Top 100 I Told You Quotes
#1. I told you I wanted to live in a world in which the antidote to shame is not honor, but honesty.
Maggie Nelson
#2. I'm bad for you. I told you I will break you and I will. I wish I knew how not to. I can't. I'm sorry. You have to take me like this ...
Mercy Cortez
#4. How many times have I told you not to believe everything you hear? Seek truth for yourself.
Isabel Allende
#5. If we all end up as llamas, I'm going to spend the rest of my life following you around saying 'I told you so' in llama-ese.
Julie Kagawa
#6. On mornings when I hope you forget my name,
I walk through the high wet weeds
that don't have names either.
I do not remember the word dew.
I do not remember what I told you
with your ear in my teeth.
Dean Young
#7. Would you believe me if I told you I was shot?" he finally asked with a mischievous glint in his black eyes.
Cameron stared at him. "Shot? Like, shot? By a gun?"
Julian tilted his head and nodded. "It's hard to be shot with a knife.
Abigail Roux
#8. I hit you and I beat you and I told you that I love you.
Frank Zappa
#9. Dr. Charles came to visit me one last time.
"Have you thought about what I told you?"
"Yup," I said.
"And?"
"And I think you made a really good decision by becoming a surgeon. You would have made a lousy therapist.
Benjamin Alire Saenz
#10. Do you remember, Abelard ... Once I told you that ecstasy was better than being God."
"I remember."
"I was wrong, darling. Being God is better.
Bruce Sterling
#11. Fitz's door was closed, so she knocked before going in.
"I told you, Mr. Snuggles's visiting hours are over," he called through the door.
"What about your visiting hours?" she asked.
"Oh! I thought you were Keefe."
Sophie opened the door. "I get that a lot.
Shannon Messenger
#12. What if I told you that when you kiss me, lass, I doona feel cursed? That mayhap your kisses could save me. Would you?
Karen Marie Moning
#13. I told you I have both male and female organs."
"You didn't say they were all fully functional!" Belle stared at the rapidly disappearing bulge.
"Damn girl, how'd you get so lucky? Shit!
Belinda McBride
#14. I told you had to be some kind of karmic opposite to the words I love you.
Joe Hill
#15. The last time we were here," I said, "I told you I liked you. I should have trusted myself to say I love you.
Daniel Keyes
#16. He shakes his head. 'You're different. I told you, Ava, I'll trample anyone who tries to get in my way. Even you.
Jodi Ellen Malpas
#17. Time will say nothing but I told you so ...
W. H. Auden
#18. What is it?' Stephanie whispered.
'That, my dear Valkyrie, is what we call a monster.'
She looked at Skulduggery. 'You don't know what it is, do you?'
'I told you what it is, it's a horrible monster. Now shut up before it comes over here and eats us.
Derek Landy
#19. Have I told you I love you?" he whispers.
I smile. "Not since this morning."
"Unforgivable. I will tell you every hour of every day.
Jessica Khoury
#20. I told you when you hired him that - " "When I hired him?" "Don't interrupt. - that any man who would take money two ways would take it three ways just as quickly.
Robert A. Heinlein
#21. I told you," Molly said, never looking toward me. "It's in the past. Leave it there."
"You listening to my head, kiddo?"
Her mouth twitched. "Only when I want to hear the roar of the ocean.
Jim Butcher
#22. I would assign every lie a color: yellow when they were innocent, pale blue when they sailed over you like the sky, red because I knew they drew blood. And then there was the black lie. That's the worst of all. A black lie was when I told you the truth.
Steve Martin
#23. I told you, hon, I'm not a real person. This is my job.
Michael Chabon
#24. I told you not to confuse forgetfulness with stupidity," Allen said. "She's extremely intelligent. Did you use the audio binder? Give her the Amneoset?
Kim Harrison
#25. I'm going to put you on the ground, now, Willa." He clutches a fistful of my hair and whispers hotly against my ear. "Then I'm going to get between your thighs and fuck you. I told you this was inevitable, didn't I?
