Top 100 Hangover Quotes

#1. I really like 'Gladiator.' I like 'The Dark Knight.' I really liked, when I was a kid, 'U.S. Marshalls.' I like funny movies, too. 'Old School' and 'The Hangover.' 'The Hangover' was up there; I liked it.

Matthew Stafford

Hangover Quotes #5646
#2. The hangover was brutal but he didn't mind. It told him he had been somewhere else, someplace good.

Charles Bukowski

Hangover Quotes #19337
#3. This is what I have.
The dull hangover of waiting,
the blush of my heart on the damp grass,
the flower-faced moon.
A gull broods on the shore
where a moment ago there were two.
Softly my right hand fondles my left hand
as though it were you.

Mary Oliver

Hangover Quotes #21092
#4. A phantom fish, half beaten to death, wriggled in my stomach.

Mike Mehalek

Hangover Quotes #45174
#5. I really enjoy the fun of putting something out and people liking it or hating it or talking about it, but vacuous attention, it feels disgusting. It's like a hangover.

FKA Twigs

Hangover Quotes #49605
#6. Whenever life gets to be too much for me, I have a hard time keeping my eyes open. Sleeping is cheaper and safer than drinking. It keeps you from saying or doing things you'll regret later, and though you may have nightmares, you won't wake up with a hangover. I recommend it wholeheartedly.

Elizabeth Forsythe Hailey

Hangover Quotes #57234
#7. He's freed himself from every stigma, but he sits nursing his hangover of hatred ... .

Harper Lee

Hangover Quotes #68337
#8. Time was just a hangover from the past with no present meaning

Norman Maclean

Hangover Quotes #68438
#9. Larry woke up with a hangover that was not too bad, a mouth that tasted as if a baby dragon had used it for a potty chair

Stephen King

Hangover Quotes #80549
#10. Panic attacks are a lot like being drunk in some ways, you lose self-control. You cry for seemingly no reason. You deal with the hangover long into the next day.

Sara Barnard

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#11. Vitaly owns half a carton of Lucky Strikes, an electric guitar, and a hangover

Neal Stephenson

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#12. If any player has a bad game it's there in the back of your mind in the next game. There's always a hangover. It is like a wounded animal in a way, as you want to get out there as quick as possible and rectify it.

Rio Ferdinand

Hangover Quotes #131018
#13. (a hangover without a head to torment is like a philanthropist without an institution to endow),

Tom Robbins

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#14. Now I am sober and there's only the hangover and the memory of love.

Rumi

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#15. The only cure for a real hangover is death.

Robert Benchley

Hangover Quotes #146905
#16. A favorite film of mine is 'Office Space' and I love 'The Hangover.' That is a really good comedy from character in that film, and that is true of 'Office Space' too.

Seth Gordon

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#17. Opening day. All you have to do is say the words and you feel the shutters thrown wide, the room air out, the light pour in. In baseball, no other day is so pure with possibility. No scores yet, no losses, no blame or disappointment. No hangover, at least until the game's over.

Mary Schmich

Hangover Quotes #223840
#18. The quest for the next key art awards begins with tomorrow's hangover

Nick Offerman

Hangover Quotes #232207
#19. The best way to avoid a hangover is to stay drunk.

Dorothy Parker

Hangover Quotes #247015
#20. Sometimes when you get hammered till the small hours you feel pretty good in the morning, but really it's just because you're still a bit drunk. That old hangover is just toying with you, working out when to bite.

Jojo Moyes

Hangover Quotes #263635
#21. When a forty-minute swim in the Hendrix's underground pool failed to dispel either the longing for Miriam Bancroft's torrid company or the Merge Nine hangover, I did the only thing I felt equipped for. I ordered painkillers from room service, and went shopping.

Richard K. Morgan

Hangover Quotes #296700
#22. I was conscious, then, of a different ache, deeper and more sharp than the feeling of bereavement that a hangover will sometimes uncover in the heart.

Michael Chabon

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#23. She bought a pint of whiskey and woke to discover that she had managed to construct a presentable hangover for herself on the morning of 1 January.

William Boyd

Hangover Quotes #314704
#24. The uncomfortable truth is that we all enjoyed the party far too much to query where all the booze was coming from. Now we seem intent on lynching the barman for letting us get drunk and attacking the Government for letting us get a hangover.

