R.A. Spratt Quotes

#1. Samantha, what have I told you?' demanded Mr. Green.

'That I should be seen, and not heard, until I turn eighteen. When I can say 'Good-bye, I'm returning my key' before moving out of home.' chanted Samantha.

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#2. It sounds like a terrible idea," said Friday. "But that doesn't mean it won't work.

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#3. Don't worry, I'm still earthbound,' Friday called down. 'But I've found something!' 'What?' asked Melanie. 'It's a flying fox!' said Friday. 'Don't touch it!' said Melanie. 'It might bite you.

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#4. Nanny Piggins lost the Vegetable Peeling, Gutter Cleaning, and Long Division Explaining tests as well. She got caught telling Michael, 'Don't bother to learn that. Long division is a waste of brain space, when you can just buy a calculator.' Which is only the truth.

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#5. Oh yes," said Nanny Piggins. "I can regale people with anecdotes from my sordid past and think at the same time.

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#6. Derrick, Samantha, and Michael were all very good at avoiding being murdered. Nanny Piggins considered this to be one of the most important life skills.

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#7. Experience has taught me that it is always better to be well rested than to know what you are doing - Nanny Piggins

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#8. She crept around the house listening for breathing, chocolate eating, breaking porcelain, or any of the other peculiar little noises children make.

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#9. I absolutely refuse to let those people at the motor registry take my photograph. Their lighting set-up is terrible. They seem to take cruel delight in making everyone look like they've been dead for six months.

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#10. chocolate is a dairy food; nanny piggins

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