Tessa Bailey
#26. That's the secret - to distract the senses. Have I told you my theory about them? I think that our sight, smell, taste, touch, hearing are all calibrated for the enjoyment of a perfect world. But since the world is imperfect, we must put blinders on the senses.
Rohinton Mistry
#27. And we held each other in the dark hall and laughed, with the tears running down our cheeks and echoes of our laughter going up the ruined stairway to the sky.
'I am so happy,' Constance said at last, gasping. 'Merricat, I am so happy.'
'I told you that you would like it on the moon.
Shirley Jackson
#28. Django: "Would you buy it if I told you that it's always darkest before the dawn? Or that there's a light at the end of the tunnel? Course there's always a possibility that it's an oncoming train. But still.
Zoey Dean
#29. I told you before, we're the center," she said. "And the center will hold.
Richelle Mead
#30. Baby I'll never forget none of that. Girl I told you I was comin back.
Drake
#31. Chip Robbins, how many times have I told you not to yell out for me unless you're being stabbed with a pitchfork?
J.D. Robb
#32. JACE WAYLAND," she said. "Explain yourself."
Jace was glaring at the cat. "I told you to bring me to Alec! Backstabing Judas."
Church rolled onto his back, purring contentedly.
Cassandra Clare
#33. What if I told you I'm incapable of tolerating my own heart?
Virginia Woolf
#34. How many times have I told you never listen to a person's words; watch their actions to see what is in their heart. A person can say many things they do not mean." Charlie to Beth
Lynsay Sands
#35. I told you before," he muttered solidly. "You can kill me, but you can't make me obey.
Matthew Woodring Stover
#36. Please don't tell her i told you. I know how much you love her, Hardy, and i know the reason she didn't want you to know is because she loves you, too. I've never seen two people your age feel so deeply about each other. I understand you needing to know, but she would never forgive me.
M. Leighton
#37. I'm not one to say I told you so." Jane sighed. "But I'll sing it. I toooooold you soooooo!" She finished on one knee, fanning her fingers dramatically.
Molly Harper
#38. Give me an opportunity to fail," Saiman said. "I promise my corpse won't interrupt your 'I told you so' speech.
Ilona Andrews
#39. About me, nothing worse they will tell you, my love, than what I told you
Pablo Neruda
#40. I told you, Baby. They're gonna love you. Love you like I love you, love you, Shepley said, tucking her hair behind her ear.
Jamie McGuire
#41. What was in the bags?" she asked softly.
"Florida mud," he answered. "That was one of two true things I told you.
F Scott Fitzgerald
#42. I stopped opposite the counter and looked back up at him. "Have I told you you're an asshole today?"
"You just got up, so, no."
"You're an asshole."
He grinned again.
Kristen Ashley
#43. Pointless, needless suffering & pain? I don't suppose it would help it I told you that was the way life is. The good suffer, the evil flourish, and all this is mortal passes away. - Magnus
Cassandra Clare
#44. I told you it's pointless talking about ifs and if nots. But...I do think it's nice if there could come a time where we could have fun talking about if and if nots, no matter how pointless it is...You know, I feel really happy right now. I'm so glad I was able to meet you in this life. Thank you.
Inio Asano
#45. Yet if I told you you are born of God-that you are pure Gods and Goddesses at birth-pure love-you would reject me.
Neale Donald Walsch
#46. I told you growing starts from the inside first, honey, and in that way, you've been growing like wildfire.
Phoebe Stone
#47. I wonder about prisoners. They're told, "You are free, you are innocent, you can go anywhere." I'm sure they usually feel nothing. They don't burst into tears or hysterics or joy or "I told you so." It's nothing. To be on the straight path isn't a bloody thing. It's just ordinary.
Diana Vreeland
#48. You probably didn't hear me, but I told you I loved you that night. I couldn't seem to stop it from slipping out. Then you cried for Denny, and I wanted to die again.
