Top 100 I Drive Quotes
#1. I just go about my life. I'm a mom, I drive an SUV, I go to the grocery store every day. I'm definitely not a celebrity. I always say that I'm a celebrity-adjacent.
Diablo Cody
#2. I drive a hybrid. It's a Ford Escape. That's my only car.
Michael Franti
#3. I changed my headlights the other day. I put in strobe lights instead! Now
when I drive at night, it looks like everyone else is standing still ...
Steven Wright
#4. I know who made the environment and he's coming back and going to burn it all up. So yes, I drive an SUV.
Mark Driscoll
#5. When I'm in New York, I bike everywhere. I have a couple of bikes stored over at Ed Norton's. It's the only way to go. But in Hawaii, I drive. I have a little Volkswagen Bug, from the 'Drive it? Hug it?' phase. I run it on biodiesel.
Woody Harrelson
#6. The doo-wop stalker love song on a Cincinnati oldies station
you broke up with me because I was an obnoxious jerk and now you're dating him, so I drive by your house and stare in your window every night, thereby proving that I'm an even bigger creep than you thought
Sarah Vowell
#7. I drive around the streets an inch away from weeping, ashamed of my sentimentality and possible love.
Charles Bukowski
#8. Whenever I drive under a yellow light, I always kiss my finger and tap it on the roof of the car.
Jared Padalecki
#9. I drive an S80 Volvo; it's one of those real flashy cars. No, I just like it because I like a nice, cush ride; the Volvo is really cush, and it's powerful and fast.
Cheech Marin
#10. I drive a hybrid, and we've changed our light bulbs and windows and installed solar panels and geothermal ground source heat pumps and most everything else.
Al Gore
#11. Home is where the people who live there need me to come home to them, and worry about me when I'm gone. There's no such place on this earth, no matter how far I drive.
Orson Scott Card
#12. My dirty little secret is I don't drive at all, though I have my license and I renew it every five years. I'm phobic. I keep worrying if I drive, I'll end up killing someone. I hoped that by writing about a car crash, I might understand and heal this phobia, but I didn't! I'm still phobic.
Caroline Leavitt
#13. When can I drive the new ride?" "When you learn that a yellow light means haul ass to get through it before it turns red instead of slowing down to a crawl a half a block away.
J.D. Robb
#14. People get excited around me and behave differently than they would normally. I don't feel different from anyone else, except that I drive a racing car round in circles faster than somebody else.
Michael Schumacher
#15. I drive the same car that I've driven since I was 16. That's who I am.
Selena Gomez
#16. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
Steven Wright
#17. I did a radio interview; the DJ's first question was "Who are you?" I had to think. Is this guy really deep, or did I drive to the wrong station?
Mitch Hedberg
#18. I drive a motorbike, so there is the whiff of the grim reaper round every corner, especially in London.
Benedict Cumberbatch
#19. I haven't really had any experiences, as far as having paparazzi sit outside of my house or following me around on the street. But, I actually don't really go to places where they do that, unless they knew where I lived or what kind of car I drive.
Cole Hauser
#20. When I drive to work, I listen to thuggish rap at a very loud volume, even though the lyrics are degrading to women and offend me to my core. I am mortified by my music choices.
Roxane Gay
#21. Oh, I talk about things; I drive my husband insane. And I can't tell a lie. Everyone knows. I do this smile thing.
Cecelia Ahern
#22. I drive a tiny Toyota iQ. I'm quite frugal and often cut my own hair.
Carol Vorderman
#23. I drive Fords, and I've driven American cars all my life, and I want to have a strong American manufacturing sector, especially in automobiles.
Jim DeMint
#24. I have my 1973 Citroen DS 23 Pallas. I drive it all the time. It's still the most beautiful shape in the world.
Brian Johnson
#25. I would think I drive most hitting coaches crazy. During one single at-bat I used six different stances on six pitches. Oh yeah, I also struck out. So what do I know?
John Kruk
#26. Whenever I get a free day, I drive up to some part of California that looks promising on the map.
Kent McCord
#27. I drive an American car. It's a Chrysler. That's not an endorsement. It's more like a cry for pity.
Michael Moore
#28. I saw someone label me as a dubstep producer but I'm definitely not a dubstep producer. There's nothing wrong with that, though, because that's major. But it's like a school bus driver being labeled as a NASCAR driver. I would love to be a NASCAR driver, but I drive buses for a living.
AraabMuzik
#29. I drive a 1965 Shelby Cobra. I love classic muscle cars.
Aaron Paul
#30. In Los Angeles, I drive a hybrid and live in a very simple home. Anything you do from carrying a canteen of water to starting a recycling program in your office makes a difference. Reusing what you already have has always been green - from clothes to boxes to glass jars from the supermarket.
Rachel Boston
#31. Don't look so worried Norah," Clint was trying to reassure me, "you may have your naked painting and guns to help you escape ... but me, when things get too much for me ... I, drive.
Angela Richardson
#32. I drive well!
Says who your mom?
No actually, she won't even get in the car with me.