Sean O'Grady

Hangover Quotes #318260
#25. Kelso's hangover had gone, to be replaced by that familiar phase of post-alcoholic euphoria - always in the past, his most productive time of day - a feeling that alone was enough to make getting drunk worthwhile.

Robert Harris

Hangover Quotes #318327
#26. Her sunshine and rainbows smile was too bright for my emotional hangover.

Rebecca Donovan

Hangover Quotes #321483
#27. It was the longest, most exquisite high of my life, but the hangover came first.

Dan Harris

Hangover Quotes #323364
#28. A kid once said to me "Do you get hangovers?" I said, "To get hangovers you have to stop drinking.

Lemmy Kilmister

Hangover Quotes #323580
#29. There are two kinds of hangover: in one you feel ill and incapable, in the other you feel ill and lucid.

John Fowles

Hangover Quotes #347619
#30. Americans also seem to believe that the monarchy is a kind of mediaeval hangover, encumbered by premodern notions of decorum; the reality is that the British monarchy, for good or ill, is a modern political institution perhaps the first modern political institution.

Adam Gopnik

Hangover Quotes #352740
#31. I very carefully levered up an eyelid and shut it again fast. A merciless sunbeam had squirted straight in, making my brain bleed.

Kyril Bonfiglioli

Hangover Quotes #360243
#32. All through my career I've written 1,000 words a day - even if I've got a hangover. You've got to discipline yourself if you're professional. There's no other way.

J.G. Ballard

Hangover Quotes #363852
#33. Home is where you hang your hangover.

James Crumley

Hangover Quotes #377818
#34. The importance of Liking Yourself is a notion that fell heavily out of favor during the coptic, anti-ego frenzy of the Acid Era
but nobody guessed back then that the experiment might churn up this kind of hangover: a whole subculture of frightened illiterates with no faith in anything.

Hunter S. Thompson

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#35. I'm not much of a drinker. I'm an eater more than a drinker. So I feel that I don't have to wait to get a hangover in order to eat these.

Nigella Lawson

Hangover Quotes #387184
#36. From now on walking is my beer and feeling good is my hangover.

Homer

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#37. If arrogance is the heady wine of youth, then humility must be its eternal hangover.

Helen Van Slyke

Hangover Quotes #413138
#38. What in the world is a hangover cure?

Brian Wilson

Hangover Quotes #422611
#39. The world was a bad joke dreamed up by the Almighty on an off-day. I've always felt myself that he probably had a hangover that morning.

Jack Higgins

Hangover Quotes #427502
#40. My sister the nun, who wasn't going to wait for the bishop because she had an eighty-proof hangover,

Gabriel Garcia Marquez

Hangover Quotes #454287
#41. I am told by those who know that there are six varieties of hangover-the Broken Compass, the Sewing Machine, the Comet, the Atomic, the Cement Mixer and the Gremlin Boogie, and his manner suggested that he had got them all.

P.G. Wodehouse

Hangover Quotes #465178
#42. I've always taken my hangovers as consequence, not as a punishment.

John Steinbeck

Hangover Quotes #474800
#43. By far the best cure for hangovers is not drinking excessively the night before.This cure has a 100% success rate, and as you save the cost of the drinks you would have otherwise drunk, it is cheaper than free.

John Green

Hangover Quotes #476136
#44. Tigers love pepper ... they hate cinnamon.

Zach Galifianakis

Hangover Quotes #482344
#45. She read novels. One book after another, sometimes at the rate of one a day, for a solid year. An acceptable form of escape that didn't leave a hangover.

Wendy Wax

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#46. This is where I liked to be when I was hangover or coming down off a cocaine binge, here in the dust with all these dusty people, all this liveliness and clutter and color, things for sale to cheer me up, and greasy food that would slip down by throat.

Anne Lamott

Hangover Quotes #506801
#47. Love's an illusion. It's a dream you wake up from with an enormous hangover and net credit debt. I'd rather have cash.

Janet Fitch

Hangover Quotes #523602
#48. He who truly believes he has a hangover has no hangover.

Kingsley Amis

Hangover Quotes #552095
#49. Credit buying is much like being drunk. The buzz happens immediately and gives you a lift ... The hangover comes the day after.

Joyce Brothers

Hangover Quotes #555353
#50. The joke about SAP has always been, it's making '50s German manufacturing methodology, implemented in 1960s software technology, delivered to 1970-style manufacturing organizations, like, it's really - yeah, the incumbency - they are still the lingering hangover from the dot-com crash.