S.C. Stephens
#49. You're not asleep, and you're not dead. I'm here, and I love you. I have always loved you, and I will always love you. I was thinking of you, seeing your face in my mind, every second that I was away. When I told you that I didn't want you, it was the very blackest kind of blasphemy.
Stephenie Meyer
#50. I told you. It was interesting' [Annabel]
'Interesting,' he [Owen] said, 'is not a word.'
'Since when?
Sarah Dessen
#51. But how could you believe me? after all the thousands of times i told you i loved you how could you let one word break your faith in me
Stephenie Meyer
#52. If I told you the words, you wouldn't believe them anyway.
Richard Berry
#53. Did you know that 'I told you so' has a brother,Jacob?" she asked cutting me off. "His name is 'Shut the hell up'.
Stephenie Meyer
#54. Pointless, needless suffering pain? I don't suppose it would help if I told you that is the way life is. The good suffer, the evil flourish, and the mortal passes away
Cassandra Clare
#56. Knut, this is Jude. Remember I told you about him? He writes poetry." Knut looked my half-Japanese self up and down. "Haiku?" he guessed. "Gesundheit," I muttered sourly.
J.L. Merrow
#57. I told you to wait," he snapped at Alec.
"Don't you ever do anything I tell you to?"
"Technically you didn't actually say anything,"
Clary said. "You just gestured."
"Gesturing counts," Jace said. "I gesture
very expressively.
Cassandra Clare
#58. Get in the fucking car. You're a mean drunk.
You haven't seen me mean, mama's boy!
I told you we're close!
Yeah, so are me and my asshole! Doesn't mean I'm going to call it twice a day!
Jamie McGuire
#59. Jesus, Shep. I told you ... "
"I know what you said. You have eighteen missed calls."
"All Trent?"
"One is from Panty Wearers Anonymous.
Jamie McGuire
#60. I told you what a good little whore you could be. Your talent has been wasted.
Jesse Joren
#61. On my gravestone, I want it to say, "I told you I was sick."
Tom Waits
#62. I told you I would never let anything bad happen to you.
Cora Carmack
#63. If I told you about all the stories I don't tell, I would be violating the very boundaries I set for myself.
Joyce Maynard
#64. I know you look both ways before you cross the street, but I want you to look both ways a second time, because I told you to.
Jonathan Safran Foer
#65. What if I told you that I put my whole life into Tintin?
Herge
#66. I told you, I suck at this. It's like any time I try to do a spell, it goes all big and scary and explodey ...
Rachel Hawkins
#67. Batman: What have I told you about trusting dangerous and obsessive criminal geniuses?
Wonder Woman: To be fair, you tend to warn everyone about everything.
Batman: Point.
Landry Q. Walker
#68. There's what we did wrong and what we did right. The mistake is that we did some things against the people - by us and also by the enemy - but the other side, as I told you, is that without our struggle there would be no Cambodia right now.
Pol Pot
#69. If I told you, you wouldn't know what I was talking about.
Erik Larson
#70. Have you lost your mind? What have I told you Charlie about whales? You can't MANHANDLE THEM!
Erica Sehyun Song
#71. Are you seriously going to pretend nothing is going on here?" I cry. He glares at me.
"There's nothing going on. I told you that."
"Oh get your head out of your ass! There's so much sexual tension in the air, I should just orgasm standing here.
Bella Jewel
#72. To my wife 'I told you I was sick'.
Lou Holtz
#73. See, I told you it would all work out," Niniane said to Tiago.
"You are, as always, perfectly right," Tiago told her.
Thea Harrison
#74. Do you ever feel like you're on the wrong path in your life? What if I told you there is no wrong path? Every path in your life is always the right path, the perfect path. So I say enjoy the view and appreciate that the path you're on, is leading you where you need to go ... .
James A. Murphy
#75. I told you the Bible was more to be depended on than newspapers!
