. We should take her with us."
Cinder glared. "Are you crazy?"
"Crazy in love. She's gorgeous."
"You're an idiot. Help me carry her to the living room.
Marissa Meyer
#5. Ugly on the inside!" she'd screamed. "I could never love you!"
She truly hadn't fallen for him.
For him.
Which indicated that she was an idiot. He had no time or patience for them.
Kresley Cole
#7. This is..."
"You completely forgot what day it is, didn't you?"
"Eh?"
"It's your birthday!!"
"Huh... It is? Oh!"
"Idiot!
Shizuru Seino
#8. I'd love to go out with you, but I'd hate to deprive some village of its idiot.
Lois Greiman
#9. Watch over Honoria, will you? See she doesn't marry an idiot. (Daniel Smythe-Smith)
Julia Quinn
#10. Maybe that brought us together, but it didn't make us who we are. It didn't make you the girl who could get me to laugh when I had nothing. It sure as hell didn't make me the idiot who took that for granted. Whatever there is between us, we forged it. It belongs to us.
Leigh Bardugo
#11. I know what you want. And I know what you need. But I'm gonna screw it up, yeah, cause I'm an idiot. And I'm your boyfriend.
Jimmy Fallon
#12. [My hair] creates this Tarzanesque, likeable bad-boy image. It says, 'I am a wild child. I will take you on a Harley ride, then make passionate love to you. And should you be attacked by a lion or an idiot at a bar, I will protect you.'
Bret Michaels
#13. Watch over Honoria, will you? See that she doesn't marry an idiot.
Julia Quinn
#14. I'm an idiot for trying to avoid these feelings because they have caused me pain in the past.
Kellyn Roth
#15. Romantic Egoist
What's better, an idiot who never tries ... or an idiot who at least takes a shot?
Bisco Hatori
#16. I just loved playing a man who was unafraid of making an idiot of himself in the process of falling in love. I found that admirable.
Ben Kingsley
#17. God preserve me from idiots and men in love, which is the same thing.
M. V. Heberden
#18. The picture of me just after I'd found out Aspen was saving up to marry me. I looked radiant, hopeful, beautiful. I looked like I was in love. And some idiot thought that love was for Prince Maxon.
Kiera Cass
#19. When I was a boy I used to dream of becoming
the village idiot.
I used to lie in bed and imagine myself the
happy idiot
able to get food easily
... and easy sympathy,
a planned confusion of not too much love or effort.
some would claim that I have succeeded.
Charles Bukowski
#20. Whoever thought up the phrase 'Absence makes the heart grow founder' was an idiot.
Absence makes a bitch go crazy.
-Elli, While Shea is Away
Toni Aleo
#21. Love is not an option. It's the choice of an idiot who wants to end with nothing, robbed and abused and humiliated.
Matt Rees
#22. You love me?"
"Of course I do." My shoulders dropped. "I knew it the day I wanted to punch that idiot's face when he had his hands all over you.
Brenda Pandos
#23. Which is when I decided I would never love anyone again because you just felt like an idiot when you put love out there and it didn't come back your way.
Karen Tayleur
#24. Nature's lay idiot, I taught thee to love.
John Donne
#25. The world crashed on me. I smiled like an idiot as I stood up and rushed away hoping he'd forget we had ever spoken. I walked away from the Company and Sonia, but mostly from Giovanni. I had finally met an awesome guy who did not look like a thug and he was four years older than me?
Gaia B. Amman
#26. I love him fuckin' fierce, but he's an idiot extraordinaire.
C.M. Stunich
#27. I do not remember much of that illness, except that I woke to find my head in Emile's lap. She looked into my eyes.
'You are a fool,' she said. It was the nicest thing she'd said to me in two years.
Christian Cameron
#28. I get emails from strangers every day asking for love advice, which is kind of counter-intuitive since I'm making a movie about what an idiot I am with relationships.
Davy Rothbart
#29. Serious and intense people, they drain you. But someone who's an idiot, like myself, they're fun. You either hate me or you love me.
Pauly Shore
#30. Not that I am cheering for him or anything, but if he can't see how amazing you are, he's an idiot.
-Aspen
Kiera Cass
#31. I love playing the macho guy who looks like an idiot.