Marc Andreessen

Hangover Quotes #561150
#51. Might let him take it home and slaughter that/ He got friends for all of my friends/ They ain't leaving 'till we say when/ And we gon' hangover the next day.

Nicki Minaj

Hangover Quotes #561450
#52. Laurent entered, an edge to his grace, like a leopard with a headache.

C.S. Pacat

Hangover Quotes #565643
#53. Foggy hangover ... fending off sloth and torpor ... the battle within!!!!!

Mukesh Kwatra

Hangover Quotes #571547
#54. One of the curious effects of a bad hangover is that you think you're wrong whether you are or not. Not wrong in particulars, but wrong in general, wrong about everything.

Jim Harrison

Hangover Quotes #575139
#55. Pedialyte's a super-Gatorade that they give infants when they're dehydrated. It's on all our riders now. Drink a liter of grape Pedialyte and no hangover. The guys from Pantera taught us that trick.

Sully Erna

Hangover Quotes #575359
#56. The good news is that The Hangover Part III isn't a rerun like the second episode. The bad news is everything else. For all the promise of mayhem and WTF moments, the final episode hits you with all the force of a warm can of O'Doul's.

Kyle Smith

Hangover Quotes #587397
#57. We are indeed drifting into the arena of the unwell.

Bruce Robinson

Hangover Quotes #593405
#58. (Scientists haven't tested this, but I've come to find that a Gatorade, a bowl of Fruity Pebbles, and an Excedrin will cure any hangover.) "Hung

Amanda Hocking

Hangover Quotes #606374
#59. The job of the Federal Reserve is "to know when to remove the punch bowl at the party." Under Alan Greenspan's leadership its motto became "let's all get drunk and see what happens." It is now the morning after and the world will be dealing with Greenspan's hangover for the next several decades.

Said Elias Dawlabani

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#60. Well ... you know, I would wake up with a terrible hangover in a jail somewhere and worst part was that I would not know why I was there.

Colin Quinn

Hangover Quotes #626029
#61. Curse you, cheap beer. Must find miso in tiny packet.

MCM

Hangover Quotes #626366
#62. I had a werewolf morning. Awoke with a rum hangover, imagined blood on the walls, and prayed to god it was mine.

Randy Wayne

Hangover Quotes #629161
#63. How bout you and all your morals in that outfit that you borrowed/Make the most out of tonight and worry bout it all tomorrow.

Drake

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#64. The hangover: such a cure, she thinks, for overthinking.

Naomi Wood

Hangover Quotes #654356
#65. Mocking a woman is like drinking too much wine. It may be fun for a short time, but the hangover is hell.

Brandon Sanderson

Hangover Quotes #661700
#66. All you men still have the Victorian hangover. I suppose you think woman's place is in the home, too?"
"Not my home.

Ross Macdonald

Hangover Quotes #667857
#67. There's a punk-rock attitude, clearly, to 'Hated.' There's even a punk-rock attitude to 'The Hangover,' I think. We start the movie with a Glenn Danzig song.

Todd Phillips

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#68. Cameras flashed. I turned away and saw spots. It was surreal. That's what people always say to describe moments that are merely unusual. I thought: You have no fucking idea what surreal is. My hangover was really warming up now, my left eye throbbing like a heart.

Gillian Flynn

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#69. There's a darkness under 'The Hangover' because ultimately there's a missing person and it's not really that funny. There's a sort of darkness under it that I love, and still people are laughing as hard if not harder than they did in 'Old School.'

Todd Phillips

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#70. Time stood still. I fell into that beloved space that writers fall into, the reason most write, as it's better than drugs or alcohol ... a high without hangover, an affair without pain.

Meg O'Brien

Hangover Quotes #697602
#71. March is the month God created to show people who don't drink what a hangover is like.

Garrison Keillor

Hangover Quotes #708588
#72. I feel like I have a hangover, without all the happy memories and mystery bruises.

Ellen DeGeneres

Hangover Quotes #720601
#73. You come home, and you party. But after that, you get a hangover. Everything about that is negative.

Mike Tyson

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#74. I was always nervous about coming back to Australia which was a complete hangover of the days when I left when ballet was not accepted, when I was not accepted, when I was considered a freak for wanting to be a ballet dancer. And, to be 100% honest, I rather dreaded coming back ...

