Please Don't Drink And Drive Quotes

#1. Friends don't let Jackasses drink and drive.

Roger Ebert

#2. The basic trouble with all long-range population projections is that they are driven by assumptions about birth levels - and there is still no reliable method for predicting fertility levels a generation from now, to say nothing of a century hence,

Nicholas Eberstadt

#3. If you drink like a fish, don't drive: swim.

Joe E. Lewis

#4. You got nothing left here but enemies in the Junior League and a mama that's gonna drive you to drink. You done burned ever bridge there is. And you ain't never gone get another boyfriend in this town and everbody know it. So don't walk your white butt to New York, run it.

Kathryn Stockett

#5. There are beauties of character which, like the night-blooming cereus, are closed against the glare and turbulence of every-day life, and bloom only in shade and solitude, and beneath the quiet stars.

Henry Theodore Tuckerman

#6. Our parents had to drive us to the gig, or even go in with us because of the liquor laws. The owners were really scared to death that we'd drink. We usually just went out somewhere and smoked weed. I don't smoke anymore, but back then we used to smoke quite a lot.

Dexter Romweber

#7. Don't open the box until I arrive. Wear something unbearably sexy that you think will drive me crazy. Because it will. And have a drink ready for me when I walk in the door. Whiskey will do.

Lauren Blakely

#8. I think in life we get very caught up in the minutia and, unfortunately, it generally takes some sort of tragedy in your life to put things in perspective.

Eli Roth

#9. I'm the most cynical person, and I know what that sounds like when you say, I don't drink and drive, and I don't. But I know people look at that with skepticism, and I understand.

Tracey Gold

#10. Don't drink and drive. But if you do, call me.

Saul

#11. I think that an objective reader may see how in the society to which I was exposed as a black youth here in America, for me to wind up in a prison was really just about inevitable. It happens to so many thousands of black youth.

Malcolm X

#12. All it takes is one drink to mess with the way you drive - it clouds your judgment and slows your reflexes. Don't take any chances. It just isn't worth it.

Paris Hilton

#13. If you don't drink, smoke, or drive a car, you're a tax evader.

Thomas S. Foley

#14. The first place I try to go when I have free time is the museums. I'm a big museum person.

Robert Barry

#15. God allows unjust disparities between rich and poor because He does not miraculously intervene to establish justice against human wills. Also, discrepancies are not unjust by themselves; justice does not mean equality of result but equality of opportunity.

Peter Kreeft

#16. Slavery and a controlling spirit are not God's methods of training and teaching people.

Sunday Adelaja

#17. He don't debate he concentrate on survivin'
He don't like to drive if he's been drinkin'
But he'll drink while he's drivin'
He's the dude

Devin The Dude

#18. If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.

Dean Martin

#19. Golf and alcohol don't mix
And that's why I don't drink and drive
Because, good grief I'd knock out my teeth
And have to kiss my smile goodbye

Owl City

#20. I told you not to drink that much water on the drive," Sarah told her. "You never listen to me."
"Sorry I don't have the bladder of a freaking sloth."
"You mean camel," Sarah corrected.
"I meant sloth," the other girl said. "I read somewhere they only have to go once a week.

Alexandra Bracken

#21. Queen Victoria, one of our more frumpy Queen's. They're all frumpy aren't they? Because it's a bad idea when cousin's marry.

Eddie Izzard

#22. I don't drink and drive. I could live with killing myself but I couldn't live with killing someone else.

Atticus

#23. Hi, I'm Jeff Healy of the Jeff Healy band. Don't drink and drive. I don't ... you're blind!

Jeff Healey

#24. I've been drinking tequila for a long time now, and it's never been about drinking to get drunk. I don't do that. I never drink tequila during the day, and I don't drive at night.

Sammy Hagar

#25. The radio ad "Hi, I'm Jeff Healey from the Jeff Healey Band. Don't drink and drive. I don't". Well, I hope you don't drive sober either Mr. Healey. You're blind for God's sake!

George Carlin

#26. A woman drove me to drink. I don't drink and drive.

Brian Spellman

#27. When I started at Microsoft, I was lucky enough to be part of the rise of the client-server paradigm.

Satya Nadella

#28. It's important that when kids are listening to my music they don't think of it as their parent's music.

Mayer Hawthorne