Heather Brewer
#33. I drive two black cars, I named em Malcolm X and Martin Luther.
Drake
#34. I can't be calm when I drive through sections of Atlanta that look more like Kinshasa, Democratic Republic of Congo, than America.
Cynthia McKinney
#35. It's not superstition, but I do everything exactly the same on game days. I'm a creature of habit. I eat the same breakfast, and then I drive the same way to practice. Then I come back and eat the same exact same lunch before every game.
Kris Humphries
#37. I think you're confused as to the nature of our relationship. You and I, we don't get along. You're a psychopathic control freak. You order me around and I want to kill you. I'm a pigheaded insubordinate ass. I drive you mad and you want to strangle me.
Ilona Andrews
#38. Every time I drive into Rio from the airport, I see the city for the first time and think how strange it is.
Chico Buarque
#39. I've had an amazing career and amazing blessings. But I'm an everyday person, and I have lived an everyday life, and I drive an everyday car.
Marcia Gay Harden
#40. You see that car?' he said. 'I drive where I want, I have everything I want and all my life I have had three meals a day. I have nice clothes and a good place to live. I've been given everything and it's time I did some- thing for someone besides myself.
Mike Ericksen
#41. I drive a Yukon Flex Fuel, and there's baby seats in the back.
Vin Diesel
#42. I get drunk, and I drive my wife away with a breath like mustard gas and roses.
Kurt Vonnegut
#43. I drive myself to and from work. I love the privacy.
Bob Iger
#44. I always wear my seat belt when I drive a point home.
Jarod Kintz
#46. I drive a car till it turns to dust, then I sweep up the dust and ride on the dust.
Larry Burkett
#47. I don't need to sow any damn oats. What are you two, the supernatural version of Thelma and Louise?" "Hardly," Talia scoffed. "This car is a classic. No way would I drive it off a cliff.
A.E. Jones
#48. I drive my own horses in a race. And I always have.
Oleg Cassini
#49. I'm so independent in writing stuff and controlling what I do. Sometimes I get calls from people asking to be in their movie, but I'm always writing or editing, and I can never get around to doing it. I'm so much more interested in my own stuff. I think I drive my agent crazy.
Chris Lilley
#50. All I did was ask for rights. I didn't attack anyone. I didn't harass anyone. I didn't oppose the system or the country or the authority. All I said is, 'Why can't I drive?'
Manal Al-Sharif
#51. I may be the prat in the hat, that's cool, but I drive an Aston Martin DB5.
Jay Kay
#53. I want to drive! I love to drive! I drive at home in Barbados.
Jim Parsons
#54. Will you hold on to my penis while I drive?"
"If it's absolutely necessary, yes.
Stephanie McAfee
#55. I want to play with your pussy while I drive. I'm going to keep you talking the whole way, so I can hear your voice break as I get you hotter and hotter.
Joey W. Hill
#57. I drive a lot in the summertime, but after that, I don't drive if there's snow predicted for anywhere in 500 miles.
R.L. Stine
#58. If I drive my SUV I'm supporting terrorism. Okay, I'll take a taxi, Is that better?
Greg Giraldo
#59. I avoid the carwash when I think it might rain anytime in the near future, which means I drive around the majority of the time in a pollen and bird poop covered car. This presents a stand off between Neat Freakshow and Practical Pennypincher, and Neat Freak usually triumphs. And then it rains.
Kristin Armstrong
#60. I drive a hybrid. Tipper and I got a Lexus hybrid. And we have a couple of Priuses in the family with our children. And I encourage people to make environmentally conscious choices because we all have to solve this climate crisis.
Al Gore
#61. What can I say?" He motions to the distressed sedan. "I drive this piece of shit to compensate for my huge dick.
Vaughn R. Demont
#62. The truth is I dislike cars. Whenever I drive a car, I have the feeling I have become invisible. People on the street cannot see you; they only watch your rear fender until it is out of their way.
Walker Percy
#63. I'm a cowboy. I wear a hat. I drive a 4x4 Silverado diesel truck. I've got a farm.
Jason McCoy
#64. That's the way you judge a car, man, [good or bad], when you start it up. It's just the same thing. I mean, I drive a Ferrari - not to be cute, but because I dig it. I'd rather drive a ten-year-old Ferrari than one of them new things-they don't go.
Miles Davis
#65. As I drive home, I picture other signs- one for everyone who has a secret. Bill Corso's would say, I CAN'T READ, BUT I CAN THROW A FOOTBALL. Mr. Shunk's would read, I WISH I COULD TOSS YOU ALL ON AN ISLAND BY YOURSELVES. Dad's would read, I HATE MYSELF FOR NO GOOD REASON.
My Idea grows.
A.S. King
#66. I think I'm pretty smart on what I spend my money on. I still don't have a new car, I drive my old car that I've had forever. But I bought a house in downtown Chicago.
Chris O'Donnell
#67. It is obviously no secret that I earn a lot of money. But it is also no secret that I give most of it away. I don't live a luxurious life. I drive a small second-hand Fiat. I don't have to worry about money, which is itself a privilege. But I never had any anxiety that I would lose my identity.