Robert Helpmann

Hangover Quotes #737119
#75. The sky was pure opal now.

Oscar Wilde

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#76. The longer I stay clean, the better my beats are getting and the easier it is to zero in on one idea. Because I really want to, often, try to get an idea across. I can really get to the essence of a song better if I'm clean and I'm not waking up with a hangover.

Larry Tee

Hangover Quotes #765059
#77. Each one you take is a commitment. If you break that commitment, the gods of alcohol will punish you with a hangover so bad you'll think Satan himself took a dump on you. -Milo

Cora Carmack

Hangover Quotes #768564
#78. Im not supposed to be within two hundred feet of a school or a Chuck E. Cheese.

Alan Garner

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#79. What I never understand about a hangover is, where does the breath come from? You know what I mean? I mean, is someone shitting in your mouth?

Richard Pryor

Hangover Quotes #784312
#80. There's nothing like taking two flights when you have a horrible hangover. It's bad when people can see actual alcohol seeping out of your disgusting pores.

Ike Barinholtz

Hangover Quotes #784635
#81. Michael Winter's fiction is a lot like hearing him talk about his life ... harrowing in an after-the-fact hilarious way. Full of wonder and mystery. A hangover you wouldn't miss for the world.

Michael Crummey

Hangover Quotes #809797
#82. I feel like during the night, a family of raccoons built a nest in my head and then got diarrhea there. I think this is called a hangover, but I can't be sure.

A.S. King

Hangover Quotes #820668
#83. The tranquilizers he had been given had worn off, leaving him with a drug hangover and a bitter grudge against the entire world.

Wilbur Smith

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#84. People who think a tax boost will cure inflation are the same ones who believe another drink will cure a hangover.

Ronald Reagan

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#85. Hello, hangover. You nasty, nasty bitch.

Zoey Derrick

Hangover Quotes #828890
#86. Grease is the only cure for a hangover.

Cameron Diaz

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#87. Yet in a few milliseconds he could see the headlines of any newspaper he pleased. (That very word "newspaper," of course, was an anachronistic hangover into the age of electronics.) The text was updated automatically on every hour;

Arthur C. Clarke

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#88. I would like to work with Todd Phillips of 'The Hangover'. I would like to do more comedies; it would be a lot of fun. No actors in particular. I don't consciously seek out things to do.

Dennis Quaid

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#89. 'The Hangover' was, like, solid. I laughed a bit, you know. Seven out of 10, maybe. But I made it 32 minutes into 'Hangover 2' before I walked out.

Evan Goldberg

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#90. I woke up on my sister's couch with a raging hangover and an urge to kill my wife.

Gillian Flynn

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#91. The whole Mangarm crew is gaunt but the woman looks like a mummy with a hangover. But she's alive. I can hear her heart and smell her sweat, which isn't all that pleasant. She

Richard Kadrey

Hangover Quotes #891002
#92. Happiness is, waking up without a hangover.

Robert Black

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#93. Don't trust a brilliant idea unless it survives the hangover.

Jimmy Breslin

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#94. Drug use makes you snappy, and you get very bad-tempered and have terrible hangovers.

Mick Jagger

Hangover Quotes #912074
#95. If you think the hangover from tequila shots is bad, wait till you've had junkie blood.

Cyma Rizwaan Khan

Hangover Quotes #913357
#96. Last time I was sober, man I felt bad,
Worst hangover that I ever had.
It took six hamburgers, Scotch all night,
Nicotine for breakfast just to put me right.

Mark Knopfler

Hangover Quotes #922086
#97. Well, I drank enough to sustain a small Spanish village, I haven't had an orgasm in a thousand years, and I will probably die old and alone in a beautifully designed apartment with all of Clive's illegitimate children swarming around me ... How do you think I feel?

Alice Clayton

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#98. The best cure for a hangover is something one straight man can't do for another straight man.

Ben Affleck

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#99. An uneducated, half-brained serving boy with a hangover could make mock of you. I am left with no need to exert myself, and your very nature makes mockery of my mockery. And so it is that through sheer stupidity you make me look incompetent.

Brandon Sanderson

Hangover Quotes #930418
#100. I make decisions to do movies based on the cast. I'd just been working with Zach [Galifianakis] on The Hangover, and I was thinking, I've got to find something to do with this guy immediately.

Todd Phillips

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