Hot Fudge Quotes

#1. A book without potty humor is like a banana split without hot fudge. It can still be good, I suppose, but you kinda get the feeling that something is missing.

Dav Pilkey

#2. READ! Books can be as delicious as hot-fudge sundaes, as funny as clowns, as exciting as a baseball game that's tied in the 9th inning, and as beautiful as the best sunset you ever saw.

Judith Viorst

#3. Child: Why on this night do we eat Hot Fudge Sundaes? Adult: To remind us that being Jewish is like having your birthday every day!! Plus they're delicious!

Jon Stewart

#4. The girl must be looking for another hot-fudge shower, Ellen said. Then she, too, advanced on Leesha.

Cinda Williams Chima

#5. Avoid any diet that discourages the use of hot fudge.

Don Kardong

#6. Always serve too much hot fudge sauce on hot fudge sundaes.
It makes people overjoyed, and puts them in your debt.

Judith Olney

#7. Here is a good joke. The little boy walks into an ice cream store, He asks for a sundae with extra hot fudge sauce. 'I'm sorry." says tje ice cream man. "Hot fudge only comes in one temperature." Mark, Florida

Susan Magsamen

#8. Watching other teams in the World Series is like watching somebody else eat a Hot Fudge Sundae.

Joe Torre

#9. I am not plain, or average or - God forbid - vanilla. I am peanut butter rocky road with multicolored sprinkles, hot fudge and a cherry on top.

Wendy Mass

#10. Your life should always come with hot fudge, whipped cream, and a cherry on top.

A.D. Posey

#11. Taste my tuna casserole - tell me if I put in too much hot fudge.

Woody Allen

#12. Razzmatazz topped with hot fudge, strawberries, rainbow sprinkles, and whipped cream. It looked nasty, but you had to admire a guy secure enough to order sprinkles.

Colleen Coble

#13. He's created a freaking ice cream sundae with extra-hot fudge just by uttering my name.

Shanora Williams

#14. Some relationships aren't meant to be Great Love; they're meant to be like a hot fudge sundae
enjoyable but not something you can acually live on.

Kristin Chenoweth

#15. As for literary criticism in general: I have long felt that any reviewer who expresses rage and loathing for a novel or a play or a poem is preposterous. He or she is like a person who has put on full armor and attacked a hot fudge sundae or a banana split.

Kurt Vonnegut

#16. During a color consultation, I like to reference food as a visual. Hot fudge and orange marmalade paint a clearer picture and helps prevent end results that leave you feeling unsatisfied.

Tabatha Coffey

#17. I had so much fun writing this book and I want readers to have fun also. A Passion for Prying is a feel-good, fun read. It's like eating a delicious, sinful hot fudge sundae--pure fun and indulgence.

Nancy Mangano

#18. Common sense dictates the term hot fudge sundae has a totally different meaning in prison.

Dana Gould

#19. Sex is all right, but a hot fudge sundae don't never ask if the baby's really his.

Lois Greiman

#20. When the Woolworth's-Hot-Fudge-Sundae switch goes on, then I know I really have something.

Andy Warhol

#21. I love Hot Fudge Sundaes; I could die for Hot Fudge Sundaes.

Bob Farrell

#22. He said my name the way diabetics talked about hot fudge sundaes.

MaryJanice Davidson

#23. A Hot Fudge Sundae and a trashy novel is my idea of heaven.

Barbara Walters

#24. Pony eyed the pitcher of hot fudge sauce Nellie had placed on the table. "And if you pass that pitcher, I will reveal a nugget of information that will please you and instantly return me to your good goddess graces."
Nellie pushed the pitcher forward. "Spill. Not the fudge sauce. The info.

Jude Watson

#25. The world is too serious. To get mad at a work of art-because maybe somebody, somewhere is blowing his stack over what I've done-is like getting mad at a hot fudge sundae.

Kurt Vonnegut

#26. We got the hot fudge on the bottom ... that allows you to control the fudge distribution while you're eating your ice cream.

Jerry Seinfeld

#27. Any reviewer who expresses rage and loathing for a novel is preposterous. He or she is like a person who has put on full armor and attacked a hot fudge sundae.

Kurt Vonnegut

#28. The best part, however, was watching Rocky eat a pile of custard-filled, hot fudge-topped profiteroles. He could swear, after the third bite, she was going to have an orgasm and, watching her, he nearly had one.

Kristen Ashley

#29. A good dog deserves a good home.

Jack Canfield

#30. Anger is a valid emotion. It's only bad when it takes control and makes you do things you don't want to do.

Ellen Hopkins

#31. pleasure and pain arise from virtuous and non-virtuous actions which come not from outside, but from within yourself.

Lama Surya Das

#32. I had my doubts at first. You were an out-of-shape man with low self-esteem and underdeveloped social skills. Now you are an in-shape man with low self-esteem and underdeveloped social skills.

Wesley Chu

#33. Let's go round up your little lost lamb, angel. Before any big bad wolves get ideas.

Kit Rocha

#34. Thus poetry, regarded as a vehicle of thought, is especially impressive partly because it obeys all the laws of effective speech, and partly because in so doing it imitates the natural utterances of excitement.

Herbert Spencer