Will Ferrell
#32. I thought it was over, all I could think was I never told you I love you. What an idiot.
Nora Roberts
#33. I kiss his forehead. "You are a wimpy idiot. But ... I still love you."
"I love you too, Woods.
Miranda Kenneally
#34. Crushes are more beautiful than affairs because there is no responsibility, no worry, no commitment. Just look at your crush and smile like an idiot.
Srinivas Shenoy
#35. 'Can you tell me,' Willim said, the heat in his face unwilling to subside, 'just when I lost my mind? Was it recent, or have I always been an idiot?'
L.S. Baird
#36. I don't hate you, you idiot. I'm in love with you. That's why I'm panicking!" She marched to the door and yelled, "And our children will not be freaks!"
"Except their mother already is," her father yelled back.
Shelly Laurenston
#37. Idiot woman seems to think she can wean herself off love,
Kellyn Roth
#38. I'd fallen hard. Like a stupid idiot, I'd gone and fallen in love with the guy that took my virginity and rocked my world. Damn it.
Jessica Clare
#39. Filled with her love, may I be rather grown
Mad with much heart, then idiot with none.
John Donne
#40. And how can one love two at once? With two different kinds of love? That's interesting ... poor idiot
Fyodor Dostoyevsky
#41. Love imperfectly. Be a love idiot. Let yourself forget any love ideal.
SARK
#42. Love will make you weak and indecisive, remember?" she murmured.
What a fool he had been. For a journey like theirs, love was the only thing that would make him strong enough.
"Don't ever listen to an idiot like me," he answered.
Sherry Thomas
#43. She stared into my eyes. "Oh shit. You idiot. You totally did! You fell in love with the porn star!" She groaned, leaning back and sliding down in her chair. "Oh God, this is worse than I thought. When you let loose, you really go all out, don't you girlfriend? Holy crapola.
Mia Sheridan
#44. Dammit, Gage. What the hell were you thinking?"
"I wasn't," he shouts. "I was upset she wanted to stay, and I lost it."
Ethan scoffs. "Yeah, you did."
"I'm an idiot."
"Yeah, you are."
"Shut up.
Laura Kreitzer
#46. He loved her because it was his nature to do so, but there were times when he could not endure her love for him. There were times when it became nothing but pure idiot mystery ...
Flannery O'Connor
#47. I really love idiot, enlightened characters - these characters who fail to engage with the drama of their immediate circumstances; they fail to be reactive and enrolled by drama as it happens around them.
Chuck Palahniuk
#48. There were too many idiot men in the world, to her way of thinking. And most of them ended up bumping up against stubborn women.
Nora Roberts
#49. Falling in love is easy, you see; any idiot can do it. It's falling out of love that's hard.
Claudia Carroll
#50. You know the part in Cinderella
when everyone goes to the ball
and she sits at home, crying?
It wasn't because her gown was ripped.
It was because she knew
she was an idiot
for thinking
she could grab a prince.
Kelly Bingham
#51. Clearly, being in love makes you an idiot," he muttered...
Samantha Chase
#52. If you smile at everyone," she said, "how am I supposed to feel when you smile at me?"
"How do you feel when I smile at you?" he asked - and then he did smile at her, just a little.
Not like myself, Cath thought.
"Like an idiot," she said softly. "And like I never want it to stop.
Rainbow Rowell
#53. You're an idiot, Maxon Schreave. Your parents have completely sabotaged you. You could have a thousand girls set before you, and it wouldn't matter. You're too stupid to see love when it stands right in front of you.
Kiera Cass
#54. I'm an idiot, she's trouble, and together we're ... deranged!
Jewel E. Ann
#55. I'd love to have a shitty job. I couldn't hold any down. Standup was the only thing I could stick with. I'm an idiot that way.
Louis C.K.
#56. 'I froze. Like an idiot I froze. He was staring right at me. ( ... ) He wore an innocent and mesmerizing smile directed right at me. I did my best to ignore it but having a gorgeously naked man staring at me like I was the only girl in the world was impossible to brush off.
Shawn Kirsten Maravel
#57. I cared what everybody thought more than what I thought. Or more than my heart thought. And that makes me an idiot.
