Wesley Chu Quotes

#1. The world spins despite me, not because of me, he muttered. Last week, one of his coworkers died after twenty-five years of service. There was an email and eulogy sent by one of the managers - and then a mad scramble by everyone else to loot his office supplies.

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#2. Roen said, I can't quit. I have rent, and a cat to support.

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#3. Smitt walked up next to James and watched the planet slowly grow larger. They say the water used to be so blue you could see it from space.

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#4. This whole alien-in-his-body was starting to sound better and better. First, he got to hang out with a hot girl, and now he was going to be James Bond.

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#5. I was being chase by half a dozen guys at the time. Didn't have time to stop and admire the craftsmanship. There was a Ming vase there?
I believe so. You smashed it over someone's head, picked up a shard, and stabbed another in the chest with it.
Ah, good times.

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#6. Would you rather pay the extra charge or die?

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#7. Besides, criminal masterminds are people too. They need groceries and cable like the rest of us.

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#8. If I find out that you wasted the best years of my little girl's life because of your fine-wine-aging process, I'm going to kill you.

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#9. You want to change the world? Now is your chance! Go show this bastard what you are made of!

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#10. All that we have built, we have put into humanity. And it will be you, our children, who can cut us down. And I cannot blame you if you do.

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#11. Whoever said a good agreement was a compromise neither side was completely happy with just had poor negotiators.

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#12. For abyss's sake, how many damn times do you have to wander off and get in trouble before you learn your lesson?

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#13. Reminiscing is when one is thinking about the past. What you are dreaming about never happened. The word for that is fantasizing.

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#14. I had my doubts at first. You were an out-of-shape man with low self-esteem and underdeveloped social skills. Now you are an in-shape man with low self-esteem and underdeveloped social skills.

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#15. Tao, I think I love her. She's hot and a geek. She is so far out of your league that you are not even playing the same sport.

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#16. Since then, he watched the man live his completely stifling life over and over again, one repetitive day at a time. It was so consistent that Roen even complained about the same things at the same times every day.

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#17. I'll always wait for you. However long it takes

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#18. I take that back. Saying you fight like a girl is an insult to girls everywhere.

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#19. You made your own bed, and now curse others for putting you there.

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#20. Explain to me how this is fun: thirty minutes in line, thirty dollars to get in, ten minutes to work your way down here, ten more saying hi to people I can tell you barely know, and now fifteen minutes ordering a beer that costs twice what it should. You just lost an hour of your life.

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#21. This was the second time James had told her to stay still and she had ignored his command.

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#22. Do not judge an entire species based on the actions of their worst few. That is the trait of the Genjix. The Prophus choose to look at the best of humanity.

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#23. Really, Roen Tan? Do you actually think pizza makes you hear voices?

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#24. Oh come on. You treat her like a Greek goddess and act like a lap dog around her. It is embarrassing.

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#25. When there is no one else left to fight, then there will be nothing left but peace.

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#26. So you're a parasite? We like to think of it as symbiotic, but we can discuss biology another time.

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#27. No one wants to pay for a cure for cancer, but Heaven forbid a man lose his hair or an erection.

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#28. She was an athletic female, late twenties, a shade under two meters in height, and about fifty kilos.

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#29. Actually, I wish you were a chef. Then I'd get something out of this relationship.

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#30. Just because I am an alien does not mean I am a Vulcan or some soulless robot.

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#31. When someone asked Roen what he did, he'd explain that he typed incoherent commands that performed virtual tasks to create intangible objects.

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#32. Each year, humanity died a little more. ChronoCom's charter was to fight that decline, yet things had never gotten better. Every year, there was a little less power to utilize. People went hungry a little longer. Lived lives a little harder. They were losing this war.

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#33. Should he plead the insanity defense or the alien-told-me-to-do-it defense?

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#34. He felt a mixture of fear and excitement, but his main concerns were not dying, making his mentors proud, and not making a fool of himself, in that order of importance.

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#35. What happened to me?" he muttered. "I don't look so good. I go from cute and fat to ugly and skinny. Why can't I just have the best of both worlds?

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#36. Great men are forged, not born.

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