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#1. There's plenty of ways you can go and encourage people. And you should do that. But don't demonize what you do, I do, what other comics are doing, when you see people showing up and listening and responding because they've heard the messaging in the new kind of way. - Author: Lizz Winstead
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#2. I dropped out of college and I'm pretty much a self-educated person, so a lot of my core belief system comes from life. - Author: Lizz Winstead
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#3. And home pregnancy tests? They are so last century. Nowadays, I think there's an app that calls your iPhone to warn you that if you finish that third cosmo, you may wind up with a wombmate. - Author: Lizz Winstead
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#4. We live in a nation where corporations are people. - Author: Lizz Winstead
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#5. I do a lot of reading of news so I can be smarter, and I do a lot of watching TV news so I can know why Americans aren't very smart. Then I can point out the hypocrisy of politicians or the media. - Author: Lizz Winstead
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#6. I'm Catholic. My mother and I were unpacking and she found my diaphragm. I had to tell her it was a bathing cap for my cat. - Author: Lizz Winstead
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#7. One of the first things Catholic school taught me is that babies were born sinners. You sucked before you took your first breath. - Author: Lizz Winstead
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#8. I'm not sure I'm okay with 2 guys gettin' married, but I don't wanna be a jerk about it. - Author: Lizz Winstead
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#9. Write a smart joke and people want to talk about it and keep the dialogue going. Also, if you can make someone laugh, it's a pronouncement that they like you on some level. - Author: Lizz Winstead
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#10. People being forced to get health care and the insurance companies making millions. - Author: Lizz Winstead
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#11. If you're a woman and you've decided to step in front of people on any kind of platform and say that you have feelings about anything, you are committing a radical act. People view it as such, so you might as well actually commit a radical act. - Author: Lizz Winstead
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#12. I suppose the difference between baby people and me is that I do not consider smiling while farting 'holding up your end of a conversation. - Author: Lizz Winstead
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#13. Truth be told, when you start your career out as a clown, you don't consider yourself a writer. - Author: Lizz Winstead
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#14. Really life is about narcissism; no one is ever thinking about you much. You always think people are thinking about you way more than they are. - Author: Lizz Winstead
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#15. There are people that say you should never use humor to talk about anything that's important or hard, and since I don't believe that, at some point there has to be a level of "agree to disagree." - Author: Lizz Winstead
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#16. Whoever's president I'm not going to be short on material. - Author: Lizz Winstead
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#17. Good satire hopefully provides thought-provoking conversation. - Author: Lizz Winstead
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#18. By some fluke, my folks forgot to ask me the question most crucial to ensuring a lifetime of self-doubt: 'What if you fail? - Author: Lizz Winstead
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#19. In an odd way, my parents were proud of me. When they saw me do stand-up, I'd see them looking around the room and watch them taking in the people laughing. On some level, that comforted them. - Author: Lizz Winstead
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#20. It just seems OK these days to throw women under the bus. Like we're a bargaining chip. - Author: Lizz Winstead
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#21. The political satirist usually votes against their own interests, but the bottom line is that it doesn't really matter. - Author: Lizz Winstead
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#22. Nebraska is proof that hell is full and the dead are walking the earth. - Author: Lizz Winstead
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#23. My curiosity is not a choice. It's always been part of me. I think of it as a vital organ. - Author: Lizz Winstead
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#24. We've got a deeply flawed political system with an insane overreaching extremist element, with a Supreme Court that is completely loony. - Author: Lizz Winstead
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#25. This tornado is in Oklahoma so clearly it has been ordered to only target conservatives. - Author: Lizz Winstead
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