Andrea Portes
#59. I love women. I actually prefer girls, as a parent, because they disappoint at a different age. They go through that, "Dad's an idiot," which lasted a little longer than I'd like.
Tim Allen
#60. My inner voice told me at that point,
"you shouldn't be caring about her, just move on! You have to improve your life and live apart from her"
But my absurd heart was pleading,
"you love her, you idiot. She is your life sphere, one more try at least for the sake of kindness.
Qalandar Nawaz
#61. Penny, how can you behave like a total idiot?"
Anne giggled, "I have no pride when it comes to winning back people I love.
Anya Wylde
#62. An honest man may really love a pretty girl, but only an idiot marries her merely because she is pretty.
Lord Chesterfield
#63. I will not marry Ashton. However bound by honor to do so, I will not marry Ashton. I will not marry, ever!"
"Why not?"
"Because I love you, you idiot!
V.S. Carnes
#64. I don't give a shit what the world thinks. I was born a bitch, I was born a painter, I was born fucked. But I was happy in my way. You did not understand what I am. I am love. I am pleasure, I am essence, I am an idiot, I am an alcoholic, I am tenacious. I am; simply I am ... You are a shit.
Frida Kahlo
#65. I watched the way they looked at each other. Any idiot could see they were in love, even if they were the only two idiots who couldn't.
Kami Garcia
#66. I love [Nikolai] Gogol's great eye for idiot behavior. Gogol said that life is so tragic, so stupendously sad that we'd better laugh a lot and enjoy ourselves. You either get a sense of humor going or you go under.
Mel Brooks
#67. Oh, I love London Society! I think it has immensely improved. It is entirely composed now of beautiful idiots and brilliant lunatics. Just what Society should be. lord caversham. Hum! Which is Goring? Beautiful idiot, or the other thing? mabel chiltern.
Oscar Wilde
#68. So, that's it? You think I'm just some idiot that fell for your bullshit! Well you're wrong! I fell in love with you, Caleb. I fell in love with your sick sense of humor. I fell in love with the way you protected me. You saved my life! - Livvie/Kitten
C.J. Roberts
#69. I don't think I will ever believe I deserve you, but I love you more than I can even describe. I don't know if I can ever ... be better for you, but it you're willing to keep forgiving me for being a complete idiot, I'm willing to keep trying.
Shay Savage
#70. I'm scared all the time," she whispered. "You'd be an idiot if you weren't," Anne said. "And you wouldn't be brave either.
Lauren Oliver
#71. I 'never told my love' vocally; still, if looks have language, the merest idiot might have guessed I was over head and ears;
Emily Bronte
#72. What are you, in love with her?" Travis says. "You're staring like an idiot."
The weird thing is, I think I am.
Alex Flinn
#73. The urge to fall [in love] was utterly new and made her [Athena] dizzy. He [Odysseus] could catch her and hold her up. She knew he could.
If this is how Aphrodite feels every day, it's no wonder she's such an idiot.
Kendare Blake
#74. You were twisting your wet hair up into a ponytail, and then you saw us, and you smiled ... "
"Then why didn't you-"
"Because you were smiling for him. And I would have had to have been an idiot to get in between that.
Mandy Hubbard
#75. No, you idiot. I love you. Shall I kiss you again to prove it?" Gaheris nodded, and for the next few minutes there was no more talking.
Gerald Morris
#76. You should only fall in love with a person who enjoys your madness. Not an idiot who forces you to be normal.
Elin Peer
#77. I'm a mess, but I'm not an idiot. I just wanted to be alone and think depressing thoughts.
Cassandra Clare
#78. She kissed him softly, her eyes closed as her body finally relaxed. "I love you," she whispered. "I'm an idiot."
"Well, yes, but you're adorable when you're an idiot."
She punched him in the shoulder. Hard. "Patronizing much?
Carrie Ann Ryan
#79. We have no desire to make anybody look like a blithering idiot, but we do love it when they do.
Stephen Colbert
#80. The person who is too smart to love is truly an idiot.
Neil Strauss
#81. I'm gonna be a happy idiot and struggle for the legal tender. Where the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender. And believe in whatever may lie in those things that money can buy, though true love could have been a contender
Jackson Browne
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