Guy Jerk Quotes

#1. Children get used to the thought of their fate depends on powerful parents deciding everything in their life

Sunday Adelaja

#2. We cannot make believers. Believers make themselves by voluntarily coming to faith, one at a time.

Calvin Miller

#3. No, I'm not a jerk, Astrid. You know what I am? I'm the guy getting people killed," Sam said quietly. Then, "My head is exploding from it. I can't get my brain around it. I can't do this. I can't be that guy, Astrid, I'm a kid ...

Michael Grant

#4. You have to build your credentials as a candidate, not just as a woman. You also have to be willing to exercise power. We've been educated to be mothers, peacemakers, but we must learn that we can't please everybody.

Madeleine M. Kunin

#5. Wouldn't it have been weird to go to high school with the Pope? You know, somebody did, someone's sitting at home, watching TV in Poland, they see the Pope, they think, "That guy was a jerk! He was so mean to me and now he's Pope? I got a swirly from the Pope!"

Jim Gaffigan

#6. In my songs, the sex is all subliminal. It's subliminal, spiritual.

Ziggy Marley

#7. It's just lovely to be involved in a movie that does go back to the basics - characters and great writing.

Clive Owen

#8. Failure to put faith into action is one of the main causes of people's dreams coming to nothing.

Christopher Dines

#9. Every living being has the potential to become a Buddha: someone who has completely purified his or her mind of all faults and limitations and has brought all good qualities to perfection.

Kelsang Gyatso

#10. You know, I always suspected you were the kind of guy to jerk off to your own reflection, but this is a step too far.

Melanie Marchande

#11. Hey, Hot Stuff, Can't wait till you get over that guy you were with. He sounds like a real jerk. Hope it's soon. You're way too tasty to be alone for too long. Come find me. I'm out here waiting. Your Future

Greg Behrendt

#12. Some form of common worship and a common place of worship appear to be a human necessity.

Mahatma Gandhi

#13. There is nothing so striking to the eye on a return to England from the Continent as the stateliness of our trees. I do not know of any trees in Europe to compare with ours.

Sabine Baring-Gould

#14. If a guy is over 25 percent jerk, he's in trouble. And Henry was 95 percent.

Lee Iacocca

#15. I'm not sure I'm okay with 2 guys gettin' married, but I don't wanna be a jerk about it.

Lizz Winstead

#16. Try not to be four years into a relationship when it suddenly dawns on you that the guy you're with is a big, selfish jerk.

Greg Behrendt

#17. The inner spaces that a good story lets us enter are the old apartments of religion.

John Updike

#18. I see the life with your sight,
O" the love; you're my light.

Debasish Mridha

#19. Most people, when they think of an insult, they keep it to themselves. But you wouldn't believe the things people say on my Twitter feed, and I'm a nice guy. Imagine if I was a jerk.

Jeff Ross

#20. I had a stupid crush on a guy who barely tolerated me most of the time. Was that the kind of girl I was? Pick the jerk over the nice guy?

Kelley Armstrong

#21. Tawny shrugged. "I was overreacting. Typical big sister move. He explained why he did it, and it makes sense, in a slightly twisted way. He's not a bad guy. He's just a jerk. But a nice one."
"That doesn't make any sense."
"Men rarely do.

Chelsea M. Cameron

#22. Johnny Rotten. He's a big fan of mine. I used to see him out in the audience in England and he'd stand up and holler. He's funny. Smart too, and a nice guy. Don't think he's a jerk because he isn't.

Captain Beefheart

#23. Each tim I think I am falling for Mister Right, and then what happens? BAM! The guy turns out to be a fraud, a swindling scoundrel, or a dishonest, disparaging jerk!

Kym Petrie

#24. I think that it is real important for someone to be really honest and open emotionally. I'm really an emotional person. If I'm that way and the guy isn't that way I just really feel like a jerk.

Molly Ringwald

#25. It takes just about the same amount of time to be a nice guy as it does to be a jerk.

Mark Sanborn

#26. All guys are jerks but they get hotter with age and we learn to be more tolerant.

Kristen Bell

#27. He had light blond hair and a demanding voice. Devin took him either as a total jerk or the guy in charge.

Jordan Jarman

#28. There's something about a guy who admits he's a jerk that makes him forgiveable.

Lisa McMann

#29. Because when a guy's a jerk or an asshole, it's easier because you know exactly where you stand.

David Levithan

#30. I think you're nice to me and that scares the fuck out of me. Because when a guy's a jerk or an asshole, it's easier because you know where you stand.

Rachel Cohn

#31. I love how New York is so multicultural. I wish I was ethnic, I'm nothing. Because if you're Hispanic and you get angry, people are like, 'He's got a Latin temper!' If you're a white guy and you get angry, people are like, 'That guy's a jerk.'

Jim Gaffigan

#32. As you get to know me, you kind of figure me out, that I'm not as probably as bad of a guy that I've been reported to be. I'm not that jerk.

Terrell Owens

#33. I'm not gay, but I'm still the kind of guy where, even though you have no chance, they still want to hang around me so you can get a good mental image and jerk off to me later.

Zach Braff

#34. People are surprised that I'm nice and it helps me out a little bit; it's easy to be nice when everyone thinks you're going to be a jerk but if people think you're a nice guy then it's tough because it's what they expect.

Anthony Jeselnik

#35. I believe in courtesy. It is the way we avoid hurting people's feelings. She thought that maybe, just maybe, western civilization was in decline because people did not take time to take tea at four o'clock.

E.L. Konigsburg

#36. I never dreamed I would coach at UCLA. It was not one of those things in my coaching career I thought would happen. It's a tremendous blessing, and I'm going to make the most of it.

Steve Alford