Henning Mankell
#68. I know I drive some people crazy with what seems like ridiculous optimism, but it has always worked for me.
Jim Henson
#69. I drive around on my scooter in Milan alone - we don't have bodyguards or anything like that. I am a fashion designer, not a celebrity, and although I get stopped for autographs and the like, I don't think I am famous.
Stefano Gabbana
#70. I've got more stuff asked of me every week. But I drive a race car for a living. My car owner lets me race as many sprint car races as I want to run.
Tony Stewart
#71. When I drive into Augusta and down Magnolia Lane, there's just a spirit and nostalgia about it that you experience nowhere else. Why? Because it's the same place every year.
Billy Casper
#72. Does misfortune follow you everywhere, Miz Powell?" "Not normally," She pursed the lips that he found increasingly fascinating. "Why do you ask?"
"Because I'm thinking it might be prudent for me to increase my insurance before I drive you anywhere.
Victoria Vane
#73. I drive a Mustang and a Chevy pickup truck. Ann drives a couple of Cadillacs, actually. And I used to have a Dodge truck. So I used to have all three covered.
Mitt Romney
#74. I drive a BMW 1 series convertible. I love my Beamer.
Angela Cope
#75. I've always been a know-it-all. I drive a lot of people a bit crazy. But I can't seem to help it.
Tom Noonan
#76. I drive old cars, all my Patagonia clothes are years and years old, I hardly have anything new. I try to lead a very simple life. I am not a consumer of anything. And I much prefer sleeping on somebody's floor than in a motel room.
Yvon Chouinard
#77. I switch off lights like a maniac. I drive at reasonable speeds so that I don't waste petrol.
Joanna Lumley
#78. One thing I learned in sobriety is to stop being judgmental, to always be discerning. When I drive, that will be my bumper sticker.
Kevin Sessums
#79. I drive a Prius and drink $10k bottles of wine. The wine isnt on Instagram. The Prius is.
Matt Mullenweg
#80. I'm very aware that just driving blindly towards money won't get me anything. I drive blindly towards making the world a better place.
Jill Soloway
#81. I'm not lazy, I drive everywhere myself, the dog could've learned something from me.
Zach Braff
#82. Five days a week I drive from our home to the Episcopal Cathedral Center of Los Angeles where I have an office, my computer, and a wonderful sense of community - especially nurtured by the presence of several younger gay men and women who are good friends.
Malcolm Boyd
#83. I drive a lot. Just for pleasure. Sometimes I'll get in the Cadillac and drive around the city or the country, kind of trying to get lost basically. Y'know, just see where roads lead.
Frank Black
#84. Alive. This music rocks
me. I drive the interstate,
watch faces come and go on either
side. I am free to be sung to;
I am free to sing. This woman
can cross any line.
Joy Harjo
#85. I don't mean to in any way impugn the makers of Bentley, but that car is nuts. When I do drive, I drive a Toyota Prius. So driving around the streets of Albuquerque in a Bentley made me feel so fake-a-rooney.
Jessica Hecht
#86. I drive past the Mad Men billboard every day and I can't believe I'm on that show.
Jessica Pare
#87. I put music on and I drive around town.
Chris Isaak
#88. I drive a V10 Ford Excursion and I have to tell folks all the time: look I've got five kids and a dog and birds. I would have to have two Lincolns with two V8s, you see, so it would be 16 cylinders.
Dan Aykroyd
#89. When you live in a safe place like Monte Carlo, you can walk home at any time of the night and you don't have to worry. I don't feel at risk there. If I drive myself, I can leave the car doors unlocked.
Shirley Bassey
#90. I would compare it to an actor. I drive myself into the character that later on is in the ring.
Wladimir Klitschko
#91. I drive these brothers crazy
I do it on the daily
They treat me really nicely
They buy me all these ices
Fergie
#92. I live right under the Hollywood sign, so that every day when I drive home I'm reminded of why I'm here.
Alessandro Nivola
#93. A lover makes you smile like children smile. That smile that was only meant for you. The half smile. The big shiny smile full of teeth and white enamel and pink gums. The smile that fades in the distance as I drive away in a taxi again.
Jann Arden
#94. I climb behind the steering wheel... I drive off immediately without once looking back; it's a long journey but it leads to freedom.
Corinne Hofmann
#96. I drive girls crazy because I might call them 20 times in one day and then the next day not once.
Lapo Elkann
#97. I drive a car, like an adult. Not brilliantly. I'm not great.
Karl Pilkington
#98. When people asked me what I did, I'd say, 'I work in publishing', and when they then say, 'What side of it?', I say, 'Supply' - no doubt leaving them to think I drive the books around in a van and deliver them.
Jim Crace
#99. I like exotic guys who have a lot of sexual energy. I drive army tanks and I snowboard, so he has to keep up.
Berglind Icey
#100. I have nothing left to lose. Which is why I drive my shoulder into her rib cage, hoist her off the floor, and bulldoze us both through the glass wall, into the storm outside.
Anna Banks
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