L.M. Montgomery
#76. I told you," he whispers back. I can feel his breath just tickling the space behind my ear, making my hair prick up on my neck. "I like you."
"You don't know me," I say quickly.
"I want to, though.
Lauren Oliver
#77. His eyes softened. But it doesn't change what we are to each other. It's like there's always been a piece of my soul missing, and it's inside you, Clary. I know I told you once that whether God exists or not, we're on our own. But when I'm with you, I'm not.
Cassandra Clare
#78. Would you believe me if I told you, in one flower there is a whole other land? This would be true if you believe hard enough.
Simone Strydom
#79. I told you, I want more than this. I want to be with you. I want to be your lover." I swore, digging my hands into my hair. "I'm falling for you, Chloe.
Christina Lauren
#80. Come here. I told you to go to sleep and you wouldn't go, so now you'll have to take care of me.
Kenya Wright
#81. Just remember, Harry, I told you this was a bad idea." "Preemptive I-told-you-sos," I said. "Now I've seen everything.
Jim Butcher
#82. What have I told you about trying to sound ingratiatingly cute, Twyla?" she said. The little girl said, "You said I mustn't. You said that exaggerated lisping is a hanging offense and I only do it to get attention.
Terry Pratchett
#83. History does not always repeat itself. Sometimes it just yells, 'Can't you remember anything I told you?' and lets fly with a club.
John W. Campbell Jr.
#84. Let me just say this: You know your campaign is not going well when you open a press conference by saying, 'I told you there would be more lewd photos'.
David Letterman
#85. Bianca di Angelo shivered. "That explains Nico, you remember last summer, those guys
who tried to attack us in the alley in DC?"
"And that bus driver," Nico said. "The one with the ram's horns. I *told* you that was real.
Rick Riordan
#86. I could've sworn I was telling the truth when I told you I didn't miss you.
Pleasefindthis
#87. I told you not to piss off Noir. One day you're going to listen to me. (Asmodeus)
Why start now? (Jaden)
Ah, you're right. Bled so much now, it doesn't really matter, does it? (Asmodeus)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
#88. Geez, what do I need to do, use semaphore? I told you I was unclaimed.
Katie MacAlister
#89. I told you, I don't like to share."
That made her grin. "I don't either. That part was never an act."
~Trance/Rik
Sydney Croft
#90. If I told you once, I told you a million times: you're a handsome motherfucker. I'm almost gay for you.
Debra Anastasia
#91. I told you that your dream was a difficult one. It's the simple things in life that are the most extraordinary; ...
Paulo Coelho
#92. said. "Life gets hard when a woman hits her mid to late 30s. I told you it's the Uglying Up years. The wrinkles come and the arm fat. The hangy-down thing on most necks.
Susan Reinhardt
#94. Mama always said you could tell your friends from your enemies by the ones who didn't say "I told you so.
Penelope J. Stokes
#95. Remind me why we just said goodbye?
...
Because for the life of me, I can't think of one damn good reason.
...
What would you say if I told you I wasn't ready to let you go just yet?
Penelope Ward
#96. What if I told you 10 years from now your life would be exactly the same?
Doubt you'd be happy.
So, why are you afraid of change?
Karen Salmansohn
#97. You're mine. The minute I told you to spread your legs and you did it, you were mine. When I told you to beg for it and you did, you were mine. When you put your hands behind your back without being told, I owned you. You never had to say a word. You're a natural submissive.
C.D. Reiss
#98. I told you I believed in you, win or lose, I was going to be in the stands cheering for you tonight.
Jaci Burton
#99. I better quit my talking 'cause I told you all I know But please remember, pardner, wherever you may go The people are building a peaceful world, and when the job is done, That'll be the biggest thing that man has ever done.
Woody Guthrie
#100. I hope you don't mind tea in mugs,' she said, coming in with a try. 'I told you I was a slut.
Barbara Pym
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